《yule：congpaonanqihang》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaidoushishenghuowenlijuqingzuihaodele！yutianchenbailushigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:xuanzeyi：bailantangping，shangwangchonglang，dangzhainan，huodejianglizhainandalibaoyifen，limianbaohan：shushidechuang、zuigaojidediannao、wurendaraodehuanjing。……
dayue20fenzhong，zhejianglongshenjianshenfenbu。
“zheijiushinizhaodejianshenyundongshi，keyia。nibieshuo，haitingdade。zouba，yiqijinqu，banwanshouxunijiukeyihuiqule。”
yutianchenduizhezhulixiaomishuodao
“xiansheng，ninhao，nizhunbeizuoshenmeleixingdejianshenyundong。”jiedairenduizheyutianchenwendao
“nihao，xianjieduanzuojunhengyundongjike，qitadeyihouzaijiazheiyangkeyiba。”
yutianchendaizheyisiyilvdeshuodao
“wanquankeyide，jintiannizhunbeijianshenyundongma？xianzaiwanshangqidianzhongle。”jiedairentixingdao
“jintianxianlaitiyanyici，mingtiankaishizhengshidexunlian，yeweizhihoudexunlianzuohaozhunbei。”yutianchen
liaoleyizhenlaidaoleyundongquyu，zheigeshijiandianmeishenmeren。
“xiansheng，zheilishibuweiyundongqu，buweizhideshizaiyicilianxizhongyaoxunliandejiroubuwei。duichuxuederenlaishuo，buweidegainianbijiaoculve、longtong。ruxiongji、beiji、ertoujidengdezhengti。erduizhuanyeyundongyuanlaishuo，buweidegainian（hanyi）yaogengxizhi、jingque。liruxiongdajideshangyuan、xiayuan、zhongshu、waiyuan、neiyuan、xiawaijiao、xianeijiaodeng。”
“womendezonghexunlianjizheilijibendoubaohanlezheixiede。suoyibuyongdanxin。loushangjiushiwomendexingtixunlianhegezhongpaobuji，yeyouzhuanmenjiaodaotuibuyundongdejiaolian。”
tuibuyundongjiaolianduiyutianchenjiangdao：“tuibuxunlianshizheiyangde。xiangliantui，deliandaogusi、guosheng、tunjihexiaotui。
xiangliangusi，dexuanzeyigejichuquxidedongzuo，yejiushishendun，heyigefuzhudongzuo，lirudengtuihuohakeshendun。
xianglianguoshenghetunji，dexuanzeyigejichuqukuandedongzuo，yejiushiyingla，heyigefuzhudongzuo，liruganglinggongshenhuoluomaniyayingla。
xianglianxiaotui，dezuozhituitizhonghezuozitizhong。
tuibudezhouxunlianliangshi15zuzuoyou，meizhoulian2ci，meizu5-20ge。”
jingguoyifanjiangjiehetiyan，shijiandagaishiyidianzhongcaihuidaojia。
kanleyiyanshijian，yutianchenxishuwanbijiushuijuele，linshuiqianyeshijibailufaguoquyijuwanan。
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第三天晚上。
lantaidalouhuiyishizhongdalaoyunji。
“gewei，changzhujiabinderenyuanzhaohaodemeiyou？”
liangbinbanbaidetaizhangchenshengshuodao。
“xiaoyao，nineiyoujuedinghaorenxuanma？youdehuarangtashangquxianshishi，kankanheshibuheshi，buheshizaihuanrenxuan。”
taizhangduizhepaonanzongtidefuzerenyaopdwendao。
“wozheibianzuotianwanshangyijingqianyueleyimingxindechangzhujiabin，tajiaoyutianchen，suiranshigemomowuwendesuren，danshishangyiqijiemufeichangdechuzhong，haiyoujiushixiangudingtuandechengyuanyetuijianleta。”
yaopdyiwuyishideshuodao。
“fangbaozuohaolema？hetongqianlema？womensuirankeyibangtadingzhuyixieyali，danshiyeyaorangtazuohaozhunbei！”
taizhangtichuleyigeyizhenjianxuedewenti。
dedaoyaopddekendinghuidahou，youjixushuodao：“jiranqianlehetong，fangbaoyesuishizhunbeizhe，neijiuxianrangtashishi，tadiyiqidebiaoxianwoyekandaole，queshihenbucuo，zailailiangqikankanguanzhongdefanxiang，buxingdehuazaizhaorenxuan。”
niyihuixianzhaorenguanxuanxindechangzhujiabin，zhenghaoxianzaiwangshangguanyutadexinwenyidiandoubushao，chenzheigeshihouguanxuanshizuiheshibuguodele。”
“jitadebaochouxiananzhaosanxianyirendebiaozhunlai，ruguohouxufanxianghenhaodehua，haikeyitigaoyixiatadebaochouwenti。”
laotaizhangzuoshikeweishidishuibulou。
“haodetaizhang，womashangquban！”
……
zaijianshenshiyundongwan，zhunbeiwangjialiqudeyutianchen。
kandaopaonanguanfangfachuletaqianyuechangzhudexiaoxi：“pu，zheimegaodiaozhendehaoma？”yutianchenkandaoxiaoxichadianjiangzuilidefantuchuqu。
tajiushigemomowuwendexiaosuren，ganggangqianyuepaonanjiuzheimegaodiao。
这样不太好吧。
xianzaideresoubangdiwuweidejiushipaonanxindechangzhujiabin。bijingjikunderedusheidouqiangbulede。
羽天辰点进去一看。
diankaizhaopianyikan，shishangyiqideheiyirenxingxiang，budebushuopaonandesheyingshihaishihenbucuode，bazijipaidezheimeshuai。
随后他点开评论区。
“zheijiushipaonanshangqideheiyiren？”
“yutianchenhaoshuaia，zhiqianzenmemeifaxianzheiyangdebaozangouxiangni？”
“zongyiganneimehao，haishigexianyanbao，qingshanggaodongderenqingshigu，zheiyangdeouxiangwofenle。””
“yutianchenshishei，jurannengqianyuepaonanchangzhujiabin？”
“loushangdenishijiafensiba？zuixinyiqidepaonanmeikanma？”
“sheilaizipaoniaojiloushangqingxingqingxing。”
yeyoubushaowangheizaixiamianpinglun。
“yutianchenpingshenmea，wojiaaidoudoumeiyoushangpaonan。”
“biejinijiaaidouzhaoheilea，xianzaisheihuiquqingyidianyongmeiyouzhagencijiuyaoquyiyuandexiaoxianrou？”
jinjiezhejiushiliangbowangyoukaishihuma。
“叮铃铃！”
chiwanzaofanzhengzaiwuliaodeshuapinglundeshihou，dianhuaxiangle。
jietongzhihou，duimianchuanlaiyaopddeshengyin：“yutianchen，kandaojiemuzuguanxuandexiaoxilema？”
“kandaole，nimentaikuaile，jiushiyouxiegaodiaorangwoyoudianbushiying。”
yutianchendandandehuiyingdao。
“womenyemeibanfa，bijingjikundeshiqingyoudianda，womenzhaolehenduorenxuan，doubuheshi，yedoubuzenmeganlai，jirandajiadoutuijiannile，neimenijiulaiba。womenyehuiweinizuohaofangbaocuoshide，niyehaozuohaozhunbeibiedaoshihounixianbeigezhongfensichongmeile。”
yaopddaizheyixiewunaitixingdao
“haode，haode，wozheibiannijiufangxinba，suishizhunbeizhe，woyezuohaoxinlizhunbeile。”yutianchenzixinmanmandeshuodao
ercishikandaoyutianchenqianyuechangzhuzheigexiaoxidepaonantuanzhongrenyeshifeichangdegaoxing。
bijingsheibuxihuanyigezhangdeshuaierqieqingshanggaodejiabinjiaruni？
yutianchenzhengzaiwuliaodechonglang，jiukandaobailujitafaguolaiyitiaoxiaoxi。
“tianchen，wobanilajinwomenpaonantuandequnliaoliba，youshenmeshiqingdoukeyizailimianshuo”bailu
suihoujiufalaiyigequnliaoyaoqing。
yutianchendiankaijialejinqu。
“huanyingyimeilurong，jiaruqunliao。”
“zheige“lurong”womeijicuodehua，lurongshibailudefensimingchengba，@bailu。bailunikuailai，nidefensilaile！！”zhousheng
“meixiangdaoyutianchenhaishibailudefensia。”lichen
“tianchen，nizheishizaibiaobaima，haishixianshi***？”chenhe
“hahaha，lulua，niliangshibushiyoumimaya！”dengchao
“e～～～～zheishiyouqingkuanga？”zhengkai
“meiyoula，womenjiushiouxianghefensideguanxi。nimenbieluancaila！”bailu
kandaozheidebailulianhongdefaleyitiaoxiaoxi。
ruguozijizaibufayan，zheixierengujilianjiehunshenghaizidounengxiangxiangchulai。
“xinrenrenqun，qinggeweidalaoduoduoguanzhuha，wojiushidanfangmiandeanlianbailueryila，bijingfensixihuanouxiangbushihenzhengchangma！”yutianchen
kandaoqunlidexiaoxiyeshiyixiao，chulaitibaibailujieweidao。
bailujiyutianchensifaleyitiaotiaoweixinxiaoxi。
“xiexienijieweia，tamenjiushixihuankaiwanxiao，nibietaizaiyia。”bailu
“meishi，shuozhenxinhuayoushenmezaiyibuzaiyide。”yutianchen。
kandaoxiaoxidebailuxianshiyileng，ranhouliansefeihong。
“neige，woleilexianqushuile，wanan。”bailu。
bailucongcongdefachuzheijuhuazhihoujiuganjinfangxiashouji，ganjuelianshangguntangguntangde，yongshoushanleshan，paodaoyushixilebalian，cailengjingxialai。
jinguoyiduanshijiandeshuiqunchonglang，yutianchenyedaojiale，xishuwanbijiukeyishuijuele，linshuiqianyeshijibailufaguoquyijuwanan。
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zhuanyanshiguangfeishi，zuixinyiqideluzhishijianyeyaodaole。
zaizheijitianliwangshangguanyuyutianchendexiaoxibuduan，gezhongdingliufensizhaotamafan，gengyouyixierengaochuleyinmoulunshangweidexiaoxi。
yutianchenmeitianjiushiyidianyixiandeshenghuoyizhengtiandeshijiandoushidaizheyundongshi，haiyoujiushichonglang、shuiqun、shuijuele，wangshangdexiaoxibuxuyaotaguan，gongzuoshiderenhuichulihaode。
wuliaoleliaohuibailu，meitianguodebuyilehu。
jingguojitianderenshihelejie，errenduiduifangyeshiyouleyidingdelejie。
suiranbushihenshenrudelejie，danshiyeshilejieleyibufen。
jintianshixindeyiqipaonandeluzhishijian，didianyijiuzaimodou。
“geweizaoshanghaoa。”yutianchenhezhouweidegongzuorenyuandazhezhaohu。
zhihouanzhaoyaoqiudaihaoluyinshebei。
没过多久。
qitapaonantuandechengyuanyeshiyicidaoda。
“rangwomenhuanyingxinchengyuanjiaruwomendepaonandajiating。”dengchaozuoweipaonantuandelaodagexianshijileyutianchenyigejieshideyongbao。
qitajiweichengyuan，lichen，zhousheng，chenhe，shayihezhengkaiyedoushangqianjilejiangbochenyigedadadeyongbao，biaodazheduitadehuanying。
“youyigezheimeshuaidexiaonianqingjiarujinlai，womenpaonantuanzhengtideyanzhidoutigaoleyigedangci。”lichenweixiaozhedaquzhe，
“weiweiwei，lichen，nishayisi，womenjigeyanzhiyehengaodehaobu！”chenhedaizheyisiweisuodiaoxiaodao
“hehe，nimenjigeyanzhigao？nimenjigezhongnianrenxinlimeidianshuma？wocaishiwomenjigedangzhongnanxingzuishuaidehaobu。”zhengkaitaigangjiechuandao
“tianchena，nizuijinhewojiaguinvtandezenmeyangya，wojiaxiaomianao，zheiyanzhihaishikeyide，gennizhanyiqijiuhendaya！”shayidiaoxiaodekanzheyutianchenhebailu
“aiya，hushuoshenmeni，shadie，heng，bulinile！shan(≧min≦)shan”
errensuiranzheiyizhouliaodehenlai，danshibazihaimeiyouyipieni，xianzaishuozheixietaizaole。
几人又调侃了两句。
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