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第9章
zhichuanzheshuiyidewenyihuan，qiaolianshunjianhongdaoleergenzi。
“ni......nimen！”
wenfuyaoyaqiechi，yanzhongsiyounuyanpenchu。
jiangyujuedeyouxieganga，chaozhewenfunulidejichuyisixiaorong。
wenyihuanjimangjieshi：“ba，nilengjingyidian，shiqingbushinixiangxiangdeneiyang。”
“wohaiyaozenmelengjing？”
wenfupaoxiaozhe：“wenyihuanawenyihuan，nandaoniwanglenihaiyouhunyuezaishen？nizheiyangzuo，rangwozheizhanglaolianwangnaerge！”
“ba，nibuyaozaigenwotihunyuedeshile！”
wenyihuanturanyingqileqilai。
“jiehunshiyibeizidedashi，woweishenmeyaojiajiyigewosuweimoumianhaobulejiederen！”
“nidongshenme，hunyindashijiangjiufumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，hunyuejiranyijingdingxia，jiujuebunengwuguhuihun！”
“ba，doushenmeniandailenihaizheimeyufu？”
tingdaowenjiafunvdeduihua，jiangyumozhexiaba，xinshuozheishishangjingranhaiyougenlaotouziyiyangshigubuhuazhiren。
“neige，bofu，wojuedeba，yigerendezhongshendashizenmenengbeiyizhihunyueshufu，lianggerenzaiyiqiyaoshimeiyouganqingjichuwuyiyufangwudiji......”
“bizui，wowenjiadeshilailunbudaoniyigewairenlaizhishouhuajiao！”
jiangyuhuameishuowanjiubeiwenfudaduanle，wenfutaiduqiangyingmuguangbushan，jiangyubeiyezhu，zhinengxingxingdedixiatou，zuoyigeanjingdepangguanzhe。
danwenyihuanjieshanglejiangyudehuacha：“ba，wojuedejiangyushuodemeicuo，wobukenengyibeizimianduizheyigehaowuganqingderen。”
“yihuan，ganqingshikeyipeiyangdema，zaishuoleneikeshi......dengdeng，nishuotajiaoshenmemingzi？”
温父显得有些惊讶。
wenyihuanyanzhuziyizhuan，likeguoquzhuaizhewenfu：“ba，womenjinwulitan。”
tabawenfutuojinleguifang，rangjiangyuzaiketingdengzhe，bingzhufutabuzhuntouting。
闺房中。
wenfuzaiyiciwendao：“nishuotajiaojiangyu？”
温亦欢点头承认。
“shizhonglaoshenyidetudijiangyuma？”
“zheigewomeiwen，danwodiyicijiantashi，tashuoshilaitianyunshituihunde。”
“退谁的婚？”
“我和韩颖。”
“neiyidingshitale！”wenfuxiandeyouxiejidong，“zheishierzenmebuzaogaosuwo，gangcaiwochadiannaolewuhui！keshi......niliangdouzhuyiqile，zenmehaiyaotuihun？”
“ba，woliangmeizhuyiqi，taxianzaizhishiwodebaobiaoeryi，erqie......erqietahaibuzhidaowojiushiwenfuyao。”
wenyihuanbenmingwenfuyao，shibasuideshihoudasuanjinjunyanyiquan，suoyijizijiqulegeyiming。
buguotaxingtubushun，qianliangnianzaiwenfudequanshuoyubangzhuxia，zhuanxingzuoqileshengyi。
tazaidangyanyuandeshihouyeleijileyixierenmai，wenyihuanzheigemingzibeirenshuzhi，suoyiyizhizaiyongzheigemingzi。
wenfuyaozheigemingzi，chuletadejiaren，daoshimeishenmerenzhidao。
wenfumeitouyizhou：“weishenmebuzaodiangaosuta？”
wenyihuanmangdao：“ba，zheishierniqianwanbiegentashuo！”
“shenmeyisi，nihululidaodizaimaishenmeyao？”
“ba，wohetayecaigangrenshi，nijiurangwoyongxianzaizheigeshenfengentachuchu，wozhishao......dexianlejietashiyigeshenmeyangderencaixing。”
“zheishierbakeyidayingni，buguonigangcaiyetingjianle，yutadingxiahunyuede，kebuzhizanmenwenjia，nixianzaishijinshuiloutai，kebiebeihanjiajiezuxiandengle。”
wenyihuanbuyoujuelejuezui，meihaoqidao：“tadaodiyoushenmehaodeya，banizhiyuzheiyangma？”
“wozhinengshuo，mingshichugaotu，zhonglaoshenyi，kebuzhiyishugaomingneimejiandan！”
wenfuzheifanhuayiweishenzhang。
......
funvliangtantuohoucongfangjiachulai，wenfugangcaidebushanzhiseyisaoersan，querdaizhide，shiyiliandexianghe。
tazaiyicidaliangjiangyu，manyidediantou，bingkuazandao：“yibiaorencai！”
wenyihuanshengpawenfuloulexian，zhejimanghuangdebatawangmenwaitui：“ba，nijiuxianhuiquba！”
wenfuhejiangyuhuilehuishou，zhufudao：“xiaojianga，haohaohezanjiayihuanxiangchu，tazheigerensuiranyoushihoupiqijueledian，danrenhaishihenhaode......”
“爸！”
wenyihuanbuduandegenwenfushiyanse，batatuichumencaisonglekouqi。
她不敢让她爸久留。
jiangyushiyitouwushui：“wenzong，nibazheishizenmele，haoxiangbianlegerenside。”
“mei，meizenme，wobaneirenjiuzheiyang，wuhuijiekailejiumeishile。”
“keshi，wozongjuedenibakanwodeyanshenyouxieqiguai。”
“na，naer！nikendingkancuole。”
wenyihuanxinlixiangshixiaoluluanzhuang，shengpajiangyukanchushenmeduannilai，yushilikechakaihuati。
“dengwohuanshenyifu，wodainiqumaixiexishuyongpinba！”
shuowantajiucongcongpaohuifangjian，shenhuxilehaojiucaisuanshipingjingxialai。
suihou，talingzhejiangyuzaixiaoqupangbiandechaoshilimailexieyashuamaojinzhileidexishuyongpin，wenyihuanbuganzaiwaimianchidongxi，huijiadianlewaimai，meiduojiuxuxinjiulaile，shensehuangzhang，jianmiandiyijuhuajiushidashibuhaole！
“wenzong，zanmenmafandale，wotingshuo，tingshuojinhuhuipaiwangqilaiduifuwomen。”
tahenjinzhang，kejiangyuquebumanbujindeshuodao：“neigewangqihenlihaima？”
xuxinnudengtayiyan：“niyigewaidirendangranbuzhidaowangqi，neikeshiwomentianyunshichulemingdehenjiaose，jinhudejinpaidashou，waihaotiequan，jushuojinianqianheihutanggenbierenzhengdipandeshihou，wangqiyiyidishi，bashigerendoudachenglezhongshang！”
wenyihuandelianseyeshunjianchenzhongqilai。
xuxinbanuhuofaxiezaijiangyushenshang：“douguainizheigetubaozi！yaobushini，jinhuzenmehuirangwangqichushou！”
jiangyusonglesongjian：“neinizenmebushuowobangnimenbaozhuleyibaiwan？”
“nihaiyoulianshuo？benlaiyibaiwanjiunengbaipingdeshi，xianzairangninongdeshoubulechang，wangqichushou，womenkenenglianmingdoubaobuzhu！”
“qi！”jiangyuyilianbuxie，“shuobaileneiwangqiyejiushijinhudeyigedashou，meixiangxiangzhongneimekepa。”
“nizheigetubaozizhenshibuzhibuwei！”
“woshuoniliangyebieqirenyoutianle，duifunilianghaiyongbuzhejinpaidashou，zheigewangqibaiminglejiushichongzhewolaide。”
“neiyoushenmequbie，nixianzaishiwenzongdebaobiao，tiantiandaizaiyiqi，ninengbaozhengwangqiduifunideshihoubuhuiwushangwenzong？”
xuxinxianzaiduijiangyuyijianhenda，renweitamenxianzaidechujingdoushijiangyuyishouzaochengde。
“xumishu，baituoniduiwoyoudianxinxin，jiranwoganzigaofenyongzuowenzongdebaobiao，neiwojiukeyibaozhengtadeanquan。”
“wopei！shaozaizheierchuiniu，zhendengnijianlewangqi，kebieguidiqiuraocaishi！”
“zeze......xumishubiedebenshimeiyou，zheizhangtarenzhiqimiezijiweifengdebenshidaoshirangwowangchenmoji。”
“tubaozinishenmeyisi，nizaishuoyijushishi！”
xuxinzhizhejiangyudebizijiaorang，qidezhiduojiao。
“dingdong......”
huermenlingxiangqi，menwaichuanlaiyidaoshengyin：“ninhao，waimai！”
wenyihuanqishenzouqu：“nimenbiechaole，xianchidiandongxizaixiangbanfaba。”
“别去！”
jiangyucengdeyixiazhanqilai，hedewenyihuanyijiling：“zen，zenmele？”
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