zhimingwangwenxieshou“mengxiaotuzi”delianzaijiazuo《xiaoshaoyehengdaoduoai，zhongyubaodemeirengui》shininxianxiashiguangdebibeizhixuan，sangranxierangluxu shiwenlishejidaodelinghunrenwu，chaoshuangqingjiezhuyaojiangshudeshi：heitangshinongyudetian，kecongshejianhuadaoshegen，quezaizuihou，fanqileyisiyinyinyueyuedekuwei。——sangranderesoubingmeiyouweichihenjiu。disantian……
xieshijiudiandeercenglutai。
chenkekanzheluxu：“xielaoyezizheicishengriyanmianzizuodezhenzu，ganjuequanjingshiyoumingyouxingdedoulaile，buguotabushi64ma？zheibulingbuzhengdezenmejiudacaodabanni？”
“xusui65ba，”luxukanlekanbiao，“chuyeshibushikuaidaole？”
“ng，kuaileba，laideshihouwotingshuoa，zheicishengriyanshineiweixiaoxiezongyidingyaojilaoxiezongban，xiaoshundehena，yaoshuozheixierangshouduanshizhengaoming，nikanxianzaijingshihaiyousheijidetacengjingshisishengzi，daoshihaojijiadatingzhexianghetalianyin，fandaoxiejianeiweilaodawurenwenjin。”
zhengshuozhe，xietangduanzhejiuzouguolaile。
chenkeganmangjinsheng，huanshangxiaolian，“yo，xieda**，haishirucifengzichuoyue。”
“chenkenihaishizheimeyouzuihuashe，”xietangkanxiangluxu，“axu，nijianwobabalema？”
luxu：“ganglaideshihouhexiezongjianguole。”
xietangjuejuezui，“niyebushuodengwoyixia，wohaisichuzhaonini，wobazongshuowohenishitongxue，jieguonizheimeyouxiuwoquezhishigeyanjiuyuan，wohaishuorangnijiwomeiyanjijuni。”
zhengzaicishi，chuyedaole。
“yo，chuboshidaole。”chenkeshangqian，“zhongyukenhuilaijichengjiayele？”
“axu，ake，”chuyezoushangqian，paipailiangren，kandaoxietangshimouzhongshanguoyisijingya：“xieda**。”
“chuyenihaishizheimekue，”xietangyouzhuanxiangluxu，“axu，nirenburendewoge，wogeyizhihenxiangrenshinide，yihuierwodaitalaijianniniliangliaoliaoba。”
luxu：“wowanshangyouhui，yihuierjiuzoule。”
“a，neinidengyixia，woxianzaijiujiaotalaiya。”xietangzhuanshenjiuyaoxialou，louxiaquechuanlaiyizhenxuanhua。
“小谢总来了。”
renqunyixiazirenaoqilai，xietangdeshoumengdizhuazhuqunbai，jiaobudunlexia，caizhuangzuoruowuqishixialou。
chenkejianrenzoulecaibumanfasheng：“bushi，weishatajiaowoliangshimingzi，daonilejiushiyishengjiaodidideaxu？”
chuyekanxiangluxu，“niliangchengle？”
luxu：“nishiyanjingbuhaohaishierduobuhao？”
chuyexiaolesheng，“wojiushuo，womenbingluluzenmekenengxianggegedazheimerongyigaoding。”
luxu：“......”
chenke:“……axu，bataduya，like，mashang。”
chuye：“zenme?zhangdalewaihaodouburangjiaole？”
chenkeyixiangshuobuguota，zeleyishengyizailanganchuxiangxiakan，“ei，nishuozheixiaoxiezongchuchangduoyoupaitou，zhangdequeshibucuo，heaxuyoudeyipin，jiushizheiduanzhedejiazi，hewangzijiadaoside，ei，ei，axunikuaikuaikuai，eiei，eieiei？”
luxu：“nikabugle？”
“**！”
chuye：“zenmehaimashangrenle？”
“bushi！”chenkelaliangrenguoqu，zhizhexiamian，“axu，nikanxierangpangbianneigemeinvshibushi**？！”
chuyehuitou：“**zhangzheimehaokan？zhengrongle？”
luxudeqindidiheqinmeimei，tamendoushijianguode。
“bushi！shitajimei！”chenkechaochuyejimeinongyan，“neige！”
“e，neige……suoyinijimeihexierangchengle？”chuyewen。
“wobuzhidaotalai。”luxukanxiangyiceng。
sangranchuanzheyishendanlansedelifuqun，xierangzeshiyishenshenlansexizhuang。
yikanjiushisirenchengtaodingzhi。
“nizheigejimeiqueshiyouyisie，”chenkedao，“neitianbushihaihejijiaxiaoshaoyeshouwanshou，jintianyouhezijiqianlaobanshouwanshoule？woyaojidemeicuo，taliangbushiyouchouma?tadangchubushibeixierangganchuyulequande？”
chuyekanxiangluxudeshense。
tamenshifaxiao，duibicihaishihenlejiede。
e，zheishense，kebudahao。
——
louxia，sangranwanzhexierang，hegelurendazhaohu。
gangcaixieranglazhetajinlehuazhuangjian，erhuabushuoanpairenjitahuanlelifuhexie，haizuolefaxinghualezhuang。
“woyoubushizhujiao，nizhiyuzheimenong，langfeishijian。”sangranwanzhetadeshou，qingshengbaoyuan。
“bubaninongdeguangcaizhaorennizenmebangwodangtaohua，”xierangzaitaerbianqingsheng，yimianhaiyuluguoderenweixiao，“kandaoneibiandeneigetuzimei，xuanshilaozong，quniantamaile100duogebenzihaimeipai，tashoushangdeneikuaibaidafeilinikandaoleme？tazuixihuanbierenhetaliaobiao，congzheigehuatiqieruzuihao。”
“neibianduanfadenvshishioldazhonghuaquzongcai，zuijindaiyanrendaoqizaizhaoxindedaiyanren，olzuixindexiangfenxilieshitaqinzicaodaodejiezuo，nihetaliaozheigetazhunkaixin。
“zuoshoubianneigelaotaitai，shijingshidaxuedewenxueyuanjiaoshou，tashouxiadexueshengdoushizhimingbianju，tamenyougequn，laotaitaizuijinaikanduanju，kandeshangtou，nisuibianzhaogezhuiqihuozangchangdeduanjuhetaliaojiuxing，xiangbanfarangtalanijinqun。
“neibiandezhongniannanren，plshipinzongjingli，tamenzuijindezizhijuhenhuo，yinggaizaixunqiuhezuofang，taaikansaiche，nihetaliaof1，danruguotayaoheniyuezhehejiuzhijiejujue，zhongniannanrendeyounitongbing，buguanzhejiuhaole，zheidianniyezaiyulequandaiguo，zenmeyingduiyinggaizijixinliyoushu。”
sangrantaitou，“nishinalegebenzibatamenxiangtongjifanyiyangzuolehuaxiangma?”
xierangqingxiao:“yaoburanniyiweiwomeitianzaibangongshilizuozhewanma？”
“neibianhaiyoujigeren，pingshihennanjiandao，buguoyaoyihuierzaihenishuo。”
桑苒:”?”
xierang:“zanliangshipingdengjiaoyi，wozongbunengbazijideqiandoufuguangle，wanyinibushouxinyongpaolezenmeban？”
“……”
xieranglazhetazhuandaolingyice，zhilezhi。
“neigechuanzheehuangsequnzide。”
sangran:”zheijiushilinjiaqianjinlinyi？nibuxihuantajiubunengzhijiegaosutama?”
“dangranbuneng。”xierangyilianlisuodangran，“tabahewozhenghezuoguanjianqi，wozhijiejuleta，neiqianqidenulijiuquanbaifeile，linshijiwodailaidelirunkebizhenggexyuledougao，suoyiwoxuyaoyigerenlaibangwobanyanzheigeeren。”
“xianglaixiangqu，sheinengbidangnianxiangchequanwangdeenvgengheshibanyanyigeduiwoaidefengkuangbunengrangbierenchazuyibudefengzini?”xieranggankai，“nishuoshibushi，ng?”
**，渣男。
桑苒心里暗骂。
xierangkantadebiaoqingjiuzhidaotakendingzaixinlimaziji，tahaoxiaodililelitajianbangdexiaofeixiu。
xiaofeixiushangdezimushirengongcixiu“rr”。
xierangderhesangrander。
sjnayourrshunkouyouhaokan。
takanzhejiujuedexinmanyizu，fuzhetadejianbang，jiangtazhenggerendiaolegege。
“zheikeshinizuishanzhangdelingyule，bawoxiangxiangchengnizuiaideren，nachudangnianweilejiangciganqiaoyandeqishilai。”
sangranwuyubaita，tahuitayigecanlandeweixiao。
“quba，dengnidehaoxiaoxi。”
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