guanyuzhujiaochenfangsitulingerzhijiangushidexiaoshuo,shi《yandoufengqi》,zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuoshizuozhe“woziduitianxiao”dexinzuo,jingcaiqingjiegaishu:wanghuzaiyipanghahayixiao,shuodao:“womenruoshizheiyangzoule,neijiuzhenshiqinshouburule。biaoge,nixianlai,zheiniangmen,jinerlaoziyaoweitajingjinrenwang。jiuzheixue……
chenfangshuoyaozhengmingzijishinande,tazheihuayejiushisuibianshuoshuo,hehuhehutangqing。diaoximeinv,jueduishinanrenjuedehenshuanghenledeyijianshi。zheihuosuihoujiangshou**douli。
zheigedongzuohenxiangshiyaotuokuzi。
tangqingbuyoushise,lishengdao:“niganshenme,nigechouliumang,nishicongnalidelaideqipa?”
tangqingbengkuijuewang,tajuedezheishijiedoufengle,tianleigunguna!zheijiahuoshicongnalimaochulaidea!
chenfangjiantangqingfanyingzheimeda,tacongdoulitaochushenfenzheng,dao:“jinikanshenfenzhenga。niyiweiwoyaoganshenmeya?a……nigaibuhuishiyiweiwoyaotuokuziba?aiya,xiangbudaonisixiangzheimexiee。buguowoxihuan!”
songyanerbenlaishigechaojishunvdexingge,zheihuierzaihoumianyijingxiaodeyanleidouchulaile。
“hahaha……”songyanerdao:“tangqing,nisixiangtaixieeleya,renjiazhishinashenfenzhenga!”
tangqingliandanzhangdetonghong,tazheishihouqingxingguolai,kandaochenfangchuandeshizijiadebaoanzhifu。tamashangdao:“nishixinlaidebaoanduibudui?”
chenfangheheyixiao,shuodao:“dui,jintiangangbaodao。”
“nidaozheililaizuoshenme?”tangqinglishengwen。
chenfangjuedezheixiaonizihaizhenkaibuqiwanxiaoa,yushishuodao:“wojianchaloucenganquanyinhuan。”
tadelianseyezhengleqilai,buzaikaiwanxiao。
“haole,nibuyongshangbanle,qucaiwushijieyigeyuedegongzi,mashangzouren。”tangqinghaobukeqideshuodao。
“wokao!”chenfangzaixinlikaoleyisheng,andao:“zheiniangmenhaizhendafanga,laozicailailianggexiaoshijiujiyigeyuegongzi。kelaozibushilaizhengqiandeya,ershilaibaohusongyanerde。zheizenmenengzouni?”
talingjiyidong,mashangchongsongyanerdao:“zongcai,ninzheimepiaoliang,xindiyidinghenshanliang。woshigezhuanyejunren,danshiqiandoujilejiali,wobugangaosujialiwoyijingzhuanyele。xianzaiwohaoburongyicaizhaodaozheigegongzuo,ninbuyaokaichuwoxingma?woyihouyidinghuihaohaogongzuo。”
tajiushijuedesongyanerzheiguniangxindikendingshishanliangde。
guoran,songyanershuodao:“shizheiyanga。”tamashangduitangqingshuodao:“tangqing,tayeshikaigewanxiao,nibiezheimexiaoqila。”
tangqinglianchouzheni,buguotayebushibumingshilideren。dangxiahenhenduichenfangshuodao:“zuihaobierangwozaizhuadaonidebabing,chouliumang!”
陈放马上就离开了。
zheishichenfanggandediyijianshiqing,zheishierhoulaihaichuanchuqule。suoyixiaobaoandiaoxitangzongjiandeshiqingmashangchengweilegongsideyiduanjiahuaa!
陈放成了知名人。
dierjianshi,shigongsiliyougegongguanzhuguanjiaozuozhaoqianqian。zhaoqianqianershibasui,zhangdehen**,chuanzheheisebaotunqun,zheinvrenzhangdejiuxiangshilaiba,woxuyaonineiyang。
nanrenkanle,jiuxiangwanyiwan,danyoubuxiangfuze,juebuxiangquhuijia。
zheijiushizhaoqianqianjirendeyinxiang。
erqie,gongsilihaifengchuanzhaoqianqianpeikehushangguochuang。
suoyi,dajiabeidilidouxihuanyilunyixiazhaoqianqiana!
zhongwuchiwanfanzhihou,zaibaoanshili,dajiawuliao,youshuoqizhaoqianqiandehuaihualai。
dajianiyizui,woyiyudehaobukuaihuo。yigegedeshuodehaobulugu。
chenfangchudaodajiatinga,juedeyaogendajialajinguanxi,derongrudajiahuoa!yushiyejiugenzheshuole,zhaoqianqian**neimeda,neimeqiao,moqilaishougankendinghenhaoa!
zheijuhuayishuohua,baoanshiliyaquewusheng。
chenfangjiujuedeqiguaia,wori,nimengangcaishuoshangrenjiadehuadoushuole。laozishuodehenqinglea,nimenzheishenmabiaoqinga?
jieguozheijiahuoganjuedaoqifenbudui,yihuitoujiukanjianlezhaoqianqian。zhaoqianqianshiyaodaobaoanshiqugekuaijiana!zheiyilaitingdaozheihua,taneigeshengqia,yanshenruhandao,henbudehuogualechenfanga!
chenfangjuedezijizhenshirilegoudexindouyou,zheitemedoushenmashiera!
dangran,zheigeshiqingzhaoqianqianyemeiyoufazuo,zhishilenglengdekanleyiyanchenfang,ranhoujiuzoule。
yizhongrenbianyezhidao,zhaoqianqiankendingshihenshanglechenfanga!
disanjianshijiugenghaowanle。
chenfangzheicishihenlaoshide,tazaibaoanshilidasaoweishengni。
zheishihou,gongsidefuzhuangtongchoubuzuzhangqichongchongdelaizhaochenfang。
zheiweitongchoubuzuzhangbianshi……xushule。
xushudangzheyizhongbaoandemianzhiwenchenfangshishenmeyisi。
chenfangyikandaoxushujiumengle,zenmetemezheimeqiaoa1
tahenwugudeshuodao:“womeishenmeyisia!”
“xiangbudaonihaigenzongwoa?”xushuqifendedao:“wozhenshikancuonile。”
“womeigenzongnia!”chenfangdouxiangshuozheishiqiaohe,dantemeshuochulaidoumeirenxina!
xushulelingchenfangmashangcizhi,congzheilixiaoshi。
chenfangnalinengzoua,tadasibuzou。
xushunule,dao:“hao,nibuzou,wozou!”
jiexialai,xushujiuqichongchongdequzhaosongyanercizhi。
songyanerziranyaowenmingbaiqingkuang,tajiangchenfangyezhaoleguolai。
chenfangxinshuozijizhenshikubia,jiushixianglaolaoshishidanggexiaobaoan,zenmejiuzheimenanni?
taxiangsongyanerzhitianfashi,shuozijijueduibushiyinweixushudaozheililaide。zheijueduishiqiaohe。suihou,chenfangyouchongxushunaohuodedao:“xushu,nigouwangenfuyidea。nibiewangle,yaobushiwojiuni,nixianzaishuobudingdoubuzairenshijianle。wohaoburongyizhaogegongzuo,nijiuyaojiwojiaohuangle。”
xushuqidao:“baoandegongzuoneimeduo,niganmayidingyaodaozheililai?”
chenfangqiaosheruhuang,tashuodao:“benlaidequeshide,danxianzaiworuguozoule,jiuzhengmingwoxinliyougui。wogennishuo,niyaoshixinlimeigui,nipashenme?wohainengchanzhenibucheng?hao,wozaizheiligenzongcaifashi,yaoshiwojiuchannile,wolikebeikaichu,gongziyifenbuyao,zheiyangnikeyifangxinleba?”
xushubianyejiuwuhuakeshuole。
zheigeshiqing,zheigefengbojiuciguoqu。
danzheisanjianshihou,chenfanghaizhenjiushiyadaidemingxingbaoanle。
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