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黄昏。
xiyangdeyuhuiluoxia，sazailelongchengjiaoquyizuodudongbieshuqian，yigenianqingrendaizhidecelianshang。
“zheilishiqiannianqiande……diqiu，wohuilaile？”
秦天久久失神！
wushushuxidejiyijinshuyongjintadenaohai。
huayuanbieshu……shengriyan……yimumushuhuamianrutongpaomadengyibancongqintiandeyanqianshanguo。
“xiangbudao，yunluozaixinmojiezhongdewo，jingranzhongshengdaoleyiqiekaishideshihou！”
qintianhuanghuzhijianhuiyiqiledujiedeneiyike，zijixiangqileshengmingzhongzuiweizhongyaodeyiduanjiyi，neishiyinzangzheqianershijiniandebugan，quru，wunaiyuhuihen。
“秦天。”
yigeshengyinhuranchuangjinleqintiandeerduoli。
qintianmuzhongcangsang，shunzheshengyinwangqu，yingmianzoulaiyiweigaotiaomeiyandeguniang。
linmeiqi，gaozhongshiqidexiaohua。
tunquleqingsedelianpangzhihou，shenshanggengtianyifencheng**rendeyunwei，zhoushenfengmanyaoshenqueyingyingyiwo，chaozheqintianzoulaizhishi，qiaotunbaidong，zuyirangrenhekanjiantadenanrenxintiaojiasu。
linmeiqizoudaoqintiandeshenbian，zhabazhedayanjingshenshizheqintian，“nilaoshishuo，laizheimezao，shibushihenxiangjiandaowoa？”
qintianjiangneixinwushujiyiyaxia，weixiaozhedaqudao，“dangranle，laizaodian，yehaozhanzhannishenshangdexianqi。”
“youpinzui。”linmeiqibeiqintiankualeliangju，bianxinzhongyitian，xiaolianweihong，xiusezhizhonggengtianlejifenkeai。
就在这时。
“meiqi，haojiubujian。”
yiduijinglinannvxiaozhezoulai。
qintianduizheigetamenquemeiyoushenmehaogan，qianyishitajiushizaizheigedifangbeilimengmenghedongtaoerrenjiuliwudeshiqingjixiluodehencan，rangtazaisuoyourenmianqiandiujinleyanmian。
limengmengzaiqintianshenshangshangxiadaliangleyixia，xiaodao，“yo，qintianniyelailea。”
“嗯。”
qintianzhishilimaodehuiyingleyixia！
limengmenghaoqididaliangzheta，xiaodao：“nizenmejinlai？zheihuayuanbieshulizhuderenfeifujigui，churudoushishangcengshehuiderenshi，nijiuzhichuangechenshanniuziku，baoanzenmehuifangnizheiyangderenjinruzheibieshuqunde？touliujinlaide？”
linmeiqilalexialimengmeng，qingshengchidao，“mengmeng！nizenmezheimeshuo，qintianyeshiwomendehaopengyou。”
“bie，tazhishinidehaopengyou。”limengmengshengpaheqintiancheshangyidianguanxi，buguoyejilelinmeiqiyidianmianzi，buzaidaliqintian，bijingzijiyesuanshishangliushehuiderenle，landeheqintianzaiyouqianche。
qintiandouyijinghuolebuzhidaoduoshaonianle，xintaizaojiubushiershilaisuidexiaonianqingle。
zaijiuzhongshenyu，meiyourenhuizaihunidediwei，yemeiyourenzaihunidecaifu，suoyourendemudezhiyouyige，neibianshizhengdaozhangsheng！
minglicaifu，jieshixuwang！
limengmengheyipangdedongtaoliaoleqilai！
dongtaoyishenbitingdexizhuang，ganliandeduanfa，yupangbiandeqintianzhenshiyigetianyigedi，dongtaoguangshiyishuangwazideqian，doukeyimaixiaqintiandequanshen。
limengmenglianshangxiaorongmanmian，zhiqianzaiqintianmianqianbaichudegaoaoqizhidangranwucun。
“dongzong，zheimejiubujian，youzainalifacaia？”
dongtaoweiweiyaotou，qianxudao，“fashenmecaiya，xianzaishitijingjibujingqi，wohundekejiannanzheni，douzhunbeimaidiaogongsiquzhaogongzuole。”
“niyigedalaobanzaizheierqianxusha？”limengmengshuodaozheier，yongyuguangmiaoleyiyanqintian。
tongyigexuexiao，tongyigenianling。
yourendouyijingshigongsidelaozongle，youderenhaizhishigeyishiwucheng，lianchifandoukuaichengwentideren。
renherenzhijian，shibunengbide。
dongtaoyiliankuxiaodibaibaishou，shuodao：“nayouqianxuya，wozheiyinianleisileihuo，caizhuanqianbawaneryi，shanggeyuebenchibuxiangkaile，jiuyoutilelianglaosilaisi，xianzaidouqiongdechitule，nijiubiechaofengwole。”
dongtaokanxianglezheiciyanhuidezhujiao，xiaodao，“meiqi，zhunishengrikuaile。”
“ng，xiexie。”linmeiqizhishijiandandediandiantou，tazhidaodongtaoneidianxinsi，danshizijizaojiuzhulebieren，limianderenchubuqu，waimianderenyebujinlai。
jianlinmeiqirucilengdan，dongtaoxinzhongyeshibuyue。
suoyourendouzhidaolinmeiqiweishenmeyaojujueziji，tazijiyezhidao，dandongtaojiushibuganxin。
tabuxiedexiaolexiao，bushiduilinmeiqide，ershizhuanshenkanxiangleqintian，“qintiannizhenshiqizhifeifana，kannizheimejingshen，xiangbizuijingongzuohenshunliba？”
“没工作。”
qintianxiangyebuxiang，zhijiehuidao。
dongtaoxindideneifenyouyueganshunjianshifangchulai，jiuliankanxiangqintiandeyanshenliyeshiwujindemieshi，taxiaozheshuo，“meigongzuobuyaojin，zhiyaoshangjinnuliyidian，zheigeshehuishiebusirende。”
“buruzheiyangbaqintian，zanmenyeshilaopengyoule，nilaidangwosiji，woyigeyuejinisanqiankuaizenmeyang？”
yipangdelimengmengxiaolexiaodao，“duimaqintian，nikanrendongzongduoniantongxueqingyi，niqudanggesijiyebusuankuidai，qimayougehukoudegongzuobushima？erqierendongtaohaodaiyeshiyigegongsidedalaoban，qinziqingniqudangsiji，yeshikandeqini。”
“shenmedalaobanbudalaobande，yejiushizaizheigeshehuihunkoufanchi。”dongtaozuishangqianxu。
linmeiqibenxiangjiezhezheiyichangshengriyanzhaojiyiqiandelaotongxue，yitongxuxujiude，nalizhidaozheixierenzaijinrushehuizhihoubianderucishisubukan，kuangqieqintianbenshenjiuhenyaoqiangdeyigeren，ruoshirangtazaizijideshengriyanshangshouleweiqu，zijiyihoukejiumeilianzaiyaoyueqintianle。
linmeiqiyoudianbuyuededaduanleerrendehupeng，“haole，nimenbieshuole，douxianjinquketingxiuxiba。”
shuowan，zijixianwangbieshulizouqu。
kedongtaojiumeidasuanzaizheierfangguoqintian，dushudeshihouzheiqintianjiuyalezijiyitou，chuchubizijiqiangbushuo，haiyizhibeilinmeiqiweihu，xianzaizijiyouqianyoushiyele，errujindeqintianmeiyouyixiangbizijiqiangde，nashenmegenzijizhenglinmeiqi？
jiuzailinmeiqizoulejibuzhihou，dongtaoyoushouzhijiepaizaileqintiandejianbangshang，buhuaihaoyideshuodao，“nibuhuizhenyiweiniyounengligenwozhengmeiqiba？”
qintianyagenjiumeiyoudalita，shenzhimeiyourenzhentingtashuohua，zhishidoulexiajianbangtuokailedongtaodeshou，xiangwuneizouqu！
jiantaruciwonang，limengmengyaoleyaotou！
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