《xitongrangwodangshengren，wopianzuolaoliu》zhongderenwushedinghenbaoman，meiyiweirenwudouyouzijichuxiandejiazhi，tuidongleqingjiedefazhan，tongshiyinchulechushengqinshoudegushi，kandianshizu，《xitongrangwodangshengren，wopianzuolaoliu》gushigenggai：nangedengrenfangfobeizhenshe，xiayishixiangtuihouleliangbu。“xiaoa！”qinshoujianjumianchedinizhuan，youzaicizhilengdao：“nimenzenmebuxiaole？shitianshengbu……。
轰隆--
chushengtingdaodengchangdeleiming，biaoshizheizhujiaogoudoubudang。
benyiweizijihuiludaozheilingqifusudexinshijie，zaijiashangsansuijixianlefumu，wusuijiancechussr+jitianfu，liusuitezhaojindidouchengweiwuxuansheng……nengrushuangwennanzhuyiyangchengweixijuanrenjiandejulang。
keliangtianbanqiandeshibasuijuexingyishishang，taquejuexingchengleyimingyushoushi。
cizhiyetingshangquhenshigaodashang，zaiqitaxiaoshuozhongyeshiniubidecunzai，qianqinengdangmengchongliaomei，zhongqinengqunoudiren，houqinenghuaxingnuanchuang。
kewentishi，cishijiecaikaifubainian。
bujinlingshouchuyuyounianqi，liantiancaidibaoyemeichaoguoliangbainiande，jiusuantafengkuangzaqianpeiyanglingchongyemeiyong。
简单点理解就是……
yushoushizaidangqiandebanbenzhong，jiushixiashuidaozhongdexiashuidao。
yushitadangtianjiushoudaoletuixuetongzhi，liyoushitashenghuozuofengyouwenti，jingchangzaixuexiaolimiandiaoxipiaoliangnvsheng。
suirantayizaiqiangdiaozijimeiganguo，zhishizaimingyundeqinghaizhongdianbo，keshishizaididougenbenbuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshizishenjiazhi！
yushiwulukequdeta，huidaolezijidejiaxiang，yejiushijuqingkaishidexinshoucun。
kemeixiangdaorendaomeifangpidouzajiaohougen，gangzouchuxinshoucundegaotiezhan，jiuyinglaileyichangdabaoyu，zhinengyongshenshangjinshengdejishiyuanqian，zhaolejialianjiadexiaolvguan。
“zheitmjueduishizaizhenduiwo！”
chushengrenbuzhubaoleyishengcukou，zaicibiaoshizheizhujiaogoudoubudang。
bujintiqianchushenglejibaishangqiannian，haimeiyouchuanyuezhebibeidetongzige，shenzhiliancanhunlaoyeye，meinvshizundoumeiyou。
buguojiuzaitahuayinluoxiadeshunjian，xiongkouturanchuanlaiyiguzhiregan，jinjiezhenaohaizhongjiufuxianchuyishanjinsedamen。
“huanjue？haishiwaigua！？”
chushengmeiyousihaodeyouyu，limanachuchuanyuezhedeguqihetaidudao：“……goubudangwodang，jiuxihuanzheizhongcongxiaomeiledieniang，quanshenshangxiashenwufenwen，beilaotianyezhendui，beimingyunfanfuchuida，beianzaishehuidiceng，beilvchanvyoudaxinyanliqiaobuqi，beigeluerdaidiaonandebeiweishenghuo！”
“zhengnengliangbuzu，wufakaiqi……”
jinsededamenqian，fuxianyixingwenzi。
“正能量！？”
chushengtingdaozhengnengliangsangezi，limajiutingzhileyaoganzi，juedezheiwaiguakanrenzhenzhun，zhidaotashiyigezhengmianrenwu。
tongshi，yekaishisikaoqilai，shenmeshizhengnengliang？！
daibaisixiaoluoliqukanjinyu？bangheisi**jiesikaishuangtuidefengyin？jiyuwangwajingshenxiaomeisongquwennuan？haishixuechengxiangzhaogumeirentengaidexiaofuxiaoguafu？youhuozheshishouliulijiachuzoudejkxiaomeimei？haishiquzhengjiuposuideta？！
buguojiuzaitaxianruchensizhishi，gebichuanlailejicudeqimasheng。
“dawanshangde，youmeiyougongdexina！？”
chushengbuzhishisixubeidaduan，haishidanshengoudeyuannianbaofa。
zhijiantaqidelimataochushouji，shuliandediankailiulanqi，bujinjiangyinliangdiaodaolezuida，hailuchudupifangfohaibaopaiduziban，peihezhejiezoudaqilejiepai。
啪——
duimianshengyinturandunlexia，meixiangdaoduifangyeshimingqishou。
jinjiezheduifangfangfoshengfuyubaofa，jiarudaolezheichangjiliedemasaizhong。
sanfenzhonghou，duimianxigu！
kechushengquemeiyoutingxialai，yijiuxuezhehaibaodajiepai。
wufenzhonghou，duimianzaizhan！
shifenzhonghou，duimianchenmo！
kejiuzaichushengzhunbeimingjinshoubing，xuanbuzijishenglideshihou，erbianzaicixiangqitishiyin。
“xiuru+1，funengliang+1…”
“xiuru+1，funengliang+1…”
“负能量！？”
chushengshenqingyoushiyileng，bumingbaifunengliangshisha。
jinjiezhetanaohaizhongjiuyoufuxianchuyixingtishi，shifouyongliangdianfunengliangzhihechengyidianzhengnengliangzhi。
“负负得正？！”
chushengnaohaizhongmomingfuxianchu，guoqiyangrouchuanjiazhixieyaozuhe。
“不行，不行！”
chushenglimajiuyaotoujujue，biaoshizijishigezhengmianrenwu，buguoshouquedianzailesanbeigongsushangmian。
shiwufenzhonghou，duimianchuanlaimaiyuan。
ershifenzhonghou，duimianchedichenmo。
sanshifenzhonghou，duimiangudongyisheng。
haoxiangshiyierbaijindezhongwu，beirencongchuangshangjichuailexiaqu。
“zibei+1，funengliang+1……”
“zibei+1，funengliang+1……”
chushengkanzhefunengliangbuduandezengjia，changshiyongyinianjiangqihechengzhengnengliang。
“funengliangkaishihecheng……zonggonghuode2dianzhengnengliang！”
“fufudezhengyeshizheng！”
chushengfangfozhengyifuti，jixuyonglidazhejiepai。
sishifenzhonghou，waimianbaoyutingle，duimianpengdeyisheng！
haoxiangshishenmerenlikailefangjian，haiqidejiangdamenjizhongzhongguanshang。
zhidaoyigeduoxiaoshihou，tagonghuodele15dianzhengnengliang，duimianchuanlainuofudeqiuraosheng，tacaishouleshentong，jinjiezhejiuganshoudaoyizhentengtongxilai。
“痛，太痛了！”
chushengwuzheduzi，daishangtongkumianju。
buguohaimeidengtadaizhetongkumianjuaihaoliangsheng，jiutingdaolezhengnengliangbuchongwanbi，shifouhuafei5dianzhengnengliangkaimendetishisheng。
“开门！？”
chushengjiannandetaitou，kouzhongninanziyusheng。
jinjiezhetahaoxiangchufaleshenmeguanjianci，jiujianjinsedamenbaofachuyidaociyandeguangmang，haiganshoudaoyiguwuxingdeqianyinli，jiangtaqiangxinglalejinqu。
jiuhaoxiangbeirendiurushikongluanliuzhong，gandaoshuangjiaolidibandetianxuandizhuan。
erdengtazaicizhengkaiyanjingshi，faxianzijichuxianzaiyipianleisiyuanshisenlindedifang，erbianhainengtingdaoyuanchuchuanlaidezhenzhenshouhousheng。
“zheishishenmedifang！？”
chushengjianzijishenchumoshengdifang，shentibennengdebengjinjiebeiqilai。
buguohaimeidengtagaoqingchuzenmehuishi，muguangjiubeiqianfangyipianhongsejixiyinle。
zhijiantaqianfangbuyuanchudecaocongzhongyouyipianhongseguozi，wanruyilunlunninggudexuesechaoyang，biaomianliuzhuanzheliulibandeguangze，fangfolimianfengcunzheyituantuanyongbuximiedehuoyan。
“那个是……”
chushengtongkongmengdesuolexia，huxiyekaishijicuqilai。
朱果！！
百年份的朱果！！
dangchuzaididoushangxueshi，tacengyouxingjianguoyici。
biekanbainianfenzhuguozaiqitaxiaoshuozhongliangoudoubuchi，danzaikaifucaibainiandexinshijiezhong，queshinengnaochurenmingdedingjibaowu。
“zheijiushiwodewaigua！？”
chushenghenhenqialezijiyixia，shengpazijizuomenghaimeixing。
benlaitayijingrenming，juedezijibushishenmezhujiao，zhunbeihuijiasuibianzhaogelaoshifupojiehun。
kemeixiangdaotayitianshizhujiao，yibeizijiudoushizhujiao，jibianmeileshuangwendananzhudejuben，yenenghuanchengtiancaiyunluodedalianjuben。
“waiguadaozhang，youshizaiwo！”
chushengxiayishidezuijiaoshangyang，luchulongwangweixiaodao：“kanyangziwobuyonggendidoushuozaijianle，yinggaigendidoudetongxuemenshuo，womenlairifangzhang……”
刚穿越就冲师，清冷师尊破防了
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