咸鱼实习生，你管这叫瞎琢磨？青草绿-著

小说简介

zheizhongduanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuoxianyushixisheng，niguanzheijiaoxiazhuomo？，gushiqingjieshengdong，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，xianyushixisheng，niguanzheijiaoxiazhuomo？shiyibenbukeduodedehaoshu！zuopinshuomingtabushizijizouxiashande……e，tacengyongmingjiaosuxiaoji？neisizhekendinghetaxiaoshihoudejingliyouguan……」quanchangzhenjing！duizhangtianyongkanguaiwudeyanshenkanzhe……

精彩章节

【xuanyi】+【banzhuchihu】+【xitong】+【tuili】+【dihua】wo，shixijingyuanouyangtai，

zaiduilishirenjinjiezhidefeichai，meitiandahaqianmoyu，zhixiangzaodianxiaban。zhidaoduililailegezishoudenvhai，

anqingpushuomiリ，duizhangtianjiaotoulane。【ding！shenjituilixitongjihuo！

qingsuzhugenjuxiansuo‘niningdexie’，‘baiseyurongfu’，‘suxiaoji’，haiyuandiyianfaxianchang！

】wodazhehaqian，buxiaoxin“shuolouzui”：「taxieshangdenishinanshanteyoudehongzhantu，dantayifuzheimeganjing，

shuomingtabushizijizouxiashande……e，tacengyongmingjiaosuxiaoji？

neisizhekendinghetaxiaoshihoudejingliyouguan……」quanchangzhenjing！duizhangtianyongkanguaiwudeyanshenkanzhewo。

wolianmangbaishou：biewuhui，wozhenshigelaoshiren，jiushiaixiazhuomo！1.「woshaleren。」shenxunshili，

nvhaidizhetou，shengyinqingdexiangyumao。wozhengkaozaimenbiandahaqian，zhunbeiliuhaoquchashuijianmoyu，

wenyanjiaobuyidun。「xingming，nianling，shaleshei，shitizaina？」fuzejiludetongshilinfengtouyebutai，

yuqigongshigongban。「wojiaosunian，24sui。woshaleta……tajiaozhangwei。shiti……shitizainanshan。」

linfengdebijiantingzhule，tataiqitou，hezhushendeduizhangtianduishiyiyan。woyeqingxinglexie。

nanshanshibenshiyoumingdejiaoyegongyuan，danzuijinmeitingshuoyoufaxianshitidebaoana。tiandemeitouningchenglegeda，

tashentiqianqing，jindingzhesunian：「sunian，baojiaanshixuyaofufalvzerende，nixiangqingchule。」

suniandeshentidouleyixia，tamengditaitou，luchuyizhangcangbaidanqingxiudelian，

yanshenlimanshijingkonghepianzhi：「womeiyoubaojiaan！wozhendeshaleta！nimenqunanshanzhao，yidingnengzhaodaode！」

tadeqingxuhenjidong，danshuochudehuaquediansandaosi，wentashenmeshihoushade，zenmeshade，jutimaizaina，

tayouzhihuizhongfuzhe「woshaleta」。yigexiaoshihou，tianrouzhemeixincongshenxunshichulai，yilianfanzao。

「duizhang，zheinvdepabushijingshenyouwentiba？zanmenchaleshizongrenkouxitong，

zuijingenbenmeiyoujiaozhangweidebaoshizong。」linfenggenzaihoumian，manlianbuxie，「baibailangfeiwomenshijian。」

linfengshiduilideyewugugan，nianqingyouwei，xianglaikanbushangwozheizhongzhundianxiaban、juebuduodaiyifenzhongdeshixisheng。

tianmeishuohua，zhishijiangjizhangzhaopianpaizaizhuoshang。zhaopianshisuniandezhengwu，yishuangzhanmananhongsenitudedengshanxie，

heyijianganjingdeguofendebaiseyurongfu。「nanshanfanweitaidale，zheimemeitoumeinaodiquzhao，

wuyiyudahailaozhen。」tiandeshengyintouzhepibei，「erqietadejingshenzhuangtai……」

zhenggebangongshixianrulechenmo，suoyourendoudingzheneijizhangzhaopian，yichoumozhan。woyanjiaodeyuguangpieguozhaopian，

zhixiangganjinxiaban。jiuzaizheishi，yigejixiededianziyinzaiwonaozhongxiangqi。【ding！shenjituilixitongjihuo！

jiancedaosuzhuchuyumoyuzhuangtai，zidongzhenghexiansuo……】【xiansuoyi：niningdexie。

】【xiansuoer：ganjingdebaiseyurongfu。】【xiansuosan：xianyirencengyongming‘suxiaoji’。

】【xitongkaishituiyan……tuiyanwancheng！】yishunjian，

wushuxinxisuipianzaiwonaozhongzuhechengyitiaoqingxideluojilian。womeirenzhu，youdalegedadadehaqian，

kunjuandidunangleyiju。「zheixieshangdeni，shinanshanhoupocaiyoudehongzhantu，shuomingtaquguonei。

dantayurongfuzheimeganjing，yidianguahenhewuzidoumeiyou，genbenbuxiangshizijizaishanshangzouguodeyangzi，

daoxiangshibeirenbeixialaihuozhebaoxialaide。」wodeshengyinbuda，danzaianjingdebangongshili，queqingxidekepa。

suoyourendemuguang「shua」diyixiaquanjizhongdaolewoshenshang。linfengdezuijiaogouqiyisichaofeng：「ouyangtai，

shuixingle？kaishishuomenghuale？」woyigejiling，shunjianqingxing，yishidaozijibaxitongjidejielunshuolouzuile。

「a？wo……woxiashuode，xiazhuomode，dajiabiedangzhen。」wolianmangbaishou，zhixiangmenghunguoguan。

tianquesisidingzhewo，yanshenruilidexiangying：「nijiezheshuo。」woxinlijiaokubudie，

zhinengyingzhetoupijixu「xiazhuomo」。「wokanleyiyantadeziliao，taxiaoshihouhaoxiangjiao……suxiaoji？

jiyangdeji。yigeyouzheizhongmingzidenvhaizi，tongniandagailvbuhuitaixingfu。taxianzaijingshenzhuangtaibuwending，

quezhizheyuyigejiaozhangweidesizhe，huoxu……zheiqi‘mousha’hetaxiaoshihoudejingliyouguan？tayaoshade，

kenengbushiyigejutideren，ershitadeguoqu。」woshuowan，zhenggebangongshiyaquewusheng。tiandebi「pada」

yishengdiaozailedishang。linfenglianshangdechaofengjiangzhule，kanwodeyanshenxiangshijianlegui。「duizhang，

wo……wojiushiaikandiantuilixiaoshuo，huluanlianxide，nimenqianwanbiexina！」wohenbudeyaodiaozijideshetou，

zhixiangganjinpieqingguanxi。tianjianqibi，shenshendikanlewoyiyan，ranhoumengdizhanqilai，

shengyinburongzhiyi。「linfeng！likequchananshanhoupodedixingtu！lingwai，pairenqusuniandelaojia，

diaochatatongnianderenjiguanxi，tebieshizheigejiaozhangweideren！」2.minglingxiada，

zhenggezhuananzulikegaosuyunzhuanqilai。linfengsuiranyilianbufu，danhaishilingmingerqu。linzouqian，

tahenhendenglewoyiyan，fangfozaishuo「suannixiaozihaoyun」。wosuolesuobozi，

zhixiangzhaogejiaoluojixudangwodexiaotouming。ketianquemeifangguowo，tazoudaowomianqian，

neishuangshenshideyanjingfangfoyaojiangwokanchuan。「ouyangtai，nizheige‘xiazhuomo’，youdianyisi。」「duizhang，

zhen……zhenshiqiaohe。」wolenghandoukuaixialaile。zheigexitongyougepomaobing，

zhiyouzaiwomoyufankundeshihoucaihuizidongjihuo，wogenbenkongzhibule。tianbuzhikefou，

zhishipailepaiwodejianbang：「biejinzhang，nianqingrenyouxiangfashihaoshi。genwoquyitangnanshan。」wo：「……」

wozhixiangxiaban，xiexie。zuizhong，wohaishibeisaijinletiandecheli，kaiwangnanshanhoupo。yilushang，

tiandouzaidadianhuaxiediao，erwozekaozaichechuangshang，nulirangzijijinru「moyuzhuangtai」，

xiwangxitongnengzaijiwodiantishi，haorangwozaodianpoanxiaban。nanshanhoupodishipianpi，zacaocongsheng，

genbenmeiyouzhengjinglu。womengenzhebendixiangdao，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodizaihongzhantulibashe。「duizhang，

zheidifangniaobulashide，sunianyigenvhaizipaozheilaiganma？」tongxingdejingyuanxiaolibaoyuandao。tianmeishuohua，

muguangruilidisaoshizhesizhou。wozezaixinlimomotucao，dangranshilaimai……dengdeng，xitongmeishuomaishia。

jiuzaizheishi，linfengdedianhuadaleguolai，yuqilidaizheyisixingzailehuo：「duizhang，chadaole。

sunianlaojianeibianfankui，taxiaoshihouqueshiyougejiaozhangweidelinju，shigexiaohunhun，jinianqianyinweidajiadouou，

zaojiujinqule，xianzaihaizailitoucaifengrenjini。huodehaohaode！」dianhuakailemianti，

chelisuoyourendoutingjianle。xiaoli「puchi」yishengxiaolechulai：「wojiushuoma，kendingshineinvdeyixiangzhengfanle。

」tiandelianseshunjianheilexialai。zheiyiweizhe，womendadonggangedipaodaozheihuangshanyeling，wanquanshibaifeigongfu。

erzheiyiqie，douyuanyuwoneigebukaopude「xiazhuomo」。wonengganjuedao，

yidaodaohuotongqinghuokanhaoxidemuguangluozaiwoshenshang。wodeshixijingyuanshengya，kongpayaotiqianjieshule。

「ouyangtai。」tiangualedianhua，shengyintingbuchuxinu。「dao！」woyigelizheng。

「duiyuzhangweihaihuozhezheijianshi，niyoushenmexinde‘xiazhuomo’ma？」tateyijiazhongle「xiazhuomo」sangezi。

wojianzhixiangdangchangqushi。xitong！xitongnikuaichulaijiuyixiaa！【ding！jiancedaosuzhuqiangliedexiabanyiyuan，

xitongercituiyankaiqi……】【xiansuoxiuzheng：sizhebingfeizhangwei。】【xinxiansuo：suniandezhinian，

nanshandehongzhantu，beiyiwangdetongnian。】【tuiyanzhong……qingsuzhuguanchaxianchanghuanjing，xunzhaochufaxingxiansuo。

】chufaxingxiansuo？womangrandihuangusizhou。zheilichuleshujiushicao，haiyoubeiwomencaideluanqibazaodehongtudi。

wodemuguangwuyizhongluozaiyipianbuqiyandeguanmucongshang。neilidezhiyeyoumingxiandezheduanhenji，danqiguaideshi，

duankoudefangxiangbushichaowai，ershichaonei。erqie，zhouweidetengmanzhiwuyoubeiliqiqiegeguodehenji，qiekouhenxin。

yigedadandeniantouzaiwonaozhongshanguo。woyoukaishifankunle，yanpizhidajia，

zuilibushoukongzhidinannandao：「qiguai……zheixieshuzhizenmeshiwangliduande？

xiangshiyourencongxiamianyingzhuaishangqu……erqiezheixietengman，xiangshigangbeikanguo……」「zheishuomingleshenme？」

tianlikezhuiwen。woyigejiling，ganjinbizui。buxing，bunengzaishuole。「shuo！」tiandeyuqiyanliqilai。

woyukuwulei，zhinengyingzhetoupijixubian：「zheishuoming……shuomingkenengyourencongzheigexieposhanghuaxiaqule，

ranhoulingyigerenweilejiuta，kanduanletengman，xiangbatalashanglai，jieguoyongliguomeng，

baguanmudezhitiaodoujizhuaiduanle……」woshuowan，zijidoujuedelipu。raner，

tianquexiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao，talikeduishenhoudeduiyuanxialing：「shunzhezheigefangxiang，xiaqukankan！

zhuyianquan！」linfengzaidianhuaneitoutingdaolequancheng，renbuzhuchixiao：「duizhang，nizhenxintadeguihuaa？

biangushidoubianbuyuan。haijiuren？zenmebushuoshizaizheipaiwuxiapianni？」tianmeilita，

zhishisisidingzheneigebuqiyandexiepo。henkuai，shunzheshengsuoxiaqudeduiyuanchuanlailejinghu。「duizhang！

xiamian……xiamianyoudongxi！」3.suoyourendexindoutidaolesangziyan。henkuai，

yigebeitengmanhenitubaoguodeyanyanshishidedongxibeidiaoleshanglai。

neishiyigexiaoxiaode、yijingshengxiudetiepihezi，xianggeertongbandeshiguangjiaonang。genbenbushishenmeshiti。

qifenyidufeichangganga。linfengzaidianhuaneitouhaobuyanshididaxiaoqilai：「shiguangjiaonang？ouyangtai，

nikezhenshigetiancai！xuanyipianrangniyingshengshengbaichengleqingchunhuaijiuju！」wodelianshaodetonghong，

henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。tiandelianseyenankandaolejidian。tahuilehuishou，rangrenbatieheziqiaokai。

hezilimeiyouxiangxiangzhongdezhenbao，zhiyouyixiexiaohaizidedongxi。jikepiaoliangdebolidanzhu，

yigetunlesedeaotemanmianju，haiyouyibenfengpidouyifahuangderijiben。「shoudui！」

tiandeshengyinlichongmanleyayidenuhuo。wozhidao，wowandanle。huidaojuli，

woganjuezijixianggebeigongkaichuxingdefanren。suoyourendouyongyizhong「kan，jiushizheigeshazi」deyanshenkanwo。

linfenggengshideyiyangyang，zoudaowoshenbian，pailepaiwodezhuozi：「shixisheng，biehuixin。

suirannimeiyoupoandetianfu，danniyoujianggushidecainenga。yihouzhuanxingqudangbianju，meizhunnenghuo。」

wobatoumaidedidide，yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。「doubiechaole！」tidannazheneibenjiuriji，

congbangongshilizouchulai，lianseningzhongdekepa。tabarijibenshuaizaizhuoshang：「ouyangtai，niguolai。」

wozhanzhanjingjingdizouguoqu。「nian。」tianzhizherijiben。wofankaifanhuangdezhiye，yigumeiweipumianerlai。

shangmiandezijihenzhinen，waiwainiuniu，shuyuyigehaizi。「xnianxyuexri，qing。jintian，

zhangweineigehuaidanyouqiangwodexiangpile。tajiaowo‘tuoyouping’，‘meirenyaodehaizi’。wohennanguo。danshi，

lizhebangwoqianghuilaile。lizheshiwodeyingxiong。」「xnianxyuexri，yu。zhangweibawodexinqunzinongzangle，

haibawotuidaozainidili。wokule。lizheweilewo，hezhangweidaleyijia。lizhedezuijiaodouliuxuele，

keshitahaizaiduiwoxiao。tashuo，tahuiyongyuanbaohuwo。」rijidezhuren，xianranjiushitongnianshidesunian，

yejiushi「suxiaoji」。rijili，chuxianpinlvzuigaodelianggemingzi，yigeshibalingtade「huaidan」zhangwei，

lingyige，shibaohutade「yingxiong」lizhe。woyuenian，xinyuechen。rijidezuihouyiye，zijiliaocaoerjingkong。

「xnianxyuexri，yin。wohelizhebaguaiwumaiqilaile。maizailewomendemimijidi。lizheshuo，

tahuidaiwolikaizheili，quyigemeiyouguaiwudedifang。keshi，taqunale？taweishenmehaibuhuilaizhaowo？

tashibushibuyaowole？」bangongshilisiyibandejijing。suoyourendoubeirijilideneirongzhenjingle。guaiwu？

maiqilaile？「zheigelizheshishei？」tiandeshengyinshaya。「duizhang，」linfengdelianseyebianle，

「womashangqucha！」woheshangrijiben，naoziliwengwengzuoxiang。yigekepadecaixiangzaiwoxinzhongxingcheng。

sunianyaoshade，genbenbushihaihuozhedezhangwei。tayao「sha」de，shirijilineigebeimaizangde「guaiwu」。

ertalai「zishou」，yebushiweileyigezuijinfashengdeanjian。tashiweileshiwunianqian，neigexiaoshide「yingxiong」

lizhe，heneichangbeiyiwangde「maizang」。woganjuehoulongfagan，renbuzhuyou「shuolouzui」le。

「duizhang……sunianta……tabushizaichanhuisharen。tashizaiqiujiu。tazaiwenwomen，tadeyingxiong，lizhe，

qunale。」wodeshengyinhenqing，quexiangyikezhalei，zaisuoyourenerbianxiangqi。tianmengditaitou，

yanshenlishiqiansuoweiyoudezhenjinghehairan。takanzhewo，zuichundongledong，sihuxiangshuoshenme。jiuzaizheishi，

linfengnazheyifengangdayinchulaideziliao，diediezhuangzhuangdichonglejinlai，liansecanbairuzhi。「dui……duizhang！

chadaole！」「shiwunianqian，sunianlikailaojiadeneiyitian，zhangwei……dangshizhiyoushiersuidezhangwei，

beirenfaxiansizailenanshanhoupodeshanyaxia！dangshidejielunshi……yiwaizhuiya！」4.「yiwaizhuiya？」

tiandeshengyinxiangshicongyafenglijichulaide。「shide，」linfengdeshengyindouzaifazhan，

「dangshizhangweidefumunaodehenlihai，danxianchangmeiyoubodouhenji，fayijiandingyeshigaozhuishenwang，

zuihouzhinenganyiwaijiean。」bangongshilidekongqifangfoninggule。yigehuobengluantiaodehunhunzhangwei，

yigeyiwaizhuiyadeshaonianzhangwei。suniandejiyichuxianlehunluan，tabalianggezhangweihunxiaole。

tayiweizijiyaoshadeneigebalingzhehaihuozhe，quebuzhidao，zhenzhengde「guaiwu」zaoyisiqu。

suoyourendemuguangdouhuijidaowoshenshang，chongmanlejingyihebukesiyi。ruguoshuodiyicishiqiaohe，

diercishiyunqi，neizheiyicini？wojingzhundiyuyanleanjiandehexin——zheibushiyiqidangxiademousha，

ershiyizhuangchenfengdejiuan。「ouyangtai……」tiankanzhewo，yanshenfuza，「nidaodishizenme……」

「wo……wojiushixiacaide……」wokuaikule，zheigaisidexitong，

meicidouzaiwozuibuxiangchufengtoudeshihoubawotuidaofengkoulangjian。「goule！」tiandaduanwo，tashenxiyikouqi，

qiangpozijilengjingxialai，「xianzaibushizhuijiuzheigedeshihou。linfeng，haiyoubiedefaxianma？」

linfengyanlekoutuomo，jiannandidishanglingyifenwenjian。「haiyou……haiyougengqiaohedeshi。」

「hezhangwei‘yiwaizhuiya’tongyitian，tazuihaodepengyou，neigerijilide‘yingxiong’……lizhe，shizongle。」

「shengbujianren，sibujianshi，jiuzheimecongshijieshangxiaoshile。shiwunianle，yaowuyinxin。」hong！

wodedanaoyipiankongbai。ruguoshuozhangweidesishiyiwai，neilizhedeshizongni？yigebaohuzhe，yigebeibaohuzhe，

yigebalingzhe。sangeren，tongyitian，zaitongyigedidian。yigesile，yigeshizongle，

yigedaizheposuidejiyihuolexialai。zheijueduibushiyiwai！suniandezishou，neibenchenfengderiji，

neiju「wohelizhebaguaiwumaiqilaile」，suoyouxiansuoshunjianchuanlianchengyitiaoxuelinlindezhenxiangzhilian。「like，

zhongxinshenxunsunian！」tiandeshengyinsiya，daizheyisizhandou，「wenqingchulizhe！wenqingchushiwunianqianneitian，

zainanshanshang，daodifashengleshenme！」raner，shenxunxianrulejiangju。yitidaolizhe，