jingxuandeyipianxiandaiyanqingwenzhang《xuanxuetianbaowusuiban，suanmingzhuoguiquanjiachong！》，redufeichanggao，xiaoshuolidezhuyaorenwuyouyeliyehansheng，wucuobanfeichangzhideqidai，zuozheshiyishanluan，wenzhangxiangqing：“shia，wuge，xiaoyunjiushixiangkanyikan，buhuizuoshenmechugedeshi。”wujiayunshenpangdenvhaianfuzhepailepaitadejian，kaikouquandao，chuixiademouzhongqueshanguoyimo……
从警局出来后。
yehanshengkaizhetaxinmaidefalali296，ganwangguanggaopaishedi，benjiushigantonggao，beizheimeyidanwu，juliyuedingshijian，zhishengxialebangexiaoshi。
kanleyandaoshudehongdeng，yehanshengzhijianbunaidiqingdianfangxiangpan，naohaizhongbuzijuedifuxianqifangcaitabaozheyiduilingshihuijingjushi，xiaoguniangguaiqiaodemoyang。
bukuyebunao，jiuzheimekanzhetahuilai，youkanzhetalikai…
xiaogunianggaibuhuizhenyaolunluodaoqugueryuanba？
‘啪’——
“yehansheng，neixiaoguiyoubing，niyeyoubingma？yigepianzi，nidanxintaganma？！”
yehanshengnaonuhuishen，mengpaiyixiafangxiangpan，hongdengbianlv，xiangshigensheijiaojingsidi，jiangmalikaidaozuida，jichierqu。
shoujixiangqi，yehanshengfanzaoqingzelesheng，shenshouqumofangzaifujiashidewaitaokoudai，chudaoshoujidetongshi，haimodaoleyigesanjiaoxingde、zhidicucaodedongxi。
“什么玩意？”
yehanshengdunangzhenachu，xiayishianlejietingjian，tongshikanxiangduochulaideneidongxi。
huangsede、yinyuekejianqizhongyongzhushabihuizhidewenlu，heranjiushineixiaoguixianqianyonglaieta，maiyiwankuaiyigedesanjiaopinganfu。
yehanshengzhoumei，neixiaoguishenmeshihoufangjintakoudaide？weishenmetayidiandoumeichajue？
“wei？hansheng，nidaopaishedilema？”tongshi，shoujichuanlaijiesendexunwensheng。
“我…”
yehanshenggangyaohuihua，yuguangquepiejianduimiandaoluyiliangzhongxingkacheturanwaiwaixiexiedixiangtazhichonglai！
“我去！”
‘peng！’——tianxuandizhuan，anquandaisisilezhutadexiongtang，anquanqinangdanlechulai，chezibeizhuangdizaidishangfanlejigegun，liandaizhehoumiandejiliangjiaochedouduoshanbuji，fashenglezhuiwei。
shoujizaojiuzaibeizhuangjideshunjianfeilechuqu，niansuichengfenmo，yehanshenghuitoutuliandidakaichemen，diediezhuangzhuangpaoxiache。
gaohanbaojingsheng、kuhanshengluanchengyituan，yehanshengzhaolegeyuanlishiguxianchangdeshidunzuoxia，xinyouyujididakoudakouchuanzhecuqi。
takanxiangneiliangkache，dabankachetouqianjinshangpuqiangti，yijingwanquankanbudaojiashizuodeyingzi。
ertahoumiandesiwuliangche，yefashenglebutongchengdudecefan，qizhongzuiyanzhongdedangshutahouyiliang，shiyiliangxiaojiaoche，xiangshibeiyeyajiyabianleside，limianderen……
yehanshengxintiaorulei，shentirenbuzhuduosuozhe，manyandoushihoupa。
“xiansheng？xianshengnimeishiba？”
jiaojingdeguanqiesheng，rangyehanshengzongsuanhuiguoshen，zhanglezhangzui，queshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua，liangmingjiaojingduishileyan，qizhongyirenshangqianjiangtafuqi，“xianshengnibiepa，jiuhucheyijingdaole，ninalishouleshang？keyijiandanmiaoshuxiama？”
yehanshengwanruotixianmuoubanjihushibeibantuozhezou，yanjiaopiejiantadexinche，fujiashiyijihouzuodouposunyanzhong。
zhiyoujiashizuo…lianchemendoumeibianxing。
叶寒声一愣。
这压根不正常！
‘pada’——shenmedongxicongzhangxinhualuo。
ditoukanqu，shisanjiaopinganfu。
fuzhuandieluozaidideshunjian，shunjianhuachengleyiduiheihuisedehuijin，beifengchuisan。
yehanshengdailizaileyuandi。
“先生？”
交警疑惑。
tachuliguoxuduojiaotongshigu，henduochehuoxianchangdebingren，zuiweixiande，fanershineixiekanqilaihuobengluantiaodebingren，neizangshousun，quanpingshenshangxiansudiaozhe，dengzuoyongwan，rendagailvyejiumeile。
muqiandeyehanshenghenfuhezheizhongbiaoxian。
yehanshengmengdihuishen，mianlujiaoji，“jiaojingshushu，ninengjiejiwoliangbaikuaiqianma？nifangxin，woyidinghuihaijini！”
交警：？
……
zaicicongmanggandaojingju，zhangdengshangyijingmeiyoulexiaoguniangdeshenying。
“yexiansheng，nizenmeyouhuilaile？”
zuobiludeminjingjiandaoyehansheng，youxiejingya，youqishixianzaiyehanshengfaxingluanle、yifukutuidoushihui、lianshanghaiyoucashang，kanqilaishifenlangbei。
yehanshengquemeikonghanxuan，hongzheyan，siyazhesangyinwendao：“tani？”
“xiaoguniang？tabeitayeyejiezoule。”
“爷爷？”
yehanshengzhoumei，“wangnabianzoule？”
“chumenyouzhuan…aiaiai！yexianshengnixianzaizheiyangzhendebuyongquyiyuanma？”
minjingzaishenhougaohan，yehanshengchongerbuwen，tuimenkuaibulikai。
taxianzaijiqiedixiangzhidao，zheidaodishizenmehuishi。
shixianzaijiedaoliangcelaihuiqunxun，yehanshengyegubushangzijixianzaimeidaikouzhao，yanzhedaolujingzhiwangqianzouzhe，shixianzaichujidaowanwuguangchangweizhederenqunshi，jiaobuyidun。
takuaibushangqian，jijinrenqun，jiukandaolezhanzaiyiliuqisuixiaonvhaishenqiandeyeli，dunshisonglekouqi。
不过…
yehanshengzhoumei，kanxiangyuyelichengduilizishidedama。
bushishuobeiyeyejiezoulema？xianzaishishenmeqingkuang？
很快。
yehanshengdeyiwendedaolejieda。
“xiaowawa，nizheishizenmehuishi？wodaizhewosunnvhaoduanduandezouzailushang，nibawosunnvguailebushuo，haishuowolaorenjiashirenfanzi！zhenshishifengrixiameitianlile！dajialaipingpinglia！”
shuozhe，damashangqianjiuyaoqubaoyelishenhoudexiaonvhai，quebeiyelilanzhu。
haimeixigaigaodexiaoren，yangtoukanzhedama，heibaifenmingdemouzitouzhejifenlingli，zhoushensanfazheyiguhunrantianchengdedalaoqishi。
damabeikandemomingdanhan，xiayishitingxiajiaobu，buganshangqian。
“liumei，anchengguanganxianren，56sui，sanshiernianlaigongguaimaiertongchaobairen，zaochengyibaisanshiyuhujiatingpolie，qilizisan。”
yelisangyinruannuoquebingleng，“nidiyigemaidehaizi，jiushinidenver…”
yuanbenkanrenaoderenqun，zaiyelixishuzhemianqianzhongnianfunvdezuixingshi，shenqingyezhujianningzhongqilai，tianpingbuzijuedipianxiangxiaoguniang。
shenzhiyijingyourentoutounachushouji，zhunbeibaojing。
yehanshengmeidong，xianzaitadoulizhiyouyiduidachezhaodelingqian，takanzheyeli，moudishanguoyimotanjiu。
jiuzaidamabeiyelishuochudehuazhendaoyakouwuyanshi，renqunzhongturanzouchuleyizhongniannanzi，tayibazhuazhuleyelidejianbang。
“baobao，babazhongyuzhaodaonile！dougennishuolezhanzaiyuandi，babatinghaochejiulaizhaoni，nizhendeshihesiwole！”
zhongniannanrenwanxiayao，liangzhishousisianzhuyelijianbang，zaizhongrenkanbudaodedifang，luchuyimoxionghen，zaiciqishenshi，lianshangyijinghuifulexianqiandeyiliandanxin。
buhaoyisididuidamaxiaolexiao。
“duibuzhua，xiaohaizizuijinxihuankanlvshiju，shibushijiuxuelitoudeyanyuan，beixiqiguguaidetaici。”
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