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小说简介

《xueshenzhuangxuezha，zhiweiqikunianjizhuren》miaohuilezhangnianzhouyuandeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。zheiwaiyubuhaoxueqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi，”zhangjianguoxiongtangjulieqifu，tuomoxingzijihupendaozhangnianlianshang，meigezidoudaizheyaoyaqiechidehenyi，“lannifubushangqiang！gennineigemeichuxidema，yigedexing……。

精彩章节

zhangniancicijiaobaijuan，wenzuonianjidaoshudiyi。nianjizhurenzhangjianguodangzhongsiletashijuan：“feiwu！

gennimayiyangmeichuxi！”zhidaoquanguoshuxueliansaibaomingbiaoyipiankongbai。

zhangjianguojidezalebaowenbei：“zheicishule，quanshidouyaokanwomenxiaohua！”zhangnianmanyouyoujushou：“zhuren，

yaobu…woqushishi？”yusaitacaizhejigexianjinji，juesaiqueyimanfenzhaixiaquanguoguanjun。shanguangdengxia，

zhangjianguojidongdichongxiangta：“niannian，nizhenshiwodejiaoao……”zhangnianjiangjiangbeisaijintahuaili：“biepengwo。

”tawaitouyixiao：“zhuren，wozheichengji，gouqisinilema？”diyizhangfenbihuizaiwuhoudeguangzhulifuchen。

“shasha”deshuxieshengtianmanlejiaoshi，zhiyouzhangniandebishijingzhide。tamianqiandeshuxueshijuan，

dapiandapiandekongbai，ganjingdeciyan。mingzidaoshixiedehenda，zhanlejuantousanfenzhiyidekongbai，

mojinongzhong——zhangnian。jiangtaishang，nianjizhurenzhangjianguobeizheshouduobu，

yingsunsidemuguangsaoguoyipaipaidichuidenaodai。tadejiaobutingzaizhangniandekezhuopang，yinyingtouzaixuebaidejuanmianshang。

jiaoshilichedianjingle，zhishengchuangwaiguozaodechanming，yixiaxiazhuangzaijinbengdekongqishang。zhangjianguoshenchushou，

zhijianyinweiyonglierweiweifabai，nianqineizhangqingpiaopiaodeshijuan。

tademuguangdingzaineipiankongbaiheneigeguofenzhangyangdemingzishang，saibangziwushengdigudongleyixia。“zhangnian！

”tadeshengyinbugao，quexiangcuilebingdedaozi，mengdihuakaijijing。zhangniantaiqitou，lianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，

yanshenkongkongdangdang，fangfozaikanyigewuguanjinyaodewujian。zhangjianguoniezhejuanzideshoukaishidou。

tamengdiyangqishoubei，zhizhangfachujianruicierdesiliesheng——“huala！chila！

”neizhangchengzaizhejudamingzidebaijuan，shunjianbeikuangbaodeliliangsichechengniuqudesuipian。xuebaidezhixiefenfenyangyang，

xiangyichangbuheshiyidexue，piaoluozaizhangniandekezhuoshang、toufashang、tankaidekongbaicaogaozhishang。“feiwu！

”zhangjianguoxiongtangjulieqifu，tuomoxingzijihupendaozhangnianlianshang，meigezidoudaizheyaoyaqiechidehenyi，

“lannifubushangqiang！gennineigemeichuxidema，yigedexing！tianshengdejiangutou！”zhixiehaizaihuanhuanpiaoluo。

zhangniantaishou，jiqihuanmandi，congzijieqiandesuifashangnianxiayixiaopiancanpodezhijiao。zhijiannianzheneipianzhi，

tataiyan，kanxiangyinbaonuermianmuniuqudezhangjianguo。tadezuijiao，jiqihuanmandi，

xiangshangwanqiyigejiqiweixiaodehudu。neihudutaiqian，jihubuzhuobudao，quexiangyigenbinglengdezhen，

jingzhundicipolezhangjianguoxiongyongdenuyi。zhangjianguoshengxiadehuabeineiwushengdechaofengdingzailehoulongli。

talianshangdejirouchouchuzhe，zuichunxidong，zuizhongzhishicongchifenglijichuyigezi：“gun！”zhangnianshouhuimuguang，

chuixiayanjian，kanzhezhuoshangneiduibeisisuide、xiezhezijimingzidezhipian。tameidong，yemeizaikanzhangjianguoyiyan。

jiaoshilisijiyipian，zhiyouzhangjianguocuzhongdechuanxihechuangwaimeiwanmeiledechanming。dierzhang“peng！

”houzhongdebaowenbeihenhenzazaipuzhebolibandebangongzhuoshang，fachuchenmendejuxiang。

limianpaodefaheidegouqihepangdahaijianlechulai，chashuixunsuzaizhuomianshangyinkaiyipianlangjiedeshenseshuizi。

“feiwu！yiqunfeiwu！”zhangjianguoxiangyitoubeikunzailongzilidebaonushizi，

zaixiazhaidenianjizhurenbangongshililaihuiduobu，pixiecaidedimiandongdongzuoxiang，zhendeqiangjiaodelvluoyezidouzaidou。

taliansezhangdefazi，bozishangqingjingengenbaoqi，“pingshiyigegechuidetianhualuanzhui，

guanjianshihouquantamashiruanjiaoxia！liansaibaomingbiaoni？a？najiwokan！”bangongzhuoduimian，

jingsaifudaozudewanglaoshi，yigetoufahuabai、daizhehouyanjingdeshouxiaolaotou，

momodibayizhangjihukongbaidebaomingbiaotuileguoqu。biaogeshangzhigulinglingditianzheyigemingzi：gaoer（san）ban，

zhouyuan。houmiangenzhejixiangshengjijiangxiang。qiyudapiankongbai，xiangyizhangzhangwushengchaoxiaodelian。“jiuyige？！

”zhangjianguoyibazhuaguobaomingbiao，shouzhiyonglidejihuyaochuopozhizhang，shengyinbagao，jianruidenengcipoermo，

“quanshishijigezhongdiangaozhong！shengshiyan、yizhong、waiguoyu…renjianagebushirencaijiji？womenni？

womentangtangshierzhongni？！jiuyigezhouyuandingshangqu？dengzhebeitiguangtouma？dengzhequanshikanwomendexiaohuama？！

wozhangjianguozheizhanglaolian，haiyouxuexiaodelian，wangtamanaerge！”tuomoxingzipenlewanglaoshiyilian。

wanglaoshisuolesuobozi，xiayishiditaishouxiangca，yourenzhule，

jingpianhoudeyanjingdaizhedianwunaihepibei：“zhangzhuren，ninxiaoxiaoqi。bushiwomenbunuli，

shizheiciliansai…nanduqueshichaogangletaiduo。modiceshidechengjininyekandaole，

chulezhouyuanmianqianggouzhequniandechusaixian，qitaren…chajutaida。qiangxingbaoming，yeshiqudangfenmu，

tuzengyalibale。”“fenmu？yali？”zhangjianguomengditingxiajiaobu，shuangshouchengzaizhuoyan，shentiqianqing，

tonghongdeyanjingsisidengzhewanglaoshi，“laowang！nigaojingsaiduoshaonianle？zheidianyalidoukangbuzhu？

meiyoufenmunalaidefenzi？meiyouchangshinalaidetupo？a？！xianzaibushijiangyalideshihou！shijiangxuexiaorongyu！

jiangwomennianjizulianmiandeshihou！”tayonglipaidazheneizhangkeliandebaomingbiao，zhizhanghuahuazuoxiang：“lian！dongma？

liandoumeile！zheiciyaoshidiandi，womenzhenggegaoernianji，mingnianzhaoshengjiudehexibeifeng！nifuze？

haishiwofuze？！”wanglaoshibeitabiwendeyakouwuyan，zhinengzhaixiayanjing，pibeidiniezhebiliang，

fachuzhangzhangyishengtanxi。menxuyanzhe，waimianzoulangshangoueryouxueshengcongcongpaoguodejiaobusheng。

zhangnianbeikaozhebinglengdeqiangbi，jiuzhanzaimenwai。bangongshilichuanchudepaoxiaohepaizhuozidejuxiang，chuantoumenban，

qingxidizuanjintadeerduoli。tashouliniezheyibenjuanlebiande、fengmianhuazhekuazhangkuloutoudemanhuashu，

zhijieyinweiyonglierweiweifanbai。limiandeshengyinhaizaijixu，chongmanlejuewangdekuangnuhejijiangbengkuidejiaozhuo。

“……wobuguan！laowang，nijiwozaiqushai！juedisanchiyedezaijiwowachujigenengtianmingzide！

napa…napazhishiqucougeshu，zhuangzhuangshengshiyexing！zongbijiaoyizhangjinhukongbaidebiaoshangquhaokan！

”zhangjianguodeshengyinyinweijizhidejiaolverweiweifazhan。“zhangzhuren，

zhei…zheizhenbushicoushujiunengjiejuedea…”“jiejuebuleyedejiejue！zheishizhengzhirenwu！

nirangwozenmegenxiaozhangjiaodai？zenmegenshijiaoyujujiaodai？a？！nigaosuwo！”zhengchaoshengyuelaiyuegaokang，

xiangyizhibeichuidaojixian、suishihuibaoliedegaoyaguo。

zhangniandemuguangluozaishouzhongmanhuashufengmianneigeliezhezuixiaodekuloutoushang。tachuizheyan，

nongmidejiemaozaiyanxiatouchuyixiaopianyinying。bangongshili，

zhangjianguoneishengsilijiede“zhengzhirenwu”he“lianmian”haizaibuduanzhuangjizheermo。tahuanhuandi、jiqihuanmandi，

taiqileniezhemanhuashudeneizhishou。dongzuodaizheyizhongkeyidechizhigan，fangfojuqideshiqianjinzhongdan。

bangongshilidepaoxiaosheng，zaitajuqishoudeshunjian，qiyidi、tuwuditingzhile。

xiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshoumengdiezhulehoulong。menneimenwai，xianruyipiansiji。

zhiyouchuangwaifengchuishuyedeshashasheng，turanbiandeyichangqingxi。disanzhangneizhishoujudebugao，

shenzhiyoudianlanyangyangde，xiangketangshangxueshengsuikouwengewuguanjinyaodewenti。kepianpianjiushizheizhishou，

xiangyigenwuxingdezhen，shunjianzhapolebangongshilineituanpengzhangdaojixiande、chongmanhuoyaoweideqiqiu。

zhangjianguohewanglaoshitongshijiangzhu，zhengchaoxiangbeianxialezantingjian。liangrenmengdiniutou，

muguangqishuashuadingzaimenkouneigeshenyingshang。zhangnianxieyizhemenkuang，manhuashuhaisongsongdiniezailingyizhishouli。

wuhoudeyangguangcongtabeihoudechuanghuxieshejinlai，jitashouxuedelunkuodushangleyicengmaorongrongdejinbian，

quezhaobuqingtadichuizhedelianshangshishenmebiaoqing。“zhuren，”tadeshengyinxiangqilai，bugao，

daizhediangangshuixingsideshayahemanbujingxin，yigeziyigezi，qingxidizajinzheipiansijili，

“yaobu…woqushishi？”“……”bangongshilizhishengxiaqiangshangguazhongmiaozhen“kada、kada”zoudongdeshengyin，

dandiaoerqingxi，yixiaxiaqiaozaininggudekongqizhong。zhangjianguolianshangdejirouxianshijiangying，

suijixiangbeitourushizideshuimian，juliediniuqu、chouchuqilai。gangcaiyinbaonuerzhanghongdexuesejisutunqu，

bianchengyizhongnankandehuibai。tazhangzhezui，houlonglifachu“hehe”deguaixiang，yanjingdengdejihuyaoliekai，

sisidingzhemenkouneigetahenbudeconglaimeishengguodenver，fangfodiyicizhenzhengkanqingtademoyang。huangmiu。

zheishizhangjianguonaozilizhakaidediyigeci。jinjiezheshiwujindexiuchihebaonu——tazenmegan？

zheigecicijiaobaijuan、batadeliananzaidishangmocadefeiwu，zheigetahentiebuchenggang、henzhirugudechiru，

zenmeganzaizheizhonghuoshaomeimao、guanhutashituhexuexiaorongyudeshengsiguantou，

tiaochulaiyongzheizhongqingtiaodeyuqishuo“shishi”？tashizaichaofengtama？shizaiyongzheizhongfangshi，

bazuihouyidianlianmianyesixialaicaizaijiaoxiama？yiguxingtianmengdiyongshanghoutou。zhangjianguoshentihuanglehuang，

yanqianfahei，taxiayishidishenshoufuzhuzhuomian，caimianqiangzhanwen。zhijiashenshenkoujinbingliangdebolibanli。

“ni…ni…”tazhizhezhangnian，shouzhidoudexiangqiufenglideluoye，shengyinsiyadebuchengdiao，

“gun…nijiwogunchuqu！shaozaizheili…diurenxianyan！”meiyigezidouxiangshicongyafenglishengshengjichulaide，

daizhexuexingwei。yizhichenmodewanglaoshi，cikeyezhongyucongjudadezhenjingzhonghuiguoshen。

tafulefuhuadaobijiandeyanjing，jingpianhoudemuguangchongmanlenanyizhixinheyizhongjinhuyulianmindehuangmiugan。

takanzhezhangnian，youkankanqideyaoyaoyuzhuidezhangjianguo，zuichundongledong，zuizhonghaishishenmedoumeishuo，

zhishifachuyishengweibukewendetanxi。zheitanxili，youduizhangjianguochujingdefuzaqingxu，

gengduodeshiduizhangnianzheigetiyibenshenhuangdanbujingdechedifouding。

zhangnianfangfomeitingjianzhangjianguoneishengsilijiede“gun”，yemeikandaowanglaoshineifuzadeyanshen。

tazhongyutaiqiletou，lianshangyijiumeishenmebiaoqing，zhiyouneishuangyanjing，heichenchende，xiangliangkoushenbujiandidegujing，

pingjingdiyingshangzhangjianguoneishuangyinweijizhidefennuhechiruerchihongdeyanjing。neipingjingdemuguang，

birenhejiliedeyancidougengjuchuantouli。zhangjianguozhijuedeyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtouding，

rangtajilinglingdalegelengzhan。tacongweizainveryanzhongkandaoguozheiyangdeyanshen——bushiyiwangdemamu、kongdong，

yebushiouerliuluchudeneidianrangtagengjiahuodadejiqiao。ershiyizhongchedide、binglengdepingjing。

pingjingderangtaxintoufamao。jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidesijihewushengdeduizhizhong，

yigeqinglang、daizhedianwanweixiaoyideshengyintuwudicongzoulanglingyitouchalejinlai：“he，youyisi。

”sanrentongshixunshengwangqu。zhouyuanxiekuazheshubao，danshouchazaixiaofukudouli，buzhiheshizhanzailebuyuanchu。

tashenxingtingba，xiaofuchuandeyisibugou，

lianshangguazheneizhongyoudengshengteyoude、limaoyoudaizhedianshulidedandanxiaorong。zhishicike，

neixiaorongliduolejifenhaobuyanshideshenshihenongnongdexingwei。tademuguangyueguojiangzhudezhangjianguohewanglaoshi，

zhijieluozaizhangnianshenshang，xiangzaidaliangyijianturanchuxiande、jiqiguguaidezhanpin。“zhangniantongxue？

”zhouyuantiaoletiaomei，zuijiaodehudujiashenlexie，yuqiqingsongdexiangzaitaoluntianqi，“ni？baomingliansai？

”taguyituozhanglediaozi，weiyinshangyang，meiyigezidouqingxidiqiaozaizaichangmeigerendeermoshang，

daizhexianeryijiandehuaiyiheyisibuyichajuede、jugaolinxiadechaonong。kongqichedininggule。

zhangjianguodelianseyouhuibaizhuanxiangtieqing，wanglaoshigangadituiletuiyanjing。zhangnianyijiukaozhemenkuang，

niezheneibenmanhuashu，yingshangzhouyuantanjiudemuguang。tadeyanshenmeiyousihaobodong，

fangfogangcaineijushipotianjingdehua，hecikezheichongmanhuoyaoweidechangmian，douyutawuguan。

tazhishiweiweiwailewaitou，muguanglveguoqideshuobuchuhuadezhangjianguo，zhongxinluohuineizhangjihukongbaidebaomingbiaoshang，

shengyinhaishineifulanyangyangdediaozi：“tiangeminger，youbufeishier。”disizhangyusaikaochangdeqifenningzhong。

bijianhuaguozhizhangdeshashashenghuichengyipiandichendechaoshui，jihumeigekaoshengdoumeitoujinsuo，

ejiaoqinchuximidehanzhu。jiangtaishangguazhongdemiaozhenmeiyicitiaodongdouxiandegewaichenzhong。

zhangnianzuozaikaochuangdejiaoluoweizhi。tamianqiandeshijuan，dapianquyuyijiubaochizhelingrenxinjingdekongbai。

zhiyouxuanzetiquyu，beitayongqianbisuiyiditulejigedaan。tadanshouzhizhexiaba，

lingyizhishoubaiwuliaolaidizhuanzheyizhibi，shixianpiaoxiangchuangwaibeitielanganqiegechengfangkuaidetiankong。

zitaifangsongdeyuzhenggekaochanggegeburu，fangfozhishenyulingyigeyouxiandeshikong。jiankaolaoshizhouzhemeitou，

muguangjicisaoguotaneizhangguoyu“ganjing”dejuanmian，zuizhongzhishiwunaidiyaoleyaotou，

bazhuyilizhuanxiangqitafenbijishudexuesheng。qianpai，zhouyuanzuodebizhi。taminzhechun，yanshenruilizhuanzhu，

shouzhongdebijihumeiyoutingdun，zaicaogaozhishangkuaisuyansuanzhe，fachujicude“shasha”sheng。

oueryudaokaqiaodenanti，tahuixiayishiditaitoukanyiyanqiangshangdeguazhong，meitouningdegengjin，

touchuyigushijianjinpodejiaozhuo。zhangnianneizhongjinhufangqidezitai，luozaitayanli，

zhijiashenletazuichudepanduan——yigehuazhongquchongdexiaohua。jiaojuan**cierdixiangqi。

kaochanglishunjianxiangqiyipianyayideaitanhezhizhangfandongdehualasheng。“tainanle！

zuihouliangdaodatigenbenwucongxiashou！”“wanlewanle，ganjuejigedouxuan…”“yuan，

nizuihouneidaojihefuzhuxianzenmetiande？wokasizaineierle！”jigejingsaibandexueshengweizaizhouyuanzhuobian，

qizuibashe，lianshangdoudaizhejiehouyushengdepibeihejusang。zhouyuanshoushizhewenju，lianseyeyouxieningzhong，

danhaisuanzhending：“neidaotiqueshichaogang，yonglefeioujihedesilu…woyemeiwanquanzuodui，gujikoufenhuihenzhong。

”tayuqichenwen，daizheyizhongyoudengshengmianduicuozheshidekezhi。tademuguangbujingyidisaoguojiaoluo。

zhangnianyijingmanyouyoudizhanqishen，baneizhangyijiukongbailedabandejuanzisuishoudiuzaijiangtaishang，xiangdiuyizhangfeizhi，

ranhoutouyebuhuidizouchulejiaoshi，liuxiayigedanmodebeiying。“ta？

”yigenanshengshunzhezhouyuandemuguangkanqu，pielepiezui，yuqichongmanbuxie，“jiaoneimezao？

wokanxuanzetidoushixiamengdeba？nengmengduijige？”“huazhongquchongbale。”lingyigenvshengjiekou，

fanlegebaiyan，“zhenbuzhidaotanalaideyongqibaoming，chuncuilangfeiminge。kantaneiyangzi，

gujiyoushibaijuanjiaocha。”zhouyuanmeishuohua，zhishikanzhezhangnianxiaoshidemenkou，ruoyousuosi。

neizhangguofenpingjingdelian，heneifenguoyu“ganjing”dedajuan，xingchengyizhongguguaidemaodungan。

tazongjuedenalibuduijing，queyoushuobushanglai。yizhouhou，yusaichengjigongbu。

gaoernianjibangongshixiangbeitouruleyikeshenshuizhadan。suoyoulaoshidoujizaiwanglaoshineitailaojiudediannaopingmuqian，

nanyizhixindidingzheneifenjinjimingdan。“zhouyuan，89fen！haoyangde！quanshidisan！

”wanglaoshijidongdipailexiazhuozi，shengyindouzaifazhan。“89？zheimenanhaikao89？yuantainiule！

”“dengdeng！kuaikan！xiamianneige！zhang…zhangnian？！”bangongshilishunjiansiji。pingmushang，

jinjidemingdanhenduan。zaizhouyuanmingzixiamian，heranxianshizhe：zhangnian，gaoer（qi）ban，60fen。

“60？！”yigeshuxuelaoshishishengjiaochulai，yanjingdouhuadaolebijian，“caixian？！ganghaojige？

zhei…zheizenmekeneng？”“tabushi…bushineigecicijiaobaijuande…”lingyigelaoshihuadoushuobulisuole，

xiangshijianlegui。“shibushixitongchucuole？”yourentichuzhiyi。wanglaoshifeikuaidicaozuozheshubiao，

diankaizhangniandexiangxichengjidan。pingmushangqingxidixianshizhe：xuanzeti，manfen。houmiansuoyoudati，yipiankongbai，

lingfen。zongfen，buduobushao，60。“xuanzeti…quanmengduile？”yigenianqinglaoshinannanziyu，

yuqichongmanlehuangmiugan，“zheiyunqi…nitianle？”bangongshilizhakaileguo。

jingtan、zhiyi、nanyizhixindeyilunshengwengwengzuoxiang。“caixianjinji…zheiyunqiyetaihaoleba？

”“datiquankong？zhei…zheisuanshenmebenshi？”“kebijingjinjilea！juesaimingenadaole！

”zhangjianguozhanzairenqunwaiwei，liansetieqing。takanzhepingmushangneigeciyande“60”fenhe“zhangnian”demingzi，

xiongkouxiangduleyikuaishitoudemianhua，mendetachuanbuguoqi。tasisizuanzhequantou，zhijiaqiajinzhangxin。60fen？

caixian？xuanzetiquandui？datiquankong？zheisuanshenme？shiyunqi？haishi…haishitaguyide？guyikazhejigexian，

guyiyongzheizhongdiaoerlangdangdefangshi，laijixudatadelian？yiguhunzazhejudaxiuruhemouzhongnanyiyanyudekonghuang，

mengdijuezhuleta。tafangfokandaozhangnianneizhangpingjingwubodelian，zaiwushengdichaoxiaozheta：kan，

wojiusuanzhiyongjiaozhitoucaixuanzeti，yenengcaizhenizuizaihudedixianguoqu。qima？tamengdizhuanshen，

jihushitaolibanchongchulexuanxiaodebangongshi，zhongzhongshuaishanglemen，fachu“peng”deyishengjuxiang，

zhendemenkuangshangdehuichensusuluoxia。menneishunjiananjing，laoshimenmianmianxiangqu。zoulangjintou，

zhouyuanyekandaolezhangtiechulaidejinjimingdan。

tademuguangzai“zhangnian”heneigeciyande“60”shangtingliulehenjiu。meitoujinjinsuoqi，

zhiqiandekunhuofeidanmeiyoujiekai，fanerxiangnongwuyiyanggengshenle。xuanzetiquandui？datiquankong？caixianjinji？

zheizhendeshiyunqi？tadingzhezhangnianneigemingzi，diyici，

duizheige“feiwu”chanshengleqiangliedaowufahushidetanjiuyu。diwuzhangjuesaiqianxidejingsaibanzhuanyongzixishi，

denghuotongming，kongqilimimanzhe**heguoduyongnaohoudejiaozhuoqixi。

baibanshangmimimamaxiemanlefuzadegongshihetuxing，xiangyizhangjudade、lingrenxuanyundezhuwang。

ziliaoduimanlezhuozi，shashadefanshushenghebijianhuaguozhizhangdeshengyinbujueyuer。“yuan，

bangwokankanzheigejifenbianhuan，zheiyibuzhuanhuanwozongjuedenalibudui…”yigenanshengzhuazhetou，

bacaogaobentuidaozhouyuanmianqian。zhouyuanrouleroufazhangdetaiyangxue，jieguobenzi，muguangkuaisusaoguo：“zheili，

luobidafazeyongcuoletiaojian，yinggaixianzuobianliangtihuan…”tadeshengyindaizheaoyedeshaya，dansiluyijiuqingxi。

takuaisudizaipangbianxiexiazhengquedebuzhou。“a！yuanlairuci！xieleyuan！”nanshenghuangrandawu，

lianshangluchuganji。“yuanzhenshidinghaishenzhen，”lingyigenvshenggantandao，yuqidaizhepibeidechongbai，

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”tadixiatou，zhongxinkanxiangtankaidehouhouxitiji，danbijianquexuanzaizhimianshangfang，chichimeiyouluoxia。

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shoujineitouchuanlaiyigenvrenxiesidilidekuhanhezhouma，

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tingmade！biequdiuneigeren！

womenniangliang…womennianglianglitayuanyuande…wuwuwu…”nvrendeshengyinjianrui、posui，

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xiangzikouchuanlaiyemaoqilidejiaosheng，hunzazhedianhuaneitoumuqinshikongdekusu。guolehenjiu，

jiudaodianhuaneitoudekumashengbianchengleyayide、duanduanxuxudechouqi，zhangniancaidongledongzuichun。shengyinhenqing，

daizheyizhongqiyidepingjing，chuantouxiangzilideheianhedianhualidebeishang：“ma，”tadunledun，

muguangluozaixiaoxiangshenchugengnongdeheianli，shengyindidejihubeiwanfengchuisan，“wobushiqujitazhangliande。

”dianhuaneitoudechouqishengmengdidunzhu。zhangnianhuanhuantaiqiyan，

kanzhetoudingneizhanmingmingmiemie、zhengzhazhefaguangdeludeng，yanshenyoushen，xiangliangkoujielebingdeshentan。

“woshiqu……”taqingqingxileyikouqi，binglengdekongqicidefeiyeshengteng，houmianjigezi，

daizheyizhongjinhucankudejuejue，qingxiditulechulai，“……zatafanwande。”dianhuaneitou，

xianrulesiyibandechenji。zhiyoudianliuweiruode“zizi”sheng，zailiangrenzhijianwushengdiliutang。

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meiyigezi，meiyidaoti，douxiangyizuochenmodedashan，chendiandiandiyazaimeiyigekaoshengxintou。bijianxuanting，

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neimuguangzhuanzhuerchenjing，xiangtourushentandeshizi，meiyoujiqisihaolianyi，zhiyoushenbujiandidezhuanzhu。

tashenzhimeiyouzaicaogaozhishangjinxingrenheyansuan。zuoshouwozhebi，bijianxuanzaiganjingdedatiquyushangfang，

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meiyousikaodetingdun，meiyoufanfudetugai，shenzhimeiyouyisiyihaodeyouyu。tazuoshouzhibi，

shouwanwendingderutongjingmidejixiebei，yixingxingqingxi、jianjie、daizhedutezuopiezihududegongshihejieda，