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zhurengongjiaozuoyimaxiaowandexiaoshuojiaozuo《xieyu》，tadezuozheshiyousanwanshuixiedeyibenxuanyilingyileixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：fengshuiyuqishiyejiaoyinyangyu，qingduile，nenggaiyunjiangfu，qingcuole，huirelaizaihuo。...

精彩章节

我特么都懵了。

gouyaorenjianguo，renyaogouhaishidiyicijian。

ganjinpaoguoqu，qulalixiaoxiao，jieguolixiaoxiaoxinghongzheyan，zhangzuijiuxiangwoboziyaolai。

wojile，yigeshoudaokanzaitadebozishang，tamenhengyisheng，rubaotayiyangdaolexiaqu。

“buhaoyisi，tanaoziyoudianwenti！”womangduizhezhoubianrenshuodao。

baoanshuo：“zuoweijiashu，nizhidaotanaoziyouwentihaibuguanhao？！neitiaochongwugoushoushangle，tazhurenhuilai，yidinghuizhaonimensuanzhang！”

womangbudieshuo，yidingyiding，gaipeijiupei。erhou，baituobaoanbangwoyiqibatakanghuiqu。

baoannaodao，zheimezhong，bukang！

wowuyudaolejidian，zhihaoyingzhetoupi，batabeiqilai。zheiyibei，chadianbawoleituxue，jishimidejuli，zuzuhualebangexiaoshi，daolebieshu，woyijingshuangyanfanbai，xielehaoyizhencaihuiguojinglai。

lixiaoxiaoxinglaihou，huifulelizhi，duizhewodahan：“zuoge，woea！qiunijiwochideba。”

woshuozanganjinjiwanyu，jiubuhuiele。

lixiaoxiaodaizhekuqiang：“wobujianfeile，zaibuchichourouhuisidiao！zuoge，yaobuniderourangwoyaoliangkouba，jiuliangkou，wojiqian，yikoushiwanzenmeyang？”

**！

这是有多疯！

wozhizhetanuhoudao：“youdanlianglaiyao，wobuqiaosuinideya，laozibuxinzuo！”

xiongsheneshadeyijuhua，chedibalixiaoxiaojizhenzhule，huoxu……batatineidedanfuguizhenzhule。

chengcijihui，wokuaisudianranjiyuxiang，lishengdao：“genwozuodongzuo！”

lixiaoxiaobeihepale，yankuangqinzhelei，guaiguaidigenzhewozuodongzuo。

dongzuoyizuowan，lixiaoxiaojingran“putong”yishengzaidaozaishafashang，xiangsileyiban。

woheleyitiao，ganjinqutantadehuxi，faxianyiqiezhengchang，zhuanyanchoubajianli，tahunshenbiedegengjiachihong，yizhongbianmilabuchulaideganjue，yuyandengdelaoda，zaiyugangliyidongbudong。

bajianlishiyangyuzhongdeyinyu，ruguoyouxiesui，yinggaifanyingjuliecaidui，zazheifusiyangzi？buguo，woduizijiyangyinyangyudeshouduanhaishibijiaozixin，jingjingkaozaiyipangdeng。

zheiyideng，zuzudengleyiwanshang。

yangyuxiaoguoqueshibiyinyulaideman！

diertianzaoshangbadianzuoyou，laishile。

lixiaoxiaoturancongshafashangbengleqilai，wawaduizhedishangkuangtu。eryuganglidebajianli，zuiliyefengkuangdituzheshuipao！

起效了！

zhenggewuzineigechoua，jianzhibietile。wobafangjiansuoyoudechuanghudoudakai，haishisanbuleneiguchouwei。

tuleyihuier，lixiaoxiaoyouxiangfengleyiban，cizheya，kuaisuxiangwochonglai。

什么情况？！

zhuanyanyikanyugang，bajianlizailimianfangun，xiandefeichangnanshou。erhou，turanyigeliyudating，youkaishiwangwaitushui。cikelixiaoxiaoyijingchongdaowomianqian，danbajianlizuochuliyudatingzishizhihou，tatingxiadongzuo，youpadishangwawakaishitu。

如此反复了好几次。

不对劲！

bajianlishiquguiliqi，danfuguiyaomepao、yaomesi，bukenengyouyutayinggangdebenshi。erqie，liyudating，zhengmingbajianlichuyufeichangjiannandelajuzhandangzhong。

我脑子一炸。

有人在斗法！

qutadayede，wozaoyuganyinxingdele！

laojiacengshuoguosanbuzhan，qizhongyouyitiaobianshi“zaoyutongxingbuzhan”。wozenmezheimedaomei，jingranzaodaoletongxing？！ganjinjilaojiadalegedianhua，shuoleyixiaqingkuang。laojiayiting，zaineitoujile：“wanduzi！lixiaoxiaokendingshiyourenguyinongta，niganjindaizheyuche，qianwodahuiqu，zheishierwomenbixuganjinliaotanzi！”

“wochele，lixiaoxiaozenmeban？”

“niguantazenmeban！weishenmezaoyutongxingbuzhan？jiuyinweiwomenbuzhidaoduishoushilizenmeyang，wanyibiwomenlihai，zansidoubuzhidaozenmesi。liudeqingshanzai，bupameichaishao，maliudianzou！niyongbajianliquxie，wogujimuhouneijiahuomashangjiuyaolaile。”

理确实是这么个理。

danruguowoxianzaidaizheyuche，lixiaoxiaotineixiesuibushouyazhi，dengyushuangfangbahe，yifangturandiuleshengzi，lixiaoxiaokendingshoudanfuguifanshibaoti，zuizhongnantaoyisi。zheiyuwoqinshoushaleta，youyoushenmequbie？

“wei！xiaozuoniqianwanbiefashenjinga，shuohua……”

我挂了电话。

wobuzuncongyeyedejiaodai，taruyinxing，shishuwunai，xiangxinjiuquanzhixiatahuilijie。keruguowotanshengpasi，zhikerenanweiyuleiluan，diulezuojiayinyangyuchuanrenzhongyibingxin，yeyeyidingbuhuifangguowo。

我相信八剑鲤！

gemendengzhehailixiaoxiaodefashidaolai！

bangexiaoshizhihou，menwaitingdaoyigeshengyin：“lixiaoxiao，nidewaimai。”

jinlaiyigewaimaixiaoge，wochumen，qianlezi，jiaotawaimaifangzaibianshang。

waimaixiaogexiangzou，wojiaozhuleta。

“haiyoushima？”waimaixiaogewendao。

“wennigewenti，chibopingtaijinizheifashikaiduoshaobaochou？”wolengshengwendao。

ciqianbanxiaoshi，woyemeixianzhe。yongshoujisouleyixialixiaoxiaodezhibopingtai，faxianyinianqianyouyipianbaodao，gaipingtaiyigedanghongchibonvzhubo，zhibochixianroushituranbaobi，siwangshidezhaopian，yulixiaoxiaoxinghongshuangyan，koujiaoliuxiandeyangzi，bingwuerzhi！

waimaixiaogeliansedoubian：“nixiashuoshenmeni？！”

woyiquandaguoqu，tazaidishangaihao，toukuidiaoluo，jingranshiyigeguangtou！

taxunsupaqilai，wanghoujituiliangbu，ehenhenshuo，ganhuaiwoshi！shuowan，tafengkuangbendaodiandongchebianshang，xiangkaihoubeixiang。wozhuichuqu，huranfaxian，xiongqiandejingminghutishenfukaishifatang。

后备箱有邪祟！

gemenzenmehuijitajihui？

feiqiyijiaochuaiguoqu，tafangunchujimiyuan。

wozakaihoubeixiang，limianjingranyouyigeboliguanzi，guanzilishiyilvzhangtoufahezhijia。wonaqiguanzi，henhenwangdixiayishuai，guanzisuile，dandandeheiqipiaochu，qichouwubi，fenbiandeweidao。neiguheiqisihuxiangjinbanfazuanruwotinei，kegangkaojin，daofuguntangzhiganyunong，heiqishunjianbeichongsan。

neiguangtouhedelianseshabai，xunjitaochufengshuiling，zuiliwuwanianguguaizhouyu，dinglinglinghuangdong。

woyijiaotiguoqu，fengshuilingbeitifei，ganghaoluozaibajianliyugangbianshang。bajianlizaiyugangliyigeliyudating，fengshuiling“peng”yishengbaole。

guangtoushunjiankoubibiaoxue，ciyaliezuidizhanqilai，manlianjingkong：“zuojiayinyangyu？！”

“suannishixiang！”wodahoudao。

chaoqibianshangyikuaibanzhuan，henhendichaotadaqu，siguangtouhaitingkangzou，beiwodadexuecihula，haizaibuduandizhengzha。worexuechongding，henbudezousita，biankuangdabianma：“**de！jiesongwaimaijichihuomenxiadanfuguizhou，hongpiantamenqupingtaizuozhuboxijin，nimendaodihaisileduoshaoren？！”

zhengzaicishi，shouturanbeirenlazhule。