chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《2006nianfengqiyunyong》，shiyouzuozhe“wanliqingfeng”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshisongweimoxiaoyu，xiangqingjieshao：songweiyanshenfaliangdao。“nifengle？zheidongximaihuiquyoushenmeyong？”yueminggengjiamihuo，tashenzhishenshouzaisongweietoushitanleyixia。“yemeifashaoa，zenme……
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songweishuangyanyifan，laodiezhongdutaishen，shuozaiduoyeshimeiyongde。
“zanjiadeshi，woyoubanfajiejue，mingtianlifanyongdaitouzirenguolai，woyedaiyigetouziren，woyaoqinshouchaichuanta！”
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“你？”
songzhengyulenghengyisheng，yigegangchengniandehaizi，nenglalaitouziren？
这不是天方夜谭吗？
“woyebuqiuninengbangwoduoshao，yihoumianduizhangbeilimaodian。”
“jintianzheiyangdeshi，wobuxiwangkandaodierci！”
songzhengyukouwenyanli，yanyuzhongdaizhejinggao。
songweilandezhengbian，batuijiuzou。
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一个小时后。
songweizhanzaiyizuofulitanghuangdebieshumianqian。
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滴滴！
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“你来干什么？”
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“你爸在家吗？”
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moxiaoyugengjiahuyi，shenchulianouban**deshoubeiqugandao：“kuaihuiqu，yihuirangrenkanjian！”
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“不开！”
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吱呀！
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tantubufan，chenzhelaolian。
zheishimoyongyuanzaixinliduisongweidepingjia，nengzaitamianqianbuhuangbumang，kankanertanderenbuduo。
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“shouxian，wohenquedingxiaoshoumoshihuifashenggenbendegaibian，henduodongxiweilaiwomenkeyiconghulianwangshanggoumai，dangzheizhonggouwufangshipujizhihou，chengjiaolianghuichengbaishangqiandezengjia！”
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tingzhesongweidefenxi，moyongyuandaweizhenjing！
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“闭嘴！”
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shuohuade，zhengshimoyongyuan。
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