youwangluozuojia“muxiazhishui”suozhudedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《xuewuzhijing》，zhujiaoshiyelingchenyejin，xiaoshuozhengzailianzaizhong，benwenjuqingjingcaifencheng，feichangbucuo，gengduojingcaizhangjie，jingqingqidai！xiaoshuozhuyaojiangshudeshi：“buguo，ruoshitazhenganlai，wonengfansha！”【renshengsandacuojue：shoujizhendong、taxihuanwo、wonengfansha。】【zhubozheibofenxibumingjue…………
tazheiyidong，ziranxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi。
“居然还真敢写。”
“woca，lihaile，wozhinengxieyige“jie”zi，zhishaozaizishufangmian，tayingle。”
“zhuangmozuoyang，tabuhuishizhunbeibazijizhidaodegongshixiaxieshangquba。”
……
lixiuluoyuanbenyijingdaolebaofadebianyuan，zhidengyelingchenchuxiancuowufaxiechulai，raner，dangtakandaoheibanshangdeneirongshi，zhenggerendoushiyileng，zuibadouledou，yigezidoushuobuchulai。
唰唰唰！
zhenggejiaoshi，zhishengxiayelingchenzaiheibanshangxiezideshengyin。
yigeyouyigegongshicongyelingchendebixiachuxian，conggaoyidaogaosan，congdazhonghuadaopianmendegongshi，yelingchenjuranyunyongdeluhuochunqing，wanquanchuanleqilai。
zheizhongjiedaguocheng，xuezhaziranshikanbudongde，zhiyoubanjizhongweishubuduodexueba，wanquanzhenjingle，zaitamenyanzhong，yelingchenshouzhongdetimuhaosihuoleguolai，yuanlai，gongshihainengzheimeyong，yuanlai，zheidaotiyaoyunyongdaozheigegongshi。
zhangpangzidailenglengdekanzheyelingchen，haosiquanshenfanzheguang，bumingjueli。
zuizhong，ddengyu2，wanmeiluomu。
“juranzuochulaile，daanzhendeshi2ma？”
“**，zhendejiade？woganjuewodeshijieguandaolebengtadebianyuan。”
“buhuiba，nandaoyelingchenzhendeshiyinzangdexueba？”
“nanguaitameicikaoshidounengkaolingfen，zheigenbenbushikaoyunqi，zheishikaoshilia！”
……
suoyourendoujingdaile，yelingchendebiaoxian，zhijiezaitamendexinzhongxianqilexuanran**，zhale。
“anjing！”lixiuluohumuyideng，basuoyourenzaodongdexinyaxia，“buyaoyingxiangyelingchentongxuejieti！”
daanbushichulailema，haimeijiewan？
zhongrentaiyankanqu，chadianbayanzhuzijidengchulai，juranzaiyongdierzhongfangfajieti！
huanleyigejiaodu，yunyonglingyizhonggongshihefangfa，yelingchenhaizaifenbijishu。
zheicidesudubishangcihaiyaokuai，tongyang，ddengyu2。
liangzhongfangfa，yelingchenyijiumeiyoufangxiashouzhongdefenbi，liyuheibanqian，haoxiangzaichensi。
xiayike，zaidierzhongfangfahouxiexialeyigesan。
第……第三种方法？
lixiuluojuedezijidehuxidoujicuqilai，tadezhenjingbiqiquanbandexueshenghaiyaodadeduo。
zheidaotikeyishuoronghelegaozhongdesuoyounandian，xuyaoyunyongyixiepianmendegongshi，youxiedifang，shenzhichaoyuelegaozhongdagang，raner，yelingchenjuranlinghuoyunyongsuoxuedezhishijiechu，zheifengongdi，jiusuanshitashenweilaoshidouzikuiburu。
kanzhedisanzhongfangfa，lixiuluodetongkongmengdiyisuo，rutongkandaoleyifanxindetiandi，zuiliqingbuzijindeninanchusheng，“yuanlaihaikeyizheimejieti。”
yelingchendedisanzhongfangfa，heranshihuatu！
jiandaneryouxiao，tongguotuxing，keyizhiguandekanchu，zheidaotidedaanbianshi2。
“鬼才，鬼才啊！”
lixiuluozhenggerendourutongdiulehunyiban，henbudepuzaiheibanshang，taganjuezijicaishixuesheng，eryelingchencaishilaoshi。
“ai，heibanxiebuxiale。”yelingchenqingtanyisheng，zheicaifangxialefenbi。
nandaotahaiyoudisizhongfangfa？
bushaotongxuewuzhezui，chadiankuchulai。
shijieshangjuranyourucibiantaidetiancai，hentianbugonga！
“yelingchendejietiguochenghenwanmei，sanzhongfangfawuxiekeji，dajiadouchaoxialai，haohaoxuexi。”lixiuluobayelingchenhenhendebiaoyangleyifan，jiezhepailepaiyelingchendejianbang，xiongsheneshaxiaoshiwuzong，zhuanweileheaiyuxinwei，“bukuishiwojiaochulaidexuesheng，nihenbucuo！yihounizaiwodeketangshang，keyibuyongtingke，zhiyaobuyingxiangqitatongxuexuexijiuxing。”
tanrandezaisuoyourendezhushixiazouhuizuowei，zhangpangzizaoyimudengkoudai，duizheyelingchenbileyige“niubizhale”dekouxing。
yelingchenyundanfengqingdepailepaiyishan，haosizuoleyijianweibuzudaodeshiqingyiban，bazhuoshangdeshuxueshuhuanchengleyingyu，kaishifeisudefanyueqilai。
tafanyuedesudujikuai，genbenjiubuxiangshizaikanshu，raner，luozaiqitarenyanzhong，queshifenfenluchuyifuyuanlairucidebiaoqing，zheihuoxujiushixueshenyuyibanrendequbieba。
“zixiyingyukeben，yingyushuliandu+1。”
“zixiyingyukeben，yingyushuliandu+1。”
……
叮铃铃！
bansuizhezuihouyijiekede**xiangqi，yitiandexuexigaoyiduanluo，suoyourendouyouxudeshoushishubaohuijia。
“zhangpangzi，nishuo，xianzaizuoshenmezuizhuanqian？”yelingchenturanwendao。
“zhuanqian？”zhangpangzichayidekanzheyelingchen，“womenlizhuanqianhaigelegedaxue，niruguoqueqian，wokeyijiejini。”
“qie，sheiguidingbushangdaxuejiubunengzhuanqianle。”yelingchenpielepiezui，“zheiniantou，pindeshinengli，shuozhende，nizhibuzhidaoganshenmezhuanqian？”
“zhenxiangzhuanqian？”zhangpangzifeidududelianweiweizhouqi，“yeshi，xiangbudaonixuexineimelihai，ziranbuxuyaoxuexile。”
dunledun，tahuorandao：“zhiboa！”
“zhibo？”yelingchenruoyousuosi。
“shia，zhibo！wotingshuoneixiezhubo，nianrubaiwanshichangtai，jiezhuhulianwang，zhuanqianzhuandefeiqi！”zhangpangzilailejing，daizhexianmu，“haiyouxiexiaoshuoyekeyi，jikeyichengming，younengzhuanqian。”
xiexiaoshuoxuyaojidian，jibulai，yelingchenzhijieguolvdiaole，“neinishuozhiboshenme？”
“nibushinvren，bunengmaisao，zuihaozhibodayouxi！”zhangpangzifenxidao，“xiangdota，lol，chijishade，zheixiezhubofensidoushichengbaishangqianwan！”
“buguoniconglaimeidaguoyouxi，zheitiaolukenengnanledian。”zhangpangzisuikoubuchongleyiju。
yelingchenpailepaizhangpangzidejianbang，“zhidaole，xiele。”
gaokaozaiji，xuexiaoweilerangxueshengfangsong，bingbuqiangzhiliuxiaoshangwanzixi，yelingchenzhibenshizhongyiyuanerqu。
“ba，jintianmangbumang？”yelingchenqingcheshuludezouruyiyuanbangongshi，bashubaofangzaizhuoshang。
yejintuiletuiyanjing，“jintianwanshangwoyouyigeshoushu，nijiuzuozaiwobangongshizixi。”
果然又有手术。
yelingchenpielepiezui，meicidehuidadoushiruchuyizhe。
yejinshizhongyiyuandeyisheng，meitiandouzaiyiyuanbenbo，xingxushizizhihenshaoyoushijianpeiyelingchen，chuyukuijiu，bingmeiyouzeguaiyelingchendechengji，zhishimeicirangyelingchenfangxuehoulaiyiyuanzixi。
yelingchenlakaiyizizuoxia，bingmeiyounachuxuexikeben，zuoguyoupan，zuizhongbamuguangdinggezaizhuoshangdejibenhouhoudeyixueshushang。
《bencaogangmuzhujie》、《qianjinyaofangzhujie》、《jiepouxue》。
tatingfuqinshuoguo，yiyuanmeigeyiduanshijiandouhuifayibenyixuefangmiandeshurangrenxuexichongshi，zhiyukanbukan，neijiubuzhidaole。
yelingchensuishounaqiyiben，kaishifanyue。
“zixi《bencaogangmuzhujie》，zhongyishuliandu+1。”
“zixi《bencaogangmuzhujie》，zhongyishuliandu+1。”
“zixi《bencaogangmuzhujie》，zhongyishuliandu+1。”
……
yixingxingzitizaiyelingchendenaohaizhongfuxian，buduandishuaxinwangfu，qizhongyigeheisedejinengkuangdedaolejiesuo，kaishichuxianleyixuejineng，“shuliandubaifenzhishi，bingzaibuduandetishengzhong。”
bangexiaoshihou，yejinqishen，kandaoyelingchenjuranlvedaiganxingqudekanzheyishu，qingtanyisheng，“haohaodaizaizheilibangwozhiban，jintianshigexiaoshoushu，lianggexiaoshizuoyouwojiuchulai。”
yelingchensuiyidedianlediantou，yijiuzaikanzheshouzhongdeyishu，meitouweicu，sizaisisuo。
“duile，woyaotixingni，nikanshuguikanshu，qianwanbuyaohuluanchangshi，yixueyanjindiyi，meiyoubawodeqingkuangxia，nengbudongshoujiubudongshou！”yejinwubizhengzhongdao。
tazhidaoyelingchendexingzi，shuobudingkanledianshu，jiubantongshuiluanhuang，daoshihouhuluanjirenyizhi，huirechudahuo。
“huodeleyishizhidaoyide，zhongyishuliandu+10，xiyishuliandu+10。”
我擦，牛逼！
yelingchenduizijidefuqin，yinxiangdadadegaiguan。
zhidaoyejinchuqu，yelingchencaizhongxinbamuguangluozai《bencaogangmuzhujie》shang，shulianduquebuzaizengzhang。
guoranfantongyibenshushulianduzengzhangshihuiyoujixiande。
yelingchenchenyinpianke，naqi《qianjinyaofangzhujie》，shulianduzheicaizhongxinkaishizengzhang。
buchusuoliao，tongyibenshu，nengzengzhangdeshuliandushiyouxiande，zheihenhaolijie，bijing，yibenshubukenengnangkuoleyigexingyedesuoyouneirong，suizheshuliandubuduandetigao，nengrangshuliandutigaodeshujiyehuijianshao，zuihou，gujizhinengshoudaomingshizhidiancainengjixutisheng。
yelingchenxianbazheizhongxiangfayazaixintou，muguangqueshiluozaifuqinzhuoqiandediannaoshang。
zhiboma，buruxianzaijiushishi……
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