jingxuandeyipiandoushishenghuowenzhang《xiaoshenyi：kaijujiuzhanghunshu》，redufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyoujiangyuwenyihuan，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozhezhuangxiaoxian，wenzhangxiangqing：woshilaituihun，tuihundea，peiyangnamenzideganqing！“niyoudexuanma？”hanqiongxiaozhe，fangfoyiqiedouzaitadezhangwozhizhong。……
第4章
neishiyigegupanshengzidenvren，chongmanlechengshuyunwei。
cike，tazhengmanbuzouxialouti，yishuangtaohuayanzhigougoudedingzhejiangyu。
“你是什么人？”
jiangyushangxiadaliangzhenvren，juedetahehantianmingyoujifenxiangsi。
“wojiaohanqiong，shihanyingdegugu。”
hanqiongyonglandezuozaishafashang，shouhuimuguang，longlelongtoufa。
tajinniansanshisansui，danyangmaoquehennianqing，jushoutouzudoutouluzhecheng**rendemeili。
tabujinzhangdehaokan，erqieyeshiyiweinvqiangren，hanshijituannengyoujintian，zhishaoyoutasanfengonglao。
haokandenvrenzongshinengxiyinnanrendezhuyili，jiangyuyebuliwai。
taananpansuan，jiranhanyingdegugudouzhangdezheimehaokan，neihanyingyinggaiyebuhuichadaonaliqu。
“nishihanyingdeweihunfu？”
hanqiongnaqichajishangdehunshukanleyiyan，suihouyoushuodao：“shijiankeguodezhenkuai，yihuang，laoshenyidetudidouzheimedale。”
“你认识我？”
“shiwunianqian，laoshenyidaizheniyunyouzhici，bawofuqincongguimenguanjiulehuilai，shuangfangdingxiahunyuezhishi，woyezaichang，nibujidewole？”
“......”
jiangyubiaoshiwuyu，zheisheinengjidenia！
wocongxiaohelaotouyunyousihaijirenqiaobing，youguojiaojiderenmeiyouyiwanyeyoubaqian。
zaishuole，wodangniankezhiyousansui，nengjidenicaiyouguile。
shiwunianqiandehanqiongzhengzhiqingchun，yeshitianyunshishuyishuerdemeinv，zhuiqiuzhebujiqishu，ruguojiangyudangshiyoushisansui，kendinghuijidezheigedameinv。
taketaodao：“haoxiangyoudianyinxiang，jiranayininshihanyingdegugu......”
“阿姨？”
hanqionglianseshunjianyinchenxialai，daduanlejiangyudehua，“zenme，wokanqilaihenlaoma？”
“zhengxiangfan，ninkanqilaihennianqing。”
“neinihaijiaowoayi？”
“有什么不对？”
jiangyusongsongjian，ruguoshimoshengren，neitakendinghuilimaodehanyishengjiejie。
kenishihanyingdegugua，jiusuanzainianqing，congzheibianlunwohanyishengayiyemeicuohaoba！
“jizhu，nihaimeijinwohanjiademen，yihoudejiaojiejie。dengjinlehanjiademenzaigaikouyebuchi。”
“无所谓。”
fanzhengjiangyuyemeidasuanjinhanjiademen，jiaoshenmedouwusuowei。
“huawoyijingshuowanle，hunshuwoyeliuxiale，haiqingjiangnimenshoulidehunshutuihaijiwo，wohaiyoushi，jiubuduodaraole。”
“nishihanjiaweilaidenvxu，zenmenengshuoshidaraoni？”
“？？？”
jiangyudangshijiumengle，hanqiongzheihuashishenmeyisi？
“bieyongneizhongbukesiyideyanshenkanzhewo，zanjiahanyingyuzhaoshuodeshichunshuzixuwuyou，nicaishizanmenhanjiadezhengpainvxu！”
“ayi，nigenwokaiwanxiaole，nikankanwozheiyangzi，nadianpeideshangtangtanghanjiadaxiaojiea！”
“叫姐姐！”
“jiejie，wohaimangzhequxiayijiatuihunni，woxianliuxiawodehunshuyibiaochengyi，nimenshoulidehunshuwoxiacizailaiqu......gaoci！”
jiangyuhuangmangtaolihanjiabieshu，jiuhanqiongzheitaidu，zaidaiyihuier，gujinengbatahehanyingdehunqiqiaoding。
tagangzou，hantianmingjiuxialelou。
“hanqiong，yingerdeshi，nizuihaobuyaochashou。”
hantianmingdeyuqiyouxiebingleng，xiongmeiliangdeguanxibingbuneimerongqia。
“dage，zanjiadenvxushangmenlai，nibarendaihuilaiqueyoubierbujian，shibushiyouxieguofen？”
“woziyoudasuan，buyongnicaoxin。”
“womingbainishenmeyisi，nishipatazaimenkousichuxuanyancaibarendaihuilai，danbahaimeisi，suoyiniyoubuganzhijiehuihun，nixiangtuogejitian，dengbayanqilejiunengbabadangchudingxiadehunyuepiedeganganjingjing，ranhouranghanyingjiajinzhaojia。”
“shiyouruhe，nandaowonverdeshi，wohaibunengzuozhu？”
“哼，忘恩负义！”
“laoshenyidangchudequeduiwojiayouen，badangshiyishichongdonglixiahunyue，wanquanmeiyoukaolvguoyingerdeganshou，wohantianmingbushiwangenfuyideren，tayaoduoshaoqianwodoukeyijita，danshirangyingerjiajita，juebukeneng！”
“hehe，shuodebichangdehaoting，wochadiandouyaoyiweinishitianxiadiyihaofuqinle。zheihuanipianpianwairenjiusuanle，haikaolvyingerdeganshouni，rangtajiajinzhaojia，niyouxunwenguotadeyijianma？”
“zhaoshuoheyingermendanghudui，tanengyoushenmeyijian？”
“tayaoshimeiyijian，yizhouqiannengzhiyibanchuquzhu？”
hanqiongjianghunshushouqi，hantianmingsanbubingzuoliangbushangqian，yibazhuazhuhanqiongdeshouwan：“hunshujiwo！”
“zenme，xiangshaohuihunshuranhoudangzheimenhunshibucunzai？dage，woshibuhuirangnidaxiangruyisuanpande！”
tashuaikaihantianming，daochekukaizheyilianghongsefalalilikai，hantianmingdalegedianhua，rangrengenzhehanqiong。
......
jiangyumeixiangdaotuihunjingranhuizheimebushunli，huiliuliudepaole。
menweichudewangyumusongjiangyulikai，diantouhayao：“geninmanzoua，youkongchanglaia！”
tacalecaetoudehan，shengpajiangyuzhaotaqiuhousuanzhang。
“yuge，nigentakeqishaa！”
yixunluodebaoanzoulai，buxiedepieleyanjiangyu。
“yibianqu，neikeshihanjiadenvxu，laozikerebuqi！”
“yugeniduolvle，wogangcaiqinyanqiaojiantaconghanjiahuiliuliudepaole，hanjiazaitianyunshiyoutouyoulian，zenmehuibahandaxiaojiejiajiyigetubie？”
“你看清楚了？”
“千真万确！”
wenyan，wangyudunshitingzhileshenzi，heizheliandao：“neijiuhaobanle，zheitubiezhiqianganshuawo，kanwozhengbusita！”
“heihei，yuge，yaoshizannengjiejueleneixiaozi，yesuanshibanghanjiabaimingyijianmafanshi，yaoshinengdashanghanjiazheigengaozhi，neizanyihoukendingnengfadacaia！”
“youdaoli，nibangwokanzhezheili，wozheijiuzhaowogequ！”
wangyuqianjiaogangzou，hanqiongjiukaizhefalalichuqule。
jiangyufeibenxiashan，danzenmeyemeiyoupaochekuai，henkuaijiubeihanqiongzhuishangle。
“嘀！”
hanqionganleshenglaba，luoxiachechuang：“shangche。”
江羽人都傻了！
“还愣着做什么？”
“jiubuhaomafannileba。”
“nikeshiwohanjiaweilaidenvxu，youshenmemafanbumafande，nidalaoyuanlaiyitang，wozenmeyegaijinjindizhuzhiyibushi？”
“jie，woshilaituihundea，nimeibiyaozheimereqing！”
“huakebieshuodezheimezao，zanjiayingerkeshitianyunshiyidengyidedameinv。”
“wohunshudouliuxiale，suoyi......”
“naqu！”hanqiongzhijiebahunshurengjilejiangyu，“buyongxiewo。”
jiangyujichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong，wokezhenshixiexienia，woxiexieniquanxiaoquderen！
wozhishixiangtuigehuneryi，youneimenanma？
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