影帝老公联合我学生，炮制我黑料倔强的大蟑螂-著

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zheibenxiaoshuoyingdilaogonglianhewoxuesheng，paozhiwoheiliaozhenggegushijiuxiangdianyingyiyang，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiguyansuqingqingshenyu，neirongfengfu，gushijianjie：wohuixiangzhejinqifashengdeyiqierenzheyanlei，zuanjinyijiao。guyanjingweilexinhuan，huiwoshiye，haiwoqinren！yuanpeidaxiaosannandaobushitianjingdiyideshima？neigeshuoyong……

精彩章节

juzushaqingneitian，guyanhesuqingqingzaiwofangjianlibuzhitiandiweihewu。

wohuangzhangdituikaimenquepiejianlezhuoshanghongdezhuoyandeliangdaogang。guyanzhuaizhuwoshouwan，yazhesangzi：“wohezuile，

womeiyoubanfa！”wobaxiasuqingqingshenshangyuanshuyuwodezhensishuipao，henhenshanletayibazhang，

jinggaotalimadadiaohaizi。kelianggeyuehou，woxianshibeiheishanglebaitiaoresou，didiyouwanchengzuodeyoulunshishi，

jinicuqiangjiuhunmibuxing。wosixuhunluandidunzaishufang，quetingjianguyanhemishudetanhua，

“su**yijingsongqusirenchazhuangantaile。”“taitaideshiqing……tazhidaolehuinanyijieshoude。

”“neiyouruhe，wojiushiyaobitaxiying，haiyaota**。”guyanlengxiaozhe，“likailewo，

tashenmedoubushi。”woyaojinshoubei，buganchusheng。guyanweilebiwoxiying，paozhiheiliaowumiewo，

haihaiwojiaren，buguoshiyinweiwodaletaxinjianshangderen。woqiangrenzhefubushuxidejiaotong，

jineigejinyouyimianzhiyuanderenfaletiaoxiaoxi：“haihuiguoma？”1.burenduokandididaizhehuxijideyangzi，

wotizaohuidaogongzuoshizhunbeixiawudianyingjieshangdechengqinggao。gangdaomenkou，

libianjiuchuanlaisuqingqingdejiaochen：“yangege～renjiajinihuailebaobao，jintianyaoduofuzhewoe。”“haohaohao，

wodexiaoxingan。”“niyixiaziguohuzheimeduotaobieshuganma，gaoderenjiamangsila，woxianquhuazhuang，

yihuierjian。”guyanchongnidiyouyingleliangsheng，dingzhumishuduozhaogutaxie。tingjiankaimenshengwowangmenhouduoleliangbu。

“guzong，zheikeshinindiyigehaizi，shifouyaogaozhigulaoyezi？”“buji。”guyanchenmolepianke，

kaikoudao：“linweizheigefengnvrenkendinghaihuiduiqingqingzuoxieshenme，rangneixiemeitijixuxie，dengtabeituomoyansi，

jiuzhidaocuole。”**zaiqiangbianrenbuzhuhunshenfadou。

“ruguotaitaideqindidiyongyuandouxingbuguolai……”mishuxiaoxinyiyidixunwenzhe，guyanquehaobufangzaixinshang，

lanyangyangdao：“neiwei，jiwodejiaoyitiaojiankeshitamenlinjiazuihaocongcijuehou。”shangwucheli，

wohuixiangzhejinqifashengdeyiqierenzheyanlei，zuanjinyijiao。guyanjingweilexinhuan，huiwoshiye，haiwoqinren！

yuanpeidaxiaosannandaobushitianjingdiyideshima？neigeshuoyongyuanganxiewozhiyindexueshengsuqingqingjingqiangwonanren！

neigeshuoyongyuanaiwojuebufuwodenanrenguyanjingweileta，huilewosuoyou！woheguyanxiangshishiouran。

neishidetazhishigebubeikanhaoyanjidefushangwanku。juhuishang，tazaizaoyishiyinghoudewomianqiantongkuliuti。

shuozijiduomexianglikaijiazuqiyedelongzhao，dangyimingzhenzhengdehaoyanyuan。jianguoyulequanfuzaodewo，

beitachuxindadong。bujiuhou，guyanxiangwobiaomingxinyi，baibanyinqin。relianqijian，

guyanbeimeitipaidaoyumoushenminvzijiuchanbuqing。guyanqiuwobangbangta，shuozheiyiqiedoushiduijiazibenzuodeju。

woxinta，jikebianguanxuanleyutadelianqing，xiaochuyulun。cihouwogengjianulipeitamoyanji，

bangtazaijingtouqianlirenshe，zankoubei。tadeshiyezhengzhengrishang，mingshengjianjiandaguolewo。guyanhuoyingdidangwan，

tajuzhejiangbeihejiezhixiangwoshenqingqiuhun：“weiwei，woderongyaoyongyuanyunigongxiang。

”jingjirenxiaolucuicudengtaideshengyinjiangwosixulahui。“zou。”woyonglizhaixiajiezhirengjinshoushihe，

bayanyunbaogaoyibingzhelejinqu。wotashanghongtan，shanguangdengshunjianfenliu。guyandemuguangsaoguolai，bingleng，

daizhejinggao。suqingqingzekuazhangdiwuzhuzui，shengyintiandefani：“ya，weiweilaoshi！zenmeshouchengzheiyangle？

womenguyanlaoshigaixintengle！”taguyikanxiangguyan，guyanmeitouweicu，meishuohua，

danneiyanshenfenmingxiezhe“biezaizheilinao”。kongqilisuqingqingdetianxiangheguyandelengliexuesongjiuchan，lingrenzhixi。

cibidehunhexiangshuiweirangweibuyoumengdijingluan。“gulaoshi，qingqingshininqizidexuesheng，chuyan《wusheng》nvzhu，

ninzuoweiqianbeihezhongyaozhichizhe，youshenmejiyuma？”zhuchirenmingxianhualiyouhua。

guyanmuguangwenroudikanzhesuqingqing：“qingqinghenyoulingqi，yekenchiku。zheigejiaose，feitamoshu。”kexiao。

wowei《wusheng》tiyanjiaosejinbannian，shoutuolexiang，tacongweishuoguoyiju“feinimoshu”。

suqingqinggangzouliangbulifujiandaibianyiwaihualuo。zhongmukuikuixia，guyanliketuoxiagaodingxizhuangwaitao，

wenroutitiedipizaitajianshang，louzhetalichang。neihehubeizhidezitai，cengshiwoduxiangdetequan。

wotingzhiyaoyaoyuzhuidejibei，chechuyigehaowuwendudexiaorong，wushitamen，jingzhiqianxing。

zhanzaishangwulogoqian，dengguangjujiao。“gewei，guanyujinqiweiraowodezhuduoyaoyan……”huayinweiluo，

toudingyizhanjudadeshedengmengdibaolie，suipianruyudianbanzaxia。“weijiexiaoxin！

”xiaolujianjiaozhepuguolaibawotuikai。woliangqiangdiedao，shouzhouzhongzhongkezaiwutaibianyuan，jutongchuanlai。

zhenggehuichangxianruyipianqihei，zhiboxinhaozhongduan，zhiyouyingjidengyouyouliangzhe。taixiajingjiaohunluan。rukouyinyingchu，

wopiejiansuqingqingdebaobiaotouzishuangshuangbaozhebei，zuijiaoguazhelengxiao。xiangqiguyangangruxingpaidongzuoxishoushang，

wocheyeshouzaiyiyuan。taxinglaidiyishijianzhuazhewodeshou，shengyinxuruoquejianding：“weiwei，younizai，zhenhao。

”neishideyilaishizhende，rujinzhei‘yiwai’dehenduyeshizhende。2.weilebuyinqifensidedanxin，

wohuidaohoutaihuazhuangjianli，dengdaiyihu。suqingqingjinghuangshicuodichongjinlai，jianwowuzheshouzhou，

lenghanbutingwangwaimao，keyitigaoleyinliang：“weiweijie！nimeishiba？hesiwole！

gulaoshizaiwaimianchulishigu，rangwolaikankanni！”tadishuijieshicoujinyadishengyin，

manshieyi：“zheidengdiaodezhenqiao，keximeisi……yaoshinimeihuaiyun，wokenenghuikaolvfangguoni。

”suqingqingbianshuobianshiyizhulizaimenkoufangfeng。tazuoshouqiazhewodezui，poshiwozhangkai，

jiangshizhitongruwokouqiangzhong，zhangzhijiadedingduanshenjinwohoulongliyongliyidou，yanlimanshijiduyufenhen。

cishidewohunshenwuli，buzhiruhefankang。yikekuyaopianhuaguoleshiguan，woyonglibieqixiangbayaopiankechulai，

zuiquebeisuqingqingyongneizhangbeiwozhedebuchengyangdeyanyunbaogaodanjinjinwuzhe。yaopiandezhuoshaoganhenqiang，

wodexiafumengdichuanlaiyizhenqiansuoweiyoude、siliebandejiaotong。fangfoyoubadianzuanzailimianfengkuangjiaodong。

wotongdeyanqianyihei，shentibushoukongzhidiquansuodaodi，fachuyayidetongheng。kanjianguyanjinlai，

suqingqingjiaxingxingdidunxia：“linlaoshinizenmele？biehewoya！”yandidexingzailehuojihuyaoyichulai。

jiuzaisuqingqingjiayiyaofuwo，shizexianganxiangwotongchushi，woyongjinshengdeliqipiekailetadeshou。“aiya。

”suqingqingshunshidiezuozaidishang，zhuantoukanzheguyan。tamengdichongguolai，jiangwoshouwanzuanjin，“linwei！

nibiepengsuqingqing！”“womeiyou！”“haijiaobian！”“pa——”yijierguang，shandewotouyunmuxuan。

suqingqingguyixuruodihanzhe：“yangege，weijieta……meiyoueyi。”wolengxiaoqilai，“chushile，

zhennengyana。”guyanchedibeiwojinu，taijiaojiuchaowofubumengtileyixia。

fubusiliebandetongchumanyanzhiquanshen，wotengdeyongshousisikouzhepifu，zuanchulexue。

jiliededuizhiheyaowudechixuqinhaiyinfadebushizhongyuzaidangxiabaofa。wotongdegongqishenzi，lenghanrupu。

zaichedixianruheianqian，wohaoxiangtingjianguyanhuangzhangdisihou。xinjiposhiwoxingleguolai，

yizhenwenredebixipensazaiwoshoubeishang。kandaowozhengyan，guyanlikebatoutaiqi，

yanshenlihaosishidanyouhe……tonghui？taqiaocuile，yanxiayoudandanqinghei，chenshanlingkouweichangzhe。

taningkaibaowentonggai，daizheshaoyoudewenrou，qingshengdao：“woaoledianxiaomizhou，chenrehedian。

”suqingqingyankuangweihong，zaiyipangzuozhe，“weijie，

wozhidaonijuedewoqiangleyangege……kewomenshizhenxinxiangai……nibunengjieshou，woyeshilijiede。

”zhoudexiangqipiaosan，shiwoxihuandeweidao。tanaqishaozi，xiangxianglianshineiyang，zuoshiyaoweiwo。ruoshiyiqian，

wobidingchenni。dancike，xiafudexukongganhecanliudeyintongtixingzhemouzhongcankudeshiqu。wozuanjinbeizi，

shenquzhidazhan，pianguotouzhiwenguyan：“haizi……meile，duima？”。suqingqingzuijiaogouqiyimoxiaoyi，

quedaizhekuqianghuifudao：“jixingchuxuexingweiyan，bingfayanzhongneifenmiwenluan，

weijieniyihoushengbulehaizile……”shengyinweixiao，xiangcuiledudezhen，zizizhuxin。“shengyunengliyongjiushousun。

”wodehaizi……zuihouyidiandexiwangyechediyinmiele。“nihaiwohaizi！

”wocongbingchuangshangzhengzhazhepuxiangsuqingqing。guyanyibalazhuwohoushuaishou，wodaozaidishang，“nibiefafengle！

linwei！”wosisizhuazhuguyandexiaotui，“guyan……neishiwodehaizi！”taturanzhuanshendixiashen，

yongliqiazhewobozi，poshiwoyutaduishi。“niyiweiwomeikanjianyanyunbaogaoma？”meidengwohuiguoshen，

tayoubawozhenggerenlinqilailexie，tiejinwoerbian：“nididi，sile，jiuzaigangcai。

”3.womengdizhengzhazhetuikaita，liangqiangdebianpabianzouzhewangicuqu。yishengshuotashiqiangjiuwuxiao，

kewobuxin。mingmingzuotianhaishuomashangjiunengxingle。weishenme？！wokongzhibuzhuxiangsihou，

pinmingyaozhedoudongdezuichun，bizheyankezhiqingxu。xuexingweizaikouqiangzhongmiman。“haole，wohuianpaihoushide。

”womengdizhengkaiyan，henyirangtongkongdouzaizhenzhan。“lihunba。

”guyandeyanshencongzhenjingdaohuangluanzaidaoshanguoxiexuxinteng：“nishuoshenmefenghua！

”suqingqinglianmangshangqianzhuangmozuoyang，“weijie，woheyangegedehaizi……keyirennizuoganma。”“weiwei，

zheijiushinidehaizia。”guyanjiangsuqingqinghuzaishenhou，shengpawohaileta。

wokanzheguyanhesuqingqingxuweidelian。

tingzhetaqingmiaodanxieditanlunzhetaqinshouzaochengdeyongjiushanghai……henyichedicuihuilizhi！

wotanzuozaidishangyangtoudaxiao。“gun！guyan！daizhenidexuqingjiayijiwogun！”“wozheibeizizuihouhuide，

jiushixialeyanaishangnizheige**！”sihouhaojinlewozuihoudeqili，wofuzaidishangjuliedikesouganou，

danzhihunhezhexuexingweiyongshanghoulong。guyanlouzhesuqingqingzhuanshenxiaoshizaizoulangjintou。waimianhuadengchushang，

tamenzaiqingzhuyinmoudechenghejijiangdaoshoudetaotiancaifu。erwo，shentibeicuihui，mingyubeicaijinnili。

lianzuomuqindedoubeiyongjiuboduo，xiangyijubeizhaganjiazhidengdaidiuqidecanhai。“linwei！

”yigechuanzheheisedayi、shenxingjingshoudenanrenniguangzhanzaimenkou，shoulinazheyigehouhoudeniupizhiwenjiandai。

wozhengzhazhexiangtaitoukanqinglairendelian，

danxiafusiliebandetongchuhexuanyunrangwozhinengkandaoyishuangzengliangdeheisepixie。tadeshengyinweiyadichen，

“duibuqi，wolaiwanle。”4.shenjiabieyuanli。shenyuyishenlenghuisexiku，chenshankoukai，

kanqilaishangcihenbuyiyang。“weiwei，xianguolaichifanba。”shenmuhenwenrou，beiyingxiangjilewomuqin。

dezhihunmidezheiliangtiandoushishenmuqinzixixinzhaoliao，wolianmangdaoxie。taquebailebaishou，

shuoerzidepengyoujiushitamenjiadeguike，shuobajiwojialegejiaozi。“jicaixian？”woqingqingyaoxiayikou，

yankuangshirunqilai。xiaoshihou，wohedidizongshiweizhang。muqinjiuhuibaojicaihuntunjiwomenchi。

jingyeshishiduonianqiandeshile……fanhou，shenyushuoyouyigerenxiangyaojianjianwo。“linwei，nihao。

”zhanzaiwoyanqiandeshichuanzheshehuakaojiudezhongniannvren。tabenrenbiwoxiangxiangzhonghaiyaonianqing，haiyaoyouqizhi。

tazhishiweiweihanshou，gedashechipinjiuduimanlezhuo。tashiguyandeshengmu，shengxiaguyanbujiu，

tajiulihungaijiale。suoyijiehunsannian，zheishiwodiyicijiantabenren。womianwubiaoqingdingzheta，landezhangzui，

yebingbuxiangshuoshenme。“wozhidao，guyanzuoleyixiegufunideshiqing。zheijiudangshiwotitajinidebuchang。

”suizhehuadidaowomianqiandeshiyifenlihunxieyi？zaozaishoudaosuqingqingfadechuangzhaoneiwan，

wojiuyijingheguyannaoguolihunle。tabutongyi。tashuotaxihuankanwobeiquanyangdekelianyangzi。

zhiyaowomenhaishifuqi，tajiuyongyuankeyizhangkongwo。napatazaiwaimianyubiedenvrensihun，

huilaiyeyijiukeyihefashuiwo。wodaizheyihuobujiedifankailexieyi，guyanjingyiluokuan。fandongjian，

zhizhangshangcanliudejiuweilingrenzuoou。woyouledaan。zheixienianguyanhezuihou，luanqianwenjianreleduoshaoposhi，

doushiwoyiyibaipingde。jianwozouleshen，shenyuwenroudiqingpaileyixiawodejian：“qianleba，

houxujiaojiwoqubanjiuhaole。”youleshenyudequeren，wocaianxinqianxia。“xiaoyi，hecha。

”“sheishinixiaoyi？”womeitaitou，yiweishenyuzaidouwo。“woya。”kanjianwocuoedeshenqing，

erbianchuanlaigumuheshenmu“puchi”dexiaosheng。shenyurenzhexiaoyishuo，gumushizijimuqindexiaomei，

jiajigufuwanquanshifumuzhiming，meishuozhiyan。chenghunbujiuhoubianfaxiangujiaquanshiweilishitu，meixingandedongxi。

weileshengerziyibianyibiandeduoqunvtai。guyangengshicongxiaobuyuanrenta，tayequandangmeishengguozheigeniezi。

“wonanchanshengleguyanhou，jiuzaiyebunengshengyule。”gumuwojinwodeshuangshou，yanzhongsishileiguang，

“buyaobeinanrenhehaizishufuzhu。”womingbaitadeyisi，

tashibuxiangwojixuchenniyushiquhaizidetongkuzhizhong。5.songzougumuhou，

shenyubawenjiandaifangzaiwopangbiandeyizishang，yanjianyigai：“niyaodebaogao，quanzailimian。

”diyiyeshiguyanzhaogouzipaidewozaipianchangdaliuliangxiaohua。dieryeshiwozaipaisheqijianrumafensi。

disanyeshiwohezhimingdaoyanjinchujiudianshushici。tadunledun，muguangsaoguowonanyizhixindeyanjing，

“houmianzheixiezhengjuzuyigouchengxingshilian。”“nirangwojiancedebupin，

zaidaoshudierye……”wodouzheshuangshoufankaizheiyiye，youyiyedebaogao。meixiangdao，congquniankaishi，

wochidebupinlijiuyizhibeixialeyao。woshuoni，zenmejiushihuaibushang。erzhuojianzhihou，

woxinhuiyilengfangqileshibu，jingwaidazhengzhehuaishanglewodiyigehaizi。yeshi……zuihouyige。

wokandeyankuangfahong，huxijianjianjiculeqilai。“taranglinjiajuehou，