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第1章
“yexiaojie，huanglaobanjingdejiunihele，neiwodeni？”
yibeijiubeituidaoyeluomianqian，naomanchangfeidezhongniannanrenxiaomimidikanzheta，shoushenguolai，dazailetabaixijingzhidejiantou。
xinzhitaobuguo，yeluonaqijiubeiyiyinerjin。
jiutailie，tabeiqiangdelianliankesou，yanweidoukaishifanhongqilai。
zheigetawufajujuedezhongniannanrenjiaoliuan，shiyibuxinjudetouzifang，taxiangnaxianverhaodejiaose，jiudebatapeihao。
“liuzong，wo、woqu，qutang......xishoujian。”
jianshangdediaodaibuzhiheshihualuo，yeluoquehunranbuzhi，yuanbenbaixidepifuranshangledapianfeihong，yiqunnanrenzhigougoudedingzheta。
taliangqiangzhezhanqilai，shenziyiruanwaidaozaizhuozishang，pengsalegangkaidexinjiu。
liuandianranyizhiyan，mizheyanjingdaliangzheyeluo，sihuzaiquerentashibushizhendezuile。
jiaoburuanmianchuanguozhanglang，zoujinxishoujianhouyeluoturanzhanzhileshenzi，yishuangyinzhewudemoufanzhelengguang，meiyoubanfenzuitai。
lengshuixilebalian，kanzhejingzizhongmeihuorenxindeneizhanglian，tazichaodexiaolexiao。
dianranyizhiyan，yeluomanyouyoudeguaijinanquantongdao，xiangsanbuyiyangwangdinglouzou。
gangshangwanyicengtaijie，wangyouyiguai，yidaoshenyingjiuzheimecubujifangdeyingdaotayanzhong。
xintiaolegenzheloulejipai。
yinying**renxiantiaolingliexiuting，chenshankouzisuiyijieleliangke，xingganyoubuji。
tacangcukaikou，shengyinzhongjiazazhehuangluan“buhaoyisi，wobuzhidaozheiliyouren。”
该死！
“yeluo！”turanyidaoqingcuixiruandeshengyinjiaozhuta。
yeluoliumeiqingzhou，huitoucaifaxiannanrenshenpanghaizhanzheyigeshenduanjihaodenvren。
tachuanzhejinshengaokaichadiaodaiqun，toufagaogaowanzainaohou，luchuxizhangdetianejing，jiaohaodemianrongshangguazheqingxiao，“meixiangdaozaizheilipengdaoni。”
danghongdingliunvxing——yixiqing。
shuoqilai，tamenlianggerenhaiyouhezuo，《fanghuajuedai》zheibujuyijingneidingleyixiqingshinvzhujiao，zhiyunverhaohualuosheijia......shangweidinglun。
suoyi，jingjirenrangtalaipeiliuzongchifan。
zhijiantaqiaoxiaoyanranwanzhunanrendeshoubei，“wanglegennijieshao，zheiweishi......”
“baoqian。”yeluodaduanyixiqingdehua，“wobutaishufu，xianzoule。”
yeluozhuanshenlikai，gaogenxiecaizaidibanshangdeshengyinyoucuiyouji。
yixiqingkanzheyeluodebeiying，goulegouchunjiao。
taimou，zhengzhunbeigenshenpangdenanrenjixugangcaidehuati，quejiantadeshixianhaitingliuzaiyeluolikaidedifang，fuzaershensui。
yixiqingqingxiaoyisheng，“yeluoa，henpiaoliangduiba？tatianshengzhangleyizhangmeierbuyao，youjijubianshidudelian，zhenshilaotianyeshangfanchi。”
yiyeluojuemeidexiangmaohe**deshenzi，congchudaokaishijiushizhongduoxiaohuadeyanzhongding。
jiulianyixiqingzheizhongdingliujianleta，yeyouzhongweijigan。
“ng。”yansimingfuyanyinglesheng。
jiantahaishimeiyoushouhuishixian，yixiqingzhoulezhoumei。
“zheimehaodetiaojian，pianpianyaozouwaimenxiedao，tingshuotayougegandieni？zhiqianwohetayigejuzu，kemeishaojiantajindaoyandefangjian......”
“不早了，走吧。”
yansimingdaduantadehua，buzhehenjidechouchuzijideshoubei。
yixiqingmouguangyichen，yaoleyaochun，jingenzhenanrenlikai。
yeluojihushitaozoude，zhanzaibaoxiangmenkou，tashexiangguowushucizaijianmiandechangjing，meixiangdaoshijintian，meixiangdaoshizaizheili。
xinlituzenglejifenfanzao，queyinzangdejihao。
tuikaifangmendeyishun，yeluoyoubiandezuixunxunde。
“wo，heduole......chadian，zou......zoucuo、zoucuolule！”
liuandelianseyouxienankan，qingxiaoliangsheng，“yexiaojie，woyiweinitaopaoleni。”
dankandaomeirenlianjiafanzhehong，zuitaimirendeyangzi，shenmenuqidouyanxiaoyunsanle。
tanaqijiubeiyiyinerjin，“lai！women......women、buzui…buzuibuxiu！”
yeluokaishijizijidaojiu，quedousazaijiubeiwaile。
liuanmizheyanjingdaliangzheta，buzaiquanjiu。
bijing......tabuxihuannvrenhetaizui，zaichuangshangxianggesiren。
jiujushangderenyanguanbi，biguanzui，youyanlijingdeshuodao，“shihoubuzaole，sanleba！liuzong，bunengdanwuninxiuxia。”
liuangengfangsi，zhijielanguoyeluodeyao，“yexiaojie，niheduole，wokannizhulimeilai，yaobuwosongnihuiquba？”
yixingrentuozheyeluozouchubaoxiang，gangchumen，liuanjiuzaita**shangnieleyiba。
renwukeren，zhengxiangjiangshenshangdenanrenshuaikaishi，yingmianzoulaiyimogaodadeshenying。
yeluobujinkankanyileng，shentijiangzaiyuandi。
“aiyo，zheibushiyanshaoma？meixiangdaonengpengdaonin，jiuyangjiuyang。”
liuanzhuzufengchengdexiaozhe，huangmangjiduimiandenanrenrangchuyitiaodaolai。
yansiming，yulequanlizuinianqingdeyingdi。
yanzhi、renmai、jiashi......suibianlinchulaiyiyangdoukeyinianyazhongren。
danrangrenxinshengjingweide，shitabeihoudeyanshicaifa。
yansimingquemeiyoudalitamen，haobubihuideshixianzhijieluodaoyeluoshenshang，ergenshangdefeihongmanyanzhixiongqian，zhangqunsuizhedongzuobeiliaozhidatuigen，congtoudaoweixuruanzheshenzitouzhemeiganrangrenxiaxianglianpian。
kandaoliuandeshoujinlanzhetaxiruandeyaozhi，nanrenmouguangyichen。
“zheimekuaiyoujianmianle。”
zhongrenjingcha，yishunjian，liuandeshouxiangfuzhetangshoushanyu，shouhuiyebushi，jixufangzheyebushi。
tabieqinglelian，jiannandekaikouwendao，“yanshao，nin......ninrenshiyexiaojie？”
yeluojihushidaoguazailiuanshenshang，zhangzhangdetoufazhezhuletadelian。
yansimingmeitoujinsuo，“tatuwoshenshang，buxiangfuze，paole。”
nanrendingzheyeluo，“tingpiaoliangde，jiushitailumang。”
liuanhezhongrenhanxiaochaoyeluokanqu。
yeluobizheyanjing，zhuangshui，xinliwushuqingxufanyongzhe，qifenturanbiandeweimiao。
tazheizhongdiweideren，huiyinweiyichangzuijiushiguzhuizhebufangma？nanbucheng，kanshangyeluole？
yishizhijianzoulangshanganjingdekepa，sheiyebugankaikou。
liuandingzheyeluoneizhangjuemeidelian，minleminchun，jijingzhengzhahouxiaozhedao，“yanshao,ninkan......taheduole，yaobu、yaobujiujiaojininchuzhiba？”
zhongrenfuhezheshuodao，“shia，yanshaobieshengqi，yexiaojienianqing，biegentayibanjianshi。”
shuozhe，liuanfuzheyeluorangtazuozaizoulangyizishang。
jikejian，talakaileheyeluodejuli，youshangqianliangbujiangzijidemingpianjiyansiming。
“yanshao，baiwenburuyijian，zheishibirendemingpian，xiwangjinhouyoujihuiheyingdihezuo。”
yansimingmobuzuosheng，hanxiaojieguo。
zhongrencangcudebaibie，yizuikuaisuduxiaoshizailouceng。
yeluorulinbingjiao，taxiangtao，keshentifangfonianzaiyizishangyiban，zenmeyedongbule。
baxinyiheng，fanfujizijizuoxinlijianshehou，zhongyuguzuyongqizhanqishenlai......
yeluofuzheetou，yilianzuixiang，“bu......buneng、zaihele。”
tafuzheqiangmaizhexufudebufa，xinlixiangzhezhiyaotabukanyansiming，duifangjiukanbudaota。
jieguojiuzaiyunanrencajianerguodeshunjian，tamouguanglinglisaoguolai。
“别装了。”
自费给员工针灸后，儿子竟要跟我断绝关系
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