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“啧，什么人啊！”
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“ai，nishibushizaisuda**neishouleshenme**？”
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luyeyifulerandebiaoqing，guoranruci。
xianrujinsheiganrezheiweiyanwang，chulelaoyezihesumo。
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neishishenyandiyicichileyabakui。
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haiyiweiliangrenbuhuiyoushenmejiaoji，meixiangdaorujinquechenglehun。
倒也有趣。
shenyannajiushijiantaxiaodeweisuo，chileyisheng，“niyoubing？”
luyehuiguoshen，yuzhongxinzhangdequandao，“fanzhengjiushigexingshi，nihebizaiyizheigeren。”
“wobushizaiyi，shitagenbenbupeihe。”
shuodaozhei，shenyanzhongyudakailehuaxiazi，“laoyezixiazhouguoshou，tabuqu。”
luyekesuanmingbaile，zheijiahuoshimeifajiaochale。
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jibianzuicitoudeshenyandouhenshaowunita，zheisumojiuzheimeminghuanghuangdejujuele？！
“zongyaoyouyuanyinba？zongbuhuishibuxiangjiandaoniba。”
shenyandunleliangmiao，“shuoshiyougeshenmezhan。”
luyeganmangnaqishoujichalecha，zheicaikandaoxinwen。
duidaotayanqian，“nibieshuo，haizhenshibucouqiao，rizizhuangdaoyiqile。”
shenyansaoleyiyan，choulekouyan，suansuanshijian，taganghaozaiyingguo。
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luyehelekoujiu，bujibuhuandedaochuzhenxiang，“juwosuozhi，nimenjialaoyeziyinggaigengxiangzhetaba。”
“......”
yeshi，benlaijiushiyinhun，buquyounengshuotashenme。
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zenmehaihuizaiyiyigexiaobeilaibulai。
meitoushuzhankai，“tabuquzhenghao，miandeyanxile。”
zhidaozheiweidashaoyeshizaizhaotaijie，luyeqinengbujitadataizi？
jitazhenmanjiu，“jiushi，niyebushineizhongren。”
zheihuoqimianqiangjianglexialai，liangrenhedaolingchenliangdiancaijieshu。
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zheishitalianyetuopaimaixingxunlaideqianlongnianzhifalangcaiping，youmianliehenzaizhangxinwanyan，xiangyidaoweiyudeshangkou。
tieyidiaohuadamenzhiyakaiqishi，huanghutingjianchilunyaohedeshengxiang。
zhaiyuanshenchuchuanlaiguqinyudianzipingbaizaoyinjiaozhideguaidanxuanlv，yongrenyintachuanguohuilang，qingzhuanfengxishenchubainiantaihen，zaiyueguangxiafanzheyoulv。
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“laoyezizaiqishi，qingdashaonainaishaodengpianke。”
guanjiasangyinrulaoshizuozhongdetongbai，tuikaidiaohuatanmumenshi，chenxiangxiesusupiaoluo。
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“xiaomolaile，kuaizuo。”
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tajiangxiazizhiyuanjiao，youmianfanguangqiahaoyingchulaorenyandidebinglansexinpian。
chuangwaibaoyuzhouxie，xiayimiaotatingdaohunhoudeyishenggantan，“ng，shigeguaide，zenmejintianyoukonglaile？neichouxiaozimeigenniyiqi？”
sumochuixiamou，“tajituanyoushi，jinriwoganghaodelekong，laikanwangnin。”
laoyezilenghengyisheng，“nishaotitashuohua，tajiushiyoushijianyebuailai。”
suijixiaoyiyingying，“nimenxiangchudezenmeyang？tayaoshiganduinibuhao，woshoushita。”
sumoguaneryixiao，“fuqinyanzhongle，womenxiangchudehenhao。”
laoyezizheicaimanyi，paipaitadeshou，yuzhongxinzhangdeyoudingzhuleyifan。
jianshihouchabuduole，laoyezikaimenjianshan，“nishibushiyoushiyaogenwoshuo?”
wenyan，tayemeifanbo，“shi，fuqin，xiazhouwoyaozhunbeigerenxunhuizhan，ganghaozhuangleshijian，kongpawufaganhuijininzhushou，wangninmoyaoshengqicaishi。”
huayinweiluo，laoyezigexiachazhanlangshengxiaoqilai，“wozheibalaogutouguobuguodedouwusuowei，nanweinihaishanglexin，ninengchoukonghuilaikankanwo，wojiuzhizule。”
shuozhehailiutazaijiachiwanfan，“chufangdunzhefotiaoqiang，nizhenghaoyebubu。”
qijianjileguanjiayigeyanshen，houzhegongshentuidaolangxia，taochushoujibolegehaoma。
“wei，dashaoye，laoyerangninwanshanglaizheichifan。”
suzuihoudeshenyanyuqibusuantaihao，anzhetaiyangxuemianqiangyinglesheng，“zhidaole。”
——
liangrenzhengyouyidameiyidadeliaozhetian，xuanguanchuhuchuanlaiyishengdichenkesou。
talengleyishun，nanrenheisexizhuangkuguanchuiluozhihuaigu，zhengmantiaosilidijiezhexiukou。
liangrensimuxiangduishi，shenyantiaolexiamei。
laoyezihaizai，tazhihaoxiankaikou，“wolaijifuqinsongshouli。”
lejieqingkuangdetashunjiansongshangyanji，tahoujieweigun，weiyindaizheshazhibandeya：“laizheierzenmemeigenwoshuo？”
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