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第17章
“zenmehuizheiyang？zenmekeneng？”
hualaoliansejubian，zhenggerendoumengle。
xuehuiguimenshisanzhen，jiurenwushu，haishidiyicichuxianzheizhongqingkuang。
hualaodoushayanle，kexiangerzhi，qitarenshenmebiaoqing？
“爸！”
“老爷！”
“huashenyi，wobazenmele？”
“hualao，gankuaiqiangjiuya！”
qinjiazhongrenjujiguolai，yigegedouwangzhehualao，baxiwangjituozaitashenshang。
ruguohualaoyemeibanfa，laoyezikendingsiqiaoqiao。
“我......”
hualaoyeshiyitouwushui，buzhizahuishi？
shenshoukouzhuqinlaoyemaibo，hualaocuqimeitou，tandao：“shizhenyewuyong，ganjinsongwangyiyuanqiangjiu。”
zheiyixia，qinjiarendoushayanle。
laoyezizheiyangzi，songquyiyuan，bachengsizaibanlushang。
danxianzaiqingkuangweiji，meiyougenghaobanfa，zhinengsonglaoyeziquyiyuan。
“kuai！kuai！songlaoyeziquyiyuan！”
qinjiarenmangchengyituan，doumeirenzhuyidao，qinjiaoerxiaoshibujianle。
cishi，lingtianganggangzoudaoqinjiamenkou，bingmeiyouzouyuan。
paochuhaozhaideqinjiaoer，kandaolingtian，xichuwangwai，zhuazhulingtianshoubei，aiqiuqilai：“lingtian，yeyebuxingle！qiunijiujiuta！”
lingtianbaikaitashouwan，huiyingdao：“hualaoyishugaoming，zhaotaqu！”
“zhaohualao？hualaoyizhenxiaqu，yeyehunshenzhandou，qiqiaoliuxue！”
“lingtian，wozhidaonikendingyoubanfajiuyeye，suanwoqiunile，buguanshenmetiaojian？wodoudayingni！”
qinjiaoerjieshizhe，kandaolingtianwudongyuzhong，turanguixia，shuangshoubaozhulingtiandatui，kelianbabadao：“nibushiyaowodangyahuanma？wodayingni，buguanniyao**shenme？wodoudayingni！”
hennanxiangxiang，tangtangqinjiadaxiaojie，weilejiuyeye，juranruciweiquqiuquan，guizaiyigeqiongguimianqian。
“qilaiba，shayatou，kanzainirucixiaoshunfenshang，wodayingnijiushi！”
kandaoqinjiazhongrentaizhedanjiachulai，lingtianganjinbaqinjiaoerchanfuqilai，fouze，renuqintianmingfuqi，tayemeihaoguozichi。
qintianmingyeshiwudaogaoshou，erqie，haishiwudaosizhongtian，haiyouneiweilaoguanjiaxubo，yeshiwudaosizhongtian。
kexi，qinlaoyecanfeile，buran，zheilaotouzigengjiakepa，wudaowuzhongtian。
zheizhongdajiazudediyun，haishixiangdangkepa。
“chouxiaozi，jiuchanwojiajiaoer，huilaizaishoushini！”
xinjirufendeqintianming，cuicushouxiakuaiyidian，meikonglicailingtian。
xuyaodaoshichongguolai，zhuaikailingtian，yibazhangshanguoqu，fennumadao：“qiongguiyige！gun！”
momingqimiaoaiyibazhang，lingtiannuhuowanzhang，douxiangyijiaobaxuyaochuaifeichuqu。
kandaotangzaidanjiashangmiandeqinlaoye，liangyanfanbai，qixiquanwu，lingtianliansedabian。
“ting！kuaitingxia！laibujile！”
lingtianrangjiaozhe，turanchongguoqu，xiankaiqinlaoyeshangshenyishan，taochuyimeiyinzhen，wangtaxinzangweizhizhaxia。
zhenzhaxinzang，yaosharenma？
秦家众人呆愣当场。
gensuichulaidehualao，duyufengtamen，yeshidairuomuji，yiliannanyizhixinzhise。
“**！niyaoganshenme？”
qintianminghuomaosanzhang，yiquanwanglingtianshenshanghongzaguoqu。
“不要！”
qinjiaoerchuxianzailingtianmianqian，zhangkaishuangshou，lanzhubaonudefuqin。
mianduibaobeinver，qintianmingbudebushouhuiquanjing。
youdianhuodadelingtian，zhuantoudengzheqintianming，lengxiaodao：“qinjiazhu，nijiuzheimexiwanglaoyezisiqu？”
“yizhendingqiankun？zenmekeneng？”
zhanzaipangbiandehualao，yourujianguiyiban，yanjingshanshanfaguangheren。
kandaohualaorucikuazhangbiaoqing，qintianmingzhenjingwanfen，huyiwendao：“hualao，yizhendingqiankun，youshishenmewanyi？”
hualaojidongjieshiqilai：“yizhendingqiankun，shishanggushenzhen，jushuo，yizhenxiaqu，jiunenggouqisihuisheng，zanshibaozhuhuanzhexingming，jihuanzhezhengquqiangjiushijian。”
“zheizhongzhenfa，zaoyishichuan，xiangbudao，laofuhainenggoukandaoshenzhenzhongxianrenjian，rongxingzhizhi！”
“a！zhei......”
tingdaohualaodehua，qintianmingshayanle。
lianhualaodoubuhuideshenzhen，yanqianzheiweinianqingrendouhui，kexiangerzhi，jiaoerdaihuilaizheijiahuoyouduoyaonie？
zheishi，xubojingxirangjiaoqilai：“zhendejiuhuole！laoyejiuhuole！”
siqichenchen，yidongbudongdeqinlaoye，qiqiaobuzailiuxue，liansehongrunbushao，shuangshouhaiqingweizhandongzhe。
“zaolaotou，niyezhidaoyizhendingqiankun？”
lingtiandaoshiyoudianyiwai，wangzhehualao，xiaomimiwendao：“jiuyanghaihunzhen，wuxingjinzhen，qiqiaolinglongzhen，longfengshuangzhen，jiuzhuanlunhuizhen，niyerenshima？”
hualaodailengyixia，jingxiwendao：“xiaoxiongdi，bu，yinggaijiaonixiaoshenyi！zheixieshichuanyijiudeshanggushenzhen，nidouhuima？”
lingtiansuoshuozhenfa，doushishanggushenzhen，biguimenshisanzhenqiangdaduole，suibianxuedaoyizhong，jiuyouzigechengwei“shenyi”，mingzhentianxia，liufangbaishi。
xiangdaozheili，hualaowangxianglingtianmuguang，yourukandaobaowuyiban，shanshanfaguang。
“qinlaoyedoukuaisile，sheiyoukonggennixiachedan？”
lingtiandenghualaoyiyan，zhuangchushenmiyangzi。
gujinglimianjizaideshanggushenzhen，zuishaodouyoujishizhong，zheishitashenshangzuidamimi，zenmekenengqingyixieluchuqu？
“dui！dui！xiaoshenyi，haiwangnijiuwobayiming！”
“xiaoshenyi，zhiyaonizhihaowoba，jiusuanniyaojiaoer，woyedayingni！”
qintianmingduilingtiandetaidu，sanbailiushidufanzhuanguolai。
nenggoudanrenyijiazhizhu，youyousheishishagua？
lianhualaodourucibajietaohaolingtian，qintianmingzhiyaobutaichun，douzhidaobaodatui。
lingtianzhuantouwangzheqintianming，lengxiaodao：“qinjiazhu，bushiyaodaduanwoshuangtui，burangwotaruqinjiama？”
“hai！hai！doushiwuhui！wuhui！bushiyouyijuhua，buzhizhewuzuima？”
“xiaoshenyi！duibuqi，ganggang，shiqinmouyouyanbushitaishan，chongzhuangnile！”
qintianmingluchugangaxiaorong，zhudongdaoqianqilai。
huayinluoxia，qintianminghaijinverdigeyanse。
qinjiaoerdengfuqinyiyan，zoudaoqintianshenbian，wanzhutagebo，roushengdao：“lingtian，zhiyaonizhihaoyeye，woshuoguodehuadousuanshu。”
zhanzaipangbiandeduyufeng，kandaoqinjiaoerduilingtianqinrewubi，yanlidoushinuhuo，danxianzai，qinlaoyexuyaolingtianzhiliao，tayebuhaoshuoshenme。
lingtianlakaileqinjiaoerdeshou，kanxiangduyufenghezheixiezuilianechoudeqinjiaren，taidulengmo。
“gangcaiwoshidasuanjiulaoyezi，fenwenbuqu，kexianzaiwogaibianzhuyile。”
qinjiarenzheiyangduita，tayaoshihaiyidebaoyuan，neitabushishanliang，shinaoziyoukeng！
“nixiangzenyang？”qintianmingyaoyadao，“nixiangyaoshenme，wodoukeyiji！”
凌天冷声一笑。
“woyaoduyufengjiwoxiaguikesangetou，yigeyebunengshao！”
huayinluoxia，quanwuderendoupingzhulehuxi！
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yiduyufengdeshenfendiwei，jitayigemaotouxiaozixiaguiketou？！
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