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他不敢松手。
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痛得她直抽气。
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nayoushenmeyishunjiandebuxihuan？
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yiyandaodideganjingbaishe，tiejiazichuang，lanbaixiangjianxidefabaidechuangdan，wubugaosutacikesuozaidedifang——
医院。
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“tabuzhideniweitaliulei。”
“yihourangwolaiaini，ng？”
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“吧嗒——”
menbeituikai，daduanlejiangzhidesixu。
zhijianyigexiaohushishounazhecanhe，laidaotamianqian，yanlishanguojingyan，limaoxiaowen，“xingle？shentiyounalibushufudedifangma？”
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营养不良？
zicongjiangqiniannale‘yingdi’，jiangzhidegongzuoliangfanlejibei，changchangyimangqilaijiuwangjilechifan。
huozhesuibianchidiandongxiyingfuyixia，xiangbizuoyejiushiyinweimeichiwanfan，jiazhiqingxubuwen，bashentiyadaole。
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xiaohushiwenyan，tuokouerchu，“songnilaiyiyuandejiushininan......”
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