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diertian,guqiaoqumuyuanjianduzhechenjunmeipailaideren,jiangmuqindeyiguqianrulengjiamuyuan。
lequeyizhuangxinshi,guqiaozheicaiqulelengzhai。
lengfulengzhenqiannandeduitalulegehaolian:“qiaoqiaohuilaile。”
guqiaotingzhe,zhijuedeexinjile:“nihaishibuyaozheimejiaowo,tingexinde。”
lengzhenqianyedelianseqingbai,yaoyiwang,takendingyijingyierguazijiushangqule。
danyixiangdao,haiyaokaozheguqiaodashanglengjia,tazhinengshengshengyanxiazheikoueqi。
guqiaokanzhe,juedehaoxiaoyoubeiliang:“woguolai,chulebanzhengjian,haiyouyijianshi。”
“什么事?”
“我要一千万。”
lengfuhaimeishuohua,chenjunmeijiuzhale:“yiqianwan,nixiangqianxiangfengleba!”
guqiaobulita,zhidingdingkanzhelengfu,niezhesangzizuozuodao:“ba,wokeshinizuitengaidenverlengsiweia,zheiyidianqiandoubukenjima?yaobuyaowoquzhaobojiayaoqian?guojitiankejiushihunqile。”
chenjunmeixianxiebeiqiyunguoqu,lengfuqueshiyixiazibeiguqiaochuozhongleyaohai——genbojiadehunshi,bunengdiu。
tatieqingzhelian:“hao,wojini。”
guqiaoshouhuilianshangzuozuodebiaoqing,kanxiangqidexiongfubuduanqifudechenjunmei,shuodao:“zaodayingbujiuhaole,yigexiaosaner,haixianggenwodou。”
yuanhuafenghai,chadianqisichenjunmei。
guqiaokanzhepushangqubuduanjichenjunmeipaibeishunqidelengfu,muguanglengruhanbing。
一周后。
guqiaoconglengfuneilinadaoleyiqianwan,zheicaibanchujiudian,zhudaolelengzhai。
chenjunmeijiletabanhaolezhengjian,taxianzaijiushi‘lengsiwei’le——congguowaiguilaidelengsiwei。
真是可笑极了。
santianhou,hunqiruyueerzhi。
genchenjunmeiyanlesantiandemucinvxiao,shizaibataexindegouqiang,zaodianjiachuquyehao。
“xiaojie,boxianshenglaile,zaimenwai,xiaojiekuaidianxiaquba。”guanjiashangloucuicu。
guqiaoningleningmei——zaimenwai,zenmebujinlai?
suijitadebiaoqingbiandesongkuai,dagaiduifangyeshibuleyiqutade。
zheiyanggangganghao,shuobudingyihouhainengzaozaolilehun,gezianhao。
guqiaoxiangzheshiqing,genzheguanjiaxialelou。
menkou,tingzheyiliangdidiaoshehuadebinli。
chenjunmeijianguqiaochulai,manglazhutadeshou,youshiyifanmuairuhaideyanxizuopai。
guqiaolengxiaozhechouchushou:“xingle,wozhidaole。”
binlicheqian,sijishangqian,jitakailemen:“lengxiaojieqingshangche。”
guqiaodiandiantou,wanshenzuojincheli。
tadeshence,nanrenzhengbimuyangshen,taxiayishikanguoqu,queshihunshenyizhen,shengyinjianse,chongmanlebukezhixin:“nishi……boyanqi?”
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