zuixinxiaoshuo《xingxingwujia》,zhujiaoshilushensuya,youyelinpiaoxiangchuangzuo。zheibenxiaoshuozhengtijiegoushejijingqiao,xinlimiaoxiexinidaowei,luojiganqiang。gushiqingjiediedangqifu,rangrentongkuailinli。feichangzhidetuijian!「bushizheiyangde!shitamenhaisilewodexiaoxing!」neifurenchongerbuwen,faxiezhesangzizhitong。woquansuozaidishangxiang……
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erzishengridangtianlaopocheyeweigui,tazhiyiyaozhaomama,jingcongyangtaishizuzhuiluo。
wohuangluanzhongjiqizifaxinxi,huanlaidequeshilengbingbingdehuifu:
「mangzheni,biefanwo!」
wangzheerzihunshendexue,wobeitongyujue,hunleguoqu。
dengwoqingxinghou,faxianlaopodenanmishuzaipengyouquangengxinledongtai:
「yuanmeigenanhaidouyoushuyuzijidetianshi!」
zhaopianshangyiweishenzhexingganxizhuangdenanrenbeihongqunnvlangyongpibiantiaodou。
nvrendaizhewanshengjieneitianerziqinshouzuodemianju。
tajingranshiwodelaoposuya!
1.
「jinjiqiangjiu!duochuguzhebanneichuxue,likeshoushu!」
yihurenyuantuizhedanjiachongxiangshoushushi,wobeilanzaimenwai。
kanzheerzishanghenleileideshenquhaiyaojingshoushoushudaodezhemo,woxinrudaojiao。
buzhizendeguanxiadabanpingliejiu,shitumabizijideshenjing。
manzhangdengdaihou,shoushushidamendakai。
yishengyaotoudeneiyike,wodeshijiehongranbengta。
「bu!zheibukeneng!nimenzheixiezhuanjialianhaizidoujiubuhuilai?」
woguidaozaidi,muguangdaizhidiwangzhetuichudebingchuang。
「woyeyechuzijiandeyiyuanjiupeiyangchunimenzheizhongyongyi?yigehaizidoubaobuzhu!」
wobaonuzhixiapuxiangyisheng,yiquandasuiletadebiliang,xianxuejianlemanshou。
「xianshenglengjing!qingninjieai!kuaijiaobaoan!」
beizhifuhou,wowangzheneibaibuxiaxiaoxiaodelunkuo,hunshenzhandoubuzhi。
xiaoxingtangzaineili,bingliangdexiaoshoujinwochengquan,fangfozaiwushengdikongsuwodewuneng。
我俯身抱住他:
「baobeibiepa,bababangninuanhenuanhe,henkuaijiunenghuijiale。」
「xiansheng,ninxuyaoxinliyisheng,wozheijiuquqingzhurenlai。」
xiangqiyeyejiangwozhuchujiamenshideyanshen,wogengjiabengkui:
「gun!nimenzheixiefeiwu!mingmingshuoyouxiwangde!weishenmejiubuhuowoerzi!」
wosihouzhe,zhidaobeizhushezhendingjixianruheian。
「baba...baba...」
heianzhongchuanlaierzidehuhuan,quexunbujiantadeshenying。
「babayaohaohaohuozhe,xiaoxingbuxiangkanninanguo,yidingyaokaikaixinxinde...」
congbingfangxinglai,jiqierzideyiyuan,woqiangchengzhekaishizhunbeizangli。
zheishi,laopomishuchengziqiandepengyouquanyoutiaochuxinxiaoxi:
「yuanmeigenanhaidouyoushuyuzijidetianshi!」
zhaopianzhongchuanxizhuangdenanrenbeihongqunnvlangyongpibianxinong。
woruzaoleiji,shoujishuaizaidishangsuichengbaban。
neihongqunnvlangsuidaizhemianju,danneimianjushiwoheerziqinshouzuode,shiwolaoposuya!
zhengyaozhiwenta,chengziqianyoufalaiyiduanshipin。
huamianli,suyachuanzheyanlidehongqun,hejigenanmozaijiubatieshenrewu。
tazongshuoyaowomenfuzixunguidaoju,zijiquezaiwaimianrucifangzong。
【shenge,yajiejintianshengripayaohewomenyiqitiaowu,niyinggaibuhuichicuba?】
【meixiangdaonijianeiweikanzhetinggaolengde,sixiazheimefangdekai,niliangganqingkendingtebiehaoba?】
wozhijiebotongdianhua,nuhoudao:
「chusheng!yazidangshenmemishu,buzhilianchi!exinbuexin!」
dianhuaneitouchuanlaisuyadelengxiao:
「lushen,nishibushifengle?renjiagangshengzhi,nijiuzaoyaowumie,haibuganjinguolaidaoqian!」
「yihouxiaoxingyaoshixuenizheiyangyishenyigui,wojuebuqingrao!」
程子谦带着哭腔:
「yajie,womenzaojiujieshule,buzhidaoshengeweishenmezongshizhenduiwo。」
「woweilegongzuokeyifangxiashenduan,danwoyeshigenanren,yeyaomianzide!」
2.
wolengxiao,yuanlaizheinanrenzhudongjiawohaoyoushizaoyouyumou。
我一拳砸在墙上:
「suya,nidefengliuyunshiwolandeguan!nizhibuzhidaoxiaoxingdengnidengdaojidian?」
「neigemianjushixiaoxingwanshengjieqinshoujinizuode,nijingrandaizhetahebiedenanrendiaoqing!」
苏雅厉声呵斥:
「lushennibiexuekoupenren!shibushinizongzaixiaoxingmianqianshuowohuaihua,cairangtabutinghua!」
「wodaizhebangrenzhantaizenmele?niyinggaijiaodaoxiaoxingyaodongdeganen,erbushixiangnizheiyangxiaodujichang!」
我小肚鸡肠?
nineibianzidoukuailejinrenjiabozile!
shibushinatianhaiyaoganendaosongshangzijideshenzi!
shuodeguanmiantanghuang,weishenmecongbuchoukongpeipeierzi?
woxiangqineiwan,erzikuzhewenwo:
「baba,mamashibushixianqixiaoxingsongdeliwu?」
「mamayidinghentaoyanxiaoxing,suoyicaiconglaibupeiwoguoshengriduima?」
erzishenchushuangshou,**deshouzhibumanle**shiliuxiadeshanghen。
shoubeishanghailiuzhejidaoshenshendeba,doushitashenyetoutouzuoshougongshibuxiaoxinhuashangde。
suyaqidezhijiebamianjushuaizaidishangcaisui,suipianluozaixiaoxingdejiaobian。
「mamaqiunibiezheiyang!xiaoxingyihouyidingtinghua!xiaoxingbaozhengguaiguaide!」
woxiangzuzhi,quebeitayibatuikai,hounaozhuangzaichajishangliuxue。
「doushiniguanzhexiaoxingwanzheixiemeiyongde!xiaoxingdeqiantunifudeqizerenma?」
「woxinkuzhuanqian,chulejixiaoxingzuihaodejiaoyu,haiyaoyangnizheigechengshibuzudefeiwu!nidaodimingbumingbai!」
hongshuixiaoxinghou,wochileshuangbeideanmianyao,zhongyushuizhe。
dianhua**jingxingwo:「shenge,xiaoxingcongloushangshuaixialaile,nikuailaia!」
3.
woshuangtuifaruan,diediezhuangzhuangchongjinweiguanderenqun。
xiaoxingmiansecanbai,zuichunfazi,shoulijinwozheweizhiwandeshengriweijin。
jiuzaijixiaoshiqian,wohaiqinwentadeetou,dayingmingtianpeitayiqizhaomama。
邻居们叹息着:
「taicanle,wozailouxialiugoushihaitingjiantahanmama...zenmejiuzheiyangle?」
「zhiqianxiaoxingmahaitousushuotiantaibugaishangsuo,xianzaikaifanglefandaohailexiaoxing,zhenshizaohuanongrena...」
wozuozaijiuhucheli,kanzheranzhexuedeweijin,zaiwangxianghunmibuxingdeerzi。
laotianye!nifangguowoerziba!yaonajiunawodeming,biepengwodexiaoxing!
...
woshouzaishoushushiwai,butingjisuyafaxinxi、dadianhua,tazhishuo「zaikaihui」。
xiaoxingzaishoushutaishangshengsiweibu,taquehemishudianluandaofengbuzhitiandiweihewu,haigennanmotieshenrewu。
我咆哮着:
「suyanizheigechusheng!niweishenmeyaokaifangtiantai,zenmeshuaisidebushini!」
「kelianxiaoxinghaiyizhixiangzheni,shuaixialaishihaizaihanni!nihaiwoxiaoxing!」
「niyoubingbalushen!wobenlaixianghanjiadaixiaoxingqupanyan,duanliandanliang,naxiangnizhengtianjiaotazheixiemeiyongdedongxi!」
suyamawan,lenglengdishuo:
「lushen,nizhenshiyongxinxiane,weilebiwohuijia,lianzijierzidouliyong。woduinizaojiusixinle,danxiaoxingyizhibanidangbaba,nizuzhoutasi,nihaishirenma?」
「shaozaizheizhuanyizhongdian,ganjinqujimingxuanpeilidaoqian。yaobushinijiuchanbuxiu,woyebuhuihemingxuanfenkai。niqiantataiduo,zheishiwozuihouyicijinggao!」
tingzhemangyin,wotanzuozaidishang,juewangdebishangleyanjing。
shiniandexiangshouxiangai,wobugujiazufandui、qingjinsuoyoudiqulesuya。
weilezhaoguxiaoxing,wofangqileshiyedanglequanzhibaba。congyigegaoguanlunluodaomeitianweizhehaizizhuandejiatingzhufu,wofuchudebujinshishiyehezunyan,gengshizhenggerensheng。
meitianmianduizhelengbingbingdejia,kanzhesuyayuelaiyuepinfandeyingchou,wodejiaolvyitianbiyitianyanzhong。
zhengsuzhengsudishimian,kaozheyaowucainengmianqiangrushui。
kesuyani?tacongbuzaiyiwodebengkui,zhihuichaoxiaowomeiyong、nuoruo,shuowobazijigaodexianggeshenjingbing。
daotoulailuoge「jiuchanbuxiu」demaming。
hairangxiaoxingchengleweixizheiduanposuihunyindexishengpin。
3.
wofumuburenxin,rangchuyikuaifengshuibaodijixiaoxing。
wobuyuanrangxiaoxingzhangmianyuneipianhuangliangzhidi,mashanglianxileshiqudebinyiguan。
suyaqueturandalaidianhua:
「lushen!nizhenshibuzhihaodai!yizhouledoumeiqugenmingxuandaoqian,nishibushizhenxianglihun?」
「xing,gennizheizhongmeijiaoyangdenanrenjiehun,zhihuihuilexiaoxingdeweilai,buruchenzaofenlesuanle!」
「nizainaer?kuairangwogenxiaoxingshuojuhua,woyaobatajiehuilai!」
woqingfuzheguhuiheshangxiaoxingdeheibaizhaopian:「shibinyiguan。」
suyadeshengyinchongmannuyi:「nihaizaiwanzheizhongbaxi?yanshangyinle?」
「nizheiyangdefuqingenbenbupeidaixiaoxing,zhengtianmanzuihuangyan!」
yiqunshenzhesangfuderencongwomianqianjingguo,wolengmodishuo:
「bulaidehua,zheijiushinizuihouyicijiandaoxiaoxingdejihuile。」
suyazasuilebangongshidehuaping,zhoumadao:
「**zhenshifengle!dengzhe,niyaoshiganshuahuayang,jiusuanxiaoxingqiuqingyejiubuleni!」
bolichuangyingchuwodemoyang,etoushangdeshangbazhengningkebu。
xiaoxingzaiyebuhuiyongtawenroudexiaoshouqingfuwodeshangkou,changzheneishouzhiyudetongyaole。
gongzuorenyuanqingshenganweizhewo,bawodexiaoxingdaizoule。yedaizoulewozuihoudexiwang。
泪水终于决堤。
zheiduanshijian,woyizhiqiangzhuangzhending,buyuanjieshouxiaoxingyijinglishideshishi。
「tianna~shenge,nizheiyanjiyetailihaile,jingranpaodaozheizhonghuiqidedifanglai!」
chengziqianyishengaodingxizhuang,louzhesuyadeyao,wuzhebizixianqidishuo。
suyasuiranxizhesijinzheyan,danlingkoubianyuanyiranluchuaimeidehonghen。
她傲慢地俯视着我:
「lushennitairangwoshiwangle,gongsizhaobiaozheimezhongyaodechanghedoubuyuanyichuxi,xinghaomingxuanyuanyibangmang,tadexiongjinbinikuanguangduole!」
「biezaizhuangshennongguile,xiaoxingdaodizaina?nizheiyangzhetengta,shixiangbatabifengma?」
chuansangfuderenmenfenfencemu,dishengyilun:
「zheishinaonachu?zaizheizhongdifanghunao,taibuxianghuale!」
「keliandehaizi,youzheizhongbatadangchoumadefuqin,haiburumeiyou!」
chengziqianguzuozitai,tigaoyinliang:
「shengenixiangduole,woheyajiezaojiujieshule。nihenwowozhidao,woyuanyicongcixiaoshi,zhiqiunifangxiaoxinghuilai。」
tazheifanhuafenmingshizaianshiwofeifajujinhaizi,wonubukee,yibazhangchouzaitalianshang:
「jiwogun!zhuangshenmewugu!dangchuguyijiejinwodeshihouzenmebushuozheixie?」
xiangqitazaigongsilouxiajiazhuangouyu,sichanlandayaojiawolianxifangshideyangzi,wojiufanwei!
chengziqianwuzhelianjiaku,neiqunkanrenaoderenfengyongerzhi。
suyafumozhetadelian,yanzhongshanzhehanguang,turanyijierguangbawodadaozaidi。
dishangdejishuidaoyingchuwolangbeideyangzi,zuijiaoshenxue,yikedaixuedeyachidiaozaiwushuili。
「lushen,nizheigefengzi!gandamingxuan,nijiushige**!」
「ganjinbaxiaoxingjiaochulai,woyaogennilihun!rangmingxuanlaizhaoguta!」
woxinrudaojiao,lenglengdidingzhezheiduigounannv:
「suyanizheige**!xiaoxingneiwanquzhaoni,congtiantaidiaoxiaqule!doushinirangrenkailedingloudemen!」
womengdipushangquqiazhutadebozi:「nizheigesharenfan,woyaonijixiaoxingchangming!」
chengziqianconghoumianlachewo,suyayijiaotizhongwodefubu。
「ninaoziyoubingba!yajiegenwozaiyikuaierdeshihou,xiaoxingzenmekenengchushi?nibianxiahuayebudongdongnaozi!」
「bujiushitazhaowobanggemang,danwulenimenfuziguoshengrima?worencuohaibuxing,nikuaibaxiaoxinghaijiwomen!」
kanrenaoderenyuejuyueduo,neihubansangshidezouchuyiweimanlianleihendefuren。
tajiuzhuwodeyilingwangqiangshangzhuang:
「wojiahaiziweilejiuerzisile!nini?baerzidangchengyaoxieqianqidewuqi,nihaishigenanrenma!」
「bushizheiyangde!shitamenhaisilewodexiaoxing!」
neifurenchongerbuwen,faxiezhesangzizhitong。
woquansuozaidishangxiangsuyaqiujiu,taquelouzhechengziqianlengyanpangguan。
4.
「住手!」
binyiguangongzuorenyuannuhou:
「zheilishihuozangchang,bushirangnimennaoshide!」
wozaigongzuorenyuanchanfuxiamianqiangzhanqi,youyintouyunmuxuanshuaidao。
suyakanleyanshijian:「zuihouwenniyibian,xiaoxingzaina?biezaiwanzheixiebaxi!」
「nizaihunao,wojiubaojingzhuani!」
taturanluchuyinxiandexiaorong:「lujiadashaoyejinjianyu,laoyezipashiyaoqidebeiguoqiqu。」
「mingxuan,tabayiqianshuowogaopanbuqi,xianzaihaole,taerzichenglesharenfan。」
woxinrusihui,yuanlaisuyayizhijihenzhefuqindexiuru,bawodangchengfuchoudeqizi。
dengwohejiazuduanjuelaiwang,shiqujiazhihou,jiupobujidaidihejiuqingrenzhongxiuyuhao......
gongzuorenyuanbunaifandihoudao:
「luxiaoxingdejiashuzainali,ganjinguolaibanlishouxu!zainaoshijiujiaobaoanle!」
suyaxiangchongshangqian,beiwoyibalanzhu,tanaonudidengzhegongzuorenyuan:
「nimenshibushigaocuole?shenmeluxiaoxing?bieluanlai,xiaoxinwotousunimen!」
gongzuorenyuannudao:「biehunao!zaizheiyangwomashangjiaobaoan!zheishibinyiguan,qingzhuyichanghe!」
「bukenengde...qianjitianhaihuobengluantiaode,zenmehui...」
suyanannanziyu,shenshouyaoqunaguhuihe,chengziqianlikelazhutadeyixiu。
「yajiebiezheji,lengjingdian!shuobudingshilujiadebaxi,zhaorenyanxipiannini!」
「nishuodedui,yilujiadeshouduan,zheizhongshiyebushizuobuchulai!」
suyahenhenjiuzhuwodelingzi,yanzhongdehuaiyizhuanweifennu。
「koukoushengshengshuogenlujiaduanlelianxi,xianzaidaohao,yiqilaipianwo!wozhixiangyaoxiaoxing,buxiangpeinizheigekuoshaoyeyanxi!」
wotongkudibishangyan,tadebuxinrenrangwoxinrudaojiao。
「woshizhenxinyaogenniguorizide,lianjialideyiqiedoubuyaole,nizenmejiubuxinwoni?」
「suya,nikanqingchu,zheijiushixiaoxingdeguhui...tazhendezoule。」
「fangpi!niyaoshibushuoshihua,woxianzaijiubaojing,jiushuoninvedaixiaohai!」
suyachenjiqiangzouguhuihe,sihubuganmianduixianshi,shuangshouzhandouzhedabukaigaizi。
「kuaibawoerzihaijiwo!nipingshenmegenwoqiangxiaoxing!tiantianshuoaita,niliandangdiedezerendoumeijinguo!」
「aiyouwei!guniangkuaibaguhuijizheiweixianshengba!zheikeshiyaozaobaoyingdea!」
「滚开!」
suyazhongyudakaihezi,kandaolimiandeguhuihoulijiheshang,zhidaopiejianxiaoxingdeyizhaocaibengkuidaku。
「lushen!daodifashengshenmeshile?xiaoxingtazenmehui...」
chengziqianpieleyanguhuihe,zuijiaoweiyang,taochushoujibotongdianhua。
「yajie,zheinanrenkendingshibaxiaoxinghaisile,womenbixutixiaoxingtaogeshuofa!」
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