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小说简介

zheibenshuyaohouyaopaoluzhengtijiegoushejidebucuo，bazhurengongdizhenmochuchukehuadelinlijinzhi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanjiashangwozijishenweilingshandeweiyiyizhijiuweijinhuwei，congxiaobeirenchongshangtian，quezhengtianzaidizhenshenbianshouzheigewonangqi。……

精彩章节

6.

woyizheng，xiangshichuopowoxindidemimi，juemeijiaohaodemianrongfuxianyimoxinxu。

wozheigerenzuitaoyandejiushipohuaibierenganqingdenvren，yiqianquwangfanjianshi，jiandaoyouzheiyangdenvren，wodingyaoshifajiaoxunyixiade。

diediecengjinggaosuwo，yaojieshibunengchashourenjiandeshiqing，fouzebizaodaotianleifanshi。

woxingziji，yikandaoyoubuyaoliandenvrengoudaliangqingxiangyuedexiaoqinglvhuozheshifuqi，tianleifanshiquanranwangjinaohoule。

wochashourenjianshiqingyeyouqibajianle，meiyouzaodaotianleifanshihaiyiweishidiedieweilefangzhiwoduoguanxianshidekonghe，houlaiquequeshishishizaodaodefanshi，shitiaoweibaduanleyitiao，yeyincifalidaxiao，chengweiyaojiezuiruodeyizhixiaohuli。

wodielaolaidenv，pawoyigerenliuzaiyaojieshourenqifu，jiuxiangzhejiwozhaogefaligaoqiangdefujunbaohuwo，yushijiuzhaodaodizhenbangdayuanyangchaisantagenmochuchuquwoweiqi。

xianzai，wohaoxiangchenglewozuitaoyanderen。

ruobushiwodiebangdayuanyangbipodizhenquwo，huoxudizhenhemochuchuyijingdijieliangyuanle。

shuodaodi，wohaishiqianmochuchude。

woguaiqiaodezuozaichuangshang，shuangshouhuanbaozhexiaotui，yinweikuijiuminleminchunban，zhenghaozheiyijudongluorudizhenyanli，qidunshixiaosanbushao，yuqiyegenzhefangruan。

“jinrizhishi，zhidaocuolema？”

“zhidaocuole。”woguaiqiaoqietinghuadedianlediantou。

dizhenmanyideweiweiqinqixinggandechunban。

孺子可教也！

也不算太笨！

woxiangleyixia，taiqitouyilianzhenchengdewangzheta，“junshangninshibushiyinweiwodiedangnianbilixiadeshiyan，suoyiyizhibuganyingqumochuchuweifei？”

nanrenweiweiqinqidehuduzhouranjiangzailianshang，qiangxingrenzhenuyi，minleminchunban，yiziyidunkaikou：“baiqing，nizheizuihaishibishangdehao。”

dizhenmizhexiazhangdefengmou，yaoyaqiechishuowan，zhangxiuyihui，zhijiejiangwoxianchuyuanxing。

yizhixuebaidejiuweixiaohulidunzuozaimuchuangshang，meijianyicuhongmao，mengquandekanzhejibulikaidenanren。

xiaohuliganjintiaoxiachuangzhuizhejiuyaolikaifangjiandenanren，‘peng’deyishengxiang，nanrenlikaifangjian，gulinglingliuxiawoguanzaifangjian。

7.

dizhendefaligaodejingren，tajiangwoshifabianhuiyuanxingkongpayishibanhuiwowufabianhuarenxing。

dangnianwodediehaizaishideshihou，cengjingxiangyitanjiujingdizhendaodishishenmeyuanxing，jiulianfaligaoqiangdelaoyaowangdoumeitanchudizhenshishenmexiulianchengyaode。

dizhencengjingkoutuguoshuotashiren，bushishenmechushengxiuliande，wobuxin。

wozaibeidizhenguanlesantian，xianchusantianyuanxing，caimianqiangbazijibianhuanchengrenxing，henhenyaozhezijiyagen。

这个老畜生！

woxiangdaozijibeirumeiduidaisantian，xiangzhelikaidizhendexiangfagengjiashenke。

laodiea，nipawozaiyaojieshouqifu，xuanlegelianshishenmeyuanxingdoubuzhidaolaochushengzuoweiyaojiedenvxu，kenizhibuzhidaoqifuwodejiushininqiantiaowanxuandenvxu！

woyaoqupomoguquxunzhaopomojinglaiyitanjiujing，buxiangxindizhenzhenjiushigerenyibuyibuxiulianerchengde。

说干就干！

wobeizhebaofuzailikaizhiqianzhaodaomochuchu，liangrenxiangyuezailingshanbianjie，“mochuchu，wozhidaonigenwangshangqingtouyihe，liangqingxiangxu，congjinwankaishiwoyaolikailingshan，meiyouwochazaizhongjian，wangshangyebuhuizaiduinibieniu，nifangxin。”

woxinshidandandeyangzirangmochuchugandongdelaoleizongheng，“wanghou……”

wohuanraolingshan，ganjueduibuqizijilaodie，bayaojiesuishouzhuanrangtaren，shiluodebailebaishou。

“zaijian，qugendizhenhaohaoguoriziba。”

zongyouyitianwohuihuilai，badizhendapaxia，duodeyaowangzhiwei。

wodiaozhenghaoqingxu，beizhebaofutouyebuhuidechaoqianzou，‘peng’yisheng，wotouzhuangdaobumingwushang，yuanbenrouyankanbudaorenhewutiyiyanwangqushidahaoheshan，cishisanfazhehuangsedeguangmang，shanshuoeryaoyan。

wobeizhuangdetounaofayun，yanmaojinxing。

mochuchujimangdao：“wanghou，chennvwanglegenninshuo，lingshanbeiwangshangshelejiejie。”

我：“……”

为什么不早说……

8.

zineitianzhunbeilikaierbeitiqiandezhidedizhenzaozaoshelejiejie，tayaoniesizijijianzhigenniesiyizhimayihairongyi，woyufahaipadizhenzheigewannianlaoguaiwu。

congneitiankaishi，wodezhidizhendenianling，zuzuhuolejiuqiansui，hetadienianlingchabuduoda，wodiehuoleyiwansuijiusashourenhuanle。

yaozhidao，tadieshilaolaidenvcaiyoulewozheimeyigebaobeinverwocaijiubaisui。

jiejieshidizhenshede，jiejieyiliang，dizhenyejiulikezhidaoshenmeqingkuang。

neiyitianwobingmeiyoukanjiandizhenyinwolikaiyaojieerzhennu，fanerxiangzaozaozhidaoyiban，yixibaiyiyouzaiyouzaidezoudaowomianqian，wanxiazunqu，zaiwoerbianqingqingshuodao：“benzunhuolejiuqiansui，gongzhunindeyijuyidongkedouzaibenwangyanli，jiuxiangkanhebiandeyazitiaowu。”

beichaofenglebushuo，xiangdaoqianduanshijianwozuijiuhaiqiangshanglezheigelaoguaiwu，woxinlixiangchilecangyingyiyangnanshou。

爹啊，带我走吧！

neiyitiankaishi，woyoushihaojitianmeijiandaodizhen，suoweiyanbujianxinbufan，zhidaotadeniansui，wolianxianyinqindexiangfadoumeiyoule。

wojiajidizhenbannianzhijiu，dizhendoushishuizaishufang，yebucengqiangpowo，haozaizheiyidiandizhenhaisuangezhengrenjunzi。

zhihouwoyeshijingchangzhaomochuchu，xianzhewuliaodafadafashijian，julishangcixianglikaibeidizhenfaxian，zhangdabangeyueshijiandizhencaiyouyicichuxianzaitayanqian。

“zuijintingwengongzhujingchangzhaomochuchu？”dizhenyixibaiyi，toudaiyinguan，jingshoudeyaojianshufengzhebaisexiujinyaofengchuxianzaiwomianqian。

“zenmele？”wohuyidingzhenanren，haojiubujianmian，yijianmianhaishiguanyumochuchude。

“gongzhuyuwoshaojiechuweihao。”dizhendandandao。

“……”tingdaozheihua，woxinlishifenbushiziwei。

什么玩意！

zheishibawodangchengeduyuanpei！

wodengletayiyan，“zhidaole。”

dizhentiaoletiaohaokandemei，“bukaixin？”

我：“……”

wobenlaishitingkaixinde，haibushijiandaozheilaoguaiwucaibukaixinde。