jingxuandeyipianchuanyuejiakongwenzhang《xiaosangshiguaipaoleshuaihuangzi，zheihenheliba》，redufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouxiamenghelianjue，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozherouroudetong，wenzhangxiangqing：yushihelianjuejiukaiqileyoudangdieyoudangmaderizi，yishoubaozhehelianyun，yishounazhebianzigananxiamengyijueshuidaoleri……
shangyimiaohaizaihshengzshihuankuaidezhuizherenkendexiameng，zhijuedeyizhentianxuandizhuande，xiayimiaozhijuedezijidetoufangfoyaoliekaileyiyang，wuzhehunhunchenchendetouhuanhuandezhanqilai，queyishoumodaoleyituanruanhuhudedongxi。
“我天！”
gangganghuiguoshendexiamengchadianbeiputiangaididejiegan，heweilisuanshuiyongdongdeganjuejiyadehunguoqu。
ranershoulimodaodebuzhimingdedongxi，hebijianchanraozhedeyiguzinaixiangweierrangxiamengdexinzangmengdelouleyipai：“wotian！buhuiyousangshizheimesha，bashiwuwangbierendehuailisaiba？”
molemozaoyiedeqianxiongtiehoubeideduzi，xiamenglianmangbahuailimiande“dongxi”jibalalechulai，meixiangdaojingranshiyigeyisuiduodadexiaohai！
“呜……”
xiaodongxichouqileyixia，fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosiguoquyiyang，danhaishijianqiangdezhengkaileyanjing，shiluludekanzhexiameng，yandihaidaizheyisideyilai。
“zhenshide，yuanlaishigexiaohaier。”
qiaoqiaozheixipinenroude，zheinaixiangnaixiangdexiaogeboyikouyaoxiaqu……
绝了！
keshitadayingguoqingqing，chufeixiaohaizizhudongreta，burantayongyuandoubuhuizhudongquzhaorexiaohaizide。
不过……
zheixiaojiahuojiuzheimedechuxianzaitadehuaili，dousongdaolezuibianle，suanbusuanzhudongzhaoretani？
xiamengdelianshangshanguoyisizhengzha，chenzhongdebaxiaohaifangdaoyipang，qishenjiuyaolikai。
mudulezheiyiqiedexitong857lianmangzaixiamengdenaohailimianshuodao：【gongxisuzhuchenggongbangdingxitong857，xitong857hengaoxingweininfuwu。】
xiamengpaqilaideshenzidunleyixia：“weiwofuwu？”
【对！】
“neininengrangwoxianzaichishangdongxima？”
【buneng，benxitongsuiranshixitongjudierpishengchandezhengpinxitong，danshibingbuhuigenjusuzhusuoqiupingkongbianchulaidongxi，zhihuibangzhusuzhusuijishixianyizhongrenshengchengjiu。】
“renshengchengjiu？”xiamengyuanbenshiwangdeyanjing“shua”deyixiajiuliangle：“neimekeyibangwoshixianxianyuchengjiuma？”
【……buneng，suoyouchengjiudoushisuijichouqude。】
“……”
shayebuneng，nengqitianwuliyoutuihuoma？
【xitongsuijichouquzhong……】
xitong857duqudaoxiamengdezheiyixiangfa，lianmangkaishijitasuijixitong。
【抽取成功！】
【gongxisuzhuchenggongchouzhongjunlintianxiachengjiu！】
【suhuashuodehao，huangdilunliuzuo，jinniandaowojia，suoyiwomendouyaoxianglishishangdegedaxianjunmingzhukanqi！】
【zhuxianrenwu：junlintianxia！】
【zhixianrenwu：chenggonglayirenruhuo。】
夏梦：“……”
xitong857：【……cilacila……】
wc！
ganggangsuijichouqudeshihou，wangjibananpindexitongjipingbile！
xiameng：“qingwen，nimenzheigexitongshihefadema？”
xitong857mengdehuishen：【dangran！benxitonggangcaibujiushuolema，benxitongkeshixitongjudezhengshixitong！】
xiamengdianledianyanqianxunidemianban：“niquedingzheigejunlintianxiachengjiu，shinvshengnenggouwanchengdema？”
【zenmebushi！】xitong857shitujizijideshuhubianjie：【nikankanwuzetian！yidainvdiduoyaoyana！】
“呵呵^_^”
【nizaikankanlvzhi！liue！douyifang！weizifu……】
“呵呵^_^”
夏梦懒得搭理它。
“咕噜……”
edeshoubulededuzimengdejiaoleyisheng，xiamengdemuguangrenbuzhukanxiangneigezhengyibiankenshouzhi，yibiandingzhetakandexiaohaiyanlexiakoushui。
zhei***nendejifu，yaoqilaiyidinggenxiannen！
tazaizheilitoutoukenyikoudehua，qingqingyinggaibuhuifaxiandeba？
jiancedaoxiamengdeqingxuzhihou，xitong857jicudewendao：【suzhunixiangganshenme！】
xiamengyanlexiakoushui，lisuodangrandeshuodao：“wangmeizhikea。”
dunleyixiayoubuchongleju：“zheimeizikanqilaizhenbucuo！（＞ｙ＜）”
zheiyouguangshuihuade，chiqilaiyidinghenkekou，zhenxiangchangyixia！（＾y＾）
一点也不好吧！
xitong857jianzhikuaiyaobeixiamengjiqiyunle。
【宿主你是人！】
“也可以不是。”
bijinggangcaihaishisangshilaizhe。
xiamengshenshounieleniexiaohaidelian，tamanshixixiaodeshangkoudeshouhexiaohai***nendelianxingchenglexianmingdeduibi，rangxiamengrenbuzhugengshiyanlexiakoushui。
zheiwakanqilaizenmejiuzheimekekouni？
咬一口肯定很好吃！
xitong857tixingdao：【zheigehaizishinixianzaizheijushentitongfuyimudedidi。】
“哦。”
弟弟啊！
xiaohai，qinrenshuangzhongbuff！
gengchanlezenmeban！~（￣y￣）~
tajiuzaizheilitoutoudechangyikou，qingqingyinggaibuhuizhidaodeba？
【宿主你在干嘛！】
“你猜。”
jiuzai857yiweixiamengzhongyuxiangqingchule，sikaozenmetaomingdeshihou，xiamengxunsulaqixiaohaidegebojiuyaowangzuilisong。
哇塞！
这口感……
好满足！
xitong857：【……suzhu！kuaibatadeshoutuchulai！】
“哦（°ο°）”
大意了！
yuanyiweisuzhuchenglesangshishisangshibingdudeyuanyin，xianzaikanlai，shizhiqiandefalvfaguixianzhilesuzhudefahui！
jiuzai857gantandeshihou，yidaoheiyingwangzheibianjisuerlai。
jiuzailuguozheibiandeshihou，neidaoheiyingsihushizhuyidaolexiameng，huidongshoulimianyijingbumanxianxuedejianjiuyaowangxiamengshenshangpiqu。
“啪！”
yishengyasuandeshengyinxiangqizhijian，zhijianxiamengshoufafeikuaidecongqunzidixiataochulaiyigeqingsededabanzhuanyixiazijiuhuzaileneiheiyirendehounaoshaoshangmian。
“kaca！”yishenggutoucuoweideshengyinxiangqi，neiheiyirenpiankejianjiumeileshengxi。
“you，shouzhudaitu……apei！shouzhudairen。”xiamengshenshouzhanledianbanzhuanshangxuefangdaozuilichanglechang：“si……zheirenyoudianshanghuoa……buguoweidaohaishitingxiangchunde，yikanpingrilijiujingchangduanlian。”
857：【……】
zanmennengbubazheimexuexingdeshiqingshuodezheimeqingmiaodanxiema？
tazheishibanglegeshenmesuzhua！
haiyou，nishizenmegenjuyidianxuejiunenggoupanduanchuzheirenshanghuode？！
“姐……姐……”
yipangdexiaohaibudongxiamengdejudongdaibiaozheshenme，zheijitianyizhidoushizheigejiejiepinsihuzhetade，suoyixiaohaixiayishiwangxiamengdefangxiangpaguoqu。
“姐姐。”
xiaohaitaitoukanzhedunzaidishang，zhengzaikouneiheiyirenhounaoshaodeshangkoudexiameng，yanzhongmanshiyilai：“jiejie，bao。”
jianxiaojiahuozheimeshangdao，xitong857lianmangjixiaojiahuozhugong：【genjushujuxianshi，gairenleiyouzaideqianzhijigao，suoyixitongjianyisuzhuxianxingyangyu。】
“姐姐抱，啊呀！”
xiamengtaiqimanshixianxuedeshouchuoleyixiaxiaohaidemeixin，yinweimeizenmeshouli，barenyixiazijiuchuodaole。
jianxiaojiahuoyandihanzheliangbaoleiyaodiaobudiaode，xiamengequweideniezhuxiaojiahuolianshangderuanrouroulin。
xiaojiahuohaibuzhidaoxianzaishishenmeqingkuang，mimangdepaqilaikanzheyanqianfangfobianleyigerendejiejie，hedishangyidongbudongderen，jinjindezhuazhuxiamengdeyijiao，weiqudao：“jiejie……bao……wu……”
【youqingtishi，fangyuanwugonglizhinei，yousanborenzhengzaijiuchan，ruguoxiaojiahuozheigeshihoukuqilaidehua，suzhuhenyoukenenghuibeiweigongde。】yankanzhexiaohaijiuyaokuleqilai，857lianmangtixing。
xiamengtanlekouqi，baoqixiaohai，badaizheyidianxueyedeshouzhisaijintadezuili：“biekule，fenniyidianchide。”
xitong857kuaiyaobengkuile：【suzhu！xiaohaizibunengchi……】
“nibizui。”wuyudefanlegebaiyan：“doukuaiyaoesile，sheihaiguanninengchishabunengchisha？jiaoqing。”
jiaoqingtong854：【……】
这宿主不能要了！
ditoukanleyandishangtangzhedeshiti，xiamengdeyandiweileng。
kanlai，dexiangbanfanonggezhangqifanpiao。
【suzhuxianzaidezhuangtai，hezhiqiandezhuangtaihaoxiangyoudianbutaiyiyang。】
857deshujuyouxielingluan。
suzhudefanchayoudianda，tayoudianbawobuzhu。
xiamengbalianmaijinxiaohaideshenshangshenshendixileyikouqi，ranhouyanlexiakoushui：“ruguowojintianwanshangchibubaodehua，nixinbuxinwomingtianjiuhuibanichaile？”
zhiyaorangtachibao，yiqiedouhaoshuo。
她不喜欢动脑子。
danshizhiyouchibaohezu，yourensihoudeshenghuocaibuxuyaonaozi，ertaxianzai……
xiamengdunxiashenzizaineigeheiyirendeshitishangyoukouledianxueyefangjinzuili。
ganjuedaomanzuideshengxiuweizanshiyaxialeedaofanweideshenglifanying，zheicaibaozhexiaohailikai。
【suzhubaohaizidedongzuokezhenbiaozhun】jianxiamengwenwendebaozhehaizi，857chuisizhengzhadewendao：【qishisuzhuhaishiyouyisirenxingde，duiba？】
“想啥呢？”
xiamengdianledianbaozhedexiaohai：“zheikeshichubeiliang，degongzhe。”
小家伙：“啊呀？”
857：【……】
yihouzaibangdingzheizhongmeinaozidewanyier，tajiubachuchangzhengmingjisile！
zhouweidesirentaiduole，xiamengpingjiezhebijianneiyiguweiruodexianxingweierhuanhuandezouzhe，buyihuijiulaidaolehuchenghepangbian。
huchengheduimianshiliantiandehuoguang，heshuilipiaomanleshiti。
xiamengxianqidekanleyanbeiwurandeheshui，fangfowenbudaozhouweidefuchouweiyiyang，zixiguanchazhezhouweiyoumeiyoukeyigongtazheijushentishiyongdedongxi。
turanjiancedaoleshenme，xitongxinxiayoulechengsuan：【suzhu，wangzuobianzouwubaimizuoyou，yougerenzaineilitangzhe，neigerendeshenshangyouchide。】
“你确定？”
【确定！】
857momodiqidaozhe，xiwangweilaidedafanpainenggouzhiyixiasuzhudemaobing。
xiamengdandandexiaozhe，huitouwang857jitashuodefangxiangzouqu。
【qianmianjiushile，chidezaitadexiongkouneili。】
xiamenghuanhuanzouguolai，shenshouwangtadexiongkoumoqu：“zhangdebucuo。”
zheixiongji，mozhejiuhenyoujiaojing！
zheimexiangzhe，xiamengrenbuzhuduonielejiba。
857：【……】
这称赞不要也罢！
xiamenggantanleyixiaxianzaibunengchitonglei，shouwangxiayidongleyixiajiupengdaoleyikuaibeiyouzhibaoguozhudedongxi。
这么大！（⊙o⊙）
xitong857：【benxitonghuaiyisuzhugangcaidehuayousuoqiyi，bingqiezhangwozhechongzudezhengju！】
“切，要你管。”
【jinggao！benxitongnaixitongjuguanfangchupin，benxitongjinzunxitongshouze，yanjinhuangdudu！】
xiamengfanlegebaiyan：“e。”
kanzhejiubizheirendexiongjixiaoneimeyidiandiandeyouzhibao，xiamengyibajianghuailimiandexiaohaifangdaodishang，ranhoukanzheyourendexiongdaji，dakaiyouzhi，nazhelimiandebingzichiledunqipiancan。
“kexi，taikexile！”
“xiafan，taixiafanle！”
weishenmetaxianzaiyaoshiyigerenni？
weishenmeyaoyourenxingzheiwanyierni？
xiamengbulijie，xiamengweiqu。
“ng……jie，jiejiebao。”
haimeiyoushuixingdexiaojiahuoxiayishidexiangyaobaozhuxiamengdejiao。
cishizhengzaikenbingzidexiamengganjuedaoduzilimianyouledongxi，yandidelengyihechisejianjiantunqu，jiulianbaozhetadejiaodexiaojiahuodouganjuemeiqingmuxiuleqilai。
shenzhihaiyouxinqingpengzhexiaojiahuodelianshenshendiqinleyikou！
xiaojiahuowuzhubei“qin”hongledelianjia，naoziyunhuhude。
gangcaijiejiehaoxiangqinwoleye……
xitong857：【……】
xingxing！taneifenmingshisuoyikouchangchangweier！
haiyou，bieyiweiwokanbudaonitoutouyanxiaqudekoushui！
duzilimianyouledongxizhihou，xiamengkanqilaidaoyemeiyouneimeshenrenle。
duici，857yesuanshisongleyikouqi。
qishiyoushihouruoyidianyeshihaoshi。
jiuzaizheishi，dishangtangzhedeneigerenturanzhengkaiyanjing，zuozhishentibinglengdekanzhexiameng：“nishishei？”
xiamenglianmangbaojinshoulimiandebingzi，taishoujiuyaojitayibanzhuan，quebeitaduoleguoqu。
kanzheneirenyanzhongdediyi，xiamengyouxiejiujie。
suoyitaxianzaishiyaoxianhetadajia，haishixianchidongxi？
neirenkanxiangxiamengkenzhedebingzi：“ruguowomeiyoukancuodehua，zheishiwodeganliang。”
夏梦：“……”
“啪！”
xiamengyongzhezuikuaidesudu，yibanzhuanyoubarenjipaiyunleguoqu。
guoranhaishiyaoxiansharenmiekou！
buguokanzaizheirenjita“song”chidedefenshang，tajiudafacibeideliutayimingba。
【suzhuniganleshenme！】
“吃东西啊。”
【那你打他干嘛？】
“他要抢我吃的。”
【keshizheiganliangbenlaishitade！】
“neinirangtajiaoyisheng，kankanganliangdayingbu。”
【qishidishangtangzhedeshizheigeshijiedefanpai。】
“哦。”
【他很厉害的！】
“ng，shitinglihaide。”
nengjitasongchidederendoutinglihaide，youqishiqingqing！
857差点被气死。
xiamengchibaolezhihou，babaozhetadejiaodexiaohaitileqilai，kanxiangdishangdeneigerendemuguangguiyileqilai：“tagangcaikandaowole，woshibushiyinggaisharenmiekou？”
“qingqingshuoguo，zhancaobuchugen，chunfengchuiyousheng。”
【neinigangcaizenmebutingtaxiangshuoshenme？！】
“qingqingshuo，fanpaisiyuhuaduo。”
【……】
这是什么反派发言？
yishijianjingrangaobuqingchudaodisheicaishifanpai！
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