演唱会救场，我giao哭天后老默-著

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yanchanghuijiuchang，wogiaokutianhou，yibuyinrenrushengdexiaoshuozuopin，youlaomoqinglidazao。gushizhong，zhangxiaowenzhangmojinglileyixiliequzheliqidezaoyu，zhanxianchuyongqi、zhihuihejianrendepinzhi。zhangxiaowenzhangmomianduizhetiaozhanhekunnan，tongguonuliyuyili，zuizhongshixianlezijidemubiao。yingruyanliandeshi，fengkuangdedanmu，manmandezhanlingzhenggepingmu...【jiebushixiaoagiaoma？】【wanezhiyuan】【zheigoudongxi，……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigelingrennanyiwanghuaideshijie。

精彩章节

“zhangxiaowen？tabushibeifengshalema？”yigenvguanzhongyihuodewen。

“sheizhidao，gangcaitianhouyundaole，takenengshanglaijiuchangde...”

“zoulezoule，suiranxintengtianhou，danshijiaoyigeliejiyirenjiuchang，tianyuyuleyaowan！”

“退票！退票！”

“tingshuotuipiaokouzaiafuhanni...”

“zhangxiaowener，tingshuoniyousishengzi，shibushiquminghuozhuzi？”

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yijusixinliefeidenahan，congguanzhongxizhouranchuanchu。

“tianhouni？wodetianhouzenmeyangle？nishanglaigoujiaoshenme？（poyin）woyaozhidaotianhoudeqingkuang！”

观众哄堂大笑。

dajiabingmeiyouzeguaizheiweinanfen，xianchangdeliangwanguanzhong，douxiangzhidaotianhoudeqingkuang。

yizhendesaoluanrangtaixiadeanbaodaweijinzhang，zheimeduorenyaoshinaoqilai，keshibuhaoduifu！

anzhaozhangxiaowenyuanbendexingge，zheibobixuduihuiqu，keshixiangdaoneiyibaiwan，suanle，laozirenle！

“gangcaiwoshangtaishi，xiaotianhouyijingxingle，danshishentitebiexuruo。dajiazhidao，womendetianhousangeyuekaile25changyanchanghui，zheizhongqiangdu，goujianledouyaotou，bieshuotayigeruonvzi，suoyidajiaduodandai。”

tingdaoxiaotianhouyijingxingle，taixiadefensimensongleyikouqi。

zhangxiaowenhuafengyizhuan，jixushuodao：“jiexialaideyanchanghui，zanshiyouwojieguan。ruguobuaiting，keyimashangkeyilikai。buguo，woyaoshuomingdeshi，ruguolikaiderenshutaiduo，xiaodatianhoukeshihuiweiyuedee，neipeichangshuzi，zeze！jiulipu...”

houtaidehuangfengbenlaitingzhangxiaowendiyijuhua，haitingxinwei。

“zheihaizi，zhangdale...”

dandierjugangshuowan，mashangpaoxiaoqilai，“xiaowangbadan，zheishiernengwangwaishuoma？wanle，gongguanbu、shuijunshikezhunbeihao，zhongdianguanzhuxiaoqingyugongsidemaodundebaodao。yidanyoufumianyingxiang，mashangxi！”

zhangxiaowenmianluxiexiao，haosiyishounanielequanchangdebiaoqing，jixushuodao：“suoyi，ruguogeweihaihanzhezijishixiaotianhoudefensi，jiuqingmashangkaishijieshouwodezhemo！”

“zuihou，qingbaoandagebaohuwo！tiyuguanxianzaikaishifengbizhuangtai，zhiyunxujin，buyunxuchu！”

...

“leduilaoshi，suibianjiwogeshuochangdekey！”

yiduanyinlexiangqi，henputongrapjiezou。

zhangxiaowenzixindechangleqilai，haiguyiyongshangleqianshi“giaoge”dejingdianshoushi。

“womenkaixinjiupaishou，kaixinjiupaishou，

kaixinjiubanishenbianlanbojinikaizou，kaixinjiupaishou...”

xiamiandeguanzhongmudenggoudai...

【nibushinantuanchudaoma？nibushixiaonaigouma？zheishishenmeguiawei？】quanchangweiyiyigefenlezhangxiaowenwuniandenvfen，“wa”dekuchulesheng...

erguanzhongmen，gangcaihaibeizhangxiaowendaodebangjia，hendeyiduyaoyaqiechi。

xianzaigengshibeizhaliedeyinbogongji...

bujinjinshitaixiadeguanzhong，houtaitangzaichuangshangdetianhouhetashenbiandejingjirenhuangge，yeshiyilianmengbi。

“laohuang，tachangdeshishenmegui？”tianhousuiranxuruo，danhaishidaizheweiruodekuqiangwen。

“nibiewenwo，woxianzaizhixiangnongsiyade。”huangfengyadouyaosuile。

“buyongni，woxianzaijiushangtaidaoleta...”tianhouxuruodezuoqishen，muguangzaixiuxishineisousuo，xiangzhaoyibachenshoudewuqi...

huangfengganmanglanzheta，“xiaoqing，yishengshuoniyaoxiuxi...”

xiaoqingzhongyubangbuzhule，liangxingqingleiliuxia，shentituranshizhong，daozaichuangshang，zaiciyunleguoqu...

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台上。

“huahuadebabyhuahuadebaby，benchidexiaoyemahedaicidemeigui，

woshuobukaixinyepaishoupaizoushanghenleilei，yonggansedeyanleiniangchuxiangchunfeimei。”

zhangxiaowenyijingchedifangfeiziwo...

taixiadeguanzhongganjuezijizoucuopianchangle，zheigeshiwohuaqianjiunengtingdaode？

“tazheishishenmegoupigeci？”yigenvguanzhongyihuodewen。

“baoandage，nibielanwo，woxiangqunongsita！”gangcaihanpoyindetianhounanfen，gengshichongdaolebaoanshenbian。

“wotemedouxiangjitayichuzi！”baoansuiranlanzhuleta，danhaishiyaoyaqiechidehuidao...

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“yijiwoligiaogiao！”

zhangxiaowenchangwanzheijujingdian，haitianbuzhichidebahuatongduizhunguanzhongxi。

xianranguanzhongbingbumaizhang...

台上继续。

“yijiwoligiaogiao！...”

zhengzhenggiaolewufenzhong。

tazhongxinjianghuatongduixiangguanzhong。

“yijiwoligiaogiao！ai？wozenmegenzhechangchulaile？”yiweiguanzhonghenhenchoulezijiyigedabidou...

taixiadehuafengjizhuan...

youxierenjingrangenzhegiaolechulai...

youdianmoxinga...gengshiyourennannanziyu...

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yourenshuogiaogeshihuazhongquchong。

danzhangxiaowenrenwei，tashijihencongming，shenzhibihenduorendouqingxing。

liulaolaodangnianjinjiafujieqian，buyeshibanchouyindajiakaixinma？

dajiadoushibenzhezhengqianerlai，budiuren。

rangzhangxiaowenbulijiedeshi，weishenmexitongrangtawangade。

zheishihou，xitongdeshengyinxiangqi。

[yinwei，cishijiedeyulequanbiqianshihaifubai、duoluo，suoyianpaishuzhuzhengdunyulequan...]

zhengdunyulequan？zhangxiaowengengbulijiele，doushuoshizhengdunle，weishahaiyaowangade？

laiyishouzhoudongde《yequ》buxiangma？

[jingxitongjisuan，rangbenshijiedeminzhongkuaisujizhuni，quanyuzhourenhedingjigequjundabudaozhenhanxiaoguo。erqiejiunidechujing，zuiduozhinengzuodaorenhonggebuhongdezhuangtai。niyiweixiaoshuolinanzhujiaosuibianchangyishoujiunenghuo？fangpi！suoyi，yueganga，ninengshouhuodaodejiyidiangengduo！]

heihongyeshihong？zhangxiaowenhuranwule...

[dagaishizheigeyisi，xitongbenlaijisuandeshi“zhiyinnitaimei”nengdadaocixiaoguo，meixiangdao，nichangge“giao”！buguojisuanhoufaxian，ruguogiaodao30fenzhongyishang，yirannengdadaocixiaoguo。]

tingdaoxitongzheihua，zhangxiaowengiaodegengqijingerle...

dangran，yijingyouqianpaideguanzhongshoubuniaole，jiangxiehekuangquanshuipingzirengleshanglai。

danzhangxiaowengenbenbuzaiyi！

taqianshiyeshelieyulequan，zaihonghezhengqianmianqian，liansuanshenme？buyaoyeba！

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taxianzaikaishi，meigiaoyiju，jiujianghuatongduizheguanzhongyici。

观众们也分成两派。

yibianshiganjuetadegequeshiyoudianyisi，erqiehenhuanledeganjue。

jiuxiangshimeitianchiguanleshanzhenhaiwei，turanyourenjitanaleyigendacongzhanjiang...

haibieyouyifanfengwei...jiushiyoudianqiangren....

dangran，zheigedifangshina？

沈市，大东北！

dongbeirenzidaideshejiaoniubizheng，jiashangrenlaifengshuxing，quanchangzhendebianchenglehuanledehaiyang。

gengyoushenzhe，kaishigenzhetahunao。

jiusuanshilanxingderen，yeyibianmazheixiaoagiao，yibiangenzhegiao。

就是这么有魔性！

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zhangxiaowen：“yi~qi~lai~”

guanzhong：“yijiwoligiaogiao！”

zhangxiaowenpaodaowutaideyoubian，juzhehuatong。

“右边的观众！”

“yijiwoligiaogiao！”

“左边的观众！”

“yijiwoligiaogiao！”

zhengzhenggiaolesanshifenzhong...

tiyuguanlideguanzhongmen，yijingganjuezijidejingshenbuzhengchangle...

tianhouxinglesanci，youbeigiaoyunlesanci...

zhongyu，yigenianqingshuaige，conghoutaichonglechulai。

打断了这场表演。

henduonvfensikanjianwudafandaizheshengguangzoulai，kaishijianjiao！

wudafanxianshizuzhilefafengdeledui。

ranhouyibaqiangguozhangxiaowendehuatong。