doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《yidaokuangshao》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi，suchenjiangwanyindegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu，zuozhe“qianlijiangling”dewenbiburongxiaoqu，jianshuwei：“a……duibuqi，wobushiguyide。”suchenhuangmangtaiqilezijideshuangshou，jiangwanyindoukuaibeisuchenchunkule。“nibieguangshitaishouya，nirenyegan……
“haode，yinzhenmashangsongdao！”
piankezhihou，yinzhensongleshanglai，liangrenlaidaolaozhefangjian。
suchenranglaozhetuodiaoleshangyi，ranhouanzhaonaohaizhongdeyitaozhenfa，zailaozhexiongkoudeyigexueweishangzhalexiaqu。
yifancaozuozhihou，laozhedexiongkouyijingmimimamachadedoushiyinzhen，nvhaimeitouyizhou，bufangxindewendao：
“nizheizhenjiuzhifazhendenengzhihaowoyeyedebingma？yiqianwoyeyeyekanguobushaodezhongyi，kedoumeishenmexiaoguoni。”
suchenhaimeilaidejihuida，neilaozheturanlianseyibian！
“噗！”
jingranzhijietuchuleyitanyouheiyounongdexingchouyeti。
“yeye，nizenmeyangle？”
nvhaijinzhangdeshangqianxunwen，neilaozheyilianqingsong，yanshendouminglianglebushao，tarunlejixiasangzi，suijikaixindeshuodao：
“hahaha，xiaoxiongdi，nizheiyishukeshenle，woyijingjishinianmeiyouganjuedaorucichangkuaile，ganwenxiaoshenyizenmechenghu？”
suchenbeishuodebuhaoyisile，talianlianbaishoushuodao：
“laoyezi，wojiaosuchen，kebushishenmeshenyi。”
“suxiaoshenyi，wojiaojiangyuntian，zheiweishiwodexiaosunnvjiangwanyin，jiumingzhienwuyiweibao，suxiaoshenyiyoushenmeyaoqiujinguanti，zhiyaowomensujianengzuodaodejueduibuhuishuoerhua。”
suchentingdaozhihouyanjingyiliang，zijizhenghaohaimeiyoudifangzhuni。
“laoyezi，buzhidaonirenburenshiyourenyaochuzufangzi，woxianzaizanshimeiyoudifangluojiao，xiangzugefangzi，fangzubushiwenti！”
suyuntiantingdaozheihua，xianshiyileng，suihouhahadaxiao。
“suxiaoshenyi，jirannimeiyouluojiaodedifang，ruguonibuxianqidehua，laotouziwozaiyundinggeyoutaoxianzhidefangzi，jiusongjinile！”
rucidali，suchenzenmenengshou，lianmangtuici，keshizaishijiabuzhujiangyuntian，zuihouzhinengmianqiangdaying。
“wanyin，dengxianijiusongsuxiaoshenyiquyundingge，woleile，jiuxianhuiqule。”
jiangyuntianzoulezhihou，suchenjiandandexishuleyifanbiangenzhejiangwanyinlikailefangjian。
liangrenzoudaojiudianyiloudeshihou，suchenfaxianyiloumanshihuabanheqiqiu，jiangwanyinxiaozhejieshidao：
“jintianyougexingliudexiaojiazushaoyejiehun，baoxialejiudiandeyilou。”
tingdaoliujiashaoye，haiyoujiehunzheijigeguanjianzi，suchenrenbuzhudexinli“gedeng”leyixia，gaibuhuishiliuzhengfengba？
youzouleliangbu，jiukandaoqianmianyouyizhangjudadejiehunhaibao，neihaibaoshangdeliangrenbushiliuzhengfenghezhaowanruhaishishei？
haibaoshangdezhaowanruchuanzhejiebaidehunsha，wanzheliuzhengfengdegebo，xiaoyeruhua。
这对狗男女！
tadaidaidewangzhezheihaibao，qidehunshenfadou，quantouyezuandejinjinde。
jiangwanyinyefaxianlesuchendeyichang，xiaoshengdexunwentazenmele？
suchenhaimeiyoulaidejijieshi，jiutingdaobeihouchuanlaiyizhenjifengzhisheng：
“wodangshisheini，yuanlaishinizheigefeiwu，nihaizhenyoudianbenshi，gangcongzhuquanlimiantaochulaijiuzhuidaojiudianlaile，yebuzhidaonishenshangdezhufenweixiganjinglemeiyou。”
suchenhuitouyikan，shuohuadezhengshizaiyilouyingbindexuzhengfenghezhaowanru。
cishidexuzhengfengyanzhongmanshichaofenghetiaoxin。
“zheijiudianbushidangcihengaoma，zenmerangzheizhongfeiwujinlaide。”
yipangdezhaowanruyeshihenpeihedejiangtoukaozaixuzhengfengdejianbangshang，ranhouyilianxianqidekanzhesuchen。
yipangdejiangwanyinlengxiaoyisheng，renbuzhuchukou。
“nimenliangge，zuihaojiwobazuibafangganjingyidian。”
zheishixuzhengfenghezhaowanruzheicaifaxiansuchenshenbianjuranhaizhanzheyigedameinv。
xuzhengfengkandaojiangwanyindeneiyikeyanjingdouzhile，zheishijieshanghaiyouzheimepiaoliangdedameiren！
jiangwanyincishishenchuanyishenzhiyezhuang。
jiangtadeshencaiwanmeiwuquedezhanxianlechulai，yuanbenjiuxizhangdedazhangtuizaiheisidechentuoxiagengjiayouren，baixidepifuchuidankepo，jingzhidewuguanrangrenkanyiyandouhuizhemi。
xuzhengfengkandekoushuidoukuaiyaoliuchulaile，yipangdezhaowanrukandaozheifuchangjingshiyouqiyounao。
jishengqiliuzhengfengduijiangwanyinchuixianyudi，younaonuzijigangchuailesuchen，jieguojiuyouyigebitagengpiaoliangdenvhaizhanchulaiweihuta。
“nishinalilaidehulijing？womenliujiazuoshixuyaoniguan？nishitashenmeren？”
“heng，woshitadenvpengyou，zenme，nimenyouwentima？”
江晚音冷哼一声。
“nishitanvpengyou？zheizhongfeiwujingranyeyourennengkandeshang？”
zhaowanrulianshangmanshijifengyujidu。
“啪！”
jiangwanyinyeshixingqingzhongren，beizhaowanruzheimeyidui，jibuzoushangqianqu，jingranzhijiejiletayijixiangliangdeerguang！
suihou，yibalouzhushenpangdesuchen，yourendehongchuncouleshangqu。
suchenbeizheituruqilaidejudongjizhenjingle，danshizuichunshangchuanlaiderouruanrangtadanaoyipiankongbai，suihouzuochulebennengdefanying。
“zheixiaozi，wobangtajiewei，tajuran……juranshenshetou！？”
jiangwanyinyouxiuyounao，qingqingdeyaoleyixiasuchendeshetou，suchenzheicaifanyingguolai，ganjinsongkailejiangwanyin。
jiangwanyinhenhendedenglesuchenyiyan，ranhouzhuanguotoulaiduiliuzhengfenghezhaowanruyilianaojiaodeshuodao：
“zenmemeirenkandeshang，wojiukanshangle！”
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