《yibendoupocangqiong，wo，zhenjingquanwang！》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui，yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian，henzhidekandeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。chenfengshuyeshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuojingxuan:haiyouyishuangyuandudeyanjing，zhengzaidingzhezhanglin，ziranjiushitianyi……“jiexialaianpaizuidadetuijianjidoupocangqiong！”zongbiankaishifenfugongzuole。jihuquanshi……
“haha……”chenfengrenbuzhukuangxi。
yaobaole，zhendeyaobaole。
suiranzheixieshudoubushitaxiede，kezheigeshijieyijinggenggaile，zheixiecengjinghuobaoquanwangdeshu，neijiushitadele。
yaozhidao，neixieshenzuoyongyouyiben，dounengchengweiqianwanfuweng，gengbieshuozheixieshudoujiangshitadele。
meiyouzaiyouyu，chenfenglijijiangdoupocangqiongdekaitoufuzhilechulai，bianjichenglewenjian，ranhoufadaolebianjizhanglindeyouxiang。
zhanglinshichenfengzaifanqiedebianji，buguoyiniandaotoumeiyouliaojijuhua。
suihouyoujizhanglinfalexiaoxi：“zhanglindada，xinshu《doupocangqiong》faniyouxiangle，kuaikankan！”
tayouxiejidong，yinweibianjizhiyaobusha，yidinghuibeizheishujixiyinde，yaoshidoupocangqiongdoubunengqianyue，neiquanwangjiumeiyoushunengqianyuede。
zhiyaowanchengqianyue，doupocangqiongbidingkeyibaohuo，daoshihoujiushitazoushangzhenzhengderenshengdianfengzhishi。
yidingyaohenhendechengjieyixianeiduimunv！
接下来就是等待了。
zheiyidengjiushibantiandeshijian，yijinglaidaolebangwan。
zhanglinzhongyuhuifule：“niyihoudeshubuyaotoujiwole。”
嗯？
haoburongyidengdaohuifu，juranshizheiyangdejieju？
chenfengxiangyaowenweishenme，jieguoxiaoxifachuquzhihou，shiyigedadadegantanhao。
这是被删除好友了！
chenfengyouxienaohuo，zheigezhanglinliankandoubukan，jiujijujuele？
kexianzaiyebushihezhanglinouqideshihou，tazhinengxuanzefanqieqitabianji。
与此同时。
京都，番茄总部。
“zheigesipujie，made，jiunizheizhongpujie，nengxiechushenmehuayanglai？”
zhanglinduizhediannaotucao，shenzhitalianshudoumeikan，napatakanyibenshuzhixuyaobudaosanshimiaozhong，ketayebuxianghuazheigeshijianquyueduyigepujiedewen。
“haidoupocangqiongni，shumingdouqudezheimelan，yikanjiuzhidaoyaopujie！”
zhanglinlenghengleyisheng，ranhoudiankaileyibenmingwei《woyaozhitian》dewen，kanwanhou，haibuwangdianping：“zheishuhaoa，shumingqudehao，ticaizhuliu，zheicaiyouhuoshuzhizi，zhiyuneigedoupocangqiong，yitingshumingjiuzhidaoyaopujie！”
gaodingwan《woyaozhitian》deqianyuezhihou，zhanglindeyidekanxiangleshenpangdetongshi：“tianyi，nijintianyouqiandaoshenmehaoshuma？”
tianyiyaoyaotou：“xianzaiwangwendemenjianyuelaiyuedi，taiduorendouxiangchizheiwanfanle，jieguozuopincanchabuqi，biqihaodewen，neilandebuyaotaiduo。”
咳咳……
shuowanzheihua，tajiushoudaoleyigehaoyouqingqiu，shiyigemingweifengyebimingdezuozheyaojiaziji。
“fengye？”zhanglinyikanciren，lengxiaodao：“tianyi，biejia，zheijiushigepujie，jiwotouleshijigegaozi，meiyigegaozihaode，weiyiwojuedehainengkande，jieguochengjichadeyaoming，zheijiushixiangchiwomengongsiquanqindehunzi，jintianhaixielebenshenmedoupocangqiongtoujiwo，wokandoulandekan，buyongxiangdouzhidao，jiushixianghunquanqinde。”
“zheishumingqudeyibanbana，buzhuliu。”tianyiyedianpingleyixia，ranhouzhijiejujuelechenfengdehaoyou。
“xianzaidepujie，laoshixiangzhehunquanqin，yidianmengxiangdoumeiyou。”zhanglinyanyuzhongdaizhechaofeng。
“shuomingbushihezheiwanfana。”tianyixiaolexiao。
daoshiyipangyigexinlaidetongshi，yifuruoyousuosideyangzi，suijibiandao：“zhanglin，nibataneigaozifajiwokankanba。”
“shuye，nishuodoupocangqiong？”zhanglinyouxieyiwaidekanzhezheiweitongshi。
“kanyixiayelangfeibuleduoshaoshijian。”shuyedao。
“shuye，wozhidaoniganglaigongsi，meishenmeyeji，danniyaoshiqianlezheizhonghunquanqindeshu，daoshihouyejigengbuhaokan。”zhanglintixingdao。
“meishi，wojiukankan。”shuyeyaoyaotou。
jianshuyejianchi，zhanglinjiubaneibendoupocangqiongzhuanfajileta：“gaitixingdewodouyijingtixingle，lingwaizheizhongpujiedeshu，buyaoqingyiqian。”
“duoxieqianbeitixing。”shuyexiangzhengxingdeganxieleyixia，qishitayeshihenchoude，bijinglaigongsiyigeyuele，qiandeshumeijiben，youxiehaishihunquanqinde，zhuyaoshitadezuozheziyuantaishaole，zheiyeshiweishenmetayuanyiqukanzheibendoupocangqiongdeyuanyin。
napatongshidouzaibiandizheiyimingzuozhe。
“doupocangqiong……”shuyexianshiduishumingdianpingleyixia，“suiranbushizhuliu，danzheigeshumingwodaoshijuedequdebucuo。”
suihoudiankaikanleqilai……
“douzhili，sanduan……”
shuyeyuanbenshidaizheshitandexinli，jieguotadeliansezhujiandeningzhong，shenzhizhijiecongzuoyishangzhanleqilai，huxiyebiandejiculeqilai。
不敢相信！
tadelianshangxiemanlebukezhixin。
yinweitawanquanmeiyouxiangdao，youshengzhinian，jurankeyikandaozheiyangdehaoshu。
zheishuxiedetaihaole，shenzhishimiaoshalexianzaifanqiebangdanshangdesuoyoushu！
是的，所有书！！！
“shuye，nizheishizenmele？”tianyiyihuodao。
shuyediaozhengleyixiaqingxu，jinliangrangzijipingjingxialai：“doupocangqiong……xiedehenjingcai。”
“zheizhongpujiedeshu，niyenengjuedehao？”zhanglindouxiaole，“shuye，nikeqianwanbiechongdongqianlezheibenshu，zheihuirangnideyejigengnankande。”
“zongbianni？”shuyemeiyouqujiezhanglindehua。
“haoxiangchuqule，qujian《wohuitoushi》dezuozhele。”zhanglindao。
shuyelijinazheshoujiqulewaimian，zhijiejizongbiandaleyigedianhua，shengyinhaidaizhezhandou：“zongbian，wofaxianleyibenhaoshu，jueduibixianzaiquanwangdeshudouhaiyaohao，woyaomashangqian！”
“biquanwangdeshudouhao？”zongbianwenyanqueshibuyiweiran，“nizuoweizebian，youzheigequanxian，buguonikexianghaole，meigeyuenizhiyousancishiyongzheigequanxian，yidingyaoyongdiaozheiyicima？”
“shi！”shuyejiandingdao。
“行，那你签吧。”
zongbianmeiyoudanghuishi，tazhengzaihe《wohuitoushi》dezuozhejiulonghezhejiu，liaozhetian。
yinweizongbianshimiantideyuangu，jiulongyetingdeyiqingerchu，buyoudeyaotouchixiao：“biquanwangdeshudouyaohao，zheiyisishibiwodeshuhaiyaohaole？”
zongbianyaoyaotou：“hehe，zheijiushiyigexinrenzebian，gujishayebudong，laileyigeyuedoumeishenmeyeji，xinlizhejilebei。”
“shuodeyeshi。”jiulongyemeidanghuishi，bijingtadeshuxianzaikeshifanqiezuihuodeyiben，meigeyueshourushangbaiwan，hainengyoushubizijihainiude？
那不就是扯淡吗？
zheigeshuyejiushigejingdizhiwaa！
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