《youhong：guigongziyufuqianjindeailian》feichangfeichanghaokan，meiyigeqingjiezhongfu，buluosuo，zhuxianhenqiang，shenyangzhousijingrenwusuzaodehenhao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi：dengtadeyandianranle，shenyangjiusongshoule，ranhoubadahuojifangzaitapangbian，tayemeizaihetayourenhejiaoliu，jixutantadeshengyi。……
benlaizheizhoumoshenyangxianghuijiakandidide，zicongtashangledaxuehou，chulehanshujiameitiandouzaiyiqi，pingshijibenshangmeizhoudouhuihuiqukantayici。
tadidishennanbushipeiandehaizi，shishenyangtongfutongmudeqindidi，buguojinnianwusuicaishangyoueryuan，zicongmamachanhouyiyuqushihou，didijiuzhixihuanqinjintale。
shenyangduitayeshigewaiqiangua，xiangzheyizhoumeihuijia，dangwanjiujitadaleshipin。
jieshipinderenshishennandebaomu，congxiaogenzhezhaogudeyueyi，tabashoujidiaohao，dijileshennan。
shenyangkanzhetabenlaizaiwanaotemanmoxing，kandaotajiurenglemoxing，xiaolianweiqu：“jiejiezheizhoumobuhuijialema？”
“nannanguaiguaitingyueyidehua，xiazhoumojiunengjiandaojiejiele。”shenyangchongzhetaanfuyixiao，benlaixiazhouyoutongxuehui，buguoshizaizhouliu，zhourihuijiayitangyelaideji。
shennandiantoudiandehenmianqiang，haoxianghaizaibukaixin。
zheigenianjidexiaohaizihenhaohong，shenyanghetabaozheng：“xiazhouridainannanquyouleyuan，haoma？”
shennanqiheideyanjingyixialiangleqilai，“neinannantinghua，haikeyizaiquchiniupaima？”
jialideyinshidoushipeiananpaide，tacongbuxushennanchixican，suoyitachideshao，zuichanshizhengchangde。
shenyangchongnidiwanmou，wenrouyingdao：“keyi。”
“taihaole，haoqidaixiazhouri～”shennancouguolaipingmuqianjiletayigeqinqin。
shenyangtixiaojiefei，“zaodianshui，shijianbuzaole，nannan。”
shennanqishiyoudiankundeyanpizidajiale，pingshibadiantayijingzaichuangshangshuizhele，keshitaqueqiangchengzheyanpi，yaotou：“bukun，yidiandoubuxiangshuijue。”
jianzhuang，shenyangxinliruandebukesiyi，zhidaotabushibukun，ershixiangduojianjianta，suoyicaiqiangchengzhebuqushuijue。
shenyangyemeiyouchaichuan，hetaduoshipinleyigeduoxiaoshi，kanzheshennanyijingzhichengbuxiaqu，shuizhebeiyueyibaohuichuangshang，tacaiguaduanleshipin。
……
zhouliuzaoshang，heshujiulaixuexiaojieta，kandaotazheiyishenxiuxianweiyiheyundongxie，zheiyangqutanshengyitajueduishidiyiren，youyishunjiandeyuyanyouzhi。
shenyangzuoshangfujiashizuo，kandaoheshudiguolaidewendang，tajieguolaishijiuyinyinjuedebuhuishiyigexiaoshengyi，buguotakanshangquyoutiaobuwendidao：“heshu，mafannichekaimanyidian，wodazhikanyixia，youbudongdezaiwenni。”
heshujiuchongtazheifenhelaoyeyiyangdeqipo，duitadechubianbujingyandiranleyisixinshang，youxierenhuoxutianshengjiushihezheiminglichang，“xing，daojichangwohanda**。”
lushangshenyangyiyeyedefanzhewendang，dazhilejiezheishiyigetaizhouwenlvjianshenzhongxinxiangmu，baokuotiyuchang，tiyuguan，youyongguan，hequanminjianshenguan，jianchengyigexinchangjing，xinwanfa，xinchaoliudedujiashanglvyulewenhuashengdi。
touzijineshushiyi，zheinalishixiaoshengyi，napashishenyiruqinzidaochangdounanxianchengyi，buguozheimezhongda、youyou**beishudehaoxiangmuyinggaibuquetouzi，nandao……
“heshu，babadegongsizuijinshibushichuleshenmewenti？”shenyangwendehenweiwan，tayijingyinyueyishidaoleshenme。
heshujianmanbuguota，quanpantuochu：“laoyenianchudeshihoubagongsiyibufenguquan**jileqitagongsi，yonglaichanghaimeiyuanzhai，ruguozheicimeiyounaxiazheigexiangmu，shangguangongsishangbuleshi，anzhaoqunianqianxiadeduiduxieyijiangshibeihuigouguquan。”
tadagaimingbaijiuxianggunxueqiuyiyang，zijinlianyidanduanle，neimegongsijiangmianlinweiji。
keshizheimezhongyaodeshengyiweishenmeyaojiaojiziji。
fangfozhidaotadeyihuo，heshuqingtan：“ruguolaoyeyounenglinaxiaxiangmu，youzenmehuirangtarendailao？”
“babadouzuobudao？”shenyangfanwen，neitayigeweibiyededaxuesheng，kongpaduifanglianzhengyandoubuhuiqiaoyiyan。
“ng，ruguobushidaolemeiyoubanfadedibu，laoyeyouzenmeshededa**paotoulumian？”heshudeyudiaoningzhong。
zheishisimadangzuohuomayidedibulema？
“ruguowoyemeibanfabangmang，neigongsizenmeban？”shenyangduizijimeiyoubaoyoubuqieshijidexiwang，zheiyicidajilvshibaipaoyitang。
“gongsikenenghuiyizhu。”heshujiandandejigezi，rangtadexinchendaolegudi。
peianyikaishiqipianziji，jiushipatabukenqu，yinweishenyirudouwujiyushi，tayigedaxueshengnengtanshenmeshengyi，chufei……
shineizhongnanyiqichideliyou。
dantayexingshen，gongsidaole，shenjiabeifuzhaiwu，tayetaobule。
yirongjurong，yisunjusun，fuchaozhixiawuwanluan。
shenyangxiangdaonianjinwusuidenannan，yanlideguangmang，jianjianpingjingqiejiandingxialai。
kandaozheiyangdeshenyang，heshujiuzhidaoshenjiahaiqishuweijin。
……
泰州机场。
yixiafeijijiuyourenjieji，kaichequletaianjieshihao，zheidongdashashiercengdoushishangwujiudian。
shenyirutongguorenmaidezhi，duifanglaitaizhoufengongsikaihui，jianghuizaizheigejiudianzhusantian，zheishishenjiaweiyidejihui。
laizhiqianjiuyuyueleliangjianfang，heshujiuzaigebi，tabushiyigeren，xinlizhishaoyeanxinyidian。
heshujiaolefenxicanjita，gaosutazaiguoyigexiaoshi，zhouzongjiuhuicongfengongsihuijiudian。
shenyangyidun，xinliyinshengbuhaodeyugan，“heshu，nishuoshei？”
heshuzheicaimingbaiguolai，tagenbenbushixinganqingyuanlaide，ershibeipeianmengzaigulipianguolai，yanlilveyouxinteng：“zhuoyuedezhouzong，zhousijing。”
shenyangyishunjianyoutouzhongjiaoqingdeyunxuangan。
ruguoshineizhongsiwushisuidezhangbei，huoxuhaibijiaohaoshuohua，erzhousijingbujinhetanianlingchabuleduoshao，kanzheyebutaihaoshuohuadeyangzi，rangtazheshidaletuitanggu。
haishiheshuquanletayiju，buyaotaimianqiang，meibiyaojizijiyali，ruguobuxingzanmenjiuhuiqu。
heshudeanweiqileyidianzuoyong，laidoulaile，haodaishiyixia，yehaoguobailaiyitang。
……
shenyangweileyibiaochengyi，teyitiqianlebangexiaoshi，heheshudaizheqihuaanshouhouzaijiudiandiku。
chehuizhijiekaidaodiku，zuodiantiqufangjian，suoyizaijiudiandatingshikanbudaotaderenying。
shijiangangganghao，yifenbucha，heshugaosutaneiliangchepaihao901lanchejiushizhouzongde，tajidezheigechepaihaoshijinrongtongxingzheng，suchengmianjiantongxingzheng。
shenyangcikeyijinghenlengjing，kandaochetingzaicheweihou，cheshangxialaijigebaobiao。
heshushangqianxiangshuoshenme，quebeibaobiaozhizhile，genbenmeiyoukaojinzhousijingdejihui。
baobiaoanxialediantideanniu，diantimenyedakaile，yankanzhetayaozoujindianti，lianyiyandouweicengpiaoguotazheibian。
tazheiyangdeshenfenyibanbuhuisuibianrangrenkaojin，neitianzaisanyaqueshishididiaole。
shenyangheheshuhaibeiqizhonglianggebaobiaolanzhe，genbenmeibanfatongtashuoyijuhua，ruguohuilejiudiantaofang，neijiugengmeibanfakaojin，yinweitabaodeshidingceng，bierenwufatarubanbu。
jianzhuang，shenyangmeixinningqi，zaidikuzheizhongkongkuangdedifangyidianshengyindougewaiqingxi，tebieshitalvejinsedeyiju‘xiaoshushu’。
zaichangsuoyouren，doutingdeyiqingerchu。
包括周斯京。
nanrenjindiantidebufatingxia，neilansanbanhedeyanweilveguota，yibanzaiyinyinglidexiahexianxiesi，chixiaolesheng：“bietamaluanjiao。”
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