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精彩章节

neinianxuanxiumingdanxialaishi，wozhengkenzhejiangzhouzi。youhuhudeshouniezhehuangzhi，

shangmian“shenjiaojiao”sangeziciyandehen。wodie，yigeqipinxiaoguan，jidongdechadianjueguoqu。woniangbaozhewoku，

yibanshishebude，yibanshipawozheilangutoujinlegong，gutouzhazidoushengbuxia。wo？

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xuejianlenaodaixiangwanghuangdigenqiancou。baitiandabandehuazhizhaozhanquyuhuayuan“ouyu”，

wanshangdiandengaoyoudixiuxiangnang、chaofojing，zhiwangnengdege“xianliangshude”demingtou。woni？nengtangzhejuebuzuozhe，

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linglingjidezuijiaomaopao：“xiaozhu，ninhaodaiqujihuanghouniangniangqinggeana！biedeniangniangdouqule！

”longlongyechou：“shiaxiaozhu，ninkangebideliumeiren，tiantianbianzhefaerjihuangshangsongdianxinni。

”wofanlegeshen，lianmaizairuanzhenli，shengyinmenmende：“buqu。renduo，jidehuang。dianxin？

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chengchongdelvtoupaihaishidishanglaile。guanshitaijianjianzhesangzinianmingzi，diyigejiushiwo——“lanyuexuan，

shenjiaojiao！”woyanqianyihei。linglinghelonglongdaoshihuantianxidi，fanxiangdaojuzhaoyishangshoushi。

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dui，jiushuowodelefenghan，qibulaichuang！zheiliyouzongxingba？zhuangbingyedezhuangdexiang。dabanyede，

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woruyuanyichangdi“shao”demanliantonghong，sangziyadexiangpoluo。guanshitaijianzhouzhemei，

niezhebizizhandelaoyuan：“huiqi！gangchengenjiubing，meifuqi！”lvtoupaichele，

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”wokanzheneiwannengzhaojianrenyingdezhou，weilizhifansuanshui。linglingtanqi：“xiaozhu，ninbingzhe，zhinengchiqingdande。

”longlongxiaoshengdigu：“yushanfangkanrenxiacaidie，zanmenzheierpian，youbudechong，nengjisongjiubucuole。

”woedeqianxiongtiehoubei，yiguxiehuocengcengwangshangmao。qingdanbudengyuweituziba？wozhengzhazhepaqilai，

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kanyoushenmenengchide！”woluqixiuzi。lianggeyatoujingdaile：“xiaozhu，ninyaoganshenme？

zheiyouyanzhongdi……”“shaofeihua！zaibunongdianxiangyangdedongxichi，wobinghaobule，xianesile！

”wozhihuiruoding。fanxiangdaoju，shouhuokelian：bandaizichenmi，yixiaotankanzhejiuhouxiandejiangcaigeda，

qiangjiaoduizhejigenianbabadeluobu，haiyouyixiaoguanzhuyou。hansuanderangrenxiangku。“jiuzhei？”linglingkuaikule。

wokanzheneiguanzhuyou，yanjingliangleliang。zhuyoubanfan！xiaoshihoujialiqiong，niangoueryongkuaizitoutiaoyidiandianzhuyou，

banzairetengtengdemifanli，zailinshangjidijiangyou，neijiushirenjianzhiwei！“ximi！zhufan！kuai！

”wolailejingshen。mifanzaiguoligudugudumaozhepao，mixiangmimankailai。linglingbafanshengchulai，reqitengteng。

woyongshaoziwaleyidakuaininggudezhuyou，baide，fangzairemifanshang。neizhuyouyure，likezizidironghua，

xiangxueyiyangjinrunxiaqu，shentoumeiyilimi。zailinshangyidiansuishendailaide、woniangsaijiwodejianiangjiangyou，

neishenhesedeyetiyijiaoxiaqu，xiangwei“hong”diyixiajiuzhakaile。“xiang！”longlongxizhebizi，

yanjingdengdeliuyuan。wokuaisubanyun。baimifanguoshangleyouliangdejiangse，meiyilidoubaomanjingying，shanzheyourendeguang。

wopobujidaiwaleyidashaosaijinzuili。tang！xiang！xianxian！zhuyoudefengyu，jiangyoudechunhou，

mifanderuannuo……zaishejianshangwanmeironghe。neigurehujingerconghoulongyizhinuandaoweili，qusanlebingzhongdehanqi，

zhenggerendoushutanle。fenghandailaidechenzhonggan，haoxiangyixiaziqingledaban。

“xiaozhu……”linglinghelonglongyanbabadikanzhewo。“lengzheganma？nawan！yiqichi！”wohanhubuqingdishuo。

sangeren，weizhezaotai，pengzhewan，langtunhuyan。yiwanjiandandezhuyoubanfan，chidewomenbijianmaohan，

xinmanyizu。linglingyibianchiyibianmoyanlei：“xiaozhu，zhenhaochi！biyushanfangdehaihaochi！

”longlongzhiguzhemaitoubafan，lianliandiantou。fenghanqijibanhaodefeikuai。

dagaishineiwanzhuyoubanfandatonglerenduermai。binghaole，mafanyelaile——zhuangbingduoshiqindeshi，

beitongdaolehuanghoumianqian。huanghouniangniangxingli，duanzuozaifengyishang，yishenzhenghonggongzhuang，daizhejincancandefengguan，

lianbengdexiangkuaishanghaodebaici，yisixiaowendoumeiyou。taxiashouzuozhejigedabandehuatuanjincudefeipin，

kanwodeyanshenxiangzaikanshenmezangdongxi。tebieshineigeliumeiren，zuijiaoqinzheyisikanhaoxidelengxiao。“shencairen，

”huanghoushengyinbugao，daizheyiguzibingchaziwei，“rugongbujiu，shenzigudaoshijiaogui。chucichengenjiugaobing，

buzhishizhenyouyang，haishi……xinqitaigao，kanbushanghuangshangenchong？”zheihuajiuzhongle。

dianlishunjiananjingdenengtingjianzhendiaodishangdeshengyin。woxinligedengyixia。wanle，zheishiyaokoudamaozia！

woputongguixiaqu，xigaikezaibingliangdejinzhuanshang，shengteng。derensong，bixurensong！“huanghouniangniangmingjian！

”woshengyindaizheqiadaohaochudexuruohehuangkong，“pinqiebugan！pinqiechushenweihan，

nengdejiantianyanyishitiandadefufen，qiganyoubanfenbujingzhixin？shizaishineiyefengxieruti，bingshixiongxiong，

weikongyuqianshiyi，wuleshengting，caidoudangaojia……qingniangniangshuzui！”wofuxiashen，etoudizhebingliangdedimian。

zhuang，yedezhuangdexiang。huanghoumeilikeshuohua，zhishiyongneibinglengdeyanshenzaiwoshenshanggualeyibianyouyibian。

kongqininggule。“heng，qiaosheruhuang。”liumeirenxishengxiqidichazui，

zhijiashangxianhongdekoudanqingqingguazhechabeiyan，“bingdelianpaizidoufanbude，rujinqiaozhe，qisedaoshibucuo？

”tazheishihuoshangjiaoyou。wotougengdile，xinlibazheiliumeirenmalegegouxuelintou。“bale。

”huanghouzhongyukaikou，shengyinyijiuleng，“niannichufan，youshizhenbingleyichang，bengongzheicibianraoleni。

”woxinligangsongbankouqi。huanghouhuafengyizhuan：“buguo，jizhishenziruo，jiugaihaoshengdiaoyang。

bengongkannizheilanyuexuan，yeguoyuqingjingle。zhenghao，xiayueshiwuzhongqiugongyan，yushanfangrenshoubuzu。nijixianzhe，

bianquxiaochufangbangchenjiri，xuexueguiju，yehuodonghuodongjingu。shengdezhengrilandai，zaibingchugehaodailai。

”quyushanfangdaxiashou？jisuoyoufeipin，baokuoyanqianzheixiedengzhekanwoxiaohuaderen，zhunbeiyanxi？

zheinalishibangmang，fenmingshigongkaichuxing！shixianwobugoudiuren，yaorangwozaisuoyourenmianqianchuchou！

liumeirentamenzuijiaodejixiaoyijingzangbuzhule。“pinqie……zunzhi。”woyaozhehoucaoya，yingjichuzheijigezi。

xinlineidiangangbeizhuyoubanfandianrandexiaohuomiao，pudiyixia，beizheipenbingshuijiaodezhishengyilvqingyan。wanle，

xianyushengya，pashiyaotiqianzhongjiezaiyouyanzaotaishangle。yushanfangzongguanshigepangdundundelaotaijian，xingsun，

miantuansidelianshangduizhexiao，yanjingquejingguangsishe。tadelehuanghoukouyu，daoyemeiweinanwo，

zhishibawolingdaoyigezuijiaoluo、zuiyounidezaotaiqian，

zhizhexiaoshanside、haimeilaidejizedeqingcaiheyiduizangxixidejiya，pixiaoroubuxiaodishuo：“shencairen，

ninshenfenzungui，kezheixiecuhuoji，huanghouniangniangfalehua，laonuyebuganjininmianle。ninshoulei，

xianbazheixieshiduoganjinglou？yanxideshicai，kemahubude。”linglinghelonglongliandoubaile，xiangshangqianbangmang。

sunzongguanyanfengyisao：“aiyou，liangweiguniang，zheiyushanfangzhongdi，xianzarendengkebunengluanchashou。

shencairenjiranlaile，jiudeanyushanfangdeguijuban。”zheishiyaorangwoyigerengankuli。woshenxiyikouqi。xing，

bujiushizecaishajima？zongbiguizaihuanghoumianqianaixunqiang。woluqixiuzi，dunzaineiduiqingcaipang。shuibingliangcigu，

zhijiafenglihenkuaijiusaimanleni。bajimaogengshizainanxianchang，xingqichongtian，rongmaoluanfei，

zhandewomantoumanliandoushi。liumeirendaizhelianggegongnv，“qiahao”luguoyushanfangmenkou。

taniezhexiuhuapaziyanzhukoubi，xianqidipieleyiyanhunshenlangbei、dunzaidishanggenjibodoudewo，

chixiaoyisheng：“yo，shencairenzhenshi……nengzheduolaoa。zheimoyang，daobizaidianqianqinganshijingshenduole。

”tashenhoudegongnvyegenzhechichidixiao。womeidalita，zhidangshicangyingwengweng。xinlineigubiequjinger，

quexiangmiantuanyiyangyuerouyueda。haoburongyiaodaozhongwu，yushanfangtongyifafangfanshi。lundaowodeshihou，

jiushengyigelengyingdemantouhebanwanpiaozhejigenxiancaisideqingtang。sunzongguanxiaomimi：“cairen，duibuzhua，

ninlaiwanle，haodedoufenwanle。ninjiangjiuzheyongdian？”linglinghelonglongtoutoujiwosailekuaidianxin，

beiyanjiandeguanshimamakanjian，haoyidunxunchi，dianxinyebeimeishoule。woniezhebinglengdemantou，

kanzhewanlinengshuqingjigenxiancaidetang，weilikongdefahuang，xinlidehuoqueyueshaoyuewang。qirentaishen！

xianyuyeshiyoupiqide！buxing，wodezijiu！kaozheiqingtangguashui，bieshuoganhuo，zhandouzhanbuwen。

womiaoleyiyanyushanfangliduijirushandeshicai，yigeniantoumaolechulai。huanghouzhirangwolai“bangchen”，

meishuobunengjizijikaigexiaozaoba？zhiyaobiebeizhuaxianxing……xiawu，sunzongguanrangwoquboxia。

neishijigaoweifeipinyubeide，gedabaoman，jingyingtitou。woyibianbo，

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zheiliyougexiaoluzi，dagaishiyiqianzhiyederenrefanyongde。woranglinglongzaiwaimianwangfeng，zijizuanjinqu，

shengqihuo。xiaoguoshaore，wayidiandianzhuyou（haishiwoconglanyuexuandailaideneiguanbaobei）。youhuakai，

maochuxixideqingyan。wobazanghaodexiarendiujinqu。“zila——”yisheng，**dexiarenshunjianjuanqu，

bianchengyourendefenhongse，xianxiangmengdibaokai！wokuaisufanchaojixia，badoumiaorengjinqu，

jialeyidiandianyan（yeshishunde）。zuihousashangconghua。zhenggeguochengkuaidexiangdazhang。xiarenjingying，doumiaocuilv，

congmodianzhui，reqitengteng。neixiangwei，badaodiqusanlexiaogejianlidemeiwei。wogubudetang，

zhijieyongshaoziyaoleyidakou。xian！tian！nen！xiarendanya，doumiaoqingshuang。bizhongwuneilengmantouxiancaitang，

jianzhishitianshangdixia！zheikourehude、daizheguoqidexianweixiadu，yitiandebiequhelaoleihaoxiangdoubeiyunpingle。

“xiaozhu！kuai！haoxiangyourenguolaile！”longlongzaiwaimianyadishengyinjijiao。

wosanliangkoubashengxiadexiarendoumiaobalajinzuili，tangdezhixiqi，feikuaidimielehuo，baguozanghao，moganjingzui，

zhuangzuoruowuqishidizouchuqu。sunzongguandaizherenxuncha，huyidixilexibizi：“shenmeweierzheimexiang？

”woyilianmangran：“a？youma？dagaishiqianmiandazaoshangpiaoguolaideba？”sunzongguanjiangxinjiangyidizoule。

youlediyici，danzijiudale。zaiyushanfangdazaderizi，chenglewo“toushi”demaoxianzhilv。

huanghouxiangyongkuyimodiaowode“langu”？tadagaixiangbudao，zheifanerbizhewodianliangleqiguaidejinengdian。

woliyongyiqiejihui，toutoushoujibianjiaoliao：zuotangshengxiadejigujia，piankaoyashitixiadesuirouheyapi，

zuodianxinshengxiadesupisui，shenzhishibuxiaoxinpengdiaodeyidianhuotuimo、jiliyaozhu……ranhou，

zaineigefeiqidexiaogejianli，wodexiaoluzichenglewodemimiwuqi。jigujiaaochengnongbaidetangdi，piequfuyou，

xiadianshunlaidexiaobaicai，jiushiyiwannuanxinnuanweidejizhicaitang。kaoyasuirouhecuiyapi，

guojinruanhuhudebaimianbingli，shuashangyidiandiantianmianjiang，sadiancongsihuangguasi（dangranshiqiadezuinendejianer），

juanchengjuan。yikouyaoxiaqu，yapidesucui，yaroudexiang，jiangdexiantian，huangguacongsideqingshuang，zaizuilizhakai！

bineilengyingdemantouqiangyiwanbei。zuideyideyici，

shijiandaolejikuaizuohehuasushengxiade、zhadejinhuangdesupisui。wobatamendaodegengsuixie，

youbajiliyaozhuhehuotuimoyongshijiuxiaoxindichongchengrong。xiaoguoshaore，yidianzhuyouhuakai，

daoruyaozhuhuotuirongchaoxiang，zaijiadianshuiaochengyixiaowannongsuode、xiandiaomeimaode“gaotang”。

zuihoubazheijincancan、xianzizidetangzhi，jiaozaineixiesupisuishang。supixibaolexiantang，biandebanruan，

queyijiudaizheyouzhadexiangqi，hunhezheyaozhuhuotuidejizhixianxian……neiziwei，linglinghelonglongtouchangleyikou，

yanjingdouzhile，chadianbashetoutunxiaqu。“xiaozhu！ninzhenshishenle！zhei……zheibiyushanfangzhengjingdecaihaihaochi！

”linglingjidongdebuxing。wodeyidiyangyangxiaba。neishi！yushanfangjiangjiupaichang，gongxufansuo，

fanershilejiachangdeguoqihewozheizhong“tou”laidechuangyi。wode“zuopin”suiranyuanliaodiwei，

yangziyejuebushangtaimian，danshengzaiweidaochuncui、zhijie、yuntiechangwei。zheishiwozaizheibiequrizili，

weiyinengzhuazhude、shishizaizaidekuaile。zhishi，changzaihebianzou，nayoubushixie。zheitian，

woyouzaipaozhiwode“mimiliaoli”——zheicishiyongbianjiaoliaodezhuroumo、xianggudinghebijisui，

banledianjiangyouhexiangyou，zhunbeizhengjigexiaoxiaoderouwanzi。gangbawanzimajinxiaodiezi，

zhunbeifangdaoluzishangdezhenglongli，xiaogejiandepomenlian“huala”yishengbeidalixiankaile！ciyandeyangguangyongjinlai。

niguangzhanzheyigeren，shenxinggaoda，chuanzheminghuangsede……changfu？

shenhouhaigenzhelianggedimeishunyan、danqixiningliandesuicong。wonaozi“weng”deyisheng，

shoulidediezichadiandiaodishang。wanle！touchibeizhuaxianxing！haishibei……beihuangdi？！zhouchengye，dangjintianzi，

jiuzhanzaimenkou，muguangluozaiwoshoulineidiehaimeishangguodeshengrouwanzishang，

yousaoleyiyanpangbianluzishangmaozhereqidexiaoguo，zuihoudinggezaiwozhanzheyouzihemianfendelianshang。

talianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，yanshenquedaizhetanjiuhe……yisibuyichajuedexingwei？shijianhaoxiangninggule。

wojiangzaiyuandi，shoulidedieziduanyebushi，fangyebushi。linglinghelonglongzaiwaimian，gujiheshale，

yidianshengyindoumeiyou。“ni……”zhouchengyezhongyukaikoule，shengyinbugao，daizhediangangshuixingsideyonglan，

queyouzhongtianshengdeweiya，“zaizuoshenme？”“wo……”wohoulongfagan，naoziyipiankongbai，

“pinqie……zai……zai……”zongbunengshuozaitouyushanfangdedongxijizijikaixiaozaoba？jizhongshengzhi，

woputongguixiaqu，chadianbarouwanzikouzijitoushang，“huihuangshang！pinqie……pinqiezailianxi！huanghouniangniangyizhi，