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第12章
zhaoqianbeihedeyiduosuo，niutouzhangzuizhengyaodama。
raneryidaoheiyingxunsujiejin！
xiayimiao，zhaoqianjiubeiyijiaochuaizailianshang，shentirutuoluoban，zhijiefeichujimiyuan！
“qinyang，nigefeiwu，nizenmecailai......”
chenjiamengchongshangqianzhiwen，xuanjijiuyingshangqinyangneibinglengdeyanshen。
dunrubeiyizhiwuxingdashouezhuhoulong，zaiyefabuchuyigeziyin。
“sheidaitalaizheilide？”qinyangyanshenruili,lenglengsaoguochenjiameng。
“shi、shitazijilaide。”chenjiamengxiayishixinxu，xuanjilenghengdao：“nichongwoxiongshenme，niyaozhenyoubenshi，nilaopoyongdezhechulaipeijiu？”
qinyangmoran，shangqianfuqitangshiyin。
dangtakandaotangshiyinzuijiaodexueji,yanzhongshaqidunshiboranzhakai！
“秦、秦阳？”
cishitangshiyinyishiyijingmohu，jiannanzhengyan，zaiqinghuanleshengqinyangdemingzi，jiuchedihunleguoqu。
“meishi，wolaidainihuijiale。”
qinyangshengyinwenrou，fushenbaoqitangshiyin，qingfangzaiyibianshafashang。
“看好她。”
qinyangduichenjiamengshuowan，zhuanshenzouxiangzhaoqian。
cikezhaoqianyehuanleguolai,mianmuzhengning，chongzhemenwaidahan，“doutemegunjinlai！nongsizheigezasui！”
qibagebaobiao，dunshiyuguanerru。
zhuaqijiuping，jingzhichaoqinyangnaodaizalai！
“找死！”
qinyangyanshenyileng,yijiaochuaichu，jiangshenqianyirenleigutiduan，jinjiezhehuiquanzachu，gekaizalaidejiupingdetongshi，cuoshoukouzhuneirenshouwanyining，kaca！dangchangguzhe！
mingmingshiyiguadizhong，qinyangqueshiwenzhanshangfeng，yazheneiqibagebaobiaoda，duanduanjimiao，quanbutangdiaihao！
“zhei、zheitamazenmekeneng！”
zhaoqiangulutunlekoutuoye，naomenshanggunxiadoudadehanzhu。
这也太特么生猛了！
xiayike，zhaoqianjiubeiqinyangyibaqiazhubozi。
“**xihuanguanjiushiba？”
“zheimexihuanguanjiu，jintianniyechangchangbeiguanjiudeziwei，ganjiwodenvrenguanjiu，laozirangnibajiupingyechixiaqu！”
qinyangyilianlengyi，zhuaqiyipingjiu，cubaodisaijinzhaoqianzuili，zhaoqianbeiqiangdezhifanbaiyan，houlonglifachuwuwudeshengyin。
“zenme，niyaoqiuraoma？”
秦阳停下动作。
zhaoqianpinmingkesouzhe，manlianhendudao：“woqiunima！xiaozazhong，nizhidaolaozishisheima？”
“laozibeihoushiheilongshanghui！nigandongwo，xinbuxinmingtianhuyejiunengshaniquanjia？”
“nishuodeshichenheihuba？”qinyangyuqiyonglan，“shenmegoupihuye，zaiwomianqian，tajiushiyitiaoxiaoheigou！”
“nidadianhua，rangchenheigougunlaijianwo！”
陈黑狗！！？
tingdaozheigemiecheng，zhaoqianzhijuehoulongfagan、zuichunfadou。
zheixingqindezhentemehuonile，ganjihuyequzheizhongwaihao，jiubupabeisuishiwanduan？
qinyangganshuo，tadoubugantinga！
“xing，xiaoziniyouzhongdebiepao，woxianzaijiujiaorenlai！”
“好啊，我等着。”
qinyangpaipaishou，youxiandizuozaiyibianshafashang，qiaozheerlangtuijingjingkanzhezhaoqiandadianhuayaoren。
buduoshi，yiminggelengyannanren，daizheershijimingshouxia，qishixiongxiongganlai。
“zhongye，ninkesuanlaile，jiushizheigegouzasui，dashangwoqibageshouxia，woyadoudiaolewuke！”
yankankaoshangandao，zhaoqiandunshishangqiangaozhuang，zhizheqinyang，manlianhenyi。
zhongliuhexiexiesaoleyanqinyang，yijishenbianlianggejuesemeiren，lengshengdao：“xiaozi，danzibuxiaoa！”
“zhongyewobuqifuni，nidashangwoheilongshanghuizheimeduoren，zijikanyishouyijiao，zaiguixiakeyibaigexiangtou，zheishijiusuanfanpianle。”
qinyangyaoleyaotou，lveganshiwangdao：“bushirangnidadianhuajiaochenheigoulaijianwo，nijiaolaigeshenmewanyier？”
zhongliuhezuipichoulechou，lianseshunjiankualexialai。
“xiaozi，jiuchongniduiwomenhuyebujing，niyijingshigesirenle！”
“shima？niwenwenchenheigou，taganbuganhewozheimeshuohua？”qinyanglele。
quezaizheishi，yidaochaofengdeshengyinchuanlai：“xingqinde，dousidaolintoulehaizhuangni？”
shenqingheliuzitangbuzhiheshigenlai。
“钟爷！”
liuzitangzouguoqu，gonggongjingjinghanlesheng。
zhongliuhemiyanwendao：“zenme？nirenshi？”
“dangranrenshi！”liuzitangniushenxieleyanqinyang，mieshengdao：“tajiaoqinyang，jiushigesongwaimaide，xiaorenwuyige，zhongyenintaitaijiaojiunengsuibiancaisi。”
zhongliuheyiting，gengganjuebeirenmaofan。
“made，yigesongwaimaide，jingyeganzaitaisuitoushangdongtu，zhentemehuonile！”
shenqingyilianxingzailehuo，chenjishangqiandao：“qinyang，niruoxianzaiguixialaiqiuwo，wokeyibangnixiangzhongyeqiuqing，rangtaraonibusi。”
jianyoushishenqing，qinyangbuyoudelengxialian，“zenmeyoushinizheishaque？gunyuandian！”
“你！”
shenqingqiji，biedemanliantonghong，lenghengdao：“jilianbuyaoliandedongxi！laonianghailandeguannini！”
shuoba，tuizhiyipang，yifukanxidejiashi。
zhongliuheyanshenhanleng，goulegoushou，“daduanzheizasuideshoujiao，liuyikouqizai，zhongyewojinriyaoshajijinghou，zhongxinjiheilongshanghuiliwei！”
hualuo，ershijigedashou，juzhekandao、gangguan，yiwofengweileshangqu！
jiuzaiyizhenpilipaladeshengxianghou。
“什、什么！？”
zhongliuheyanzhuzikuaiyaodiaochulaile，tashouxiaershijiren，jinglianqinyangyijiaodoumeipengdaoyixia，jiuquanbutangdishangle！
bushishouduanjiushijiaoduan，shifencanlie！
“lianjiazi？”zhongliuhemianseningzhong，“nanguaizheimekuang！”
“buguo，woheilongshanghuidenengliang，chaohunixiangxiang！jinpingnengdashimeiyongde，heheilongshanghuizuodui，xiachanghuihencan！”
只是下一秒！
yidaoheiyingshanguo，zhongliuhebozishangjiuduochuyidaoxuehen，zhenggugudixue。
qinyangzeyiranbaochizheerlangtuidedongzuo，shoulizhengbainongzheyibabishou。
扑通！
zhongliuheshuangtuiyiruan，zhijiejiuguile！
tazaizida，cikeyeyizhidao，mianqianzheigenianqingren，suishidounengqutagouming！
“heilongshanghuiqiantangjianeiyiqianwanhuokuan，nijishibuji？”
“qin、qinye，bushiwobuyuanji，ershishanghuidashuedezhuanzhang，douxuyaojingguohuyebenrenqinziqianzigaizhang，wo、woshizaibanbudaoa。”
钟六合就快哭了。
qinyangdao：“wobuweinanni，nihuiquzhuangaochenheigou，rangtazijidaishanghuokuan，qinzisongqutangjia，dongle？”
“dongdongdong！womashanghuiquzhuangaohuye！”zhongliuhediantourudaosuan，shengpadiantoumanyidian，naodaijiuyaobanjia！
“至于你。”
qinyangmuguangluoxiangzhaoqian，houzhedunshishentiyizhen。
“bazheijiupingchile，raonibusi！”
咕噜！
zhaoqianhoulongjiannangundongleyixia，suihouqiuzhubanwangxiangzhongliuhe。
“kan**ma！qinyerangnichinijiuchia！”
zhongliuheyijiaochuaizaizhaoqianlianshang，taxianzaizishendounanbao，nahaigudeshangzhaoqiansihuo？
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