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小说简介

xitongzhongdishibaihou，wogonglvelefanpai。shenzhiyishenzhuoshenmingyuezheibenshu，wulunshijuqing，gousijiaodudoubijiaoxinying，youliyouju，luojiqingxi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanhurantingjianshenhoukeyifangqingdejiaobusheng。taguyidianjiaoqugouzuigaochudepaiwei，guorantingjianshenyunaishengnaiqidihan："xiaogugudangxin！"zhuanshenshi"buxiaoxin"daidao……

精彩章节

di1zhangzaotaishangdeyaoguangudugudumaozhepao，

shenzhiyidingzhezijizhandoudeshuangshou——zhijianhaizhanzhedanhuangseyaofen。

naohailituranyongrudejiyirangtahunshenfaleng：zheijushentideyuanzhu，zhengzaijihuaiyundesaozixiaduotaiyao！

"sanguniangzenmelengzhe？"menwaichuanlaiyahuandejiaobusheng，"danainaideantaiyaokeaohaole？

"shenzhiyimengdidafanyaoguan，hesedeyaozhijianzaiqunbaishang。taturanbeilajinyipianbaiwukongjian，

jiaoxiaturanchuxiangemaorongrongdexuetuanzi。"ding！jiancedaosuzhudaodezhidabiao，

nuanxinzhongtianxitongqidongchenggong~"xuetuanzibengdaotajianshang，"xianzaiyaolingquxinshoulibaoma？

"xianshishijiedeshijianfangfojingzhi，

kanzhexukongzhongfuxiandexuanxiang：【a.lingquanyanx1】【b.zhixuesanpeifang】【c.fanhuixiandai】"xuana！

"tahaobuyouyudianjiguangping，zhangxindunshichuxiangefeicuixiaoping，"zheinengjiegangcaixiadeyaoma？

""bujinnengjiedu，zhangqiyinyonghainengmeirongyangyane~"xitongzaitanaohailifangyanhua，

"dangqianrenwu：zaiyikezhongneiwanjiusaozitaier，jiangli【shenqihongzaoshumiao】！

"waitouturanchuanlaiciqisuiliesheng，jiezheshiciqibifudejianjiao："danainaijianhongle！

"shenzhiyizuanjinyupingchongchuqu，chadianzhuangshangjibuerlaidexuanseshenying。nanrendanshoujiulinzhutahouling，

jianmeixianeishuangfengyanlengdexiangcuilebing："shenzhiyi，nizuihaojieshiqingchu。

"tawangzheduifangbeikaijiafugaidexiongtanghuanhuantaitou，zaijiyilibachushenfen——zhenbeijiangjunshenzhuo，

yuanzhuyimutongbaodexiongzhang，yeshiquanshuzuidadefanpai。"wonengjiusaozi！"tajuqifeicuiping，

"danjiangjundebangwoanzhusaozidebaihuixue。"......laofurenfozhupadiduanlie："hunao！

niliannvjiedoubeibuquan，nahuishenmeyishu！""zumuruobuxin，keranglitaiyizaipangbiandingzhe。

"shenzhiyiguidebizhi，yuguangpiejianpingfenghoutanchugexiaonaodai——wusuidezhizishenyuzhengtoutoukanta。

xitongturantishi："zhuyi！yuanzhucengbayugeertuixiahehuachi，jianyiyonglingquantangshoumai。

"dangshenzhiyibianxifasidecongxiudaitaochumaiyatangshi，manwuzirendoukanjianxianglaipashengdexiaoshaoye，

jingranjieguotangjiuzuanzhuletadeyijiao。shenzhuomiqiyanjing，turanchoudaohuapotayixiu。zaizhongrenjinghushengzhong，

jikexianhongyudidezaoziguliuliugunchulai——neiyidailimingmingkongkongruye！"yao..."laofurengangkaikou，

chuangzhanglituranchuanlaixuruodejinghu："wodeduzi...butengle？

"shenzhiyichenjibalingquanhunjincantang："saosaozaihexieanshende。

"tameikanjianshenzhuodingzhezaohedeyanshenzhouranshensui——neishangmianyinzhexingxiaozi：【xitongchupin，

di2023cidiedai】。di2zhangmaoshidegenggugangxiangguo，

shenzhiyijiubeixitongtishiyinchaoxing："ding~xinrenwu【huodexiongzhangrenke】，

jianglikejiasuzhiwushengzhangdebaiyuhuapen！"tarouzhetaiyangxuezuoqilai，zuoyeweisaozishoudaosangengtian，

xianzaimannaozihaishishenzhuoneigetanjiudeyanshen。

chuangwaihuranchuanlaixisuideshuohuasheng："...sanguniangzuorijingmeinaozheyaofeicuitoumian？

""xu——tingshuoneiwancantanglixialegu..."shenzhiyichijiaocaishangbingliangdeqingzhuan，

turanconglinghuajinglikanjiangemoshengnvzi——liuyemeidanfengyan，meixinyidianzhushazhi，fenmingshiyuanzhuneizhanglian，

queyintaxiandairendeshentaixiandexianhuoxuduo。"suzhukuaikan！"xitongturandanchuguangping，"huifanggongnengxianshi，

zuoyeyourenwangnizhuanglianlisailedongxi。"jingtoulishanguoehuangseyixiu，

shenzhiyilengxiao："shierfangtangjiedeyahuan。"taxiankaiyanzhihe，litoutangzhemeidaixuedeyinzhen。

"chufazhixianrenwu【fanjixianhai】，xuyaowotigongyangyangfenpeifangma？"xitongxingfendizhuanquanquan，

"huozheyonglingquanzhongchuhuiyaorendewandou？""buji。"shenzhiyiyaoqiyipenglingquanshuixilian，

shuizhongdaoyingturanniuquchengyuanzhuzhengningdelian："qiangwoshentidexiaotou！"tahededafantongpen，

zaidingjingkanshishuimianyihuifupingjing。xitongjingbaokuangxiang："jiancedaoyuanzhucancunzhinian！jianyilikezengjiagongdezhi！

"......citangliyanwuliaorao，shenzhiyizhengzaijizuzongpaiweicahui，

hurantingjianshenhoukeyifangqingdejiaobusheng。taguyidianjiaoqugouzuigaochudepaiwei，

guorantingjianshenyunaishengnaiqidihan："xiaogugudangxin！"zhuanshenshi"buxiaoxin"daidaozhutai，

yuxiangzhongdezhuotongquemeidaolai——shenzhuobuzhiheshichuxianzaimenkou，mabianjuanzhezhutaiwenwenfanghuigongzhuo。

"jiangjunjinribuyongqudaying？"taditoupaidabingbucunzaidehuichen，huranbeisailegeyouzhibao。

dakaijingshihaimaozhereqidemeihuagao，supishangyinzhe"xuji"erzi。xitongturanjianjiao："zheipuzizaichengxi！

nixiongzhangyinshijiuchumenle！"shenzhuomanbujingxincashimabian："zuorineizao，zaijiwojige。

"shenzhiyihoubeiqinchulenghan，yuanshulimingmingxiefanpaixiongzhangzuiyantianshi。

tajiazhuangcongxiudaishizeshikongjianlitaozaozi，quetingjianduifangqingxiao："2023niandexitong，

haimeixiufuwupinpingkongchuxiandebug？"tashouyidou，zaozigunlemandi。shenzhuowanyaoqujian，

kaijialingkouhuachubanjiehongsheng——moduanguazhemeishuxidefeicuixiaoping。"henjingya？

"tayongzhiyouliangrennengtingjiandeshengyinshuo，"wodexitongshidi1024cidiedai。

"turanjiangshenmedongxisaijintashouxin，"fangzhedianerfang，tamenyudonggongyoulianxi。"shenzhiyiditou，

zhangxintangzhelikeyoulongwendejinguazi。di3zhangshenzhiyidingzhezhangxindejinguazi，

longwenzaizhuhuoxiafanzheguiyideguang。xitongturandanchuhongsejinggao：「jiancedaodonggongmiyaochengfen！

jianyiyonglingquanjinpaohouzhongzhikejiedudeqiyelian！」tazhengyaocongkongjianququanshui，chuangwaituranchuanlaiciqisuiliesheng。

「sanmeimeishuilema？」erfangtangjieshenmingyuedeshengyintiandefani，「zumurangwosongxueyanlai。」

shenzhiyixunsubajinguazisaijinzhuanglianjiaceng，zhuanshenshiguyipengdaoanjishangdechazhan。

reshuipozaishenmingyuexiuzhebingdiliandexiemianshang，duifangquexiangganjuebudaotengside，

yanjingzhigougoudingzhetaxiukou——neilizhanzhejidianlingquanzhongchudelanmeizhi。「suzhuxiaoxin！」

xitongturanzaitashiwangmoshangtoushetoushihuamian，「tayaojianxiangnanglizangzheqinggu！」

shenzhiyituranzhuaqishuzhuangtaishangdejiandao。「sanmeimeizheishizuoshenme？」shenmingyuedaotuibanbu。

「tangjiexiemianzangle。」taxiaoderenchuwuhai，jiandaoquejingzhuntiaokaixiangnangxidai，

「wobangninxiuxiuzheibingdiliandexiantou...aiya！」xiangnangluodishunjian，yitiaochihongwugongcuanchulai，

quebeizaoyouzhunbeideshenzhiyiyongchazhankouzhu。xitonghuanhu：「huode【duwutujian】jingyanzhi+10！

jianglijiedubohezhongziyibao！」shenmingyuelianseshabai，turanbeimenwaichuanlaidetongshengdaduan：「xiaogugu！

zumukexuele！」shenyuxiangkexiaopaodanchongjinlai，shenhougenzhemianseyinchendeshenzhuo。

......songhetangliluanzuoyituan。shenzhiyikanzhetaiyiyaotoudemoyang，

turanxiangqizaochenxitongjianglidebaiyuhuapen。tajiekougengyiduojinerfang，balingquanshuiheboheyedaojinhuapen，

zhayanjianjiushouhuoleyicongsanfayinguangdeyaocao。「zheishi...yuehuacao？」shenzhuodeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai。

tabuzhiheshigenlaide，kaijiashanghaidaizheyelu，「1024banxitongshuo，zheicaonengjiebaidu。」

shenzhiyichadianqiaduancaojing：「nidexitongmeigaosuni，toukanbierenzhongtianhuitutouma？」

「woxitongshizhanchangbanben。」tahuranshenshoumoqutalianjiadenidian，

「zhihuishuo'jiancedaodijunliangcao'huozhe'jianyiyexi'。」liangrenzhijianxiangchudeshunjian，

shuangfangxitongturantongshifachujianruibaoming：「jingbao！jiancedaogonglveduixiang！」「jinjirenwu！

huoquduifangxitongmiyao！」shenzhiyihaimeifanyingguolai，

shenzhuoyijingbianxifasidetaochuyibajinguazisazaihuapenli。neixiejinguaziyutujihua，

zhuanyanzhangchuguazhedonggongyaopaidexiaoshumiao。「zuoyetounizaozijianceguole。」tayadishengyin，

「taizizaitongguoerfangjizumuxiayao，mudeshishenjiabingquan。」

xitongzaitanaozhongfengkuangshuaping：「chufafuherenwu【zhaidouxquanmou】！wanchengjiangli——」

tishiyinturanbeilaofurenzhongqishizudemashengdaduan：「lianggebuxiaozisun！duozheierzhongdi？！

haibugunguolaijianyao！」di4zhangyaodiaozilideyuehuacaogudugudumaozhepao，

shenzhiyidingzheshuimianturanfuxiandelongxinganwen，shouyidouchadiandafanyaozhan。「suzhukuaijietu！」

xitongzaitanaoneifengkuangbiaohong，「zheishiqianchaohuangshimiwen！nixiongzhangxitongkendingrenshi！」

tazhengyaomochujinguazidangcanzhaowu，beihouturanlongxiayipianyinying。shenzhuobuzhiheshizhanzaiyaolupang，

kaijiashangzhanzhexuezi，shouliquelinzhegeyouzhibao。「xujixinchudefulinggao。」tabadianxingezaichuangtai，

zhijianzaiyaoguanbianyuanqingkousanxia，「1024shuo，zheitangyaozaizhuyikezhonghuixianxianwanzhengmixin。」

shenzhiyituranzhuazhutashouwan：「nishoushangle？」xuantiehubeixiashenchuanhong，

xitongturandanchutoushihuamian：「jiancedaojianshangcanliudedonggonganqiwenyang！jianyiyonglingquanzhongchudeqiyelianwaifu！

」「xiaoshang。」shenzhuomanbujingxincheleduanshabu，

turanpiejianyaojujiaoluodebohepenzai——neifenmingshiputongtaopen，queshanzhezhiyouxitongwupincaiyoudeweiguang。

liangrenmuguangxiangzhuangdeshunjian，shuangfangxitongturanfachucierdianliuyin：「zi...jiancedaoxietongrenwu...」

「jinggao！fei...falianji...」shenzhiyiyanqianzhakaiwushuguangping，

huanghujiankandaoshenzhuodexitongjiemianshanguo【yinzangrenwu：baohuqitasuzhu】detishi。haimeidengtakanqing，

laofurenzhongqishizudemashengconglijianchuanlai：「lianggeniezhang！jiangeyaohaiyaomeilaiyanqu？！keke...」

shenzhiyichenjibalingquanguanjinshenzhuodeshuinang，

zhuantouquejianlaofurenzhengyongyinzantiaozheyaozhaxikan——neifenmingshigenkezhelongwendejiancu！

......yeshenrenjingshi，shenzhiyizhengzaikongjianlizhongdiqichaqiyelian，

xitongturanjingbaodazuo：「jiancedaoshenmingyueqianruxiongzhangshufang！tayaojianyou...lingyigexitongbodong！」