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第1章
“jiangjun，douzhunbeihaole！”
暴雪夜，梵音山。
jianglingxushenpikaijialvwuqianjingbingzhanzaiaokou，dengdaofuxiao，tamenbianhuiyijugongdamanyizhujun。
ruonengshengli，tamenjiunenglikaizhushousanniandeguidifang，huidaojingchengqujianjiaren！shengsizhikanzheiyizhan！
“bunengqu！qianmiandoushimaifuwo！”
aipangdenaiwapaipaiyibai，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，conghoushandeshulinlizuanchulai。
tabijiandongdetonghong，shengyinruannuodecaizhebanmigaodejixue，chadiandiaojinxuekeng，“qu，jiudouyaosidiaola！”
“nishisheijiadewawa，zenmehuipaodaozheier，zheilihenweixian，kuaihuiqu！”
jianglingxuningmei，dengzheshenbianfujiang，lianshouwucuntiedewawadounengmodaotamenhoufang，jingtiyishini？
jiangpanpanqiazheduanduandeshouzhi，meiyoubandianhaipadezoudaojianglingxumianqian，zhangkaigebo，naihuhudeliuzhebiti，cuishengshengdehanzhe，“diedie，bao！wozongsuanzhaodaonile，xinghaohailaideji！”
jianglingxubuganzhixindeditou，xiayishiwanyaobanaiwabaozaihuaili。
takanzhenaiwameiyujianshuxidemoyang，sangyinfadoudewen，“nijiaowoshenme？”
“爹爹！”
jiangpanpanxinlitoutoufanzhebaiyan，badongjiangdeshousaidaojianglingxupifengxiaqunuan，biyinmenmendeshuo：“nilijiachuzhengqianlianggeyue，niangqinjiuhuaizheshenyun，tapayingxiangni，bianshizhongmanzhe，xiangdengnihuidaojingchengjinijingxi。kepanpandouyijingsansuila！diehaimeiyouhuilai，wosuanchuniyouweixian，jiutoutoupaolaizhaodiediele！”
“wolikaijiadeshihou，jiniangliushuxinge！”
“danshihuiqu，ruonianghaiyaodawopigu，diediekeyaohuzhewo！woshiweilejiunicaipaochulaide！”
jiangpanpanduzhezui，xiangqilinzhejiechideniangqin，zhijuedebeihoufaliang。
tangtangxuanxuelaozu，dujieshibai，daizhejiyitoutaichengnaiwadoubusuancan，mingmingnengqiahuisuan，jingtonggezhongfajuedaofa，dongdequlibihai，youzhefengxionghuajidemingge，queyouniangqinriridingzhexiegongke，beishici，ruoshijiaoqitatongxiuzhidao，pashiyaoxiaodiaodaya！
jianglingxutingdaotadehua，yijingxinleduoban。
zheisannian，tagenjingchengxianshaoyoushuxinlaiwang，kenaiwasuoshuodejijiansuoshidoushipangrensuochatanbudaode，zongranshidijunjianglingxiangbanfapailaidetanzi，yeduanranbuhuixuanzerucizhuoliedefangshi。
“jiangjun，zanmenhaiyaobuyao......”
fujiangkanzhejiangpanpan，tachuanzhexuediaorongdepifeng，liandanhongtongtongde，dengzheyanjingruxiantongxiafan。
jiangpanpanqidedalegepenti，“nimendejihuadingzaifuxiao，manyidouduozaiyingzhanghoumiandeshanposhang，zhidengzhenimenzitouluowangla！buxin，wozhengmingjinimenkan！”
taqiazhinianzhefajue，duizheshulinmengdipaiguoqu。
jitouyezhusihouzhepaoxiangshanpoxiadeyingdi，zongshitamenzhuangdaolewushuyingzhang，doubujianyigemanyipaochulai。
jianglingxuxinsiyichen，“chejun！”
“ruoshimeiyoumaifu，pingkongzaoyuyezhutouxi，gaiqunqiweigong，ketamenrucianjing，zhengmingyingdikongwuyiren，qiebuyuanweilejitouyezhuyingxiangbushu，womendejihuabeixielule！”jianglingxuhaodaishishenjingbaizhandejiangjun，shuoba，bianbaozhejiangpanpanhuidaoyingdi，“ni......jiaopanpan？”
yingdilidegouhuonuanhonghongde。
jiangpanpancuozheliandan，baozhekaohongshu，qingqingbakaipi，yaoleliangkou，“ng，niangshuopanzhediediezaoxiehuilai。”
“nishiruhezhidaotamenyouzhunbei？”
jianglingxutaishoutitacadiaozuibiandetangzi，bazuihoushidebeizigaizaitadeshenshang。
“我算出来的。”
jiangpanpantaochuxiubailizangzhedesanmeitongqianheyigeguiqiao，deyidetaiqixiaba，“wogangchushengdeshihou，youlaoshenxianzaimenglijiaode，henzhunde。suiranniangbuxuwogaosubieren，dandiedieshinengzhidaode！”
jingchengdeanliuyongdong，zhuduoshilidouzaianzhongjiaojing。
jiangpanpandenengnairuoshichuanchuqu，kendinghuichengweizhengqiangdemubiao。
jiangjunfudelaoxiaodoubatabaohudehenhao，congbuhuirangtabaoluzaiwairendeshiyexia。liushizuichubuxinnverhuizhanbu，kejiangpanpanjicideyuyanhebusuanrangjiangjunfubikailemiedingzhizai，tayebudebuxin。
“diedierengsanmeitongqian，panpanjinisuansuan！”
naiwapantuizuozaichuangtou，laoshenzaizaideqiazhiheyan。
jianglingxuguishishenchadenaqisanmeitongqian，rengzaidishang，liangmeichaoshang，yimeichaoxia。
jiangpanpanmiqiyanmou，batongqianshoulongrengdaoguiqiaozhongyaohuang，zuiliniantaozhefajue，zaipingkongpaoqi，daizhongxinzhengkaiyan，tapiezhezhongnianjiangjunmeixinfanqineimoxiemeidehongsexuewu，haiyouwanjianruoyousiwudehongxian，jifengdegouqichunjiao，“jingranyouxiexiugandingzhewodiedie！”
“diediesanrinei，jiunengdashengzhang，banshihuichao。”
jiangpanpanyouxiekunjuandebazaijianglingxudehuaili，“wangdong，mingritianliangjiuqu，zhuyiraokaihebian。”
“lianggeshichenjiunengdesheng。”
“qiongkoumozhui，zhuyisishilichuanzheqingsekaijiade，liuhuokou，daihuijingcheng。”
泄露天机过多。
jiangpanpanshuobabianhunshuiguoqu，tadizhejianglingxudejianbang，liuzhekoushui，dazheweiruodehansheng。
jianglingxuqingshouqingjiaodebanaiwafangdaochuangshang，jizhutafangcaishuodejijuhua，zaitianliangqian，zhaojifujianghewuqianjingbingliangjiang，yizuikuaidesuduzhongxinbushu，bayinggongda。
daijiangpanpanzhengwuxinglai，tingdaowaimianyoulanglangxiaosheng。
taxiankaiyingzhangdelianman，kandaojianglingxukaijiashangzhanzhexueji，daizheyipifuluhuilai。
“爹爹！”
jiangpanpanpaoguoqu，xiangshixiaoyanzibanfeipudaotahuaili。
jianglingxushuangshoubaozhejiangpanpandeyexia，batagaogaojuqi，zhuanleliangquan，lianshangjieshicanlandexiaorong，“diedeguainver！dahuoquansheng！zanmennenghuijingchengle！”
taanzhaojiangpanpansuoshuo，zaijiasidedijunlifaxianlemanyierhuangzi，batashengqin。
zhiyaoyouerhuangzizuoweirenzhi，manyibianbuganzailuandong。
duanqinei，jueduibuhuizaiyoufenzheng！
“恭喜将军！”
fujiangmengaoshengqinghe，mianlukexideshuo：“ruoshicikenengyoumeijiuheyewei，gaiyouduohao！zhikexi，zanmenzaicidikundunsannian，bieshuoshirouxing，lianshupidoukuaiyaochidechabuduole！”
“吃树皮？”
jiangpanpanmozheduzi，takebunengchi！
“diedie，houshanyouliangkecantiandashu，shudixiayouliangmeisanjiaoshi，bankaishitouyoudongkou，dongliyoujiuheyewei！”naiwadeshousuojinxiubaili，feikuaideqiazhisuanzhe，pazaijianglingxudeerduobian，xiaoshengdigu。
jianglingxudengyuanyanjing，zheiyekeyi？
tadangjifenfuqinxinzhiren，quhoushanxunzhao。
“ruoshizhaodao，jiushuocongmanyineichujiaohuoerlai！budeduoyan！”
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