haomenzongcaixiaoshuo《youbingjiaofafenghou，xiaokelianchachinanfei》zuijinzaiwangluoshangyinfayizhenzhuipengkuangchao，zhujiaosumufuzeqianquanfenwushu，dajiaduidashen“sanwu99”dewenbichizanyutaidu，neirongxiangqing：sumushizaimeishenmeweikou，zaijiashangtazuozaipangbian，gengmeilechifandeyuwang，caocaochilejikoubianyaoqishenhuiwoshi。fuzeqianbuxiangzai……
zhuanyanshengxialailin，zhenggebshixiangshaotouledezhuanyao，lingrenchuanbuguoqilai。
sumupazaibangongzhuoshangwushui，neitianwanshanghuidaojia，jiandaomenshangtiezhedejihuabiao，zhijuedezijizuodeyiqiedouhenkexiao，liandirenzainadoumeigaoqingchu，haixiangzhebaochou？
guaibudedangchutashuoyaoshalefujinanshi，tagenbenbufangzaiyanli，buguoshigewuquanwushidegunv，nengreqiduodafenglang？
真是可笑至极。
beifennuchonghunletounao，tayiqizhixiajiangjihuabiaosideyiganerjing。
接下来要怎么办？
jixudaizaizheilishouzhudaitu？haishilingxunbanfa？
zhuoshangdezuojituranxiangleqilai，sumuzhengkaiyan，bunaifandijieleqilai，“fushimishuban，qingwenyoushenmeshiqingma？”
“haode，wowenyixia。”
tazhuanjiedaozongcaibangongshi，“fuzong，louxiayouyiweimingjiaoshenkeyudexianshengzichengshinindebiaodi，xuyaoqingtashanglaima？”
fuzeqiantingzhesumuyouqiwulideshengyin，zhoulezhoumei。
haoxiangneitianwanshangguohou，tazhenggerendounianniande，zuoshiqingyebuzaixiangyiqianneimeyongxin，meiriyibeidekafeimeile，lianchemendoububangtakaile，taaichidefancaibaizaimianqianyezhishilelechishangjikou，jianzhigenhuanlegerenside。
“傅总？傅总？”
dianhualidenvshengtingbudaotadehuifu，youchushengxunwendao。
fuzeqianshouhuisixu，qingleqingsangzidao：“rangtashanglai。”
“haode。”sumujiangdianhuazhuanhuiqiantai，“fuzongshuoqingtashanglai。”
kanlekanshijian，yidianbanchabuduo，sumunaqizhuoshangdekongbeizi，“woqupaokafei，jiege，yaobuyaobangniyedaoyibei？”
hejieyijiudingzhediannaopilipaladezaidazi，“e，buyongle，woxiawuyaochuquyitang，nidaonizijideba。”
kongjialiangwenyanfangxiashouzhongdeyouxi，mangjiangbeizididaosumushouli，“woyaolaiyibei，xiexiesumeimei。”
sumudengletayiyan，jieguobeiziquwangchashuijian。
chashuijianlishebeiqiquan，juzishangbailegesegeyangdekafeidouyijimingguidechaye，tasuibiantiaoleyikuanfangdaolekafeijili。
wenzhexiangchunnongyudekafeiwei，sumuturanjuedingyaozhenzuoqilai，tabuhuifangqiyebunengfangqi。
fuzeqiancengshuozhiyoufengnianguojiecainengjiandedaofujinan，muqianzuijindejierishisangeyuehoudezhongqiu，hejiatuanyuanderizifujinanmeidaolibuhuilai。
zhinengxianzouyibukanyibule……
sixudunkai，sumuxinzhongdeyuqisanledaban，nazheliangbeiguntangdekafeizouchuchashuijian，zhijueyoukandaolexiwang，xinqinghaolebuziyeqingkuai，queyibuxiaoxinzaizhuanwanchubeirenzhuanglegezhengzhe，guntangdekafeisazaitashenshang，shoushanglikehongleyidapian。
“duibuqiduibuqi，wozoudetaikuaimeikandaoni，youmeiyoushiera？”
sumutaiyan，yigeshenzhexiuxianfushi，lianshangdailedianziyishencaidenanren，zhengshoumangjiaoluandetitacashi。
“meishimeishi，woquxishoujianxiyixiajiuhaole。”sumulianmangduokai，paoqucesuoqingxi。
zaixishoujianchonglehuiliangshui，shoubeimeineime**lale，lingtatoutengdeshiyifu，fuzeqianzuizhuzhongyibiao，tajintianchuanleyishenqiansexizhuang，yidakuaikafeiwuzigewaixianyan，ergongsiliyemeifangbeiyongyifu。
jiandandeqinglileyixia，kafeizisuimeineimemingxianle，danhaishinengkanchulai。
zhinengqidaofuzeqianyanxia，kanbujiantashenshangdewuzi。
chulexishoujian，neigenanrenzhengzaimenkoudengta，jiantachulaimangshangqianwendao：“guniangnimeishierba？wogangqumaileyidiantangshangdeyaogaohuilai，wojinishangdianyaoba。”
“buyongbuyong，womeishier，jiuyidianxiaoshangyongbuzhetuyao。”jiantakaishichaiyaohe，sumumangjujue：“neigewoyaoxianhuiqugongzuole，ninzibian。”
huabi，mabutingtiwangbangongshilipaoqu。
kanzhetahuangluandebeiying，shenkeyuwunaidenaonaotou，digudao：“bujiushanggeyao！zhiyupaoneimekuaima！”
huidaogongwei，kongjialiangjiantayishenlangbeidehuilai，wendao：“nibeikafeidajiele？zenmenongchengzheiyang？”
sumunazhijinxilexishenshangdeshuizi，fanlegebaiyanjita，“beirenzhuangleyixia。”
“qu！jiwodaodianshuilai！”
tapaguoqujiangbeiziwangtazhuoshangyizhen，kongjialiangjibeifaliang，mangduanqibeizi，yansudao：“zhe！ninshaodeng！xiaodezheijiuqu。”
sumurenbuzhupuchiyixiao。
chuliwanshenshangdeniannigan，yidaoshengyinzibeihouchuanlai。
“yuanlainishifuzeqiandemishua？”
huitoujianneigenanrenzhengxiaoyinyindikanzheta。
sumuxinzhongyihuo，juranzhihufuzeqiandaming，“ninshi？”
shenkeyuhuanhuanzoujin，kanqingtagongweishangbiaozhudemingzi，sumu，mingzidaotinghaotingde。
tatiaoletiaomei，yuqixiansandao：“woshinimenlaobandebiaodi，shenkeyu，laizheililiande，yihoujiushitongshile，jideduoduoguanzhaoa。”
biaodi？najiade？huibuhuirenshifujinan？
zhengxiangwentashinayifangde，jiujiantabayaorengzaitadezhuozishang，liuxiayiju“jideshangyaoa！”，biandayaodabaidijinlezongcaibangongshi。
“ge！didiwolaixiangninqinganla！”shenkeyuyijinmenbianbuzhengjingdao。
fuzeqiankanzheshouzhongwenjian，touyebutai，“shenmeshihouhuilaide？”
shenkeyuziguzidedaliangbangongshibuju，shineiyanseyishensediaoweizhu，meigexijiedouyanxizhechenwendaqi。
“zuotian，zheibuganghuilaijiulaininzheidianmaole。”
“gugugufuhaihaoma？”
shenkeyushitagugufujinshudeduzi，congxiaobianduitashifenniai，bushijixingxingjiushizhaiyueliang，yangchenglexianzaizheifubuwuzhengyedemoyang。
gufushenyingfankanbuxiaqu，songtaquguowaishanglejinianxue，piqidaoshigailebushao，zhibuguorenhaishibugouwenzhong，chengtianreshishengfei。
shenyingfanpatadanbuqishenjiajiaye，suirangtalaifushililianyifan。
shenkeyudaliangwanbangongshi，wangzhenpishafashangyizuo，diaoerlangdangdeqiaoqierlangtuibaoyuandao：“douhaodouhao，jiushitailaotaole，ge！ninengbunengshuoshuotamen，wodouduodarenle，zheiyeguanneiyeguande，yidianziyoukongjiandoumeiyou。”
fuzeqianjianmeiqingcu，lenglengdisaoletayiyan，hedetalikefangxiaerlangtuizuozheng。
yaoshuoshenkeyucongxiaotianbupadibupa，queweidupatazheigebiaoge，yezhengshiyinweizheiyang，shenyingfancaihuixiangdaorangtalaifushililian，zhiyoufuzeqianzhendezhuta。
“haohaohao！bushuojiubushuo，ganshenmezheimexiongma！”shenkeyujimangshouzhuyuanqi。
“gugugufushiweilenihao，xiangqunagebumen？wojiaorenanpaiyixia。”
xiangqisumuneishuangqingchedeyanmou，beizhuangdaoshiyanlidailexiexujinghe，xiangzhishoujingdexiaotuzi。
tazhuanlezhuanyanjing，xinhuaibuguidao：“wokannidemishubanjiubucuo，shigeliliandehaodifang，laotouzijiuxiangwoshoushoupiqi。”
fuzeqianchuanlaiyigezhiyideyanshen。
tamianbugaisedejixushuo：“erqie，wozainiyanpizidixiayebuganfanchutianlai，zhenghaohainengxuexixuexinideguanlijingyan，nishuoshiba？”
fuzeqianbuzhitadadeshenmeguizhuyi，buguoyoujuhuadaoshishuodedui，zaitayanpizidixia，liangtayebuganreshishengfei。
“随你！”
shenkeyujidongdezhanleqilai，“neiwoxianzaijiuqubaodaoge？”
“嗯。”
chulezongcaibangongshi，shenkeyujingzhizouxiangmishuban，mishubanxianyoushiergegongwei，meisirenweiyizhangbangongzhuo，xianqianyimingmishucizhile，xianzaimishubanlizanshizhiyouliuren。
zixitiaoxuanguohou，zaikongjialiangshencezuolexialai，xieduimianzhenghaokeyikanjiansumu。
jiankongjialiangkanguolai，shenkeyuzhudongshenchushouwenhao：“nihao，wojiaoshenkeyu，shixinlaidemishu，yihouhaiqingniduoduozhaogula！”
kongjialiangmanghuiwodao：“huanyinghuanying，wojiaokongjialiang，qunianganglaidefushi。”
jiantayoukanxiangsumu，kongjialiangzijuezhanqilaijieshaodao：“zheishisumu，bangongshiliweiyideyiweinvtongzhi，niduimianzuodeneigejiaohejie，womendelaodage，buguotaxiawuyoushichuqule。”
“sumeimei，zheishiwomenxinlaidetongshi，shenkeyu。”
sumuzhengmaitoufanyiyifenwenjian，wenyantaiqitoulai，xiao**dao：“nihaonihao，woshisumu，huanyingnijiarufushi！”
zhuantouyixiang，“ai？nibushifuzongdebiaodima？zenmelaimishubanleni？”
zonggaiqudanggebumenjinglishenmedeba！
kongjialiangdunshidengdaleyanjing：“……ni…nishifu…fuzongbiaodi？”
shenkeyuyangzhuangbuzhi，fanfanchoutiyouzhaozhaozhuodi，“biaodi？shenmebiaodi？meiyoua！nayoubiaodi？”
jianliangrenqiguaidedingzheta，shenkeyufangqizhengzhadao：“aiya，biaodiyoushenmelebuqide，haibushihenimenyiyang，yaojitadagong…...”
zheishi，sumuzhuoshangdezuojixiangle，shizongcaibangongshideneixian，“wei，fuzong！”
“rangnifanyidewenjianfanyiwanlema？”
“e，haiyouyidiandian，mashangjiuhao。”
“ng，fanyihaolesongjinlai。”
“好的。”
guawandianhuasumuyemeishijianquxiangqitale，jimangkaishifanyishengxiadewenjian。
dagaiguolebanxiaoshichabuduo，sumucaichedifanyiwancheng，jianchaguohou，tanaqiwenjianquwangzongcaibangongshi，zaidamenkouqiaoleqiaomen，limianchuanlaiyidaoshengyin。
“进。”
sumudedaoyunxu，caituimenjinqu，zoudaotabangongzhuoqian，jiangwenjiandijita：“fuzong，ninyaodewenjian。”
fuzeqianjieguowenjian，congcongpieleyantadeshouranhouningzhu，taitouwendao：“shouzenmele？”
jiantadingzhezijideshou，sumubuzirandifanghuishence，“e，meishi，daokafeideshihou，buxiaoxintangshangle…”
patafaxianyifushangdewuzi，youyugaimizhangdezhelezhe，“nin..ninhaiyoushenmeshiqingma？meishidehuawoxianchuqule。”
fuzeqianrengxiashouzhongwenjian，“qushafashangzuozhe。”
sumuyiweizijitingcuole，yilianjingya。
“啊？”
“quzuozhe。”fuzeqianyouzhongfuleyibian。
“哦。”
zhanzhanjingjingdizuodaoshafashang，zhijianfuzeqianquxiuxishilizhaoshenmedongxi，suihounaleyizhiyaoxiangchulai，zuodaotashence。
sumubuzizaidiwanghounuolenuo，“fuzong，womeishi，yidianxiaoshangeryi，buyongshangyaode。”
qishizhendemeishi，lianshuipaodoumeiqi，buguoshitafusebai，hongsetangshangxiandechumujingxinlexieeryi。
kerenjiafudazongcaichongerbuwen，ziguzidecongyaoxianglizhaochutangshangyaogao，yongmianqianzhanledian，minglingdao：“shou！”
sumujianzhuangzhihaoshenchushouqu，fuzeqianyizhishouxiaoxinwozhumeitangshangdedifang，lingyizhishounazhemianqianqingqingtumo，“zenmezheimeben！daogekafeidounengshoushang！”
yuanbenhaijuedetatingshenshide，jiushizheizhangzui，youshihouzhenxiangsileta！
sumuzaixinliqiaoqiaofanlegebaiyan，shanxiaodao：“zoudetaikuai，meizhuyidaoyouren......”
fuzeqiantaitoumiaoleyantadejiaxiao，meishaoqingqingyitiao，“zuijinzenmele？xinbuzaiyande。”
sumushenjingshunjianbengleqilai，“a…meishi，kenengtianqirele，jiumeishenmejingshen。”
“waimianmeikaikongdiaoma？zenmehuimeijingshen？”fuzeqianjiangtafanhongdedifangzizixixitushangleyaogao，younaqitafangzaixigaishangdezuoshoukaishijiancha。
幸好左手没有烫伤。
zhengzhunbeifangxia，quefaxiantashouwanguanjiechuyouyikehenxiaodehongzhi，tabujingyiyongdamuzhi，qingqingdemosuoleyixianeikehongzhi。
sumunaozhongzhiguzhezenmebianxiahua，meizhuyitadedongzuo，“kailekaile，bushiyougecijiaochunfaxiakunma！wogujijiushifankuncaitibuqijingshende。”
jianyaoyijingshanghaole，patazaiwenzijiweishenmefankun，tajimangzhanqilaidao：“xiexiefuzongbangwoshangyao，neige…wohaiyougongzuomeizuo，xianchuqule，ninyoushizaijiaowo！”
shuowanyebudengrenjiahuida，kuaibuzouchulezongcaibangongshi。
fuzeqianjingjingdekanzhetalikaidebeiying，yanshenhuianbuming，shouxinfangfohainengganshoudaoneixinirouruandechugan。
huidaozuowei，hejieyijinghuilaile，zaikongjialiangdetuibozhulanxia，sanrenzhengdaderehuochaotian。
jiansumuhuilaile，kongjialiangpaguolaiwendao：“sumeimei，wanshangyoumeiyoushier，yugeshuowanshangqingzansaquchifanni！”
这就叫上屿哥了？
sumuchoulechouzuijiao，buguozhengchoumeijihuitaohuani！
“e，womeishi，buguobuhaoba，renjiacaiganglaijiurangtapofei……”
shenkeyuzisumuchulaibianguanzhuzhetadeyijuyidong，wenyanlikedao：“bupofeibupofei，woganglaizheibian，meishenmepengyou，zhengchouwuliaoni，nimenjiudangpeiwojiejiemenba！”
yuanbensumuyezhishikeqiyixia，yushidiantouxiaodao：“neihaoba，xianxiexiela！”
kanzhetaduizijitiantianyixiao，shenkeyulikehongleergen，jiejiebabadao：“bu..bukeqi！nvshiyouxian，wanshangxiangchishenme？”
sumuyouxiebuhaoyisi，“wodoukeyi，nimenjuedingjiuhaole。”
kongjialiangzhidaotarenshixinrenyouxiemiantian，biandiaojieqifendao：“nibushidianjilehaojigeyuedelongxiama！wozhidaoyijiadian，limiandelongxiakefeile，yaobujiuquchilongxia？”
sumuchenletayiyan，renjiazhishigennikeqiyixia，zenmehaizhenbubazijidangwairena！
yaoshiliuzongzhuzhidaosumuxinzhongsuoxiang，dingranshiyaofangedadadebaiyan，pingshigenzhefuzeqianshi，yemeijiantashaodianya！！
“haoa！woyechanzheikouhaojiule，guowaidefancaijianzhibushirenchide！”shenkeyuzantongdao。
hejieziranmeiyouyijian，sirenyoushuoxiaolejiju，sumubianjijidekaishichuligongzuo，jiranshifuzeqianbiaodi，shuobudingkeyicongtashenshangzhidaoyixieshiqing。
zheimenandedejihui，kebunengliuxialaijiaban！
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