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《xiyousilejiuchengsheng》youfanqiejianxihongshizuixinxiedeyibenxuanhuankehuanleixiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshichenxuanzhuangguanshiyinwukong，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：“chenxuanzhuang，nikeyuanlingfozhi，weidatangbaixingquxijing？”nanzhanbuzhou，datangzhangan，shuiludahuixianchang。taixiayishenglihe，jiangtaishangyimingweiyushuiludahuizhengzhonggaotaichude，yanlumimangdeheshangjingxing！heshangyihuodikanxiangsizhou……suoyourenjieshiguzhuang，shenhou，haiyoushenchuanzhanjia，shouchiwuqidejiangshi，yiji，chuanzhewuzhuajinlonghuangpaodehuangdi？...

精彩章节

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ng，yebuzhidaojintianyoumeiyouyaomoyaoxianshenshalezijini……

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“靠！”

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“ni……nizaishuoyibian？”

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快咬，快咬！”

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“大王！”

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“啪！”

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“咳咳……”

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