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“meishide。”xiaoyaoshuodao，“woxianqianyijingyongzhencizailetadexueweili，jingqiyenengbaohuhaotadeneizanghehoulongbushoudaotangshang，zheiyaobixuyaochenrehe，yuereyuehao，zheiyangcainengbichutatineidehanqiheduxing。”
yaolingtingwan，xinliandaoxianmu，ruguozijiyenengxuehuizheiyishougaiyouduohaoa？
zaizhongyili，henduozhongyaodoushiyuereyuehaode，danshiweilebimianbingrenbeitangshang，yezhinengdengtangyaoliangxialaicainengfuyong，yezhengshiyinweizheigeyuanyin，henduotangyaodexiaoguodouhuidadazhekou，kezheiyedoushiwufabimiandewenti。
yaolingzaixiang，jiashezijinengxuehuixiaoyaozheiguanguntangtangyaodezheiyishou，gujizijideyishudouhuidedaodadadetisheng，kexideshi，zijiyijingguolexiwuzuihaodenianji，napaqingjinsuoyou，pashidoumeibanfaxidejingqile。
xiangdaozheixie，tayoushiyiliandeshiluo。
xiaoyaozhishipieletayiyan，jiudagaizhidaoletadexinzhongsuoxiang，xiaozheshuodao：“qishi，yebuxuyaozheimemafan，zhishilaoyezixianzaideqingkuangbijiaoteshueryi，denglaoyezimeishilezhihou，wojiujiaoniruhefengxue，rangbingrenbuhuibeitangyaotangshangdefangfa。”
yaolingwenyan，dunshiyanqianyiliang，jidongdao：“xiaoxiansheng，nishuozhende？”
“wohainengpiannibucheng？”shuowan，xiaoyaoyouganjinjieshidao，“danshinibixudeqingchu，wozhishisuibianjiaoniyidianeryi，bingbushishouniweitua。”
“wufang，wufang！”yaolingxianzainalihaizaihuzheixie，neixinyijingbeihuanxitianmanle。
denglilaoyezifuxiatangyaozhihou，xiaoyaoyebuzaichiyi，xunsuchouchuyigenliehuozhen，zhijiecijinlilaoyezidejifunei，meiyousihaodetingdun，zheiyizhenxiaqu，youshidisanzhen，disizhen……
zheiyimu，kandeyaolingjihushimudengkoudai。
zhenjiu，qishibingfeishikanshangqudeneimejiandan，wulunshiduilidaodebawo，haishiduixueweideshuzhidoufeichangzhongyao，keshizheisudu，jianzhijiuxiangsuishouluanzhadeyiyang，danshiyaolingkebushiyibanren，tazixiguanchazhihoufaxian，xiaoyaodemeiyizhen，douzhazaifeichangguanjiandexueweishang，bupianbuyi。
kandaozheiyimu，yaolingyijinganxiajuexin，wulunruhe，zijidoubixutaohaoxiaoyao，nengjixudaxiashou……
shifenzhongzhihou，xiaoyaozhangshulekouqi。
“chabuduole。”xiaoyaoshuozhe，kanleyanshuzhuoshangdeshizhong，“bangexiaoshizhihou，jikebazhen。”
shuowan，tajiubishangyanjing，kaishidiaozhengzijitineideqixi，eryaolingzehenshishiqudedaizaibianshang，bugandarao。
dengbangexiaoshizhihou，xiaoyaojiuzhengkaileyanjing，bingqieyifeikuaidesudubadiaolelilaoyezishenshangdeyinzhen，ersuizheyinzhendebachu，zaiyuanbenyinzhenzhazhedeweizhishangduoleyigezhenyan，neixiezhenyankaishiwangwaimianliuzhexingchounanwendexueye。
“hu……”youguoleshifenzhong，liuchudexueyehuifuchengzhengchangdehongsezhihou，xiaoyaocaizhangshulekouqi，shenchushouqiezhelaoyezidemai，suihoubianyiliandexinxi。
终于大功告成了！
“qubalixiaoxiaojiaojinlaiba。”xiaoyaokaikoushuodao。
yaolingbuganchiyi，ganjindakaimen，balixiaoxiaoyinglejinlai。
“xiaoyao，woyeyezenmeyangle？”lixiaoxiaoyiliandezheji。
xiaoyaowangletayiyan，luchuyisiqingsongdexiaorong：“bufusuotuo。”
lixiaoxiaowenyanxianshiyileng，jiezhedaxi：“nideyisijiushishuo，woyeyemeishile？”
“dangranmeishile。”xiaoyaoshuodao，“buguoshifenzhong，laoyeziyinggaijiuhuixingguolai，danshi，tadeshentihaihuibijiaoxuruo，xuyaojingyang。”
“womingbai！”lixiaoxiaoshijingdidianlediantou，youwangzhexiaoyao，yilianrenzhendishuodao，“ruguowoyeyezhendequanyule，womenlijiabianqianniyifentiandaderenqing！”
xiaoyaobailebaishou：“wojiuniyeye，bingbushiweilerangnimenyijiabaoen，zhishiwobuxiaoxinzahuailenidecheeryi，genghekuangwobenshenduizheixieyinanzazhengjiufeichangdeganxingqu。”
shuowanzheixie，xiaoyaoyouyinchenxialian，renbuzhutixingdao：“danshi，lixiaojie，niyedemingbai，zheiyicilaoyezizhongdeshigudu，shiyoureneyiweizhide，yexinghaozheiyiciwonengjiedu，danshixiayici，jiubuzhidaohuibuhuiyouzheimehaodeyunqile。”
下毒远比救人简单。
jiuxiangsharenbuguotoudiandi，danshijiurenquedelangfeitaiduodejingliheshijian。
yaolingkanleyanlaoyezi，suihouyouzhuanguolianwangzhexiaoyao，shuodao：“xiaoxiansheng，wojuede，zheiyicilaoyezizhongdegudukenengshieyunyanwangxiade。”
“eyunyanwang？”xiaoyaoyongyizhongbujiediyanshenwangzheyaoling，dengzhetajiezheshuoxiaqu。
yaolingchenyinlepianke，zuzhihaoyuyanzhihou，bianjixushuodao：“eyunyanwang，shihaitianshizuilihaidegushile，zhenggehaitianshi，yezhiyoutanengxiarucinanjiedegu。”
xiaoyaolengxiaoyisheng，shuodao：“zheiyangderen，renrendeerzhuzhi，duoxingbuyibizibi，ruguotabudongdeshoushoudehua，wodaoshibujieyisongtaqujianzhendeyanwang！”
yaolingkuxiaozheshuodao：“queshi，woyehenxiangchudiaozheiyangde**，danshi，woshixinyouyuerlibuzua，tabenshenshilijiugaoqiang，erqie，xianzaideshenfenhaiyouxieteshu，shihaitianshijiangshijituandelaoban……yiqian，queshiyouxierenxiangyaozhaotamafan，jieguo，quedourenjianzhengfale。”
“jiangshijituandelaoban？”lixiaoxiaoyileng，wendao，“shijiangtianlu？tajingranshimiaozugushi？”
shuowan，tayouhuangrandawu，dao：“zheiyejiunanguaile，zuijinzheiduanshijian，jiangshijituanhewomenjiaqueshiyouxiemaodun，doushiyinweishengyishangdeshiqing，danshimeixiangdao，jiangtianlujingranhuixiacidushou……”
jiuzaizheishihou，tangzaichuangshangdelilaoyezi，turanjiliedekesouleqilai。
“yeye，yeye……”lixiaoxiaoxiaoshenghuhuanlejisheng，lilaoyezijiuhuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
“xiaoxiao……”lilaoyeziqingshengshuoleyiju。
“yeyezhendexingle！”lixiaoxiaojidongdishuodao。
xiaoyaoxiaolexiao，tanengkandechulai，lixiaoxiaoshizhendexiaoshun，cishitadexinxiruokuanggengshifazineixinde，zheiyangderen，zijiyequeshigaibang！
“shenyi，duoxiele。”lilaoyezikanzhebianshangdeyaoling，weixiaozheshuodao，zhishiyinweiganggangxinglai，tadeshengyinhaiyouxieweiruo。
yaolingyileng，jiezheshijingdiyaoleyaonaodai：“lixiansheng，nikewuhuile，zheicijiunideren，kebushiwo，shita。”shuozhe，tashenchushouzhilezhibianshangdexiaoyao。
lilaoyeziyileng，youxieeran，buguohaimeishuohua，jiuzaicihunhunshuiqu。
“xiaoyao，woyeyezenmele？”kandaoyeyegangxingjiuyoubishangleyanjing，lixiaoxiaozhejidao。
“tameishi，woshuole，tataixuruole，haishixuyaoduoxiuxixiuxi，zheiyijueshuixing，gujiyejiuchedidemeishile。”xiaoyaoshuodao。
lixiaoxiaotingtazheimeshuo，caichedidesonglekouqi。
“xiaoyao，zheimewanle，burannijiuzhuzaizheiba？ruguoyeyehaiyoushenmewenti，woyekeyizhaoni，erqie，nixianzaiyinggaiyemeiyourongshenzhisuoba？”lixiaoxiaokanzhexiaoyaoxiaozhewendao。
xiaoyaochenmoleyixia，gangadedianlediantou，queshi，xianzaidetahaizhenmeinengshuijuededifang。
“neiwomenjiuxianxiaquba。”
sangerenyiqixialelouzhihou，budengzhongrenxunwen，lixiaoxiaojiuxiankaikoushuodao：“yeyexianqianyijingxingle，zhishiyinweiyouxiexuruo，youzanshishuixiale，zongdelaishuo，yeyemeishile。”
“zhende？”likunyiliandejidong，dao，“xiaoxiao，nibushikaiwanxiaoba？”
lixiaoxiaoxiaolexiao：“yaolingshenyikeyizuozheng，zheiyici，duokuilexiaoyao。”
likunzhangzhangshulekouqi，shenchushouhexiaoyaowozaiyiqi，manliandeganjizhiqing，henshizhencheng：“xiaoxiansheng，zheiyici，zhendeduoxienile！”
xiaoyaobailebaishou，meiduoshuoshenme。
tingdaolaoyezimeishile，chulelixiaoxiaohetadefumuzhiwai，shengxiadeneixierenbiaoqingdaomeiyouduomedejidong，lianshangdexiaorong，kanshangquwubidexuwei。
zheidaoshiyiqunbuhuibiaoyanderena！xiaoyaoxinliandao。
“yeyemeishi，shizaishitaihaole。”lixiaoranqiangxiaodao，“duoxiexiaoyaochushouxiangzhule。”
“wochushou，henimenbanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou。”xiaoyaokanletayiyan，haobuliuqingdao。
lixiaorandeyanseweiweiyibian，yanshenzhongshanguoyidaoliguang，danshizheizhongqingkuangxia，tayebuhaoduoshuoshenme。
“tangjie，kanlai，nishiwanglea！”lixiaoxiaokanzhelixiaoran，weixiaozheshuodao。
zhishitadexiaorong，buguanzenmekan，douxiangshiyizhongjifeng。
lixiaoransuiranxinzhongfennu，danhaishiqiangxiaodao：“woxianqianneibuyeshiweiyeyedanxinma？xiaoyaozhendenengzhihaoyeye，womendangrandouhenkaixinle。
lixiaoxiaoyelandehelixiaoranguoduojiuchan，tabenshenjiubushineizhongdeliburaorenderen，tazhuanguoliankanzhelikunshuodao：“ba，woxiangliuxiaoyaozhuzaizheili。”“en！meiwenti！”likunshijingdidianlediantou。duiyulixiaoxiaodetiyi，likunjueduishijushuangshouzantongde。
“bushi，xiaoxiao，nizenmenengliutazhuxiani？nimenduitakebushiduomedelejiea！”mochengfeilikejiujile。
lixiaoxiaokanletayiyan，wendao：“mochengfei，zheilishiwojia，worangsheizhuzaizheili，buxuyaojingguonidetongyiba？”
mochengfeilianseyinchen，buzaiduoshuoshenme。
“neishenme……dage，wojiuxianhuiqu，laoyezimeishijiuhao。”libingdejingshenzhuangtaidouyouxiehuanghule，taajuedezijiruguojixudaixiaqu，henyoukenenghuifafengde。
tamenliuxialai，doushiweilekanlixiaoxiaohexiaoyaodexiaohua，danshixianzai，mudexianranshidabuchengle。
suizhelibingshuowan，lijiashengxiaderen，yedouyiyiqishengaoci，gehuigejia。
“mochengfei，niyegaihuiqule。”lixiaoxiaokanzhemochengfeishuodao。
mochengfeizhanqishen，yinchenzheliandianlediantou，tayongyizhongyuandudeyanshenkanzhexiaoyao，zuihouyemeiduoshuoshenme，zhuanshenlikailelijia。
libinghelixiaoranhuidaojializhihou，liangrenjiuyiqikaishishuaishuaiguanguanle。
“made！qisiwole！”libingjiangzijihualedajiaqianmailaidehuapingzhongzhongzazaidishang，“neixiaozi，jingranzhendenengzhihaolaoyezi，zheizenmekeneng？zhenbuzhidaotadaodishizouleshenmegoushiyun！”
lixiaoranyeshiyiliandefennu：“heng，taqueshishizoulegoushiyun，womendejihua，quandoupaotangle，gaisi，wodoudinghaolejipiao，dasuanqulvyouyitangqingzhuqingzhude……”
jinwan，duiyumouxierenlaishuo，zhudingshigenanmiandeye，danshi，xiaoyaoqueshuidehenshixiangtian……
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