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第十二章乱说
sunxiaofudefuqin,haoxiangzaidonghaishihenyoushili,suoyijibiansunxiaofubuhun,zaixuexiaolidexiaohunhun,jiandaosunxiaofudouyaojiaoyishengfuge。wojingchangnengkandao,sunxiaofuqingzheiqunxiaohunhunchifan。tajiayouqian,suoyitameitiandelinghuaqian,kongpabiwoyigeyuehaiduo。
zhengshiyinweiruci,sunxiaofudeshenbian,conglaibuqueshaogoutuizi。womenbandewangzhu,jiushitazuidadegoutuizi。wangzhuzheigeren,xuexichengjizhongdeng,zhangxiangzhongdeng,jiatingbeijingzhongdeng,fanzhengzheigerenjiushigezhongdengderen,meiyouyidianteshudedifang,fangzairenqunli,bierendouzidonghulvetadeneizhong。
danshiwangzhuyouyigejineng,bierenbibule。neijiushi‘tiangong’。meicuo,tameitiangenzaisunxiaofudehoumian,yikouyigefuge。sunxiaofurangtawangdong,tabuhuiwangxi。sunxiaofure,tadiyishijianshanshanzi,sunxiaofuleng,tadiyishijiantuodiaowaiyi。shendesunxiaofuxiai。
zheibu,kanzhesunxiaofudengzhewo,wangzhudunshicouleguoqu:“fuge,yaobuyaowozhaorenjiaoyuyixiayanghao。zheixiaozizuijinyoudiankuanga。”
sunxiaofukanlewangzhuyiyan,dianlediantou,guorana,haishiwangzhuzuilejieziji。
“fuge,woyougebanfashoushita!”wangzhuheiheiyixiao,fuzaisunxiaofuerbian,xiaoshengdedunanglejiju。
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wuxiudeshihou,woheliuweichilehenduo。tiyukepaodeneimemaili,yegewainengchi。
womengaozhongdeshitangshizuiyongjide,womenlianggechiwanfan,jiucongcongzouchuxuexiao,quxiaowaidaleyihuitaiqiu,shangkeqianliangfenzhong,woliangcaihuidaobanji。xiawudiyijieke,shibanzhurenyangludeke,sheiganchidaoa!
woheliuweizouhuizijidezuowei,jieguozoudaoyiban,luguowangzhushenbiandeshihou,wojiukanjiantaheiheiyixiao,qiaoqiaodetaiqitui,xiangbawobandao。
shuozhende,ruoshifangzaiyiqian,zheiyijiaochuqibuyi,jueduijiwobandaole。danshixianzai..
wohewangzhuwuyuanwuchou,zheixiaozituranbanwo,wozixiyixiangjiumingbaile。kendingshiwojintianbaochenran,ranhousunxiaofuchicule。sunxiaofushiwangzhudelaoda,suoyiwangzhucaixiangbawobandao,rangwochuchou。
wolengxiaoyisheng,kanzhewangzhushenchudejiao,woyixiazicaileshangqu!
“ao!”zheiyishunjian,wangzhuxiangshifengleyiyang,zhijiecongyizishangtiaoqilai。tabeiwocaide,chadianduanlejingu!banjilidexuesheng,shaneijianquankanxiangwangzhu。
“caonimade,niyanxiaa!”wangzhuzhizhewojiudamachulai,dangshitayeshiqijibaihuai,yiquanjiudaguolai!
woyemeiguanzheta,taiqishoudangzhutadequantou,jinjiezheyijiaobatachuaidao,siyangbachadetangzaidishang。
“hahaha!”kanjianwangzhuzheizishi,banjilitongxuedouxiaole。wangzhudelianhonghongde,dangshiyeshinaoxiuchengnu,suishounaqiyibayizi,jiuyaozaxiangwo。woqichendantian,yiquanzhijiedazaitadeduzishang!
wangzhudeshentidunshigongchengxiamizhuang,butingdehaojiaozhe。yucitongshi,banjidemenyebeidakai,jinjiezhe,yishenzhiyezhuangdeyanglu,shoulinazhekebenzoulejinlai。yuanbenrenaodebanji,shunjianjijingwubi!
“yanghao,wangzhu,jiwogunchulai!”zheiyike,yangluyixiazibashu,shuaizaijiangzhuoshang!
banjidetongxue,kanwohewangzhudemuguang,doushifeichanglianminde。banzhurenyangludeyanli,zaizhenggexuexiaodoushiyoumingde!
wohewangzhudizhetouzoudaobanjimenkou,jinjiezheyangluyezouchulai,babanjimenguanshang。
“nimenlianggeshenmeyisi?”yangludemuguang,lenglengdedingzhewomenliangge:“nimenlianggeyuanyidajiashiba?da,zaizheilida!”
yangluturantigaoyinliang,jiwangzhuhedehunshenyizhan,dangshitayanleichadianmeidiaoxialai:“laoshiwocuole,wozaiyebuganle,wocuole..”
“gunhuiqu,jiwoxieyiwanzijiantao。”yanglukanzhewangzhu,shengyinlengbingbingde。
wangzhutourudaosuan,lianshuolehaojijuxiexielaoshi,ranhouhuiliuliudezouhuibanji。wokanjianwangzhuzouhuiqu,dangshiyexianggenzhetahuiqu。jieguohaimeizoujibuni,yangluyibazhangjiushuaizaiwolianshang!
“pa!”zheiyibazhangjiwodade,lianshang**ladeteng!
“worangnihuiquleme?laiwobangongshi。”yanglupielewoyiyan,xiangbangongshizouqu。
wozhangshuyikouqi,haishigenzaitadeshenhou,yanjingyizhizaikantadebeiying。tazuoyouyaobai,bietiduomeile。danshiwoyewuxinxinshang,wolianshangbeitadaleyibazhang,yinyinzuotong!
yizhizoudaobangongshi,yangluzuozaiyizishang,lianshangquanshinuyi:“bamenguanshang,ranhougunguolai。”
dangshiwoyemeishuoshenme,anzhaotashuodequzuo,guanshangmenzhihou,zoudaotademianqian。dizhetoubugankanta。
“yanghao,womenbanzenmechulenizheigebailei?!”yangluzhizhewoshuodao:“kaoshikaoshiquanbandiyi,xianzaihaixuehuidajiale?sheijiniguandemaobing?niyiweixuexiaoshinijiama,buyuanyinianjiujiwogun!”
“laoshi,woxiacibudajiale..”wozhangshuyikouqi,shuolechulai。
“niyoulianme?”yangluyizhishoupaizaibangongzhuoshang,tongshitademuguang,jujizaiwodexianglianshang:“yanghao,nishibushitingbudongrenhua?xuexiaoburangdaishoushi,nitingbudongme?wobanishoushimeishou,nijiujiaoniyabafuqinlainao,nizenmexiangde?!”
shuodaozhei,yangluzhanqilaijiuyaozhaiwoxianglian,dangshiwoyishiqingji,ganjinjiangtadeshoudakai。zheiyixia,yangludenuhuozaiciyongshanglai。
“yanghao,niganhelaoshidongshou?nijiwoguixia!”yanglulenglengdekaikou:“jintianniyaoshibuguixiadaoqian,woshuoshenmedouyaobanikaichu!shibushinideyabadie,jiniguande?”
hu..hu..zhanzaineilidewo,dakoudechuanzhecuqi,quantoujinjindezuanzhe!beiyayiyijiudenuhuo,zhongyuzaizheiyikebaofa:“qingwenwofuqin,naliredaonile?wokannishiguande!”
“nizaishuoyibian?!”zheiyike,yangluyixiazizhanqilai,yibazhangyouyaoshuaixiangwo!
zheiyibazhangzaiwodeyanli,jianzhitaimanle,woyibazhuazhuyangludeshouwan,sisidejiangtakouzhu!
“laoshi,woxiangheninshuojianshi。”wolianshangluchuyisixiaorong:“neitianwanshangfangxue,woquqiancaospahuiguanzhuanleyiquan,wuyizhongkanjianyigenvren,pazaichuangshang**,haoxiangshinina?”
“ni!nishuoshenme?”zheiyishunjian,yangludeliansehencha,yizhabuzhadekanzhewo,yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。zuzuchenmolebanfenzhong,tayaozhezuichunshuodao:“nishaoluanshuo。”
“woluanshuo?”woyixiazixiaolechulai,congdoulinachushouji,dakaixiangce,zhaodaoneitianwopaideshipin,dianleyixiabofangjian。
shipinli,yanglupazaichuangshang,**shishoufashulian,zaitashenshangcajingyou。
“jie,zheilidukeyima?”**shiwenlechulai。yangluyaozhezuichun,dianlediantou。
kandaowoshoujilibofangdehuamian,yangluneizhangjuemeidelian,yongxianchuyisihongyun,yuelaiyuehong!
“yanghao,niganjinjiwoshanle!”yanglujihushihanlechulai,jiuyaoqiangwodeshouji,keshitadeshouwan,beiwozuandesiside,tagenbendongbule!
“laoshia,xuexiaoguiding,shangkeburangwanshouji,danshimeiguidingburangdaishoujiba?”woxiaomimideshuozhe:“hekuangwozheigeshipin,shizaifangxuedeshihoulude。zheimehaodeshipin,woshebudeshan,yaobuwofajizanmenbanxueshengkankan?”
“nigan!”yanglucongyafengzhongjichuzheilianggezi,kanwodemuguang,xiangshiyaoshalewoyiyang!
“neinijiukankanwoganbugan。”wolengxiaoyisheng,songkaiyangludeshou,zhuanshenjiuyaozouchubangongshi。dangwozoudaomenkoudeshihou,shenhoudeyanglu,zhongyuzhuileguolai。
“yanghao,ni,ni,nibuyaofachuqu。”yanglujinjindeyaozhezuichun,shengyinnahaiyouzhiqiandegaoao?
“gangcailaoshishuohuayouxiezhongle,ni,nibiefangzaixinshang。”yangludizhetoushuodao。
tingjianyangluzheihua,wolengxiaoyisheng,yixiazihuiguotou:“laoshi,woyijingjibuqing,niduoshaocixunwo,yejibuqingniduoshaocimawofuqin!wofuqinshiyaba,danshitameitoumeiqiang,nipingshenmeshuota!”
wodeshengyinyuelaiyueda,jinjindedingzheyanglu。tajiaoqufazhan,genbenbuganhewoduishi。
“shilaoshicuole,wocuole,nengbuneng,nengbunengshanle。。”yangluxiaoshengdeshuozhe。
womeishuohua,jingzhizoudaotadebangongzhuoqian,yi**zuozaiyizishang,kanleyiyanyanglu:“guolai。”
cishideyanglu,nayouyidianbanzhurendejiazi,zhinengtingwohuazoudaowomianqian。
woshangxiadaliangzheyanglu,cishitachuanzhezhiyezhuang,caizhegaogenxie,bietiduomeile,neiwanmeideshencai,zuyizhefurenhenanren!zaijiashangtagaogaozaishangdeqizhi,jianzhitaimirenle。
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