《xiangyecunshao》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo，jirenkanbugoudeganjue。jianiaowangsuiranmeiyouhualidecizao，danshigushiqifudiedang，nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng，zhujiaoweiweidayongshenqinghe。xiaoshuojingxuan:“hao！”henkuaiweidayongbianbashuidaodiao，cagandimian，shunbianyoubazixingchecongwaimiantuileyuanzi。ganhuodeshihou，haibuxiaxunsi，keganwanyihou，nei……
jianweidayongdizhetoukengua，yebushuohua，qinyizhidao，weidayongkendingshibuhaoyisile。
dakaiweidayongdaihuilaideheisesuliaodai，jiandaolimiandedongxi，likejingyaqilai，“dayong，wojiujileniwubai，nizenmemailezheimeduodongxia？”
“jiudangshiwozheidanggedeyifenxinyihaole。”
wenyan，qinyideyandouxiaowanle，chaikaiyitaoneiyi，dangzheweidayongdemianhuanglehuang，yiweishenzhangdao：“nizheidanggede，haitingtiexinma，daxiaokanzhejiuheshi！”
weidayonglaolianyihong，liaoxiaguapi，“renjiazheishizuidahao，woyebuzhidaohebuheshijiumaile，yaoshimeishashi，woxianhuiqule。”
“zheimezhejiganma，zaichikuai，shunbiangenyilalagua！”
qinyilazhuweidayongzhijieanzailemazhashang，shunbianfangxiayifu，younayikuaixiguasaijinletadeshouli。
erhouyoulalegemazhazuozaileweidayongduimian，“wodoutingnisaozishuole，zayang，zheihuiquchenglizhaodaogongzuomei？”
duiweidayongeryan，zheichunchunjiushinahubukaitinahu。
kuseyaotou，“mei……meibiye，meizheng，meirenyao！”
啪！
qinyishijingyipaidatui，yingzheweidayongcuoedeyanshen，gaoxingdao：“taihaole！”
tayaozhencongchenglizhaodaogongzuo，hainengkandeshangzijialiguohun，haidaizhegetuoyoupingdeguinvma？
suoyishuo，weilezijinveryihoudexingfu，takeweishiyoupayongziguodeku，youpayongzikailuhu。
sihuyeyishidaozijitaijidong，shuotutulezui，qinyiganmangrenzhegaoxing，buchongdao：“qinyibushineiyisi，woshijuedeba，quchenglidagong，buruzijinongdianmaimai，nixianga，nikeshizancuntouyigedaxuesheng，nanengqujibierendagong？”
weidayongmianpiyichou，“wozenmeganjueninjiushineiyisini？”
“zheihaizi，nikeshiwonaidade，genwoqinerziyoushaqubie，dangmadenengbupannihaoma？”qinyiguaichenyixiao，suijiwangqiankaolekao，shenmidao：“congzuoerwojiukaishixiang，nicaizenmezhe，wozheisilaixiangqu，haizhenjinixiangleyigehaomaimai！”
weidayongbuzhigaikuhaishigaixiao，danhaizhenxiangtingtingqinyiyoushenmedutejianjie。
bijing，qishitaxianzai，chuledangyishengwaiyemeishenmehaozhuyi。
zhizheneiyimusanfendibaoshi，baoyibeiziyebujiandebaochushenmemingtang。
“那您说说！”
“buyua，kaoshanchishan，kaoshuichishui，zanzheiaizhexuanhuihe，yaoshinongtiaochuan，kendingzhengqian。
erqiewoniangjianidajiubujiushibuyudeme，wodainiquzhaota，nineimecongming，kendingyixuejiuhui！
daoshihourangnidajiu，bangmangnongtiaochuan，nidayu，shuxinzaijiakanhaizi，woqubangnimai！”
qianmiandaoshishuodehaitingkaopu，kedaohoumian，yuetingyuebuduiwei。
yanchouzhetahaiyaojixushuoxiaqu，weidayongzhongyuzuobuzhule，likeqishengaoci。
“aiaiai，zheihaizi，wohaimeishuowanni，tingwode，zanjiazheixiaorizibujiuhaoqilailema？
chouxiaozi，nijiwohuilai！”
“ma，nixiaodiansheng，baobaodoukuairangnichaoxingle。”
tingzhenverdeshengyincongliwuchuanlai，qinyizhihaofangqilequzhuiweidayong。
nazhedongxijinlewu，zheishishuxinyijingzuoleqilai，kusedao：“wogangcaidoutingdaole，renjiayongzigeshidaxuesheng，nirangrenjiaqudayu，neibushizijiangshenfenma？
haiyoua，yihoubuxunizaishangganzherenjiale，gaodeniguinvhaoxiangchuletameirenyaoside！”
“nizhidaogepi，zaoqizaicaidiwojiugenniqinghesaozishuole，tayeyouxinrangnijinmen。
zaishuole，zenmejiujiaozijiangshenfen？dayuzenmele，dayudaxiaoyeshigelaoban，zonghaoguoqujirenjiadagong。”
qinyifanfanbaiyan，suijijiangweidayongmaihuilaidedongxidijilenver，“zijikanba，yaoshuoneixiaoziduinimeiyisi，fanzhengdasiwodoubuxin。
nixiangxiang，sheijiajinxinyi，songshuiyide，zheishiyaoshuininishayatou，nizenmehaibumingbai？”
shuozhe，qinyiturantanlekouqi，“yeshinanweizheihaizile，shangdaxueneihuierzancunsheibushudamuzhi，kexianzaini，turanbeirendachengzhiwuren，haibeixuexiaokaichuxueji，nagebeihoubuyilun？manzhedajiabushipacunzhangshangmenbizhai，neishipacunlineiyizhangzhangchouzuia！”
shuozhe，takanxianglenver，quejianduifangzaojiudingshangleyizhangdahonglian，“zale，buhuiyoushaoleba，yaobuwobayongzijiaohuilai？”
shuxinxiudeyanleidoukuaixialaile，“ma，nikuaibieshuole，wodoukuaimeilianjianrenle！”
“youyouyou，haizidoushengle，nihaiyiweizijishigehuanghuadaguinva，youshenmehaohaisaode，wokegaosuni，guozheicunmeizheidian，zheijianshinibixutingmade，shizaibuxing，zanjiuxianbashengmizhuchengshufan，bashijibanle！”
shuowan，qinyiyanjingyimi，sihuyijingxiangdaoleshenmehaozhuyi。
……
weidayongjijihuidaojia，zhijiejiubamenchale。
buguoqinyidehua，daoshidakailetadesilu。
shangwuneitongyudoukuaisile，yonglingqiziyangguohoulikebiandehuobengluantiao，ruguodijiashouyixiekuaisideyu，ranhounonghuankuailezaijiadianqianmaichuqu。
yifanyizheng，qianjiudaoshoule。
erqiezheimaimaibujinkuai，haimeiduodachengben，nongdehao，yitianxialaikendingyebushaozheng。
zuizuizuizhongyaodeshi，ruciyilai，duiyuzijixiuliandesuduyehuiyousuotisheng。
bijing，shunengshengqiao，yongdeduolecaihuizengzhang。
chucizhiwai，tahainengbalingqifuzhedaocaishang，suiranbuxiangyuneiyanghaomai，danyebimeiyouqianga！
zheiyangxiangzhe，weidayongyijingtuimenjinlewu。
cike，shenqingheyijinghuanhaoxinyizuozailekangshang。
liangtiaosiheizhangtuicuxijunyun，qizhitishenglebuzhiyigedangci，taganjue，kongpajintianyushangdeneiweixuejielailedoudeganbaixiafeng。
dangran，yebushishuoxuejiebupiaoliang，zhuyaoshijirendeganjuebutaiyiyang。
weidayongzhijueyanqianyiliang，“wodetiana，zheihaishiwosaozima？zheibushixiannvma？”
shenqinghelianjiafatang，“bie……biehushuobadao，paoleyishangwuyeleileba？ganjinshangkangshuijueba！”
zaoyexile，yifuyechuanle，taganjuezheiyangshuo，suiranhanxuleyidian，danweidayongyinggainengmingbaizijidexinsi。
ranhouzijishunshuituizhou，yebuyongtaiganga。
weidayongxiaodehebulongzui，jiransaozichuanlezijimaideyifu，jiuzhengmingtoukantaxizaoneijianshisuanshiguoqule。
“bulei，jiannichuanshanghaoyifuzheimepiaoliang，wojiuganjuequanshenchongmanleliliang，degengjianulile，zhengquzaodianbazanjiadeyijutianman，yihourangnihuanzhehuayangdechuan，xianmusibieren！”
“xiashuoshenme，ganjinshangkangba！”
shenqinghexiudeyanleidoukuaixialaile，yagenbugantaitouqukanweidayong。
“zhenbulei，niyaoleijiuxianshuiba，woquqiangjiaodecaiyuanzikankan，yanjiuyanjiuzaikaidiandi，duozhongdiancaimaiqian！”shuowan，weidayongbianxingchongchongdechulewu。
touguochuanghu，jiujianweidayongchulewujiunashangtiexian，dingzheritoukaishizaicaiyuanqianmianmailidefandi。
yishijian，shenqinghezhenggerendoumengle。
wuliyoudidengzhetakai，tatata……juranqukaiwaimiandedi？
tashizhenbudong，haishijiabudong？
bushishuochuguonvpengyouma？
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