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“biaoge，shangba，xianbazheijiahuodacan，zairangtaguixiayeshiyiyangde！”
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yinci，chufengyizhiyehenjinshen。
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嘭嘭嘭……
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“这怎么可能……”
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chufengjiandaolebataibian，zuozheyigerenshideren。
江浩！
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“他来做什么？”
jianghaoyouxiekouchibuqingdishuodao：“zheihuier，nimengdage……gujizhengzaimeiyingjiubachunxiaoyiduni！”
“shuolai，nimengdageyeshilihai。”
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魅影酒吧！
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“e？neiwodaoshixiangjianshijianshi。”
zhoutianhaoraoyouxingzhidixiaoleqilai，jiermiansesenlengdiminglingdao：“jiwoweiqilai！zanmenjirannaleqian，jiudejirenbanshi！”
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tadeshuangquanyiranwodesiside，yinyinhaifachulezhenzhenpilipaladegugepengzhuangdeshengyin。
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……
魅影酒吧里。
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mengzhijunqiangrenzhexinzhongdenuyi，“xingxing，xianbushuozheixie，zanmenxianlaihebeijiuba，daihuiwozaigennijiangchufengdeshiqing。”
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xianzaiyoutingdaolinwanqiushuochufengbuxihuantahejiu，mengzhijunxinlideduhuodunshifengkuangranshao。
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