reduyizhibujiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《xianzunguilai，chushoujiwudi！》，shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyoumubinghejiangruoxian，jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“tianwaizhiren”derexiaozuopinzhiyi，chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：tabuxiangxinwangyaqingxingdeshihouhuigenzijishuozheiyangdehua。“woqingxingdehen，fandaoshini，hedeyoudianshangtouleba，kuaihuijiaba，zanmenhainengzuoputongpeng……
花山瀑布
feiliuzhixiasanqianchi，yishiyinheluojiutian。
pubuzhongjianchulaideshuizhuxiruyanchen，piaosanzaikongqizhong，chenglemengmengshuiwu，jiliangpangdeqingmupishangleyicengbobodeqingsha。
liufeifei，liyao，haiyoubaijingjingdouhuanshanglebijini，zhijietiaoruleneiqingliangshuangkuaidepubuzhong。
chenbindengrenziranshidengbujile，zhijiechuanzheyijianyongkujiutiaojinshuilile。
“啊～”
chenbinguyiposhuipozailiufeifeilianshang，jiandedeliufeifeirenbuzhujiaoleqilai。
“走你！”
liyaojianzhuang，daizhezijijiemeikaishifanji，shijingchaozhechenbindengrenposhui。
liangbiandadehuore，weiyoubaijingjingmeiyoucanyujinqu，zhishiyoudaoyibianzuozaiyikuaidaqingshishang，wangzheneiqishihuihongdedapubu，xiangshouzhedazirandemeimiao。
“nizenmebuquhetamenyikuaiwanera？”
zheishi，mubinghetangshuizouleguolai。
“kenengwozhishixihuanqingjingyixieba。”
baijingjingkanleyiyanmubinghe，buzhidaoweihe，bierenhetashuohuadeshihou，taneixinshidaizheyisidichude，shibuyuanyiduoshuode。
kepianpianmubinghekaikou，tafanershifenxiangyaohemubingheduoshuoyixie。
“guoranrenruqiminga，jingjingjiushixihuanqingjing。”
mubinghexiaolexiao，baijingjinghaizhenshiheqianshiyimoyiyang，haishizheimexihuanyigerenqingjing。
这时
liyaozhuyidaolezheibiandeqingkuang，buyouliumeiyicu。
“zheiqiongxiaozi，juranhaidianjizhewojiajingjing，zhenshilaihamaxiangchitianerou。”
liyaokandaomubingheyoucoudaozijihaojiemeibaijingjingshenbian，dunshinaole。
nimubingheshenmedangci，yepeideshangbaijingjing，zijixinlimeidianshume。
“jingjing，niganmani，laiyouyonga，genneiqiongxiaoziyoushahaoliaode。”
liyaozhijieyoudaolejingjingshenbian，dengleyiyanmubinghe，ranhoulouzhejingjingneimirenxinggandeshuisheyaozhijiewangshuilitiao。
哗啦啦～
水花溅向四周～
yigexiaoshihou，zhongrenwanleile，bianhuizhuangyuanbaofanglihuanyifuchifanqule。
liufeifeidengrendianleyixiezheilidetechanhexianhenongjiamujihaiyouyixiexinxiandeshengshu，ranhouyoushangleyixiangmaotai。
“不醉不归啊～”
chenbinzhijiekailepingmaotai，haoshuangdexiaodao。
buguomuguangkanxiangmubinghedeshihou，manshibuxie。
“gemen，wokannibuxiangnenghejiuderen，zheijiuwojiubujinile，womenjigehejiuhaole。”
chenbinxianranshiguyizhenduimubinghe，takebuxianglangfeizijidejiujiyigeqiongxiaozihe，duifanggenbenbugoudangci，haixianggentaheyiyangdejiu，kaishenmewanxiao。
“chenbin，niganmaa，dajiadouyiqichulaiwande，buyaogaoqubieduidaia。”
baijingjingbuzhiweihe，turanweimubingheshuohuale。
“jingjing，nigentarenshiduojiua，zheijiugebozhouwangwaiguaile？”
liyaoyeshilengleyixia，suijilianmanglazhejingjingdeshou，quanshuoqilai。
“nimenbiezheiyang，wokantarentinghaode，doushiyiqichulaiwan，meibiyaozheiyang，wodanduqingtaheyiping。”
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mubinghekanleyiyanbaijingjing，zheinvhaigenqianshizhenshiyimoyiyang，haishizheimeyonggan，zheimerexinchang。
“nimenbiezhengle，jintiannimendeyiqiekaixiao，womenyaolaobanqingle。”
zheishi，gebizhuoyigedaobananyouxiezuixunxundeqishen，yaoyaobaibaidezouleguolai，haoqidedao。
“buguo，yaoneiweibaiyifudeguniangguoqupeiwomenyaolaobanheyibei。”
daobananzijiaozhufei，shibeichengdalao，ciketianzhezuichun，yiliansemimidehuaixiaoqilai，muguangchirededingzhebaijingjingneixuebaidedazhangtui，haiyouneichengshuxinggandejiaoqu。
liufeifeidengrenwenyan，lianseyibian，xianranshitingchuduifangdeyisile。
“baoqian，womenyouqian，yongbuzhenimenlaobanqingke，qingnilikai。”
liufeifeilenglengdehuijuele，xiangyaodongtajiemei，kaishenmewanxiao。
“tingbujiantashuohuame，rangnilikai！”
chenbinjianzheidaobananbantianbuzou，haizhanzaineili，yeshiyouxienaole，zhijieqishen，dengzheneidaobanan。
bieyiweitoushangyougedaobatajiuhuihaipa，tajialishijigeyi，haipaqingbuqiren？
“nimade，zhenyiweilaozishigennimenshangliangni？”
neidaobananzhufeizhuanshenlunqiyigejiupingzhijiekouzailechenbindenaodaishang
啪的一声！
zhijiejiangchenbindadeyanmaojinxing，toupoxueliu。
“ni……nigandawo？”
“nitamadezhibuzhidaowobashishei？”
陈斌当场炸了！
tabakeshiqingzhoushishenjiashijiyidefuhao，nitamayigehunhunyeganduitadongshou，huoniwaileba！
“hehe，nibashisheia，lai，shuolaitingting！”
daobananyilianhaoxiaodekanzhechenbin，tabeihoudelaobanneikeshihuashanzhuangyuanmuhoulaobanpanghuhuge。
renhulaobanzaiqingzhoushineikeshimeiyourenjigerengandezuidecunzai！
jushuoneikeshiyoulingxiupengyouzaibeihouchengyaodekongbucunzai！
“wobashixxdajiudiandelaoban，zaiqingzhoushirenshibushaodalao，nigandawo，wogaosuni，niwanle！”
chenbinmuguangsisidedengzhedaobanan。
“hehe，wodaoshishei，yuanlaishichendahaineixiaozia。”
houmianneichuanzhexiuxiansuiyidezhongniannanziyilianwanweidepiaoleyiyanchenbin，lengxiaoleqilai。
“你……你是谁？”
“zhidaowobashishei，haiganfangrennideshouxiaduiwodongshou？”
“jiubupawobabaofu？”
chenbinmuguangyinqingbudingdekanzheneishenmidezhongniannanzi，duifangsuiranyiliansuihedemoyang，keshizongjitayizhongshifenweixiandeganjue，zongganjueyiqianhaoxiangzainalijianguota。
“呵呵，报复我？”
“nikeyidagedianhuawenwenta，jiugaosuta，panghudeshouxiadaletaerzi，kantaganbuganbaofu！”
neizhongniannanzijiaopanghu，shizheihuashanzhuangyuandelaoban，gengshiqingzhoushiyoumingdefuhao，shilijiweikongbu。
“什么？”
“ni……nishuonishipang……panghu？”
“qingzhoushishoufuhuge？”
chenbintingdaozheigemingzihou，tongkongmengdiyisuo，liansedabian。
zheigemingzitaketingletaiduocile，neikeshiqingzhoushideshoufua！
zijigangcaitamadejuranzaiweixieqingzhoushideshoufu？
renjiakeshishenjiayibaigeyidedafuhao，zijilaodieneidianqiansuangepi，erqiejushuorenjiabeihoukeshiyoulingshichengyaode。
panghuzheigemingziyichuxianhou，liufeifei，liyaodengrenyeshihedeyishenlenghan。
tamenyouqihuibuzhidaopanghushiheren！
neikeshiqingzhoushidiyifuhao！
“完了完了～”
“这下完蛋了～”
柳菲菲心中一凉。
yaoshibierenhaihao，kepianpianshipanghu，jiusuantamensuoyourendebeijingjiaqilaiyedezuibuqirenjiaa。
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