xiaoshuo《xieyichuyu》,benshuzhongdedaibiaorenwushizhouqinluqingjun。gushineirongqimeierquzhe,shizuozhedashenbolichazisuoxie,wenzhanggenggai:luqingjunzhizheluchendeshouzhidouyouxiezhandou:“nifangpi!wohezhouqinmeiyidianguanxi,zainiyanli,nijiejiewojiushineizhongweilishituderenma!”……
“yinweitazuichou。”zhouqindandandehuileju。
“qingjun,zheijiushinidailaideren?”zhaohongminkanzheluqingjun:“yidianguijudoumeiyou。”
luqingjunyemeixiangdaozhouqinshuodongshoujiudongshou,erqiehaiyixiajiubaluchendahunle:“tabushiwoqinglaideren,ma,limiandeqingkuangyouxiefuza,dengmeishilewogenninshuo。”
luchenbeida,jiangchengzhidaozijibiaoxiandejihuilaile,tayilianzhengqi:“xiansheng,luchennianqingqisheng,yanyuzhizhonghuoxuyoushidangzhichu,dannixiashouyetaihenleba。”
“jiushibatadahunle,woyijingshouxialiuqingle。”zhouqinsaoleyanjiangcheng,jiukaishichakanlutianshu,zheilutianshushentizhongzhangyijingxiaoshi,miansemanmanhuifuhongrun。
gangcaijiandaolutianshudediyiyan,zhouqinjiuzhidaolutianshuzhonglegudu,tagangcaiyongzhenqifengzhulelutianshudeqixue,jiushifengzhuguchongdelu。jiangtamanmanbidaokouqiangzhong。
niekailutianshudezuibakanlekan,bingmeiyouguchong。
“rangkai,nidongwolaogongzuoshenme!”zhaohongminhechiyisheng。
zhouqinkankanzhaohongmin,bingmeishuoshenme,ershiwenluqingjun:“nidongnifuqindeshentileme?”
“zenmele?”luqingjunbulijiezhouqinlaoshijiujiezheigewentizuoshenme。
“nibazhongdeshigudu,gangcaiwoyongzhenqibaguchongbidaolenifuqinkouzhong,danxianzaiguchongquebujianle,guchongyidingshizhaodaolexindesuzhu。”zhouqinmilexiayanjing。
neixieyishengtingdaozhouqindehua,douyiliandebuxiangxin,youdeshenzhixiaochulesheng。
“nizheiyoushiguchong,youshizhenqide,shizaixiexuanhuanxiaoshuoa!”
“zhenshixiaosiwole,nikantashuodeyitaoyitaode。”
“gaosuni,xianzaibushijishinianqianle,renmenmixinqigongzhileidedongxi,xianzairenmenxiangxindeshikexue。”
zhouqinkankanzheixiedafu:“nimenbuzhidaodedongxi,bingbudaibiaomeiyou。”
“zhouqin,nishibushixiangshuo,shinijiuletianshu?”zhaohongminbuxiedekanzhezhouqin。
zhouqindiandiantou:“dui。”
zaichangderendouxiaochulesheng:“womeitingcuoba?”
“xiaohuozi,woduiyixuejiedehouqizhixiushifenshuxi,kemeitingshuoguonidemingzi。”
“nisuishoudianleliangxia,jiubarenzhihaole?zheiniupichuidetaidale!”
zhaohongminxiaochusheng:“zhouqin,nilianzenmezheimedani?wobuxiangxinbierenshuode,wojiuxiangxinzijikandaode。wojinlaideshihoutianshumeiyidianshengmingfanying,shijiangchengdafuguolaiyongjijiushouduan,youshixiongwaianya,youshirengonghuxide,zheimemanghuoleshijifenzhong,caibatianshucongguimenguanjiuhuilai。”
“nizhidaome,dangshijiangchengdafudeshentidoushizhandoude,renjiameixiangniyiyangjugongziao,zhishidandandeshuoleju,zheishiwoyinggaizuode。kankan,zheicaijiaorenxinrenshu!”zhaohongminbajiangchengkuadaoletianshang。
“womenzheixierendeyanbuxia,sheijiuhuilaidetianshu,womenxinliyoushu。”zhaohongminbiyidekanzhezhouqin。
luqingjunduizhouqinyeyoujifenbuxiangxin,zhengruzhaohongminsuoshuode,tamenzheixierenshiqinyanmuduzhejiangchengcongshengsixianshangyidiandianbababalahuilaide。
xiangfanzhouqinjiushisuibiandianlejixia,jiunengjiuren?
jiangchengnulizuodaozuihao,haiburuzhouqinsuibiangaogao?
zheibukenengba?luqingjunchengrenzhouqinyouxieyishu,danbukenengshendaozheigedibuba?
wulideneixiedafudouyifentianyingdezhizezhouqin。
“renfenmingshijiangjiaoshoujiude,zhouqinzhenbuyaolian!”
“wocongweijianguorucihouyan**zhiren!”
“zenme?yanjingdengyuanle,jiuyiweinenghezhuwo,gaosuni!dahunyigewo,haiyouqianqianwanwangewo,zhenxiangzhiyouyige!”
jiangchengdouaisizheixierenle,kanzhelianseyinchendekepadezhouqin,xinligengshiganjuetongkuai,tatanlekouqi:“renshisheijiudeyouyoushenmeguanxi,zhiyaorenhuoguolaijiuxing,womenxueyidebunengzhizhuzhongmingli,zhiyaohuanzhekangfucaishiwomenzuidadeanwei。”
“zhouqin,nishuorenshinijiude,hao,jiusuanshinijiude,wojiushiqiafengqihui。”jiangchengtanlekouqi,kankanhunmidelutianshu:“nibuyaozaizheilichaole,miandedaraohuanzhexiuxi。”
zheiyixiagaoxialipan,jiangchengneihaobuweijizhuanmenweirenderenshezhijiejiuliqilaile,erzhouqindexingxiangzeshijieranxiangfan,aimuxurong,haodaxigong,hunshenmeiyikuaihaogutou。
zhouqinmilexiayanjing,wangqianzouleliangbu。
zhaohongminlikedangzaizhouqinmianqian:“shuobuguole,jiuyaodaren!”
neixieyishengyedangzaijiangchengmianqian,zheichangmianxiangjile,renminqunzhongbaohugemingzhanshiyiyang,zhouqinjiushicanrendiqinlvezhe。
jiangchengfuyandebonongzhemianqianzhanzhederen:“wobuyongbaohu,nimenrangkai,bierangtashangdaonimen。”
luqingjunzhuaizhuzhouqindeyifu:“buyaozaidarenle。”jumianchenglexianzaizheiyang,zhouqinzaidarendehuajiugengluoxiachengle。
xuanxuanyelazhezhouqindeshou:“baba,xuanxuanpa。”
zhouqinpaipaixuanxuandexiaonaodai,zuijiaoluchuxiaorong:“xuanxuanbiepa,bababudajia。”tazhiqiyaoxiaomimidekanzhejiangcheng:“jiangcheng,wobudani。niyijingchengweileguchongdesuzhu,dengdainidejianghuishishengburusi。”
“haole!zhouqin,niluanshuoshenme!”zhaohongmindengzhezhouqin:“xiayijushibushixiangshuo,yaoxianghuomingjiuguixiajinikejigetou?gaosuni,zheizhongqiaoduanwokandeduole。”
“zhouqin,nicongtoudaojiaoyoushenmedifangkeyigenrenjiajiangchengbi!tuotuodeyigejianghupianzi!”zhaohongminyuexiangyueqi:“qingjun,nibieguainididishuohuananting,nikankannizhaoderen,shadoubushi!haibanidididashangle,daizheniderenganjinjiwozou!wobuxiangzaikandaozheigeren!”
“ma!”luqingjunyankuangtonghong。
zhaohongminzhizhemenkou:“zou!”
luqingjunwunaidetanlekouqi,zhaohuhaizhanzaineilidezhouqin:“haibukuaizou!”
zhouqinkankanjiangcheng,baoqixuanxuanlikaibingfang。
jiangchengyanjingyizhikanzhezhouqinlikai,tasuiranbuxiangxinshenmeguchong,buguo,gangcaidequeshiyoudongxizuanjinzijizuili,tingdaozhouqinshuoshenmeshengburusi,jiangchengxinlihaizhenyouxiehaipa。
“jiangdafu,buhaoyisiha,rangnikanxiaohuale。”zhaohongminduijiangchenghenkeqi。
jiangchengxinsiquanzaiduzidechongzishang,zhishilimaodexiaolexiao:“meishi,ayi,ninnveryeshijiufuxinqie,beipianzimengbi,keyilijie。”
“nikankanneigezhouqinchulaihaidaizhegexiaonvhai,yebuzhidaoneixiaonvhaicongshenmedifangdaiguo,hunshensanfazhechouwei,zhenshiexinren。”zhaohongminmanlianyane:“jiangdafu,nimangleyitianle,zaodianhuiquxiuxi,dengtianshumeishile,woqingnidaojialichifan,daxienidejiumingzhien。”
“ninfeixinle。”jiangchengdiandiantou,keqiliangjujiuzouchubingfang,neixiedafuyefenfenlikai,gantanzhezijijintianwanshangkandaoleyixueqiji。
jiangchengzoudaoxishoujian,jiukaishikousangzi,badanzhidouyaotuchulaile,bingmeiyoufaxianshenmedongxi,jinjiezheyouzuolegeweijing,chuleyoudianweiyanwai,bingmeiyoukandaoweiliyoushenmedongxi。
buguo,zhouqindehua,queshizhongzaijiangchengerbianhuidang,tashoudouyouxieduosuodebotongzijilaoshidedianhua:“zhulaoshi,wowenninjianshi,ninzhidaoguchongme?”
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