月老的红线：错配姻缘的喜剧吾辈小叮铛-著

小说简介

《yuelaodehongxian：cuopeiyinyuandexiju》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，youwubeixiaodingdangjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，limingxiaofangwangxiulanzhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。limingxiaofangwangxiulanmianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。ninverzheibeizijiunanyouhaoyinyuanle。”wangyuanwaixinglezhihou，juedezheishiyuelaodezhidian，ganjinpairenqudatinglimingdeqingkuang，dezhitashigeqinfenhaoxuedeshusheng，sui……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。

精彩章节

huashuozaihenjiuyiqian，tangchaodejiangnanshuixiangyougemingjiaoqingxidexiaozhen，zhenzililiushuichanchan，

wupengchuanzaihedaolimanyouyoudihuangzhe，chuanjianghuaguoshuimianshijianqixisuideshuihua，

ouerhaihuiyoujitiaoyinyuyuechushuimian，yindeanbianhaitongpaishoujiaohao。anbiandeyangliuchuizhelvsitao，

fengyichuijiuqingqingfuguoxingrendejiantou，daizhedandandeshuiqiheqingcaodexiangqi。zhenshangdefangwuduoshibaiqiangdaiwa，

shunzhehedaowanyanpaibu，jiajiahuhudemenqiandouguazhehongdenglong，ruoshidaolebangwan，denglongdianliang，

zhenggezhenzijiuxiangpileyicengnuanrongrongdejuseqingsha。zheiliderenmendouxinyuelaoqianxiandechuanshuo，

zhenshangdeyuelaocisuibuda，quezongshixianghuobuduan，sheijiayaoshiyouernvdaolehunjiadenianji，

zonghuirangmuqindaizhequshaozhuxiang，zaiqiuyiqianyinyuanqian，panzhenengqiulaiyiduanlangcainvmaodehaoyinyuan。

kesheiyemeiliaodao，youyihuitiantingdepantaoyanshang，fuzezhangguanrenjianyinyuandeyuelaoduohelejibeixianjiu，

zuiyanmenglongzhongnazhehongxianzhouziyitongluanrao，jingbaqingxizhenshangliangduibenbugaiyoujiaojideren，

yingshengshengxizaileyiqi，zheixiakezaipingjingdexiaozhenlixianqileyichangrangrenpengfuyounuanxindenaoju。

qingxizhenshangyougeershichutoudeshushengjiaoliming，shengdemeiqingmuxiu，pifushichangniandaizaiwuneidushuyangchudebaixi，

zuichunboerwenrun，biliangtingzhi，jiushixingzihanhoudeyouxiemune，shuohuashizongdaizhejifenshujuanqi，

yizhejihaihuiyouxiejieba。tazhudexiangzikouyoukelaohuaishu，shugancuzhuangdeyaolianggechengnianrencainenghebao，

zhifanyemao，xiatianshinengzhezhudabangexiangzideyinliang。meihuilimingpengzheshubianzoubiandu，

zhuomozheshijulideshenyishi，shiyoubajiuhuiyitouzhuangzaishuganshang，tengdetawuzheetouzhiliezui，

yankuangfanhongquebukenku，zhishiduizhelaohuaishuxiaoshengniantao：“douguainidanglu，

buranwokendingnengxiangtongneiju‘xueerbusizewang’dedaolile。”kexiaciyijiugaibulezheimaobing，

youshihouzhenshangdehaitonghuiduozaishuhou，dengzhekantazhuangshudemoyang，dengtawuzheetouniantaoshi，jiuwuzhezuitouxiao，

limingjianleyebunao，zhishiconghuailitaochujikezijizanxiadetangfenjihaizimen，ranhounaonaotouheiheiyixiao，

youjiezhequkenneixiehouhoudedianji。limingdejiajingbusuanhao，fuqinzaonianzaizhenshangdeliangpudanghuoji，

buxingranlefenghanqushi，muqinkaojirenfengbujiangxiweichishengji，riziguodejinbaba。jibianruci，

muqinyecongweixiangguoranglimingfangqidushu，tazongshuo：“woershikuaidushudeliao，jianglaidingnengkaogegongming，

rangzanmenniangliangguoshanghaorizi。”weilerangliminganxinbeikao，muqinmeitiantianbuliangjiuqichuang，quhebianxiyifu，

xiwanyifuyouquzhenshangdedahurenjiabangmangfengyifu，wanshanghuilaihaiyaojiezheweiruodeyoudeng，jilimingbuyifu。

limingkanzaiyanli，tengzaixinli，tagengjiafafendushu，changchangdudaoshenye，yanjingaodetonghongyebukenxiuxi，

tazongxiangzhe，dengzijikaoshanggongming，yidingyaorangmuqinguoshanghaorizi。xiangziweikaizheyijiaxiaochaguan，

mingjiao“qingmingju”，chaguanbuda，zhiyousiwuzhangzhuozi，queshoushideganganjingjing，

zhuozishangdeqinghuaciwanbaifangdezhengzhengqiqi，wanyancadezengliang，nengyingchurendeyingzi。

laobanniangshigejiaoxiaofangdeguniang，bilimingxiaoliangsui，shengdeyishuangshuilinglingdedayanjing，yanjiemaoyouzhangyoumi，

xiangliangbaxiaoshanzi，xiaoqilaishiyanjinghuiwanchengyueya，zuijiaohaihuiluchulianggexiaoxiaodeliwo。

tadetoufazongshishuchengyigejiandandefaji，yongyigentaomuzangudingzhu，ouerhuiyoujilvsuifachuizailianjiapang，

zengtianlejifenlingdong。xiaofangzuoqishilaishoujiaomalidehen，tadiezaonianzaihelichengchuanshi，

buxiaoxindiaojinheliyansile，niangshentibuhao，changnianwobingzaichuang，tashiwusuijiuchengqilezheijiachaguan，

meitiantianbuliangjiuqilaishaoshui、zhucha、zhunbeidianxin，baxiaoxiaodechaguandalidejingjingyoutiao。

xiaofangzhuchadeshouyishigentadiexuede，tadieshengqianzuixihuanyanjiuchadao，jializanglebushaohaocha。xiaofangzhuchashi，

huixianbaquanshuidaojinshaguoli，fangzaixiaohuoshangmanmanzhu，dengshuishaokaihou，zaifangrushiliangdechaye，

yongshaoziqingqingjiaobanjixia，ranhougaishangguogaimenyihuier。buyihuier，nongyudechaxiangjiuhuicongshaguolipiaochulai，

mimanzaizhenggechaguanli，rangrenwenlejiujuedexinkuangshenyi。zhenshangdelaochakedouxihuanlaixiaofangdechaguanhecha，

tamenchangshuo：“xiaofangzhudecha，bizhenshangzuidadechaguan‘mingxianglou’zhudehaihaohe，erqiejiagehaibianyi。

”xiaofangxinlizangzhegexiaomimi，taxihuanliming，congtadiyicikanjianlimingbeizheshulou，

renzhendizailaohuaishuxiabeishukaishi，neikexinjiuqiaoqiaoxizailetashenshang。neitian，xiaofangquhebiantiaoshui，

luguolaohuaishuxiashi，kanjianyigechuanzheqingbuzhangshandeshaonian，beizheyigechendiandiandeshulou，shoulipengzheyibenshu，

dizhetou，xiaoshengdiduzhe，yangguangtouguoshuyedefengxi，sazaitashenshang，jitadushangleyicengjinsedeguangyun，

kanqilaigewaiyaoyan。xiaofangkandaile，tiaozheshuitongzhanzaiyuandi，zhidaoshaonianduwanyiduanshu，taiqitoulai，

kandaotashi，luchuleyigehanhoudexiaorong，xiaofangcaihuiguoshenlai，lianjiayixiazihongle，

ganjintiaozheshuitongcongconglikai。congneiyihou，xiaofangjiukaishiliuyiliming，tazhidaoletajiaoliming，shigeshusheng，

meitiandouhuizailaohuaishuxiabeishu，tahaizhidaoletajiajingbuhao，queyijiufafendushu。meitianlimingluguochaguanshi，

xiaofangzonghuitiqianpaohaoyibeiwenredelvcha，lvchashitateyiliudehaocha，chayenenlv，

paochulaidechatangqingchejiandi，heqilaiqingxianggantian。tahuibachafangzaichaguanmenkoudexiaozhuozishang，

chenmeirenzhuyideshihou，feikuaidisaidaolimingshouli，qingshengshuo：“lidage，dushuleile，hedianchajiejiefa。

”limingmeicidoulengyixia，ranhouhongzhelianjieguocha，xiaoshengdaojuxie，jiucongcongzoule，

taguangguzhezhuomoshuzhongdedaoli，jingmeichajuexiaofangyandidewenrou。youshihou，

liminghuizaichaguanmenkoutingliuyihuier，genxiaofangliaojiju，wenwentachaguandeshengyizenmeyang，

xiaofangzongshixiaozheshuo：“tinghaode，duoxielidageguanxin。”qishi，youhaojici，xiaofangdouxianggenlimingbiaobai，

kehuadaozuibianyouyanlehuiqu，tapabeilimingjujue，gengpayihoulianpengyoudouzuobucheng。

qingxizhenshanghaiyougeyouqianrenjiade**jiaowangxiulan，shizhenshangwangyuanwaidedushengnv。wangyuanwaishizuosichoushengyide，

zaizhenshangkailehaojijiasichoupu，shengyizuodehenda，jialihenyouqian，guangshiyahuanjiuyoushijige。

wangxiulanzixiaojiaoshengguanyang，chichuanyongdudoushizuihaode，shenshangchuandeyifudoushiyongzuihaodesichouzuode，

shangmianxiuzhejingmeidehuawen，toushangdaideshoushibushijindejiushiyinde，shanshanfaguang。tadexingziyeyouxieaojiao，

shuohuadaizhedianxiaopiqi，buguanshiduiyahuanhaishiduizhenshangdeqitaren，douzongshiyifugaogaozaishangdeyangzi，

zhenshangdenianqingrendaduobugangentadahua。wangxiulansuiranxingziaojiao，queyebushigemanhengwulideren，

tacongxiaojiugenzhezhenshangdexianshengdushu，qinqishuhuayangyangjingtong，youqishihuahua，huadetebiehao，

tahuadehuaniaoyuchong，xuxurusheng，jiuxiangzhendeyiyang。youshihou，tahuibazijihuadehuasongjiyahuan，

yahuanmendoushiruozhenbao，xiaoxinyiyidishouzangqilai。wangyuanwaizaojiuweitawusehaolepojia，

shilinzhenzhangdahudeerzizhangyunfei，zhangdahushizuoliangshishengyide，jialiyehenyouqian，liangjiamendanghudui，

zhidengzhexuangeliangchenjirijiuwanhun。wangxiulanduizheimenqinshimeishenmeganjue，zhijuedezhangyunfeishuohuayouqianghuadiao，

bushitaxihuandeleixing，kefumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，tayemeiganduoshuoshenme，

zhizaixinliananpanzhenengyudaogehexinyideren。zhangyunfeiqishiyebushigehuairen，tazhishixingzibijiaohuopo，

xihuangenrenkaiwanxiao，youshihoushuohuameigezhengjing，rangrenjuedetayouqianghuadiao。taduiwangxiulanqishitingyouhaogande，

juedetazhangdepiaoliang，youyoucaihua，zhishibuzhidaozenmegentaxiangchu，meicijiandaota，

douhuijinzhangdeshuobuchuhualai，zhinengyongkaiwanxiaodefangshilaiyanshizijidejinzhang，

jieguofanerrangwangxiulanduitagengjiafangan。erzheiyiqiede“shizuoyongzhe”yuelao，

cikezhengzaitiantingdeyinyuandianlifanzhechou。yuelaodeyinyuandianhenda，dianneibaifangzhewushugehongxianzhouzi，

meigehongxianzhouzishangdouxizhelianggenhongxian，fenbielianzherenjianyiduiyouyuanrendeshouzhi。

hongxianzhouzianzhaorenjiandediyufenleibaifang，qingxizhendehongxianzhouzifangzaizuijiaoluodeyigejiazishang，

shangmianhaitiezheyizhangxiaozhitiao，xiezhe“qingxizhen”sangezi。neitianpantaoyanshang，gelushenxiandoulaijingjiu，

taishanglaojunduanzheyibeiyongqiannianlingzhipaodejiu，xiaozheduiyuelaoshuo：“yuelaoa，nizhangguanrenjianyinyuan，

rangwushuyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu，laokugonggao，zheibeijiunikedehe。”yuelaotuicibuguo，

jieguojiubeiyiyinerjin。jiezhe，taibaijinxing、tuotalitianwangdengshenxianyefenfenguolaijingjiu，yuelaojiabuzhuquan，

yibeijieyibeidihe，hedemingdingdazui，yuntouzhuanxiang，lianludouzoubuwenle。huidaoyinyuandianhou，

yuelaokanzhemanjiazidehongxianzhouzi，juedeyanqiandedongxidouzaidazhuan，taroulerouyanjing，

naqiqingxizhendehongxianzhouzi，xiangzhengliyixia，jieguozuiyanmenglongzhong，

jingbalimingdehongxianhewangxiulandehongxianchanzaileyiqi，

haishunshoubaxiaofangdehongxiangenyigeluguoqingxizhendewaidishangrendehongxianxizaileyikuaier。

neigewaidishangrenjiaozhouwangcai，shizuochayeshengyide，luguoqingxizhenshi，zaixiaofangdechaguanlihelebeicha，

juedexiaofangzhangdepiaoliang，youqinkuai，jiudonglexinsi，xiangquxiaofangzuolaopo，

haituolezhenshangdemeirenquxiaofangjiashuomei，xiaofangdangshijiujujuele，shuozijibuxiangjiajita。keyuelaohezuile，

nalizhidaozheixie，jiuzheimexilihutudibahongxianxicuole。dengyuelaodiertianjiuxingle，toutengyulie，

tarouzhetaiyangxue，zoudaojiaziqian，zhunbeizhenglihongxianzhouzi，jieguoyikanhongxiance，dunshihechuleyishenlenghan，

shoulidehongxiance“pada”yishengdiaozailedishang。taganjinjianqihongxiance，fandaoqingxizhenneiyiye，

querenzijizhendebahongxianxicuole，paizhedatuizhitanqi：“aiyazaole！zheikezenmehao！

qiancuohongxiankeshifanletiangui，yaoshibeiyudizhidaole，feidefawoqumianbisiguobuke！

”tajidezaiyinyuandianlizhuanlaizhuanqu，yihuierzhuazhuatoufa，yihuierduoduojiao，

xiangzhijiexiafanbahongxiangaiguolai，keyouxiangqitianguiguiding，shenxianbunengsuiyigansherenjianyinyuan，

chufeiyouteshujiyuan，zhinengzaiyipanganzhongguancha，panzhenengyoujihuibujiu。yuelaohaiteyiquqingjiaoletaibaijinxing，

taibaijinxinglvzhehuabaidehuzi，xiaozheshuo：“yuelaoa，niyebietaizheji，renjiandeyinyuanziyoudingshu，

shuobudingzheicuoqiandehongxian，yeshiyichangyuanfenni？nijiufangkuanxin，zaiyipangkanzhe，shuobudingshiqinghuiyouzhuanji。

”yuelaotingletaibaijinxingdehua，xinlishaoweiandingleyixie，kehaishirenbuzhudanxin，meitiandouzhanzaiyunduan，

kanzheqingxizhendedongjing。meiguojitian，qingxizhenjiuchuanbianleyigexiaoxi，shuowangyuanwaijiayaozhaolimingzuonvxu。

zheixiaoxishiwangyuanwaixianchuanchulaide，taqianjitianquyuelaocishangxiang，qiuyuelaobaoyounvernengyougehaoyinyuan，

jieguodangtianwanshangjiuzuolegemeng，mengjianyigebaifacangcang、cimeishanmudelaoren，shoulinazheyigehongxianzhouzi，

duitashuo：“ninverdetiandingliangyuanshizhenshangdeshushengliming，yaoshicuoguole，

ninverzheibeizijiunanyouhaoyinyuanle。”wangyuanwaixinglezhihou，juedezheishiyuelaodezhidian，

ganjinpairenqudatinglimingdeqingkuang，dezhitashigeqinfenhaoxuedeshusheng，suiranjiajingputong，

danjianglaishuobudingnengyouchuxi，jiujuedingzhaotazuonvxu。wangyuanwaihaiteyibawangxiulanjiaodaogenqian，

gentashuolezheijianshi，wangxiulantingle，zhouzhemeitoushuo：“die，wocaibuyaojiajineigeshudaizini！wojianguota，

shangcizaizhenshangdeshudian，tagenlaobantaojiahaijia，xiangmaiyibenjiushu，kanqilaikoukousousoude，yidiandoubudafang。

”wangyuanwaibanzhelianshuo：“zheishiyuelaodezhidian，youbudenirenxing！limingshigehaomiaozi，

jianglaikendingnengyouchuxi，nijiajita，buhuichikuide。”wangxiulanhaixiangfanbo，kekandaofuqinyansudebiaoqing，

zhihaobahuayanlehuiqu，xinliquemanshiweiqu。limingtingdaozheigexiaoxideshihou，zhengzailaohuaishuxiabeishu，

shoulihainazhexiaofanggangsaijitadelvcha，chashuihaidaizhewenre，zaishoulinuannuande。talenglebantian，

yanjingdengdedadade，yiweizijitingcuole，zhidaowangyuanwaijiadeguanjiaqinzishangmen，

chuanzheyishentimiandechouduanyifu，shoulinazheyigejingzhidemuhezi，keqididuitashuo：“ligongzi，

wojialaoyeyouqing，xianggennishangliangyixiatiqindeshi。”limingzheicaifanyingguolai，xinlilekailehua，

lianshoulidelvchaliangledoumeichajue，yikoudayingxialai，henbudemashangjiuquwangjiatiqin。taxinxiang，

zijiyaoshiqulewang**，jiunengjiezhuwangjiadeshili，buyongzaidanxinbeikaodefeiyong，

muqinyebuyongzaineimexinku，shuobudinghainengzaodiankaoshanggongming，guangzongyaozu。limingxingfendipaohuijia，

bazheigexiaoxigaosulemuqin，muqintingle，jidongdeyanleidoudiaolexialai，lazhelimingdeshou，

gengyanzheshuo：“woerzhongyuyouchuxile，niangmeibaitengni。”neitianwanshang，

muqinteyiquzhenshangmailebanjinzhurou，jilimingzuoletazuiaichidehongshaorou，limingchizhehongshaorou，