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精彩章节

“shuagehuojian，baonijiangshanyonggu！”wochuanchenglenggongqifei，xitongbiwogongdou，wofanshoukaizhibodaihuo。

huangdichuaimenchagangshi，wozhengjuzhehuokouwanhaojiao：“jiukuaijiu，lenggongtuyaojingpindaihuijia！

”tanuchiworaoluangonggui，

wogangbahuachulaide“shouji”duizhunlongyan——manpinghuojiansousouqifei：「bixiahaoshuai！jibixiashuachuanlongpao！」

diwangmengrancoujin：“ciwu…zhennenghuanbianjingsanqianjunxiang？”wodingzhehoutaibiaoshengdeyue，

yansudiantou：“bixia，shuagejianianhua，chenqienengjininxianbianyigebubingying。

”---1lenggongjinghunlenggongdehuichen，shiyouniantoude。

tamenbushixiandaidoushilineizhongqingfude、daizheqicheweiqiweihegongyechenaidekeli，

ershichendiandian、daizhefuxiumuliao、chenjiubuliaoheyizhongnanyiyanyude、beimanzhangshiguangyiwanghoudesijiweidao。

liangyouyoushenzhijuede，xiyikouzheiyangdekongqi，nengbaobantian，suirandaijiakenengshifeiyetiqiantuixiu。

tatangzaiyingdenengluochuyaozhuijianpantuchudemubanchuangshang，meiyicixiweidehuxidouqianchezhekongbieweidaide**。

touding，jizhangcanpodezhuwangzaibuzhicongnagefengxizuanjinlaidechuantangfengzhonggouyancanchuandiyaoye，

xiangjiletaxianzaidexiaoming，xuandehen，qiemeishenmemeigan。buguosangeshichen——huoxugengjiu，zaizheizhongdifang，

dongxi——tadeshiwangmohaicanliuzheshoujipingmushangfengkuangtiaodongdexiadanshuzihelingchensandianbangongshidecanbaidengguang，

houlonglihaizhuoshaozhelianxusihou“jiarenmen！zuihousanmiao！san！er！yi！shanglianjie！”degantong，

zhijiansihuhaicanliuzheqiaojijianpanhefengkuangdianjishubiaodemamugan。yizhayan，tianxuandizhuan，

ganguanbeiqiangxingsairuyiduanbushuyutade、duanduanxuxudejiyihongliu，zaidingshen，

tajiuchenglezheilaoshenzidayinwangchaohougongli，yigemingjiaoliangcairendelenggongqifei。zuiming？yuanzhujiyimohubuqing，

xiangshixinhaobuliangdelaojiudianshihuamian，

zhinengbuzhuodaojigesuipian：sihushizaiyuhuayuanmoutiaobusuankuanchangdelujingshang，yuanzhuditouzoulu，xinshenhuanghu，

kenenghaizaiweishenmeshiqingchuilei，meiliuyiqianfangyizhang，dengjingjueshi，yijingdanglelu。

sihuyoujianxidesangyinhechi，youminghuangsedeyijiaoyishanerguo，

ranhoujiushi“chongzhuangshengjia”、“miaoshigonggui”demaozikouxialai。guochengbuzhongyao，xijiewurenshenjiu，

jieguojiushibeilianggemianwubiaoqing、shoujingjidademamaxiangtuoyikoupomadaiyiyang，

rengjinlezheibibingxianglengzangshihaileng、bifeipinhuishouzhanhaipodedifang，zishengzimie。weidaikongbiedichouchuleyixia，

dailaiyizhenjianruierzhenshidetengtong。zheishentikongpayouxierizimeijianzhexiangyangdeyouxingle，

jiyilizuihouyicanshibanwannengzhaojianrenyingdexizhouheyixiaodiexiandefakudejiangcai。

liangyouyoujiannandiyongshouzhouzhichengqishangbanshen，huanguzheijiansuoweide“qindian”。sibikongkong，

qiangpidakuaidakuaidiboluo，luchulimianyansegengshen、zhidigengbukandediceng，xiangshideleyanzhongdepifubing。

chuleshenxiazheizhangyidongjiuzhiyaluanjiao、fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaosanjiadepochuang，

jiuzhishengyizhangzhuomiankailie、yitiaotuimingxianduanyijieyongpowapiandianzhedequetuizhuozi，

yijiyikouwaiwaixiexie、jumendouguanbuyanshidepomuju。chuanghuzhipoledaban，

lengfengsiwujidandisousouwangliguan，chuidedishangjipianbuzhicongnalilaidekuyewuliaodidazhexuaner。

zhen·jiatusibi·dingpeiban。lianzeilailedoudehanzheleirengxialiangwenqianzaizou。juewangma？youdian。

dangengduodeshiyizhonghuangdangan。ta，liangyouyou，

dianshangjiechizhafengyun（zifengde）、aositongxingwushu、rencheng“zhibojianyongdongji”dedaihuoyijie，

juranluodaolezheibutiandi？zheibilianxuzhiboqishierxiaoshicusihainanyijieshou！

zhishaocusihainengshanggeshehuixinwen，biaotishi“jingyezhubobuxinglishi，nianqingrenxujingtiguolao”，

zaizheilisile，gujijiushiluanzanggangyireng，weileyegou，liangexiangdongdoumeiyou。2xitongjianglin【dingdong！

gongdounixixitongweininfuwu！jiancedaosuzhuqiushengyuqianglie，bangdingchenggong！

】yigebinglengyouyichangkangfen、fangfomouzhongliezhihechengyindedianziyinhaowuyuzhaodizaitanaohaizhongzhakai，

heletayitiao，chadiancongchuangshanggunxiaqu。【qinaidesuzhu，huanyinglaidaodayinhougongfendoupindao！

benxitongzhuanweifuzhuxiangninzheiyangshenchunijingquexinhuaizhuangzhi（huozhezhishibuxiangsi）deniangniangsheji，

tigongzuizhuanye、zuikexue、zuigaoxiaodegongdouzhidao，zhuninyiludaguaishengji，quandaguifei，jiaotihuanghou，

rongdenghougongdianfeng，chengjiuchuanqirensheng！】liangyouyoumianwubiaoqing，

shenzhixiangkoukouerduo——ruguozheishentihaiyouliqidehua。zheikaichangbai，

zenmetingzenmexiangneixiemaichenggongxuekechenghuozhelicaipianjude，chongmanlehuadabingdeweidao。

【xinshoudalibaoyifafang！qingzhuyichashou！neihan《wuniangaokaosannianmoni（gongdoudianzangban）》dianzibanyitao，

“chujichuchukelian”yanshentiyankayizhang（youxiaoqiyikezhong），

“shenjiaotiruanyituidao”xiangfenshiyongzhuangyifen（jinxianyici）。xitongshangchengyikaiqi，

gengduoqiangdadaoju、jinengdengdaininyongjifenduihuan！

】yanqianfuxianyigehualihushao、shanshuozhelianjiapptguangmangheciyanyingguangsedebantoumingpingmu，

shangmianhaiyongyishuzixiezhe“gongxibangding，zouxianghuihuang！”。liangyouyouzuijiaochouchuleyixia，

zheixitongdeshenmeihetadepeiyinyiyang，touzheyiguzishanzhaiwei。

【xianfabuxinshouyindaorenwu：qingyujinrisishisanke（zhu：yuexiandaishangwushidian），

zhunshididayuhuayuandongnanjiaoshaoyaopufujin，

liyong《wusan（gongdouban）》diyizhangdisanxiaojiesuoshu“jingzhunyiwaixiehoufa”，

zhizaoyuxiachaotujingdehuangdibixiadechucixiangyu。renwuyaoqiu：chenggongyinqibixiazhuyi，

bingliuxia（zhengmian）yinxiang。renwujiangli：“furuoningzhigao”shiyongzhuang（5ml）。

shibaichengfa：chujidianji**tiyanyici。】guangpingshanghualalazhankaixiangxi“gonglve”，

tuwenbingmao（tushijianbihuafengge），

baokuojiashuaidezuijiajiaodujisuan（quebaozitaiyoumeiqienengqiahaoluoruhuangdibeiwan，

xukaolvfengsu、dimianpingzhengdu、huangdixingjinsudu）、weijiaoshidetonghupinlvdiaokong（bunengtaicierxiangshazhu，

yebunengtaiweiruoxiangwenzijiao，

yinrenyucuiruo）、diedaoshunjianyanshendebawo（xujingzhunchuandaqifenjinghuang、liangfenrouruo、yifenduitianyandeyangmu，

shanxingtongjituwubiqingxi），

yijishihoubeifuqishixieendeshengxianweicao（yaodaidianqiadaohaochudegengyan、yilaiganheshouchongruojing，

danbunengxiandetaichun）……liangyouyoukanzheneimimimamade“kaodian”heneijianbihuadeshuaidaofenjietu，

chenmolezuzuyifenzhong。weihaoxianggengtengle。3nixizhilu“xitong，”tazhongyukaikou，

sangziganyadexiangshazhimoca，“nikanwozheizhanglian，zheishentizhuangkuang，

xiangshinengjingzhunyanchu‘qifenjinghuangliangfenrouruoyifenyangmu’zheizhonggaonandushanxingtongjituderenma？”tadunledun，

jiyadepibeiheehuorangtayuqichongdehen，“woweiyinengjingzhunkongzhide，

shizhibojianxiadandaojishidesangmenheshousu。haiyou，jianglijiuji5mlrunfugao？

nibineixiekousuodeyaosi、zhijishiyongzhuanghaiyaoqiuwomenchuichutianhualuanzhuixiaoguodepinpaifanghaikenga。

shibaihaiyaodianji？nizheishinamenzidenixixitong，shim78xingyundekuxingxitongba？

”xitong：【……qingsuzhuduanzhengtaidu！xiaojisiweishichenggonglushangdebanjiaoshi！

zheishijingguodashujufenxiyanzheng、wushuqianbeiyongxuelei（kenengzhendeyoulei）zongjiechudezuikuaituokunfangan！

wushuqianbeipingjiebenxitongdezhuanyezhidao，congcainv、cairenyiluzoudaolefei、guifei，shenzhihuanghouzhiwei！

zhiyaoyangezunxunbuzhou，paichuwannan……】“feishengdianfeng？huanghouzhiwei？”liangyouyouchixiaoyisheng，

shengyinyinweixuruoerxiandeyouxiepiao，danchaofenglishizu，“wokanshisongsikuaichedaoba？yuhuayuan？huangdi？

woxianzaizheizhuangtai，congzheilenggongpachuquzhaodaoyuhuayuandongnanjiaodougouqiang，haijingzhunjiashuai？

xinbuxinmeishuaijinhuangdihuaili，xianbeixunluodeshiweidangciketonggeduichuan？

huozhezhijieyinwei‘jingraoshengjia’、‘yirongbuzheng’beihuangdibenrenyijiaochuaifei？zaiburan，

beinageluguodefeipindangchenggouyinhuangdide**，zhijieensizaishaoyaopuli？shibaihaidianji？

niburuzhijiejiwogetongkuai，rangwosidegancuidian。”tazhengzhazhepaxiachuang，shuangtuixuruandechadianzhijieguixiaqu，

fuzhuneibinglengdequetuizhuozicaimianqiangzhanwen。zoudaoneikoupojuziqian，

yonglilakaizhiyazuoxiang、fangfosuishihuidiaoxialaidechouti。

limiantangzhejijianhuipupu、liaozicucao、shenzhiyouxiedifanghaidazhebumingxianbudingdejiuyiqun，yansehuian，

xiangshibeisuiyuehejuewangxiganlesuoyouxianhuo。dan……haodaishijiandongxi，shisucai。xitongjile，

dianziyindoudaishanglecierdezayin：【jinggao！jinggao！qingsuzhuliketingzhixiaojisiweihedihuixitongxingwei！

renwudaojishikaishi！jurenwuyaoqiushijianhaishengbudaoyigeshichen！qinglikechufa！

shibaichengfazhunbeiqidong……gaoyadianjiyubei……】“bizui。chaosile。”liangyouyoucubaodidaduanta，

shuyujinpaidianshangdeneibufendanaoquezaijuejingzhongkaishifengkuangranshao，fenxixianzhuang，xunzhaotupokou。zhiwangnanren？

zhiwangyigemomingqimiaodexitonghuadedabing？taliangyouyounengcongdicengxiaozhubopadaoxingyedingjian，

daidehuocongjiukuaijiubaoyoudaoshechipinyingyoujinyou，kaodeconglaijiubushidengbierenshishehuozhezunxunshenmegoupiguize！

guizejiushiyonglaidapode，liuliangjiushiyonglaijuequde！

tayibachechuneijianyansezuian、mosunzuilihai、jihukanbuchuyuanbenyansedepoqunzi，

xianchoutijiaoluoyoubanjieshaoshengxiadehonglazhuheyidianbuzhidaoyuanbenyonglaiganmade、secaianchendekuangwuyanliaosuikuai。

yigefengkuang、huangmiu、queyouzaitashuxidelingyuneiwubiqingxideniantouzaitanaozhongchengxing。

“nineitaokpikaohezaojiuguoshile。laoniangzheibeizizhixinyijianshi——”takaishishoujiaomalididaogu，

yonglazhushaoweiruanhua，hunhekuangwuyanliao，zaixiangduiwanhaodequnzineichenshanghuachuwaiwainiuniudewanggeheanniutuan，

monishoujipingmu。youbaqunzisixiabutiao，chanraokunbangzaijianlaidelianggenxiangduizhiliudekuzhishang，

zuochengyigejianlouwubi、fengyichuijiunengsanjiade“shoujizhijia”。“——zijidongshou，fengyizushi！

liuliangzainali，zhanchangjiuzainali！meiyoutiaojian，chuangzaotiaojianyeyaoshang！

”4zhiboshouxiutabaneiquetuizhuozituodaochuangbianguangxianzuihaodedifang，yongsuiwapiandianping，

jiangneigebulunbulei、kanqilaixianggeertongwanjude“shoujizhijia”zhizaishangmian，diaozhenghaojiaodu，

rangtazhengduizhezijiganggangzuoxiadeneikuaiguangtutudechuangban——neilijiangbeidingyiwei“cweizhanshiqu”。

suiran“zhibojian”hansuan，“shebei”ganren，“chanpin”layanjing，danzhubodexinnianganbunengdiu！【jinggao！

suzhuxingweiyanzhongpianligongdouzhuxian！wufashibie！pandingweixiaojidikang！

dianjichengfaqidongdaojishi：10、9、8……】binglengdedaojishididazuoxiang，

xiangshixuanzaitoudingdedamokelisizhijian，daizhesiwangdeweixie。liangyouyoushenxiyikouqi，

yaxiaweibudejingluanheshentidexuruo，lianshangshunjianduiqishulianwubi、jingguoqianchuibailiandezhiyejiaxiao，

duizhekongdangdang、zhiyouhuichenfeiwudeqiangbi，shengyindouranbagao，tianni、reqing、chongmanleshandongxing，

yuzheilenggongdejuewangsijigegeburu：“baobaomen！jiarenmen！xiawuhao！

huanyingzoujinduyiwuer、juewufenhaode‘lenggongyoupin’zhibojian！guanzhuzhubobumilu，zhubodainishanggaosu！

jintianzanmenzhibojianfenggedujiaxianding——‘luoponixi’feng！

jigeweipingmuqiandeniangniang、xiaozhu、guirenmendailaiqiansuoweiyoudejianloutiyan！zouguoluguobuyaocuoguo！

jintianzaichangdejiaren，nimenyoufule！”xitong：【7、6……di！

chengfadaojishi…6、5…】tamengdizhuaqizhuoshangneigebianyuanyougemingxianhuokou、haizhanzhexiexuwuzidecutaowan，

duidao“jingtou”qian（yejiushineigehuachulaidepingmufangxiang）：“laikanyikanqiaoyiqiaoa！

shouxianjidajiadailaiyikuanshouzangjibaobei！qianchaoguanyao——pangbiande，minjiantuyaochude！jingpincutaowan！

chunshougongdazao，gufashaozhi，yunhanzhelaodongrenmindezhihuiyuhanshui！kanzheihuokou！duomedebiezhi！

duomedebuguize！chongmanlehouxiandaijiegouzhuyidekuangyeyishuqixi！ninyongtashengfan，takenengloudiantangshui，

danninyongtalaishengfangninwuchuanfangdewenyilinghun，tashigangganghao！yuanjiajiushijiuguan！jintian，

kanzaijiarenmendemianzishang，lenggongtiaoloufulijia，jiuwenjiu！zhiyaojiuwenjiu！

jiuwenjiuninmaibulechikuimaibuleshangdang，quenengmaihuiyifenlishidechendianheyishudegudu！**yige，

shoukuaiyoushoumanwu！”daojishidedidishengzaitanaozilifengkuangzuoxiang，xiangshixiayimiaojiuyaobaokai，

dianliudezizishengsihuyijingzaishenjingmoshaotiaoyue。【3、2、1！

dianjicheng——zi……zizi……ka…ka…】5nengliangbaofayuxiangzhongdejutongmeiyouchuanlai，

neibinglengdechengfatishiyinturanbianchengleyichuanhunluancaoza、duanduanxuxudedianliuzayin，

xiangshilaoshishouyinjishiqulexinhao，youxiangshidiannaozhonglebingdu。

…fuhe…cijixishoubiaozhun…zhongxincesuan…nengliangzhuanhuazhong…jifen+1…+1…+1…+5…+10…？

】xitongdeshengyinduanduanxuxu，chongmanlekunhuo、kadunheyizhongchengxuluojibeidaluandemangran。liangyouyouxianshiyileng，

suijijudadekuangxiyongshangxintou！youxi！zheixialieliezhendenenghuyoudao…budui，shixiyindaonengliang？！

zheijianguidexitongjuranchizhibozheitao！

tabaguanzhong（suirankanbujian）deqingxufankuihetadebiaoyannengliangdangchenglejifenlaiyuan！juechufengsheng！

tashunjiangendalechaojishenshangxiansuyiyang，suoyoudepibeihejiedoubeizanshiyaxia，douzhixiongxiongranshao！

youchaoqizhuojiaoneipanzuotian（huoxushiqiantian？

）shengxiade、yansefaan、yingdenengzayunyegou、shenzhiyinyinyoudiankeyibandiandeguihuagao，shengyingengjiamaili，

chongmanleganranli，zhitiyuyanyegengjiafengfu：“zailaikankanzheikuan！gongtingyushanfang**——debianjiaoliao！

chunshougongdazaodeyamoguihuagao！chuanchengbainiangongyi（kenengba），jiangxinduyun（dagaimeiyou）！kanzheiseze！

gupoziran！kanzheizhidi！jianyingrutie！baifenbaichuntianran，wurenhetianjiajifangfuji，

jibaobaochidoufangxin（baobaokenengkenbudong）！maihuiqu，elenengkenliangkou（yakouhaodejiaren），

xianlenengdangzhenzhi，yudaoweixianhainengdangbanzhuanfangshen，yudaoliumangyigaoyige！yigaosanyong，xingjiabizhiwang！

tongyangzhiyaojiuwenjiu！pinshousudeshihoudaolejiarenmen！zuoshangjiaodiandianguanzhu！xiaoliwuzouyibo！

aiyoxiexie‘lenggongdingzihu’songlaidexiaoxinxin！xiexie‘darulenggonghaoduonian’dagesonglaidepofengzheng！

ganxiewozhangjiesongdekushuzhi！zhangjiedaqi！zhangjieyongyuanshiba！ainiyo！”tayuehanyuetouru，tuomohengfei，

wanquanchenjinzaileshuxidezhibojiezouli，shenzhixiguanxingdizuolege“shanglianjie”dexunishoushi，

jiazhuangkanzhegenbenbucunzaidepinglunquhudong：“wanggewenbaoyouma？bao！bixubao！jintianzailenggongzhibojianxiadan，

tongtongbaoyou！lenggongzhuanshutongdao，zhisongnindegongyuan！lijieshuozailaidianyouhui？hao！kanzailijiedemianzishang，

qiansanweixiadandejiaren，zaisonglenggong**qingliangchuantangfengyixiaoshitiyanquan！maibulechikuimaibuleshangdang！

”weihaoxiangmeineimetengle，shentiyeyinweikangfenernuanhelexiexu。

houtainei+1+5+10dejifentishisuiranweiruo，quexiangganquanyiyangzirunzhetaganhedexiwang。

tagenbenbuzhidao，yemeijingliquzhuyi，

lenggongneishanpobaibukan、jihuyaosanjia、pingshilianyemaodoulandenaodeyuanmenwai，buzhiheshi，

yidaominghuangsedeshenyingyiranzhuzu。6diwangtuxianlihengjinrixiachaohouxinxubuning。

bianguanjunxiangduanquedezhezixiangyikuaibinglengdejushiyazaitaxintou，

hubushangshuneilaohulikuqiongdezuilianhetuiweideyancigengrangtafanmenbuyi。zouzhepibuxiaqu，suoxingchulaizouzou，

buzhibujuejingxinbuzoudaolezheipianpihuangliang、jihubeitayiwangdegongyuanfujin。qichutingdaolimianchuanlaixuanhuazhisheng，

tahaiyiweishinagefuzesasaodefengdiangongnvzaihuyanluanyu，huoshijigeshishidejiurenjuzaiyiqibaoyuanmingyun，

meitoubuyuedicuqi。huangjiazhidi，qirongrucixuanhua，chenghetitong！danzixiyiting，neishengyinsuiranfengdian，

quezhongqishizu，handedoushixietawensuoweiwen、guguaizhijideciyu。

“baobaomen”、“jiarenmen”……haiyoushenme“houxiandaijiegouzhuyi”、“xingjiabizhiwang”、“tiyanquan”？

zheishilenggong？quedingbushinageshijingzashuabanzihuozhexiyuxingjiaoshangrenhunjinlaile？shengyinsihuhaiyoudianershu？

taliansechenlexialai，diwangweiyiziranerrandisanfachulai，

shiyishenhouzhanzhanjingjingguileyididetaijiangongnvjinsheng，qiaowushengxidizoudaoneishanpobaidemenqian。

touguokuandademenfenghepodong，takandaolimianyigeyishanlanlv、miansecangbairuzhi、toufakugaodenvzi，

zhengjuzhegepowanheyikuaiheihuhuxiangshitoudedongxi，

duizheyigeyongkushuzhihepobudachengdeguaiyijiazishouwuzudao，biaoqingkangfendejinhudiankuang，

zuilipilipalashuozhetawanquantingbudongdefenghua。wuguzhishu？yanshengzhiwu？yixieshuzuzhouzhen？

haishizhendechedifengle？lihengxintouhuoqi，lenggongzhidi，jingganxingcidanibudao、zhuangshennongguizhishi！

raoluangonggui，qizuidangzhu！nuyishangyong，tazaiyeannabuzhu，mengditaijiao，yunhandiwangzhinu，

henhenchuaixiangneishanyaoyaoyuzhuidepomen！“peng——huala！”yishengzheneryulongdejuxiang，

xiumuzhichengdemenbangenbenchengshoubuzhuzheihannuyiji，zhijiesuiliekailai，muxiesichufeijian，yangqiyipianhuichen。

“liangshi！nizheifengfu！”lihengleitingbandenuhezhenxianglezhenggelenggong，daizheburongzhiyideweiyanhenuyi，

“jingganzaigongzhongxingciguiyujiliang，zhuangshennonggui，raoluanqingjing，gaidanghezui！”tamuguangrudian，

saoguoneijianloude“fatan”hezhuangruofengdiandeliangyouyou。

7liuliangbaozhaliangyouyouzhengshuodao“ganxiewanggesonglaidepocaoxi，wanggejinwanbizuolongaotian”，

beizheituruqilaidejuxiang、feijiandemuxieheleitingbandenuhouhedehunfeiposan，

xinzangchadiancongsangziyanlitiaochulai！shouyidou，neikuainengzasigoudeguihuagao“dong”diyishengdiaozaidishang，

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