《xiaosi，zheishichibohaishituboa》shiyimingchuangzuodeyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoliwanwanaxiangmianlinzhetiaozhanyukunjing，tongguoyongqihezhihuizhaodaolejiejuewentidefangfa。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishengdongdemiaoxiehezhenshideqingganrangduzheshenshougandong。【liwanwan，zhangdeyebuzenmeyanga，kaoshenmehongqilaidea?】【tixiaolaoshi?weirenshibiao，zenmetiantianwangbaoxiaonvhaia，chideyoubuduo，haiganchulaizuochibo?……。
我从小就嘴馋好吃。
meitianhaimeidaofandian，jiugenzailinvshi**houmian，wentaxiayidunchisha?yourouma?chimiantiaohaishimifan?
linvshishigechushi，kanwomeidundouchidezeixiang，xinqingdahao。yushidashouyihui，nianqingdeneijiniangailianglexuduoxiafancai。
woxiaoxuedeshihou，linvshijiukailecanguan。
zhudaliangdabianyi，xianxiangguoyin。
yutaduiying，wodaxuedeshihoujianlegezhanghaofenxiangzijidechifanrichang，yipaoerhong。
wangyoudoushuowochifankanqilaijiuhenxiang，benlaichibaodeduziyouele，henbudexianzaixialoubafanguanlaobanhanqilaizuoliangdazhouzi。
yushibiyehouwochengleyiming**chibo，linvshifanguanlizuoshenme，wojiuchishenme。
chidebusuanduo，danshengzailinvshichaoshenmedouxiang，wochishenmedouyilianxiangshou。
wenwencaizaiwaichudagongrendetongdianshang，huanxinglemeigerenzaijiachifandexingfuhuiyi。
jiuzheimezuodaolexingyeqianshiming。
youyitianwoganggengxinwanshipin，pinglunquturanyongrueping。
【chizheimedianyenengzuochiboa?xianzaixingyebiaozhunzheimedilema?】
【kankangebiaxiangba，yidunchichuniyitiandeliang。】
【+1，chibowozhikanaxiang!liangdacaiguoyin。】
【jianyixiaoguniangmeibenshijiubiezuochiboleba，huibeitonglingrenpaisizaishatanshanghahaha。】
我只觉得迷惑。
chiboyouhenduosaidao，zhudadaweiwangde，zhudapengrende，zhudatandiande……keyishuoshibaihuaqifang。
congmeiyourenxiaguodingyi，chibojiudengyudaweiwanga?
zhiyu「axiang」，wozhidao，tashizuijinhenhongdeyigechibozhanghao，zhudafanliangjingren，chuanzheqingliang，fanchajuda。
zhishimeixiangdao，zuijindeshipinli，tadefanliangyoushangleyigetaijie。
jiuyidunfandegongfu，tachile1jinshengmianzhudehaixianmian。
3斤小龙虾。
2屉小笼包。
一打榴莲蛋挞。
3pingdunduntongdeboboniurucha。
haiyouyishounaxiangweidanweide——「yixiang」dangao。
chifandeshihou，tahaiyoukongyouxiandishuo：「a，zuijinyoufensiwenwozenmenengchidexiazheimeduo。」
「hai，zanbushiganzheixingdema?ganshenmedoudenachudianzhuanyejingshen，rangdahuokandekaixin!」
「hahahahaerqiewoyemeishenmeouxiangbaofu，zhudayigejiediqi。」
shuowanyouyikoutunlesadanta。
我看得头皮发麻。
ruguozheiguniangshizhenchi，neijiushinamingzaizuochibo。ruguobushizhenchi——ng，wozhinengshuotatinghuiyinyangguaiqide!
danzheigejieduan，wobuxiangheaxianggekongduima，huotiaoqishenmefensidazhan。yushizhizaipinglunquhuileyiju：
【wozuochibodechuxinshifenxiangmeishi，fanliangshangwojuedehaishilianglierxing，yebuxianglangfeiliangshi～xianzaizuochibodetongxinghenduo，dajiaaikanshenmegequsuoxujiuhao。】
gangfawanpinglun，wulaoshihemengmengjiuzaiqunlichuolewo。
taliangyeshipingtaishangdelaopaichibo，yigezhudadaweiwang，yigezhudatianpintandian。
shengaoyimijiu，zaitixiaogongzuodewulaoshixianjiaoku：
【wanwanniyebeiaxiangdefensimaleshibushi?zheiliangtianzongyaodiaominlaizuoyao，rangwoanzheaxiangdeshipinchiyidun。】
【wobenlaihaidasuanpaishangyiqide，danguangneiyijinmianjiubawochidegouqiang!】
【yijinmiana，chizhechizhetamenhaihuiziwofanzhi，wuqiongwujin。shengxiadedangaopisawozhendechibuxiale。】
【zheiguniangbuzhidaoshijiachihaishicuitu，fanzhengshipinshipaidezhenheren。】
wangleshuo，wulaoshibujinyimijiu，haishiyimingreaijianshen、zhangdexiangmadongxide***。
孟梦接着吐槽：
【woyigetandianbozhuai，zuijinjuranyourenguaiwochuantaiduo?】
【haishuolianfensifulidoumeiyou，yidiandoufangbukai，buruaxiang。】
【woshitandianchiboa!youbushiyanzhizhubo。】
mengmengshigepanjingtiaoshundedameinv，dandingweishitandian，yecongmeikaoyanzhiyingxiaoguo，gengmeixiangguozouxingganluxian。
womensaliaoleyiquan，doujuedecikezhijieheaxiangduimayoudiantaiguole，renjiakenengyezhishibuxiaoxindi，jianghualvchaleyidianni?
zongzhiwulaoshihemengmengyehewoyiyang，zaipinglunqubiaodaleyixiazijizhanghaodechuxin。
womenbenzhidoushixiangfenxiangmeishi。
gengshicongmeixiangguolangfeiliangshi。
henkuai，laofendoutiaochulaiweihuwomen：
【zhichiwanwannver，womenzhudadejiushiyigefenxiangjiachangcai，nengchiduoshaoshiduoshao，bulangfeishiwuzuizhongyao!】
【wulaoshichidegouduoleba……gebineiwei，sheizhidaoshizhenchijiachia?】
【shisheizaiyaoqiutandianbozhushaochuanyidiana……daodikandeshichibohaishibiedeshenme……wuyu。】
【jiushi，xiangkanxingganchiboqingqugebikanmouxiang。】
【duiahaomihuo，yaokanxinggandehuangepindaobuxingma，paolairangchibochuanshaoyidian，zhendehuixie!】
dangwomenxinweididuwanfensidepinglun，yiweizheichangxiaoxiaodebianlunsaijijiangtingzhandeshihou，axiangyoufaleyitiaoshipin。
epingzhijiebawomendezhanghaojiyanle。
xiaoshuo《xiaosi，zheishichibohaishituboa》diyizhangshidujieshu。
