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第17章
“guanyunzhang！！guanyunzhang！！zenmehuishini！！weishenmehuishini？”weiyouwangfanlenglengdingzhelvpaoshenyingnannandao。
“正是关某！！”
“hu！！guanyubaijianzhugong！！”lvpaorenyingwensheng，zhuanguoshenlai，tidaobaishoudao。
suiyuluanjunbaowei，queshiwanjunruwuwu，shenzhengyanzhong，heibaitongkongfenming，jiongjiongyoushen，sihaobuhuang，sihaobuluan，renshifenglaiyuqu，tianyaodidongdouwufarangtazhanlifenhao。
“yunzhangyunzhang！！”wangfanqueshishuangyanshirunle，taxiangbumingbai，mingmingjuedi，zijibaisiwuyisheng，erzijisizesi，wusuoweiju，kepianpianweihe，yaozheiguanyunzhanglai？ruciyijuezhirenweiheyaopeitayitongfusi？weihe！weihe！！
“zhugongpale？”qiaodewangfanjuranleijibanbanyangzi，lvpaorenyingqingtiaomeijian，chenshengyidao。
wangfancanxiao，putongyisheng，juranshiduineilvpaorenyingguilexialai。
“fanyirenliwanjunzhizhong，zaojiangshengsizhizhiduwai，hejushengsi？zhishi，quehuohaileyunzhangruhebubei，bushang。”
“yunzhang！nikuaikuaizou！pingniwushuangzhilibidingnenggoutuchuzhongwei！！kuaizou，bietongwoyitongsizaizheijuedi！！”shuozhe，wangfanyoushibeiqiedao，jingshiluchukenqiuyangmao。
“e？ruci？haha！！！”wenyan，neilvpaorenyingbudongfenhao，quezhishihahadaxiao。
“zhugong，heweisidi？guanmouzongmazhangdaoyisheng，congbuzhiheweisidi！！rujinzeijun，yiwuguanzhi，buguotujiwaquaneryi，youhejuzhi？”shuodao，lvpaorenying，huiqidadao，zhizhitianji，erzheishi，yimoqingguangxianyudaojian，huanhuanerxia，shechulezhenggedaoshen。
ruhe？zhijian，yifulongtengtuzhujianbeiqingguangzhaoxian，neiqinglongjiangzhenggedaoshenpanzhu，xuekoudazhang，wuzhuagouzhi，zhitunmingyue，zhenggedaoshenjiuchiwucun，meiyichudousanfazhehanguang，rufubingshuang，lengyan！！
zaiguanhuidaozhiren，yishenlvpao，toudailvjin，jiuchixiongzi，hengtayushi，erchizhangran，chuiyuxiongqian，piaopiaoerli，haobujunyi，mianruzhongzao，chunrutuzhi，danfengyan，wojianmei，zhenshixiangmaotangtang，weifenglinlin。
“pu！！**，kuai！kuai！！jishaletamen！！shaletamen！！pu”zheishi，murongfucongyipangpaqi，kouzhongbuduanouzhexianxue，shenshangjinjiadouaoxian，manliandefennuhoudao，houwan，youshiyikouxianxuepenchu，yaoyaojiuyaodaoxia，haozaiyipangjunshilianmangfuzhu。
“shasha......”junlingnanwei，buduandazhehanzhandeshibingkouzhongzhiduosuozhe，yingzhetoupisihouzheshashengchonglai。
“wusheigan！！”zhiting，yishengjuleixiangqi，qingdaoshanguo，yibairenzhangyirentouluodi，zaiguanyunzhang，danfengyanweimi，shouwoqingdao，huanhuanfuguodaoshangsuoliuzhixue，weinudao“sheihaiganzaisongtoulai！！”shuobakuamatidao，angshoutingxiong，jingzaiwanjunzhenzhongwuqiledadao。
fenfenhanguangbuduanshechu，zhihedewanrendajunbuganxiangqianyibu。
“yunzhangzhiyongzhenshijushiwushuang，fanburuye”guanyushoutibashierjindadaoruwuwu，bashierludaofagelujingshen，wangfanbuyoubaifuzantandao。
“neizhugongweihehaibuyuyunzhangyitongshachu！！”guanyuwudaodao，wojianmeiduizhewangfan。
wensheng，wangfanwulikuxiaoyaotou。“wuyiwushengyi，siyiyijue，yunzhangkuaikuaizou，xiuguanyufan”zhidewangfanhuaweiluo，zhongzhongzhishengbianchuanruwangfannaozhong。
“nuofu！”queshiguanyunzhangmashangnudao。
“woqiewenni，yujiweihecongni？”guanyumiyanwendao。
王凡语塞不知。
“haha！！feiniwangfanmianjunshenzi，yefeiniwangfanfuguiwanqian！”
shi，wangfanzhimaoruhepeideshangyujimeiren，zijigengshiguqiongwubi，shenwufenhao。
“hegu？”wangfanbuyouwendao。
guanyunzhangtidaozhixiangwangfanzhongshengdao“yi！”
“义？”王凡疑惑。
“yujizaishang，qingshouguanmouyibai。shuodao，guanyuxianshiwangkonggongshoujingdao。
ranhouyounuzhiwangfan，lishengdao“yujidayi，yixinweitianxiashejifanrenbaixing，yiweiniwangfanshijiushizhiren，caiyishenxiangxu，buliao，niquezhishizisizilizhiren，bugutianxiazhongsheng，buguyujizhongshendayi！！niruoqule，yujizhongshidoubuhuiraodeni！！”
“yujiyuji？yuji！！”guanyulishengxia，wangfantongkongbuduanfangda。
“zhugong，jinxiushanchuannin”yujilinbiedehuayuweiraoerbian。
“jinxiushanchuanhahaha，fanmingbailemingbaile”shaneijian，wangfanxinzhongdunwu，yuanlaiyujisuoyaodejinxiushanchuan，jiangshanhetu
“tianxiataiping，wanminguixin”
“yujiyuji，kelianfanxianzaicaimingbai，nizhidayi！nizhidayi！！”wangfanxinzhongtouche，youshileiliumanmian。
“suoyi，gaosuwo，nishiyingxiong，naqiwuqi，tongwoyitongzhandou！！weileyujidemengxiang，ruguonizhendeaita！jiunaqiwuqi！！juebudaoxia！！juebufangqi！！”guanyuzhongshengguwu。
嗡嗡嗡
huran，wangfannaozhongsuoyoudebugan，suoyoudemiwudoutongtongxiaoshi。
“weileyujidemengxiang，weileyujidedayi，wangfanbunengsi，bunengsi！！cangtiana，wangfanfashi，buwanchengyujidemengxiang，wangfanjuebushiqu！！”wangfanoushengsihandao。
shuoba，dengzhexinghongdeyanjing，yaoyazhanqi，queshipudeyisheng，yijinglibucongxin，jiaoxia，xueliubiandi，zijidexuedouliujuchengxuebo，tong！tong！tong！shentidemeiyichudoutongdesixinliefei，liqunan，zhongshenggengnan！
“buyaofangqi！buyaofangqi！！”qiaojianwangfantongkuwanfendeshense，guanyuxinzhongyeshibeitonglianshang，kecankudeshishixia，burongxuanze，zhiyousihuosheng！
“huhuyunzhang，jiexialai，biankantianyile，tianbujuewo，fanbibuwang，tianyaowangfan，fanwuchucongsheng”kanzheweifenglinlindeguanyu，wangfanhuanranyixiao。
huashenggangluo，wangfanbianhaojiaozhetijinjianxiangzhezhenwaikanqu，rendaojianqi，wuburenyangmafan，xuejianqichi。
wangfanyijingxiangtongle，zhishiquewanlexie，zijirujinyijingquntumolu，jiranruci，neibianzuozuihoushengsiyibo，erqieyexiadingsixin，ruozijizhudingwufatuoshen，yejuebulianleiguanyu，suoyicaiyirentijiansharuzhenzhong。
“zhugong！！”guanyulianmangjingjiao，kuamatidaoyanzaiwangfanshenhou。
“zhugong！danguanyuzai，juebujiaofanwang！”guanyuruhebumingbaiwangfanxinzhongsuoxiang，xinzhongzantanwangfanguoranyingxiong，gengshiweiwangfanyizhiertan，weijianyimian，bianyiyixiangzhi，ruhebuzan。
wangfanzaiqianpinmingkansha，guanyuwudaodianhou，liangrenyiqianyihou，jingrangwanrendajunduitaerrenwukenaihe。
“zhugong！kuaishangmalai！yunzhangdainituweierchu！！”qiaojianwangfanjianfazhujiansanluan，mingbaiwangfanlizhongjie，zhichibuzhu，jimangyufanshenxiama。
wangfanquetingzhibuli，yongjinliqihengsaoyiquan，dunshishijishizulanyaoerduan，buduancanhao。
“wangfanruoqu，juebulianleiyunzhang”wangfanchuanzhecuqixuruodao。
“danyunzhangsi，bukezhugongwang！”guanyunzhangyishixiama，tuozhuwangfanjiuwangchitumashangzhuai。
wangfansimingbucong，fanluoyipang，chijianbanguiyudi，kouzhongzhituxianxue。
liangrendizhenzhizhong，yaoyaoerwang，guanyuhuzhuxinqie，wangfanqueshengpalianleiyunzhang，haozhongyiliangren。
“zhugonga！！”zheici，guanyusangzhongjurandaizhan，guanyunzhangsulaijingzhongzhongyizhiren，wangfanshenweizhuren，jingduishouxiajiangshirucizhiyi，ruheburangguanyugandong。
“yunzhang”wangjianguanyuzhenzhongweilawangfan，fenlisisha，wangfanyebuyouzantanguanyuzhizhongyi。
“dangwozhesi！”qiaojianwangfanzhujianyanmeiyurenhaizhizhong，guanyufenrannuqi，lunqiyanyuedao，jinguanyuzhejiesi，yidaoxiaqu，lianrendaijiapiweisuipian，bashierludaofacengcengxianghu，qianqianhouhouwuyirenkeyijiejinguanyu。jishihe，guanyuqilibujian，faneryuezhanyueyong，wurenkedang，kequeqiaobujianlewangfanshenying。
“qishawoye，ruowuzhusiyunidengzhishou，guanyubijiangnimenquanbushachengsuipian！！”kanbujianwangfandeshenying，xinzhongyoujiyounu，guanyushuqimeijie，danudao，shouzhongyanyuedaogengshixiongmeng，zhishadezhouweimurongjunshilianlianhoutui。
zhengshiguanyujiaojizhishi，tuwenzhenzhongchuanlaiyishengmaersijiaosheng。
dunshiqianfangrenyangmafan，zaiyixian，xueqidangli，neirenshoutiwuchijinjianjianrenbiankan，lanzhejiesi。
“yunzhang！！suiwolai！！！”neirenhoujiaoyisheng，paimaxiangzhezhenwaichongqu，touyebuhui。
“haha！！zhugongzhennaishenrenye！！yunzhanglaiye！！”qiaojianneiren，guanyuruhebujidong，daotiyanyuedao，timaganqu，guanyuzuoxiashiheju？zhuifengchituye！hunshenshangxiahuotanbanchi，bachigao。
chitutongrenyi，sihanpaoxiaoyisheng，qiantitiqi，zhijiangwuliurentidexiongtangaoxianxiaqu，kuangpenxianxuedaofeichuqu，zhuangdaoyizhenrenma。zaisijiaoyisheng，congrenqunzhizhongtuchu，gandangzhejietuxueerfei，murongjungandanyulie，jingzaiwurengandang。
wangfanruhetaode？queshuoxianqianwangfanbeidijunbaowei，yiquanqiangzhenzhicongsimianbafangzhalai，huanzuozhiqian，wangfanzhenghaolelexinyuan，yisifuhuangquan，kebeiguanyuyiji，huangranxinwu，xinzhongsihou，weileyujidemengxiang，yidingyaohuoxiaqu。
wuchijinjianmengranhuixia，yiquanqiangzhendoujikanxia，zaishunshikanqu，shijishibinghuaweiliangjie，canhaodaoxia，beiluanjunjiantaersi，kewanrendajun，ruhezhiduo？gangjiesijing，youshiwushushizufenglebantiqiangcilai，wangfanwubujiyunzhang，youshiyifansisha，ruhenengdang？
zhengshiweinanshike，yipixuehongdemaerconghoufangchonglai，zhuangdaowushujunshi，tingzaiwangfanmianqian，zhidihou。
“haomaer!!!”wangfanjian，youshibuyoushengzhan，yuanlaizheipixuemazhengshiwangfanzhisuochengqi，wangfanbeiwanrenbaowei，zuoxiamaerzaobeiluanqiangcidao，matongrenyi，zhizhuyusi，maeryebudusheng，zhishibuduandishengaiming。
ermaerzhengaimingtanxizhiji，quejianzhurentijiansizhanqiusheng，genggandaozhurenqianglieqiushengyinianhou，huanxipaqi，xiangzhewangfanbianchonglai。
kanzhemaerhunshenxuedong，buduanwangwaimaozhexianxue，wangfanruhebuxintong，shenshoumozhemaerzongmao。
maerjindingzhewangfantongkong，buduandazhehuchi，fangfozaicuicuwangfanban。
“maerzhongyi，wangfanzhile，congjinwanghou，maerbianshifanxiongdi！”wangfanchenshengdaoqu，shuoba，yangtiandajiaoyisheng，kuamatijian，maeryeyishengsihou，fenliyiyue，xiangzheshengjichongqu。
guanyunzhang，wanrendi，baiwanjunzhongqushangjiangrentourutannangquwu，jinriyijian，guoranbufushengming！
zhijianguanyuzongmazhangdao，wurennengdang，jinsuiwangfanshenhou，yirenkanzhuzuoyouhousanmian，daoyingshanguo，wushurentouluodi，yizhensisha，bujianyunzhangqichuanyixia。
liangrenyigeshashen，yigezhanshen！zhichongdemurongfuzhenjiaodaluan，qianhouzuoyouzigubuxia，biandiaihao，yankanzheshengjizaiwang。
quebuqiaorenruyi，yunzhangzhengshadeqieshuang，huranmeijianyidou，yidaohanguangcongcemianshanlai。
danfengyanningqi，tidaodangqu，huangdangyisheng，yunzhangshoubeiweiweiyidou，budongfenhao，ertouxineirenbeizhendezhijiefeixiamaqu，beiluanjuntasi。
“buhao！shineizeijiangqinwei！”guanyuandaoyishengbuhao，lianmangzhaohuqianmianwangfan，jiakuaimalituchuzhenwai。
zhengshuoshi，wangfanguanyuqianhouzuoyoufangturanchonglaibaiqi，jiangerrenhuanhuanbaowei，bairentijiandaidun，pijiazhangpao，henshiweifeng，zhengshimurongfuzuijingruibudui，meiyirendouyouzheputongsanliuwujiangdeshili，henshiqianghan。
“zheizeijianghaoshengyongmeng！”guanyutandizhiqiang，neixiepipaoqinweigengshigegekongju，fenfenbuganzaiyuguanyuduizhan。
weihe？niqutouxirenjiaguanyu，benjiubushigaomingshoufa，errenjiazhishidangleyixia，touxizhirenjiuzhijiegancuidefeilechuqu，ruherangzheixiejingruiqinweibuju？
“guoran，murongfupaichulezuijingruidebudui，fushen，ruozhendeshinijiangfandailaicidi，nijiujuebuhuiganzuoshifanwang！”wangfanyanjiaoshanguo，kandezhengqie，yunzhangwuyang，touxizhirenquedanlechuqusizailuanjunzhong，yibiantanyunzhangzhimeng，yibianmamurongfuxiaoren，lianqinweiyeyiyangkaotouxiguijixiren。
“生死在此一举！”
“yunzhangmaxiachitubirankeyi，suoyiyunzhangyijingwushengsianwei，wobianfenliyibo！chengbaizaici！！yujiyouwo！”shuobawangfanxinzhongchengxinqidao，huikanyunzhang，anxinduitayixiao，erhoushijingpaimazuozuihouyibo！
“zhugong！！”guanyuqiaojianwangfanshense，xinjuebumiao，wojianmeiweichu，lianmangcuicumaxiachitu，zhengganshi，sanmianchuanlailengfeng，yuanlai，youyousanmingmurongfuqinweichenzheguanyuzoushenyitongtouxi。
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