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zhengdangxialiangzhunbeihuijiachulizijizhubodayedeshihou。
电话铃声响了起来。
xialiangzhoulezhoumei，faxianshiyigemoshengdehaoma。
xianglexianghaishixuanzedejieting。
“喂?谁呀?”
dianhuaneitoushiyiweinvshi，shengyinrutongbailingniaoyiban，rangrenganjueshifenyueer。
“ninhao?qingwenshixialiangxianshengma?”
tingzhezheigeshengyin，xialiangyouxieleng，takeyiqueding，zheigeshengyinjueduibushitarenshideren。
难道是电话诈骗?
suiranzheiyangzixiang，danshixialianghaishihuida。
“shiwo，youshenmeshima?”
tingdaoxialiangchengren，dianhuaneitoudenvrenbiandejujinqilai，jiulianshengyindouyouxiejinzhang。
“shizheiyangde，xialiangxiansheng，ninzaiwangshanggoumaideboyin747yijingdaodaqingyunshi，xiangwenyixia，ninshenmeshihouguolaiqianshou。”
tingdaozheifanhua，xialiangyanqianyiliang，youxieyueyueyushi。
“e?daole?shenmekuaidi?nimenjiwosongdaoshizhongxinlaibujiuxinglema?”
“额～”
henxianran，xialiangdehuarangduifangyishizhijianyouxiewuyanyidui，liangjiucaikaikoudao。
“shizheiyangde，ningoumaideshangpinbijiaoguizhong，haishininqinziguolaiqianshou。”
……
tingdaozheifanhua，xialiangzhijieyilianmengbile，zheishisheijiadekuaidi，buxiangsongjiuzhishuo。
sanqianduokuaiqiandefeijimoxing，jiwoshuoguizhong?neiyiwanduokuaideaipaoshouji，jiwankuaideshouban?jishiwandebao，jibaiwandebiaozenmeshuo?
yaoleyaotou，xialiangyijingnandetucao，ziqujiuziquba，fanzhengmeiyouduodadianshi。
“haoba，nimenzainali?womashangguoqu。”
tingdaoxialiangzheimeyishuo，duifanghenmingxiansongleyikouqi。
“zaiqingyunjichang，daoshihouninzhijieguolai，dazheigedianhuajiuxingle。”
“青云机场?”
xialiangzhoulezhoumeitou，zheitemeshenmekuaidi，hangkongkuaidi?feijimoxingjihangkongkuaidi，yesuanheli，xiangdaozheilixialiangyeyikoudaying。
“xing，wodaihuijiuguolai。”
“neiwomenjiugonghouxiaxianshengdedajiaguanglinle。”
“嗯，”
guaduandianhua，xialiangbuyoudejizheigekuaidigongsidianlegezan，suiranbusonghuoshangmen，kefuwutaiduyidengyimeishuode。
dadianhuadeshimeizijiubushuole，yikouyigenin。
gonghou，dajiaguanglin，qiaoqiaozheiciyuyongde。
meizizidexialiangyifanxishu，jiujichongchongdechumen，takebuhuiwangle。
jintianshizijiweilaixiaojiuziyangweideshengri。
zuoweizijinvpengyouzuibaoguidedidi，xialiangziranduitahenshangxin，tayezhidaoyangweicongxiaoxihuanhangkong，tayetouqisuohao，huafei3210kuaidejuzigoumaileyijiaboyin747demoxing。
weidejiushiyijunaxiaweilaidexiaojiuzi，rangzijiheyangyingyihoujiehundezulixiaoyixie。
suishounashangyigemianbao，xialiangyibianken，yibianchaozhegongjiaozhanzouqu。
xialiangzufangdedifangzaisihuankaiwai，xiangquwangfeijichangzhixuyaoxianzuogongjiaoche。
haozaixialianglikaigongjiaochezhanbingbusuanyuan，tubuzouguoquzhixuyaowufenzhong。
youyushixingqiliu，denggongjiaochederenbingbusuanduo
budaowufenzhong168lugongjiaochehuanhuanshilai。
zhengshilaiwangfeijichangdegongjiaoche，xialiangshoushenjinkudai，tajidedoulihaiyouzuotianmainiuhonggongnengyinliao，bierenbujitadesigegangbeng。
gongjiaochemendakai，xialiangtaijiaozouleshangqu，xiayishidewendao。
“shifu，qujichangjikuaiqian?”
“哈哈哈～”
zheihuayichu，baokuosijizaineidesuoyourendouxiaole。
youbushaorengengshizhijietucaoqilai。
“haijikuaiqian?xiaohuozinipashizuomengmeishuixingba?”
“jiushi，youjikuaiqiannihailaizuogongjiaoche?”
“ei，youshiyigebeidianying，xiaoshuoduhaideqingnian。”
“xiaohuozi，yitianjiubuyaobaozhezhongcaipiaodemengle，dianshishang，xiaoshuoneixieyiyebaofuwukuaiqiandoushijiade。”
“shiya，laolaoshishideshangxue，kaogehaodaxue，shuobudingnengzhaodaoyigeyue2fendehaogongzuo。”
………
tingzhezhongrendeshengyinxialiangzaiciyitouwushui，jintianzheiqunrendaodizenmele?
chibaolechengde?naoshenmeni?
kaishineigexiangqinmeiziyeshi，zheigongjiaocheshangderenyeshi!
zuogongjiaobudoushiliangsankuaiqianma?zijiwenwenzenmele?zaishuole，zhongcaipiaonayouzhongwukuaiqiande?douwowande。
yaoleyaotou，zhidangzheiyicherenjingshenbutaizhengchang，xialiangmuguangzaicikanxianglesiji，yuqipoyoujifenwunai。
“shifu，jikuaiqiannijiushuoba，wojileyebudangwuhoumianderenshangche。”
tingdaoxialiangzheifanshenqing，cheshangyigexizhuanggelv，daizheyifuheikuangyanjingdezhongnianrenbushuangle，xianzaidexiaonianqingdouzheimekuangma?
zhangkoubikoujiushijikuaiqian。
zaozhidaonizaoshangchiyiwandawandeniuroumian，caiyao12hao。
一块钱等于多少?
=10角
=100分
=10000厘
=1000000毫
zhengzhengyibaiwanhao，yijinggoumaiyiliangbaomale。
tashiqingyunshiyijiagongsidejishuyuangong，meigeyuecainazhe2fendegongzi，yesuandeshanggaoshouruqunti。
xiangyaozhuandaoyikuaiqian，yeyaobuchibuheganwushiduogeyue，sinianjiejinwunian。
benlaijintianbeilaobanjiaoqujiaban，xinqingjiuhenbuhao，yushangxialiangzheizhong“ruizhi”gengshixueshangjiashuang，yilianjifengdekanzhexialiang，
“jikuaiqian?banimailedoubuzhiyikuaiqian，nidangnishisheini?qingyunshishoufuzhizi?meiqianzuochejiugunxialai，zuiqiaobuqinimenzheixieshehuiqingnian，yitianzhengshibuzuo，jiuhuizuobairimeng。”
tingdaozheihua，xialiangmuguangbushandekanxianglexizhuangnan。
“nitemeyoubingba?zuogongjiaochewowenjikuaiqianzenmele?erqiezuobairimengmengdaojikuaiqian?nishiyouduoqiong?zheidouxuyaozuomengshixian?”
………
tingzhexialiangdezheiyifanhua，xizhuangnanhaimeiyouhuihua，zhenggecheliderendouzhale。
“xiaohuozizenmeshuohuade?neibushiyihao，yebushiyili，shikuai!jikuaiqian?nidaodizhidaoshiduoshaoma?”
“ei，xiaoqingnianyoumengxiangshihaoshi，danniyebunengpianlishishiya!”
“haohaodeyigehaizi，jiushibeiwangluowenhuadaipianle。”
“jiushi!haijikuaiqian?kantazheiyishenchuanzhe，yaoshinengnachuyikuai，wojiubazheigongjiachechixiaqu!”
……
kanzhecheshangderenfenfenbangzhezijiqianzexialiang。
xizhuangnanxinzhongbietiyouduoshuangle，yigehaimeichushehuidexiaoqingnian，zhenbuzhidaotiangaodihou，yangyangdeyidekanzhexialiang。
“xiaojiahuoyesuanniyunqihao，shushujintianchebaoyangqule，zheicaizuogongjiaoche，niyaoshimeiqianzuodehua，jiaoshengshushu，shushubucaiyuexin2fen，yihaolianghaodehaishikeyishangjinide。”
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