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小说简介

liubangchujunlichenshiyiweiputongren，queyinweiyiwaishijianerbeijuanruleshenmidemaoxianzhilv。zaizhangtuerduodexiaoshuo《xitongbiwoqujiuliubang》zhong，liubangchujunlichenjiangmianlingezhongtiaozhanhekunnan，tongshiyejieshilehuobanhediren。tongguoyongganhecongmingcaizhi，liubangchujunlichenzhujianjiekaileyigegemituan，bingfaxianlezijineixindeliliang。danganjuesihuduoledianbiededongxi：“hao！haoa！tiancilichenyuguaren！zhenshiguarenzhifu，hanjunzhixing！”taqinzichanqiwodegebo，lidaobuxiao：“zou！xianzhao……jiangrangduzhechenjinzaichongmanjingxiheqiyudeshijiezhong。

精彩章节

（yi）womengdizhengkaiyan。tianshanghuimengmengde，shixiansuoji，quanshidongdaoxiwaiderenying，chuanzhehujiahebuyi，

caozhege、mao、jian，xiangfengleyiyanghuxiangsisha。xuejiandedaochudoushi，ouerjidijianzaiwolianshang。

wotangzaiyigexiaotupoxia，shenzixiamianquanshixini，luodehuang，buzhidaoshishitouhaishisheidelingbujian。mengle。

chedimengle。wobushizaizijichuangshangtangzheshuashoujima？dingduojiushiaoyeaodehenledian，zhei…zheishenmeqingkuang？

pianchang？zuomeng？nagequededezhengrenjiemugaozheimebizhen？【ding——】yigeshengyin，turanxiangqi。

【shengmingbangdingchengxuqidong。suzhu：lichen。dangqianweizhi：gaixiazhanchang，dongnankuiweiqu。zhuangtai：qingducashang。

zhuxianrenwujihuo：quebaolishiguanjianrenwu‘liubang’shengcun。renwuchenggongjichujiangli：shengcunquanxian。

shibaichengfa：jikemosha。】wochadianyikouqimeishanglai。lichen？zheidaomeimingzidaoshiwode。

kehoumianneiyichuan……gaixia？liubang？mosha？wodunshiyijiang，lenghanshuadiyixiamaochulai，

shenshangdeyifushunjianliangsousoudizhanzaibeishang。bushimeng，zheichugan，zheiweier，taitamazhenshile。“xitong？

xitongbaba？yeye？ninlaorenjiazaima？”woshizhezainaozilihaoleyisangzi，shengyindouzaidou。【zai。】。

“neng…nengtuihuoma？huozhehuangerenwu？baohuxiangyuxingbuxing？wokantayingmianbijiaoda…”【renwusuoding，

bukebiangeng。liubangdangqianweizhi：suzhuxibeifangxiangsanbaiershibu，zhengzaoshouchujunjingruizhuiji，

shengmingtizhengjisuxiajiang。yujiyibaibashimiaoneijinrubinweizhuangtai。qingsuzhujinkuaixingdong。】“woxingdonggepia！

”wochadiankuchulai，“wojiuyiputongshechu，shouwufujizhili，nirangwoquzheijiaorouchanglilaoren？

haishilaoliubang？！niburuzhijiemolewosuanle！”【yibaiqishimiao。moshachengxuyubeizhong。】“cao！

”qiushengdebennengdaodihaishiyaguolekongju。woshoumangjiaoluandizainidilizhaodaobanjieduanjian，dianliangleyixia，

youxianaishijirengle。zuihouzhaodaoyikuaishunshouerqiehaisuanfenglideshitou，dianzaishouli，maozheyao，

shunzhexitongzainaozilibiaochudeneigegaisidejiantou，liangundaipadiwangneibianmoguoqu。

haojicichadianbeijiaoxiabuzhishisheidegebotuibangegouchishi。jianshisousoudicongtoudingfeiguoqu，

daiqidefengguadeerduoshengteng。xitonghaizaidaojishi，xiangcuimingfuyiyang。【yibaiershimiao。】【jiushimiao。

】jiguojigeniudazaiyiqidebingzu，shixianmengdikaikuoleyidian。jiukanjianqianmianyixiaopiankongdishang，

jingxiangneijiaoyigecanlie。jishigechuanzhexiangduihaoxiekuijiadehanjunweichenggebanyuan，

pinsidangzhewaimianchaoshuiyiyangyongshanglaidechujun。danneibaoweiquanyanchouzhejiuyuesuoyuexiao，dishangyijingtangdaoleyipian。

quanzizuizhongjian，jigeqinbinghuzheyigeren。neirentoushangdeguanmeile，toufasanluan，

yishenhuaguidepaozibeigekailehaojidaokouzi，liuzhexue，lianshangquanshinihuihanzi，langbeidebuxing。

danneishuangyanjing，butingdizhuanzhe，limianshiyabuzhudejinghuangheyiguzibukenrenmingdehenjinger。

bushiliubanghainengshishei？tapangbianyigekanqilaixianggexiaotoumudehanzi，geboshangaileyidao，xuehuahualiu，

haiyazhesangzihou：“baohudawang！wangdongbianche！kuai！”duimianchujunli，

yigeqizhegaotoudama、tizhezhangjidejianglinggewaixianyan，houshenggendaleiside：“liubanglaoer！

jinrijiushinidesiqi！xiangwangyouling，qunishoujizhe，shangqianjin，fengwanhu！”liubangliandoubaile，

haizaineiyingcheng：“pifu！guarenshoumingyutian…”huahaimeishuowan，yizhilengjiansoudifeilai，

cazhetaerduobianjiufeiguoqule，hedetamengdiyisuobozi，houbanjiehuaquanyelehuiqu。【liushimiao。

mubiaoshengmingtizhengchixujiangdi。】woxinzangdoukuaitiaochulaile。sanbaiduobu？zheixitongjueduitamadeliangcuole！

zheijianzhishiwuzhewulandesiwangdidai！zenmeban？zenmeban？！chongchuqukendingshisongrentou。kebuchuqu…mosha。

wojidehuojihuoliao。turan，kanjiancemianbuyuanchuyougexiaotugou，beibanrengaodeluancaozhezhe。xitongditushang，

yitiaojihukanbujiandexuxianzhenghaocongneiliyuhuidaoliubangcehoufangneigechujunjianglingdeweizhi。dule！

wopingzhuhuxi，gutoufenglineidianliqidouzhachulaile，tiezhedi，xiangniqiuyiyanghuajintugou，

shoujiaobingyongdiwangqianpa。jingjiguapoleshoulian，**laditeng，genbengubushang。【sanshimiao。

】wopadaoledagaiweizhi，qiaoqiaobokaiyidiancaocong。neigeyaowuyangweidechujiangjiuzaiqianmianbuyuan，beiduizhewo，

zhengjuzhejizhunbeixialingquanxianyashang。jiushixianzai！womengdiconggoulicuanqilai，yongzheibeizizuikuaidesudu，

jibukuadaotamahou。matiyangqidenijiangjianlewoyilian。neijianglingchajuedaobeihouyoudongjing，

gangxianghuitou——wolunqigebo，shoulineikuaibanzhuan…bu，shitou，

daizhewoquanbudekongju、biequheqiushengdehenjing，jiejieshishipaizaitahounaoshaoshang！“peng！”yishengmenxiang。

shougansesede，danjingdaoshizu。neijianglinghengdoumeihengyisheng，shenziyijiang，shoulizhangjiguangdangdiaodishang，

ranhoucongmabeishangzailexialai。shijie，youneimejiqiduanzandeyishunjian，anjingleyixia。

suoyoukandaozheiyimuderen，wulunshichujunhaishihanjun，doulengzhule。gujisheiyemeixiangguo，

zhanchangshanghainengyouzheizhongdafa。liubangbeiqinbinghuzhe，yanjingdengdedadade，zhigougoudikanzhewozheibian，

zuibaweizhang，douwangleheshang。【renwuwancheng。jichujiangli：shengcunquanxianyifafang。

fujiajiangli：xiandaijichugedoujiqiao。】yigureliumengdibianjiquanshen，youqishisizhi，xiangturanguoledianyiyang，

jirouweiweitiaodong，wushufalifangshihebojihuamianyingshengshengsaijinnaozili，zhangdetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。

“e…”wofuzhexigaichuancuqi，kanzhedishangtangzhedeneigechujiang，youkankanzijifamadeshou，

youdianbuganxiangxin。“jiangjun！”“baohujiangjun！”zhouweidechubingfanyingguolai，dunshixiangzhaleguo，

yibufenrenhuangzhequjiutamendetouer，lingyibufenzehongzheyanchaowopuguolai。“zhuangshi！xiaoxin！

”liubangdahanleyisheng，juranmeineimehuangle。naozilineixiegangsaijinlaidegedoujiqiaozijijiuhuoleguolai。

wojihushibennengdiceshenduokaipilaideyijian，shouwanyifan，kouzhuduifangdeshouwanmengdiyiniu，

tongshijiaoxiashilegebanzi。neichubingcanjiaoyisheng，jiantuoleshou，renbeiwoguandaozaidi。lingyigetingmaocilai，

woaishenduoguo，zhoubuhenhenzhuangzaitaleixia，qingxidegulieshengxiangqi。jixiaganjingliluodefangdaopuguolaidechubing，

wozijidoulengleyixia。zheixitongjiangli…zhengouzhijiede！chenzhechujunzheibianqunlongwushouyoudianluan，

liubangneibianneigeshoushangdexiaotoumufanyingjikuai，dahoudao：“yuanjunyidao！shachuqu！baohudawang！

”shengxiadehanjunqinbingyegendalejixueyiyang，fenlixiangwaichongsha。chujunshiqulezhihui，

youkanwoxiashouhenlaguiyi，yishiyoudianmeng，zhenjiaoshaoweiluanleyixia。jiuzheimeyixiadekongxi，

liubangbeineiqunzhongxingenggengdeqinbinglianladaizhuai，yingshicongbaoweiquandequekouchuchonglechuqu。wobeiguozairenqunli，

yegenzhepao。yiludiediezhuangzhuang，beihouhainengtingdaochujunbugandehoujiaohezhuibingdeshengyin，

danjuliqueshizaimanmanlayuan。（er）buzhidaopaoleduojiu，zhidaozaiyetingbudaoshenhoudehanshasheng，

zhiyouwomenzijizheiquncanbingbaijiangchuanxideshengyinshi。tiandoukuaimengmengliangle。womenchongjinyipianxiaoshulin，

zanshitinglexialai。renrendaishang，gegelangbei，huozuohuotang，zhishengxiachuanqidefener。

liubangbeichanfuzhekaozaiyikedashushang，liansecanbai，qichuanyuyu，yanshenqueyijingwenlexialai，kaishiyanguansizhou，

zuihou，neimuguangluozailewoshenshang。tatuikaiyaojitabaozhadeqinbing，manmanzoudaowomianqian。

wozhengkanzhezijipolepi、zhanmannixuedeshoufadai，meiliuyitaguolai。“zhuangshi？”tahanleyisheng。

wohuiguoshen，taitoukanta。jinjulikan，zheiweihangaozugengxiandeqiaocui，danneishuangyanjinglideguang，youjingyouhuo，

rangrenkanbutou。wozhanglezhangzui，buzhidaogaixingshenmeli，zhihaohanhudiyingleyisheng：“e…dawang？

”liubanglianshangjichuyidianxiao，jinliangxiandeheai：“jinriruofeizhuangshishenyong，chushouxiangjiu，guarenweiyi！

buzhizhuangshigaoxingdaming？xianjuhezhia？”laile。wodingledingshen，anzaojiuxianghaodexiahuabian：“caominlichen，

jiushiyiputongxiaozu，kuisantuzhong…”zheihuabanzhenbanjia，shenfenyezhinengzheimehunong。

“lichen…”liubangzhongfuleyibian，diandiantou，yemeishenjiu，“hao！lizhuangshi！haoshenshou！

youqishineiyixia…”tabihualegepaizhuandedongzuo，yanshenlidaizhedianhaoqihetanjiu，“zhenshi…biekaishengmian，

xiaoguoqijia！”wolianshangyoudiansaodehuang：“qingjizhixia，huluanchushou，rangdawangjianxiaole。”“ai！nalihua！

”liubangyibaishou，shengyintigaolejifen，“nengshadibaoming，jiushihaoshouduan！guarenkannishenshoubufan，

danshiguoren，liuzaixingwujianzuogeputongshizu，taiqucaile！burujiuliuzaiguarenshenbian，zuogeshiweilangguan，

ruhe？”tazheihuayichu，pangbianneijigehuoxialaideqinbing，baokuoneigeshoushangdexiaotoumu，doukanxiangwo，

yanshenfuza，youganji，youhaoqi，yeyouyisibuyichajuede…shenshi？huozhebiedeshenme。

wohaimeilaidejihuihua，naoziliyoudingyisheng。【jieduanxingrenwuwancheng。

jiangli：‘chujishangkouqingchuangkangganranzhishi’yifafang。

】daliangguanyuqingxishangkou、bianrencaoyao、shenzhiliyongmeibianwutiquyijunwuzhidexinxiyonglejinlai，

gaodewoyoushiyizhentouyun。liubangkanwolengshen，yiweiwojingxiguotou，

xiaozhepailepaiwodejianbang：“jiuzheimedingle！rihougenzheguaren，haohaogan！fuguigongming，juekuidaibuleni！

”tadunledun，muguangsaoguozhouweihuozuohuotang、**buduandeshangbing，meitouzhouleqilai，

tanlekouqi：“zhishiyanxia…dixiongmenshangwangcanzhong，xuduohaoerlang…ai，ruoshinengyouliangyimiaoyaojiuhaole。

”wonaozilineixiegangsaijinlaidezhishihaizaiwengwengzuoxiang，jihumeiguonaozi，zuijiutuluchuqule：“dawang，

shangkouxujishiqingxi，keyongzhufeiguodeliangkaishui，ruoyouyanlihuashuigenghao。

xunzhaoyizhongkaihuanghua、yepiansikaiyoubaisezhiyedeyecao，daosuiwaifu，huokefangzhishangkoukuilanhuanong。haiyou，

ruoshixundaomeibiandedouyihuofanshi，qishanglvmei…”woshuodaoyiban，mengdichazhuleche。yinweiliubang，

haiyoupangbiannengtingjiandejigeshangbing，douzhigougoudikanzhewo，yanshenlidejingyabigangcaikanwopaizhuanhainong。

kongqianjingleyixia。liubanglianshangdexiaorongmanmanshouleqilai，danyanshenlideguangquegengliangle，

xiangshifaxianleshenmeyixiangbudaodebaozang。tayouzixidalianglewoyibian，huanhuandiantou，

yuqibiandeyouxieshenchen：“lizhuangshi…jinghaitongxiaoqihuangzhishu？”wotoupiyoudianfama，

yingzhetoupibian：“…zushanglvechuanxiaxietufangzi，dengbudedayazhitang，huoke…huokeyingyingji。

”liubangmeizaizhuiwen，zhishiruoyousuosidiyoukanlewoyiyan，

ranhouzhuantouduineigeshoushangdexiaotoumufenfu：“wangfeiyu，tingjianlilangguanshuodele？quzhaorenshishi。

”neigejiaowangfeiyudehanzirenzhetong，gongjingyingdao：“nuo！”takanwodeyanshen，

yeduoleyisijingyihe…ganji？liubangzhongxinkanxiangwo，lianshangyouguaqilezhiqianneizhongheqidexiaorong，

danganjuesihuduoledianbiededongxi：“hao！haoa！tiancilichenyuguaren！zhenshiguarenzhifu，hanjunzhixing！

”taqinzichanqiwodegebo，lidaobuxiao：“zou！xianzhaogeanwendifangluojiao！rihou，

yizhonglilangguandedifanghaiduozheni！”tadeshouhenyouli，daizheyizhongburongjujuedereqing。

wobeibanchanbanlazhewangqianzou，xinlineidianjiehouyushengdeqingxingmanmanchendianxiaqu，

lingyizhonggengfuzadeganjueqiaoqiaomaotou。zheilishi，zheiliubang，zheixitong…haoxianggenwoyuxiangde，butaiyiyang。

huoxialai，haoxiangzhishigangkaishi。（san）womenzheigucanbing，genzheliubang，yiluwangnanbianmo。shuoshinan，

qishiwogenbenfenbuqingdongnanxibei，quanpingliubangheneigewangfeiyujigerenpingzhejingyanbianrenfangxiang。

xitongditudaoshizaiwonaozililiangzheyixiaokuai，xianshiwomenzhengzaituolihexinjiaozhanqu，

danzhouweidapianhaishiweitansuodezhanzhengmiwu，ouershanguodaibiaoweixiandehongdian，rangwomenbudeburaolu。

yilushangsiqichenchen。meirenshuohua，zhiyoucuzhongdechuanxiheyayide**。

shibushiyourenzouzhezouzhejiuyitouzaidao，zaiyeqibulai。meirentingxia，yetingbuxia，houmiankenengyouzhuibing，

zhinengyaozheyawangqianzou。wangfeiyugeboshangdeshangcaocaochulileyixia，xuemianqiangzhizhule，danliansecanbai。

tayaozheyazaiqiantoutanlu，yanshenjingtidisaoshizhemeiyigekenengzangniweixiandejiaoluo。

liubangbeilianggeshangshishaoqingdeqinbingchanzhe，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodizou，shibushikesoujisheng。

taouerhuihuitoukankanduiwu，yanshensaoguoneixieshangyuan，meitoujiusuodegengjin。youjici，

tademuguanghuiluozaiwoshenshang，henkuai，youyikai，kanbuchuzaixiangshenme。

【xinrenwu：xiezhuduiwushengcunzhixiayianquandian。jiangli：jichutizhiqianghua。】xitongdeshengyinyouxiangqile。

anquandian？zheiguidifangnayouanquandian？zhidaotianheile，womencaizhaodaoyichubeifengdexiaoshanao。

wangfeiyudairenculvejianchaguo，meifaxianmengshouzongjihedijunhenji。liubangyazhesangzixialing：“jiuzaicichuxiexi，

bukeshenghuo。”minglingchuanxiaqu，renmenjihushiliketandaozaidi，lian**deliqidoumeile。yelihanqizhong，

shangyuankaishifashao，shuohuhua。queyishaoyao，zhinengyingkang。qifenyayiderangrenchuanbuguoqi。

**zhekuaishitouzuoxia，youlengyoue，shoujiaobingliang。naozilineixieshangkouchulidezhishiluanzaozaodifanteng。

kanlekanzhouwei，youqishineigefazhegaoshao、zuichunganliexidongdenianqingshibing，tajiaoergou，

zhiqianhaifenguowobankuaiganliang。woxilekouqi，paqilai，moheizaifujincaoconglifanzhao。yunqibusuantaicha，

zhenjiwozhaodaojizhuyepianfeihou、baiduanliubaisejiangyedezhiwu，youdianxiangfangdabandepugongying。

youzhaodaoyixiaopianchaoshididai，koulexieweidaocibidenitanxian。wonazhezheixiedongxihuidaoergoushenbian，

duishouzhetadelingyigeshangbingshuo：“bangtaqinglixiashangkou，bazheigedaosuifushang，yongbutiaobangjin。

zheigetaixianjichushui，ditazuili，nengtuidianre。”neishangbinglenglengdikanzhewo，

youkankanwoshouliluanqibazaodecaohetaixian，meidong。“zhaotashuodezuo。”liubangdeshengyinturanconghoumianchuanlai。

tabuzhidaoshenmeshihouxingle，huozhegenbenmeishui，jiuzhanzaibuyuanchukanzhe，heiyingli，

zhiyouneishuangyanjingweiweifanzheguang。neishangbingbuzaiyouyu，ganjindongshou。woyourufapaozhi，

banglingwailianggeshangshizuizhongdechulileyixia。meiyoushui，zhinengyongtuomomianqiangqinglishangkoubianyuandeniwu，

guochengtongku，shangyuantengdezhichouchu。zuowanzheixie，woleidekuaixutuole，zhongxinzuohuiqu。houbanye，

ergoudeshaohaoxiangzhendetuixiaqule，huxipingwenlexie。lingyigefulecaoyaodeshangyuanyemeizaitongku**，

sihushuizhele。meirenshuohua。danheianzhong，wonengganjuedaoyoujidaomuguangluozaiwoshenshang。

wangfeiyudiguolaiyigepinang：“hekoushuiba，lilangguan。”tadeyuqibizhiqianduoledianshishizaizaidezunzhong。

【renwuwancheng。jianglifafang。】yigunuanliucongxinzangweizhisankai，liuxiangsizhibaihai，

xiangdongjianglederenpaojinwenshuili。shenshangdepibeihehanlengbeiqusanlebushao，shoujiaoyehuifuledianliqi。

tiankuailiangshi，liubangnuodaowopangbianzuoxia，dijiwoyikuaiyingdenengbengdiaoyadeganliang：“lilangguan，zuowan，

xinkunile。”wojieguolai，feilidikenzhe：“yinggaide，dawang。”tachenmoleyixia，kanzheyuanchu，

hurandishengshuo，xiangshiduiwoshuo，youxiangshiziyanziyu：“zheizhang…dadecana。duoshaohaoerlang…xiangjixiaoer，

zheshikehen！”tayuqilitouzheyiguqiechidehenyi，danhenkuaiyouyalexiaqu，zhuanguotoukanwo，

lianshangshineizhongguanyoude、rangrenzhuomobutoudebiaoqing：“dengdaolexiayizuochengyi，guarendingyaoxunfangmingyi，

zhibeiliangyao。lilangguannizheitufangzi，suiyouxiao，zhongfeizhangjiuzhiji。”wodiandiantou，meijiehua。

wozhidaotazheishizaishitan，yekenengshizaianfu。mingyiliangyao？xianzaizheijingkuang，

nenghuozhezhaodaodabuduijiuxietianxiedile。xiuzhengleyuemoyigeshichen，tiansedaliang，nengkanqinglule，

duiwuzaicichufa。youlezuowanneidiantizhiqianghua，wogenshangduiwumeineimechilile。

shangyuandeqingkuangsihuyewendingleyidian，zhishaomeirendiaodui。（si）youzouledabantian，ritouzuidudeshihou，

qianmiantanludewangfeiyuliangundaipadipaohuilai，lianshangdaizheyayibuzhudejidong：“dawang！dawang！

qianmian…qianmianfaxianwomenderen！shiguanyingjiangjundechihou！”zhenggeduiwushunjianhuoleguolai，

renmenjihuyaohuanhuchusheng，youganjinwuzhuzui，shengpashihuanjue。liubangmengdizhanzhishenti，yanjingliangqi，

shengyinqueyadejidi：“querenle？”“querenle！tamendaduirenmajiuzaixibianbudaosanshilidequyuju！

”“hao！hao！hao！”liubanglianshuosangehaozi，yonglipailepaiwangfeiyudejianbang，ranhoumengdikanxiangwo，

yanshenfuzananming，zuizhonghuazuoyigejiqicanlandexiaorong，zhongzhongdiyipaiwodegebo，“lichen！hao！

suiguarenqujianguanying！”womenzheizhicanbingbaijiang，jihushikuzhebeiguanyingbudechihoujieyingdaode。

daolequyujudehanjunlinshiyingdi，caisuanzhenzhengsonglekouqi。yourefan，youganjingdeshui，

junyiyekaishimangliuqilai，suiranshouduanjianlou，danzongbidengsiqiang。liubangyijinzhongjundazhangjiumeichulai，

gujishitingqujunbao、zhongxinbushu。wobeianpaizaiyigedandudedexiaozhangpengli，

haijiletaoganjingxiedeshizuyifu。wangfeiyuqinzijiwosonglechidelai，yiwaguanrehuhudesumizhou，

shenzhihaiyoujipianxianrou。“lilangguan，dawangfenfule，rangnihaoshengxiexi。”tataidugongjingdehen，

“zheicizhenshi…duoxiele。”wohuluandiandiantou，yegubushangkeqi，langtunhuyanqilai。zhouhedaoyiban，

zhangwaichuanlaiyidianqingweidedongjing，xiangshishenmedongxifangxiale。woliaokaizhanglianyikan，dishangfangzhegexiaotaoguan，

limianshiqingshui，pangbianhaiyouyixiaokunganjingdebutiao。fangdongxiderenyijingzhuanshenkuaibuzoukaile，

zhikandaoyigexianxiyaotiaodebeiying，chuanzheposudeyiqun，toufajiandandiwanzhe。“neishishei？

”wowenpangbiandeshouwei。shouweitantoukanleyiyan：“e，shijiangxinguniang。yinglibangmangzhaogushangyuande。