《xiansheng，womentanlianaiba》shizhiqiaotangjiangchuangzuodeyibulingrenzhemidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaolinluoqiyunshengjinglilezhongzhongkunjinghekaoyan，tongguojianchiheyongqizhaodaoleneixindeliliang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqizhenshiganrendeqingganmiaoxiehelingrenjingtandexiangxianglierwenming。yushizhoubojiuzheimedaizheyinaodaiwenhao，kanzhelinluoqidingshenxiandejiaojieban，haichalegefang，kailejigeyizhu，liangrenhaigenlaoshichilegexiaoye。……。
chewaibuyuanchu，chuanlaijiminghaitongzhinendedanaosheng，chuqiuluoyejingqiaoqiaodipiaozaizheiliangheisedemaibaheshang。
erchenei，quexiangshilieriyiban，zaore，xinzhongnanan。
“nishuoshenme？”linluoshengyinruoruo，yiweishizijichuxianlehuanjue。
qiyunshengmianwubiaoqingdefushuleyibian：“niyuanbuyuanyigenwojiehun。”
zheihuadaoshitingqingchule，kegengjiawufapingjingle！
linluozhanglezhangzui，banshangshuobuchulaihua。
qiyunshengyexiangshiyouxiebunaifan，weicuzhemeitou，congshoubiandewenjiandaizhongnachuyitazhi。
“wodiaochaguonideguowangshenshi，congxiaoxuedaogaozhong，yizhizailaojiashizhongdianxuexiao，chengjiherenpinyizhishilaoshitongxuedeyouxiubiaobangduixiang。daxuekaorubenshiyikedalinchuangxi，xuexichengjiyouyi，lianxunalesinianjiangxuejin，jinnianzaiwoshidiyizongheyiyuanshixi，shixikeshichukekaomeicidoushiquanyuandiyi，meiyirendaijiaolaoshiduinidepingjiadouhengao，ruguozaishixijieshu，yiyuanjuxingdezhaopinkaoshizhongtongguo，yinggaijiunengliuxialaigongzuo。”
“wojuedenihenshihegenwojiehun。”
linluocongtashuozheiduanhuadeyanshenzhong，kandaolexiexujianding，zheishiduitabenrendekending。
但是，不对啊……
“suiranjiashihuanjingshiputongjiating，danmuqinshixianzhongdiangaozhonglaoshi，zhiyeshengyajingjingyeye，linjintuixiuyeyizhibaochilianghaojiaoshifengping。”
“zongdelaishuo，chulejingjihuanjing，womenzhijianmeiyoushenmebuxiangpipeide。”
zuihouzheijuhua，xiangshizaijitagaiguandinglundepingjia。
linluoconggangcaijiuxiangshuo，diaochagerenbeijingzheizhongshi，zhendeshizaixianshizhongcunzaidema？
meixiangdaoqiyunshenghaizhenjiubatacongxiaoxue，shenzhixueqianbandaoxianzaidesuoyourenshengjingli，deguodejiang，yijishaoshufanguodewushangdayadecuo，quanbudouzhongjiechengleyifenwendang，xianzaitashoushangjiushineifenziji23nianderenshengjingli。
“ni……diaochawo？”linluoyuqisuiranjingya，danzhishidanchundewenyixia。
shunbiangantanyixiazhenzhengdedalao。
“ng，woxuyaoduizijidejiehunduixiangyouyigequanmiandelejie。”
zheihua，meimaobing，keshizheigefangshi，zhenshichangrenbusuoqijizhichu。
buguolinluodaomeiyoubukaixin，zhishijuedezheigenanren，zuoshigenbierendenaohuilu，zhenshibutaiyiyang，chengbushangguaiyi，zhinengshuodute，haishishuoyouqianrendouzheiyang？
“wolijiede，wolijiede。”linluolianshenghuidadao。
shoushangzheifen“jianli”，kanlaiqiyunshenghaisuanbijiaomanyi，buranyebuhuilaixiangtatichuqiu……ebudui，tichujiehunyaoqing？
linluoyishijianbuzhidaogairuhechenghuzheiduanhunyinqingqiu。
kehuayoushuohuilai，tamenliangchuleneitianwanshangyihou，yijitashoushangzheifen，youqiyunshengdiaochadelaidetadeziliao。
linluojiangzheitazhifangzaiyibian，zhengzhongqishidekanzheta，“keqixiansheng，womendoubushuba，erqiewoduininmeiyourenhelejie。”
qiyunshenghenzirandecongshouce，gangcaitongyangdeweizhinachuyifenwenjian。
zheifenbijitaneifenhaiyaohoushangbushao，waimianyouyicixingwenjiandaifengzhuang，kanshangqubingmeiyoubeichaifengguo。
“zheifenshiwodejianli。”
linluokanzheshoushanghouhoudeyitazhi，tachenghuzheigeweijianliai！
taxiaoxindejiangzheitawenjianchaikai，fengmiandiyiyehetadeneifenyiyang，yizhangguiguijujudezhengjianzhao，xiamianshinianling，zhiye，chushengriqidenggerenjieshao。
linluoculvedefankanlezheifen“jianli”，zheicaizhidao，mianqianzheigenanren，daodishihefangshensheng。
qiyunshengdenianjidaoshiyiliaozhineidebitada，haiyoulianggeyuejiu28le。
fumushidaxuerenzhidejiaoshou，muqinhaidanrenzheyanjiuyuandegongzuo，danjiajingyouwo，zuyikandechulai。
danqiyunshengdejiashibuzhishitakandedaodehao，zuizhongyaodeshitadechuangyejingliheliuxuejingli。
qiyunshengsuojianlidegongsijingranshiguoneizhumingdeguangchangyaoqi。
zhihouhaijinxiuleyanjiusheng，yanjiushengbiyeshigongsiyijingkeyidaoshangshidedibu，zhihouzaiguoneijidiaolejigelaojutou，pianlingyudaxialejieshidejichu。
erxianzaizheijiagongsideshizhiyijingchaoguobaiyi，shiqiyequanqiuqiaoshouzhiyi。
linluobenshenjiushixueyide，yaopinshangshejiyebijiaoguangfan。
guangchangyaoqishiquanguochuleguoqiyiwai，shichangfenezhanbizuidadeqiye。
suoyi，ganggangqiyunshengshuode，zhishijiajingshangbuzenmepipei，zheihuafangfochenglezaianweita。
jiushizheimeyigezhangdeyoushuai，cainenghejiajingwanquannianyatadenanren，xianzaizaizheiwentayaobuyaojiehun。
鬼才会犹豫吧！
buguotayemeiyoulimadaying，tahaimeibeizheigenanrenzahuntou。
“qixiansheng，ninjiehun……jializhidaoma？”
“不知道。”
linluodengdaleshuangyan，buzhidao？zheimedageshi，doubugenjialishuoma？
qiyunshengqueyifuxiyiweichangdeyangzi，“wofumucongwochuzhongkaishi，jiurangwozijiduizijideshiqingfuze，tamenzhitigongjianyi，shangdaxueyihou，gengshiguandehenshao。”
ha？zheishishenmejiating？fangyangshijiaoyuma？zheizhongqingkuangxia，haizizhendebuhuizouwaima？
linluoshoushangneiluochendiandiandiwenjian，jiletadaan，zouwai？bucunzaide，renjiaxianzaishixingyejutou，renzhonglongfeng，fumugaoxingdoulaibuji。
“haoba，wozhidaole。”
“ke……nibuhuijuede，womenzheizhongmeiyouganqingdehunyin，huibuhuichixubuleduojiu。”
shuolezheimejiu，linluozuihouhaishijiangzheigewentiwenchulaile。
“wojuedeyinggaibuhui，wofumuneigeniandai，henduodoushixiangqinjiehun，jiehunqianbingburenshi，jiehunhoucaiduibiciyoulejie。”
a！tashuojiehunhouduibiciyoulejie，yisishikeyijiangganqingjinyibufazhanma？！
linluojuedezijiyouxingle。
“erqie，”qiyunshengzhengmianxiangta，“zhiyaowomendouzhongchengyuzheiduanhunyin，tajiubuhuizheimeqingyijieshu。”
linluohenzhenchengdikanzheta，jiandinghuidadao：“wodangranhui！zheishizuorendejibenshouze。”
zheibushitadeyijukongkoupinghua，ershitabenlaizenghenneixiechugui，huozhezaihunyinzhongzuochushanghaibanlvderen。
keshiyebuduia，neiyibeijiehunzhiqianshenzhidoujianbushangmian，ertamenyikaishijiuyou“fujuli”jiechu，zheshibutainenggenneiyibeibijiao。
xiangdaozheitalianyoukaishizhujianbianhong。
qiyunshengdemuguangyizhidoufangzaitashenshang，kanzhezhujianbianchenghongshizidenansheng，zuijiaogouqiyimobuxisuojiandehudu。
“renshidechangsuozhishiyizhongfangshi，genghekuangwomendangshibudouzhishibuxiaoxin？”
linluoyouxiezhenjingdekanzheta。
“danwobushiyigeduizijibufuze，yebuduitarenbufuzederen，suoyiwolaixiangnitichujiehunyaoqing。”
linluoditoudingzheshoushangdeziliao，qishicongqiyunshengdehuazhongkeyizhidao，taduijiehunzheijianshihenkanzhong，buranyebuhuixiangxidiaochatadeshenshibeijing。
qiyunshengshuodao：“buguowoyezhidao，zhengchangrenjiehundeliuchengqueshibushizheiyang，suoyiwojinixuanzedequanli，buguanniyuanbuyuanyi，wodouhuijinizunzhonghebuchang。”
linluobeitazheijuhuahedaole，zenmeyouraohuiqule！zheiyangkanqilaijiuxiangshiweileqianranhouneisha。
talianmangjujue：“aibububu！nizheigebuchangtingqilai，jiuxiangshizaipiaowo，wobuyao。”
qiyunshengbushuohuale，linluoyeshuobuchulaishenme，neizhongguaiguaideganjueyoulaile。
zheigenanrenzhenshi，zhishangdoudianzaishangyeshangleba？
banshang，qiyunshengzhushizhetashuodao：“buguanshishenmedaan，wodouzunzhongni，wohuijiniyiwanshangdeshijianzuoweikaolv，mingtianwolaizhaoni，daoshihoubuguannishiyuanyigenwojiehunyehao，haishiyoushenmeqitadeyaoqiuyehao，wodoujinliangmanzu。”
linluominleminchun，zheigetiyihaikeyi。
“好。”
qiyunshengdianlediantou，“neime，womenmingtianjian。”
“嗯，明天见。”
linzoudeshihou，linluozaichewaiduitadianlediantou，zheiliangtingzailaojiuxiaoqumenkoudemaibahe，bianyangzhangerqule。
cheshangzhuliguqishibushi，tongguohoushijingzhongkanyiyanzijialaoban，qiyunshengdaoshimanbuzaiyidekanzheshoushangdewenjian。
santianqiantagenlaobanquyijiajiubafujintanshengyi，dandidianxuanzededifangtingchechanglinshiweixiu，yushizhinengbachetingzaifujindeyijiashangchang。
daoledifangzhaobudaolaoban，haidalelianggedianhua，jieguodoubeijujuejieting。
jiuzaitagankai，zijidezhiyeshengyashibushidaolejintoushi，laobangebicongjiubalifulegenanshengchulai。
shangcheshishuoyaosongtahuiqu，jieguonanshengzhishuoleyigeyiyuandemingzi，daoleyiyuanfujin，yagenxiangbuqizijizhuna，yushizhinengsongtadaolefujinjiudian。
“qizong，ninhaixialaima？”tadangshiwenlezheimeyijuhua。
qiyunshengshifenkendingdegaosuta：“jiuwufenzhongshijian，wosongtahuifangjianjiuxialai。”
ranhouguqizailouxiadenglezhengzhengyiwanshang，diertianqingchencaikanjianzijialaobancongjiudianchulai，bozishanghaiaihenmanman。
huigongsihou，laobanyizhengwanbazijiguanzaibangongshi，linjinxiabanqian，jitafalezhangzhaopian，rangtaqudiaochayixiazheigeren。
zhaopiandezhurenjiushijintiangentajianmiandenansheng，yeshishangciqiyunshengcongjiubajianhuilaideren。
zhihouyoujiaolailelvshi，qicaoleyifenjiehunxieyi。
ng……jiehunxieyi，bushihunqianxieyi。
tamenlaobanjinsanshinianmeikaiguohua，yiwanshangjiumanyuanchunsele。
linluohuidaojiayihou，jiangshoushangneifenqiyunshengdeziliaofangzaizhuozishang。
xianzaitayijingwanquancongzheijianshidailaidezhenjingzhong，xingwuguolaile。
genyigemoshengnanrenjiehun，qishiyesuanbushangshenmehuaishi。
benlaitajiumeiyouduixiang，erqieyebuzhidaoyihougaizenmeban。
xianzaiyouyigezheimeyouxiuderenzaitamianqian。
haikaolvshenme？23nianweiyiyicixindong，napashijianseqiyi，tayeyuanyi！
睡觉，明天去结婚。
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