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“what?”huokezheixiachadianpoyinle,“nishuonimeicanguojun,neiganggangnishuozenmehuoxialaide?”
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“a?”linyuandouhuaiyizijishibushiyoudianwuyazuitianfu,shuoshashadui,xianshicaiduile**delaiyou,youshicaizhonglelierendexiangfa,xianzaikehao,badaoyoujizhengsile!
这他妈叫什么事啊?
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“nihensongchima,buzhidaodezhenyiweinishijiujingshachangdelaobing!”
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linyuanroulerouyanjingdazhehaqiandao:“shihuokea,niyoushiqingma?”
“dangran,zhaoniliaoliaotian,gangcaihaizhuizhewoliao,zenmexianzaichenmole。”huokeshuozhecongdoulitaochuyigenyan,“zoua,womenchuquchouyigen?”
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huokeyebukeqi,errenchuledatingjiuzaiwaimiandelanganchouleqilai。
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“shide,shiwodedaihao,womenyongbingtuanjiaofangqi,fangqiyongbingtuan。”
“fangqi?”linyuansikaozhedao,“shiquzizhongshijidefangqiqishishima?”
huokediandiantou:“shide,wotiantuanshangshiyidaliren,niruguolejiedehuajiuzhidao,zhongshijideyidaliyongbingtuanhenhuofan,zhiyuzheigemingzikenengyouqitashuofaba,womeiwenguo!”
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“baqian……”gangchuguoderenjiushixiguanyuhuansuan,linyuanzaixinlisuanzhe,xianzaihuilvshibudaoyibiqi,suanxialaidehua,yigeyuewuwanduoruanmeibi?
“这么多啊!”
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