《xiuxianershinianhou，xiashangdewowudile》shiliulanggegechuangzuodeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhezhanghaochenruonantangyunfengzhankai，jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi，lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。“zheijiuhao。”chenruonandemeitoushuzhanlekailai。weizhenmulushayi，zhidaocike，caijiangzijidezhenshiqingxubaolulechulai，yinweitajiadeketing，jiushiyigeshazhen。……。
woshinei，chenzhiyuanshuangyantonghong，buduanfachuaacanjiao，shiqulizhiyibanzhengzhabuxiu，jibianbeiyongrenmenkongzhizhuleshenqu，keyijiuhaizaifakuang。
“ba！”chenruonankanzhezheiyimuxintoudixue。
“santianqian，momingqimiaojiuchenglezheiyang，meitiandouhuifazuosansici，yidanbianchengzheigemoyang，jiuburenshishenbiandesuoyouren，bujinhuiyaoshenbianren，erqiehaihuizican。”songhuixintongjile，leishuiqiaoranhualuo。
chenruonandao：“wobadeqingkuang，womenfengsuolexiaoxi，jiupabeiyouxinrenzhidao，congerxingfengzuolang，qijianwomenyeqingguoliangweidaoshi，tamendoushushouwuce。”
songhuiwunaijile，“yishenggengshimeiyoubanfa。”
“wobajiuxiangshizhongxieleyiban，nengxiangdefaziwomendouxiangle，yidianxiaoguodoumeiyou。”chenruonanmanhuaixijikanzhezhanghao，“xianzaijiukaonile，zenmeyang，niyoubanfama？”
“you！”zhanghaozixinmanman。
“zhende？taihaole！”songhuijidongbuyi。
“wojiuzhidaonixing，wuwuwu！”chenruonanxijierqi。
“yinhunqinti，xiesuihairen，jiugenzhongxieyiyang。”zhanghaotianyanyikai，jiuzhangwolejutideqingkuang。
jier，tineizhenyuanpengpai，tashenchuyizhishouchaozhechenzhiyuandenaomenfugaileguoqu，yuanqiningjudedashou，chuantoulechenzhiyuandeshenqu。
zangshenyuchenzhiyuantineideyinhun，beitaqiangxingzhuazaileshouzhong。
yinhunheiqifanyong，xiangyaozhengtuoshufuertao，kezaizhanghaodekongzhixia，suoyoudezhengzhadoushitulao。
“zhei？”songhuidajingshise，yanqiandeyimuchaochuletadelijie，kanzheneiyinsenkezengdeyinhun，yiguguliangqixijuanlequanshen，taqiangrenkongju，jiangnverhuzaileshenhou。
“zheigejiahuohaolihai。”chenruonanmanyanjingxian。
“mie！”zhanghaoqingshengninan，xukongdangzhongshanguoyidaoleidian，yinhunshunjianhuaweijifen。
“zheishileifa？”songhuimanlianjinge，cidengshouduantazhishitingshuoguo，daoshidiyicijian。
“jiusuanshiyeye，yebucengzhangwozheiyangdeshufa，nandaoqingchuyulanershengyulan？”chenruonanxinzhongqingzhan，zhanghaodeshenmiheqiangda，yijingchuhutadeyuliao。
chenzhiyuanhuifuleyishi，zhijuedehunshenwuli，shenshikunaodeshuodao：“wozheishiyoufanbingle？”
“xianzaihaole，hainidezangdongxi，yijingbeixiaomiele。”songhuifuzhulezhangfu，jiubazhanghaodeshenfenshuolechulai。
chenzhiyuandezhi，zhanghaoshifuqindetudi，youchudiaolepohaitadexiesui，dunshixishangmeishao。
“xiexie，xiexie！”chenzhiyuanwangzhezhanghao，ganjizhiqingbushengyanbiao。
“buyongkeqi！”zhanghaoqingqingdiantou。
chenzhiyuanxixubuyi，“shiqulizhihou，wodoujuedezijibuxiangrenle，meicihuifuleyishi，jianzhishishengburusi，wohaojicidoumengshenglezishadeniantou，xianzaihaole，wobuyongtongkuzhengzhale。”
“ba！”chenruonanmanyandexinteng。
“jingshuohuhua！”songhuidengyan。
“ai，wozhidaonimendanxinwo！”chenzhiyuandemuguang，jiuzheimechichidiwangzheqizihenver。
chenruonanwendao：“haiwobadexiesuiyijingchudiaole，wobabuhuizaiyoushileba？”
zhanghaodao：“zanshibuhuiyoushi！”
“shenmeyisi？”chenruonanjinzhangleqilai。
“fangxinba，zhiyaoyouwozai，renhedeguiyujiliang，nimendoubuyongdanxin。”zhanghaoshengyinhenqing。
“womenxinni。”songhuijianshilezhanghaodebenshi，yejiubuzaihuaiyi，zhanghaoshikuangwangdechuixuzhitu。
chenzhiyuancumei，“niyoushenmegulv，jiuquanbushuoleba。”
“gangcaibeiwosuomiedeyinhun，naishibeirenjiliansuode，beihouderenshangweixianshen，nanmianhaihuizuosui。”zhanghaobingweiyinman。
“wojiuzhidao，kendingyourenyongbeibideshufaanhaiwoba，zhishiduifangzangzaianchu，womenwufazhaodao。”chenruonannuqitianxiong。
“zheigairuheshihao？”songhuijiyanle。
“meishi，zongyouluchumajiaodeshihou，wochenjiakerongbuderenrenqiru。”chenzhiyuanshayianyong。
“neiyangxieedeyinhun，jilianqilaishifendebuyi，rujinbeimieyeshijidadesunshi，henkenengmuhouzhirenhenkuaijiuhuilumian，huozheshizaicichushou，daoshihouwomenjingguanqibianjiuhao。”zhanghaomeijiangzheiyangdeshouduanfangzaiyanzhong。
“tingnizheimeshuo，womenfangxinduole。”chenzhiyuanguanqiedeshuodao：“zhangxianshengxinkule，nixianquxiuxi，ruoshichenjiayounan，haideqingnixiangzhu。”
“hao！”zhanghaozhuanshenzoukai。
“zhangxiansheng，zheibianqing！”chenzhijunzaojiuhouzaiyibian，cikegongjingdaolejidian。
“youlaole！”zhanghaopiaoleyiyan。
“zhangxianshengqianwanbuyaokeqi，yourenhedexuqiu，doukeyifenfuwo。”chenzhijunbiaoqingrenzhen。
“hao！”zhanghaozheibanhuiying。
chenzhiyuanzhuanguoshenlai，yiweishenzhangdeshuodao：“bacengjingshuoguo，tayouyigetianfuyibingdetudi，erqiezheigetudideshifu，buzhibayigeren，bahaifanghua，yaoshinverniyoubenshi，zhanghaoshiwanlitiaoyideruyilangjun。”
songhuimuguangfuza，“wochengren，zhanghaofeichangdebucuo，badehuayeyaoting，keshinverdehunyindashi，bunengzheimecaolvdejiujueding，haishiyaokanyuanfen，jiurangnverxianxiangchuba。”
“yeyeliuxiadehua，womendouzhidao，keyeyedekouwen，gaodewopeibushangtaside，zheitaiqirenle，woshenmeshihouzheimechale。”chenruonanbiaoqingwunai，jiusuanshifangyanyuzhenggehuaxia，tadoushishudeshangdemeiren，suoyiyouxieshengqiyeyededingzhu。
chenzhiyuandao：“bashidedaogaoren，nishitazuitengaidesunnv，niyoushiwochenshijituandezhangduoren，bazheiyangshuo，kendingshiweilenihao，weilechenjiahao，buhuihaini。”
songhuifuhe，“jiushi！”
“wozhidaoyeyebuhuihaiwo，yexuzaiyeyekanlai，zhanghaodebufanchengdu，yaochaohuwomendexiangxiang，suoyicailiuxialeneiyangdehua。”chenruonanyuqipingdan，“keshihunyindashi，zhongyaodeshirenpin，wohuirenzhendeguancha，ranhoumanmandexiangchu，zhiyujieguoruhejiusuiyuanba，xiangyaowobabadequtaohao，neikebuxing。”
chenzhiyuanxiaole，“baobeinveryeyouzijidejiaoao，nijiranbufanganzhanghao，yexuzheishiyigebucuodekaishi。”
songhuimuluyihuo，“zhanghaomeitiguohunyinyishi，yebuzhidaobagenzhanghaotiguomeiyou。”
chenzhiyuandao：“zheiqueshishigewenti，yidingyaozhaojihuiwenyiwen。”
“ba，ma，zheishinimenjiubuyongcaoxinle。”chenruonanningshengdao：“woshaohoujiuqutiaopo，wanghoubuyongzangzheyezhele。”
“yehao！”fuqiliangrendianlediantou。
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