《yulongguilai：juesezongcaitouhuaisongbao》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，buyanbuyubixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“woshuoneigeren，zenmechuandezheimebudetini，yuanlaishineigexiaozia！”“kebushima？dangnianjushuozaleluoshaoyeyijiupingzini，meixiangdao，zuolaochulaile！”……
第7章
longyunmeixiangdao，mianqianzheixiaoziganyongzheiyangdeyuqigentashuohua，xinlidunshiyouxiebuyue。
tayeshilianseyichen，ranhoujiaxiaoleyixia：“hehe，nijiwoyeyedaodichideshishenmeyao，nandaohaibunengwenyixiama？wohaishidiyicitingshuo，naoyixuefashenglezhihou，buyongzuoshoushu，jiuzheimexiadianjixia，ranhouchikeyaojiunenghaode！”
shuodaozheili，longyunyoushishouzhangyitan：“neinishiyishengma？youxingyizigezhengma？najiwokankan！”
yeqijueyaoleyaotou：“meiyou，buguo，wojuede，zheixiebuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi，wojiubarenjijiuhuilailejiuxing。nandao，gangcaibushiwojiuleniyeye？mofei，nixiangkanzheniyeyesi？”
yeqijuekanlekanduifang，youshidao：“woyelandegennijieshi，youxiedongxi，nimeijianguo，zhinengshuomingnijianshiqian！”
“你......”
longyunshunjianqidebuxing，yaoyadao：“nizhidao，nizaigensheishuohuama？”
“我又不认识你！”
raner，mianqiandenianqingrenqueshibuxiedeyixiao，duizhelongyundao：“woa，zaigenyigemanbujianglidenvrenshuohua！”
“啊！”
longyunqidebuxing，quantouyiwo，nushizheyeqijue：“nixinbuxin，worangwoneixiebaobiaoguolai，daoshihouhaohaojiaoxunniyidun，nizheigeren，taibujianglimaole！nijiwoyeyechileluanqibazaodedongxi，wohaibunengwenwenma？”
“neishijiumingdeshenyao，gennijieshideqingchuma？”
yeqijuefanbodao，benlaijintianxinqingjiubuhao，tacailandegenduifangjieshi，xianglexiangzhihoudao：“zaozhidaojiulerenzhihou，shizheiyangdetaidu，gangcaiwojiubuchushoule，dengnidadianhua，hanjiuhuchelaidehua，gujidaoleyiyuan，niyeyedouliangliangle！”
“yuner，buguanzheiweixiaohuozi，tayoumeiyouxingyizigezheng，yebuguantajiwochideshenmeyao，gangcai，dequeshitajiulewo！tashiwodejiumingenren，nishuohuadetaidu，haoyidian！”
zheigeshihou，longlaozhongyushikaikoule。
“yeye......”
longyunqidezhinengduojiao，lvedaijifensajiao。
“xiaohuozi，nijiaoshenmemingzia？”
longlaoxiaohehediwangzheyeqijuewendao。
“叶七绝！”
yeqijuedandanshuodao：“duile，gangcainizhisuoyiturannaoyixue，yinggaishixiaqideshihou，turanqingxutaijidongle，niyougaoxueya，quyiyuanjianchayixia，rangyishengjinikaiyixiejiangxueyadeyaoba。buran，wokebuganbaozheng，xiacihuibuhuiyinweitaijidongle，erzaicitufa！”
“duoxiexiaoxiongditixing，yeqijue，haomingzi！”
longlaoduizheyeqijuegonglegongshou，youshiduizheyeqijuedao：“xiaohuozi，nijiulelaofuyiming，neijiushiwodejiumingenren，yihouniyoushenmexuyaowobangmangde，jinguanshuo！duile，yuner，jizheiweixiaoxiongdizhunbeiyibaiwanba，suanshijitadezhiliaofei！”
“hehe，keqile，qianjiubuyaole，wogangcaijiuni，youbushichongzhenideqianlaide！”
yeqijueheheyixiao，youshikanleyiyanyipangdelongyun，ranhoudao：“zhiyaoa，bubeirenshuochengshijianghupianzijiuxingle！”
longyundeyanshenzhong，shanguojifendechayizhise，mianqiandenianqingren，kanshangquchuandepojiu，juranmianduiyibaiwandeyouhuo，erxiandezheimedanding？
mofei，jintianzijizhendekanzouyanle。
“不要拉倒！”
buguo，yixiangdaozhiqianzheixiaozishuohuadetaidu，longyunhaishirenbuzhuqihuhudihuileyiju。
“yuner，nizenmegenxiaoxiongdishuohuadeni？”
longlaodenglelongyunyiyan，xiaohehediduizheyeqijuedao：“xiaoxiongdi，zheiyangba，buzhidao，jiranjiniqianniyebuyao，burulaofuqingnichigewufan？haixiwang，xiaoxiongdinijiubuyaozaituicile！”
kanjianmianqianzheilaotouneiyilianchengkendeyangzi，yeqijueyezhidao，zaijujuekongpayebuhaole，zheilaotouyesuanshiqianxun，tazuihoudianlediantou：“xingba！”
“xianzaihaizao，neizhongwudeshihou，shierdian，zaihaoyundajiudianjian！daoshihou，nidaole，wenqiantaigentamenshuo，longyaohuidingdebaojianjiuxingle！”
龙耀辉笑呵呵地道。
“xing，neiyihuierjian！”
yeqijuedianlediantou，zhuanshenlikaile。
“yeye，niquexinzheixiaozishigaoren？gaorendouchuandezheimepolandema？”
wangzheyeqijuelikaidebeiying，longyunhaishiyouxiehuaiyi。
“ruguotashouleneiyibaiwan，wohaibuhuirenweitashigaoren，yinggaizhishiyigehuidianyishuderen，ganghaohuizhiliaowodebing。danshi，yibaiwandoubufangzaiyanlideren，kendingbujiandan！”
longyaohuidandanyixiao，youshidao：“zaishuole，gangcaineizhongqingkuang，niganduma？wanyitashuodeshizhende，deng120laile，bawosongdaoyiyuan，wodouliangleni？”
“erqie，cirendeshili，henqiang！”
zuihoulongyaohuiyoushihendudingdishuoleyiju：“gangcai，tadianwoxueweideshihou，woganjuedaoleyisizhenqi！”
“真气！”
longyunyiting，daoxiyikouliangqi。
zhiqiangenlonglaoyiqixiaqidezhongniannanren，yeshishunjianyijing，zongsuanshizhidao，weihelonglaogenneinianqingrenshuohuadeshihou，shineimedekeqile。
“zouba，yeye，zanmenhaishixianbiexiaqile，wodainiquyiyuanxianjianchayixiazaishuo！”
longyunhaishiyouxiebufangxindidao。
longyaohuidianlediantou，henkuaijiurangbaobiaokaiche，yiqilaidaolejiangchengzuihaodesirenyiyuan。
jianchaleyifanzhizhong，longyunduizhemianqianzheiweiyishugaomingdewangzhurenwendao：“wangzhuren，woyeyedenaobu，meishenmewentiba？”
wangzhurenzixidekanlekanzhaodepianzi，zheicailvexianyihuodidao：“buduia，congzheishangmiankanlai，longlaodenaobuxueguan，mingxianshichuxianguopolieqingkuangcaiduia，zheiliyouneimeyidiandiandexueyichulaile，danshi，jiuneimeyidiandian，duinaobumeiduodadeshanghai，erzheixueguanzheili，queshiwanhaowusunde！”
“这说明什么？”
龙韵慌忙问道。
“zheishuoming，gangchuxiannaoyixuezhuangkuangzhihou，xueguanjuranqijibandekuaisuyuhele！zhei，wodoumeifajieshile，zheishizenmezuodaode？zhenshishenle！”
汪主任最后说道。
longyunhelongyaohuiduishileyiyan，tamendouxiangqileyeqijuezhiqianjilongyaohuichideneikeyao。
“wangzhuren，neihaiyoushenmexuyaozhuyidema？woyeyexuyaozhuyuanma？”
longyunxianglexiangzhihou，youshiwendao。
wangzhurenxiaolexiaodao：“zheigedaoshibubi，neihenshaodeyidiandianxue，meiyingxiangdaolonglaodeshenjing，longlaoyougaoxueya，wojitakaiyixiejiangxueyadeyaoba，lingwaijiushi，nimenguoyigeyuezhihou，zailaifuchayixia，yinggaiwentibuda！”
“wangzhuren，neige，jiarutufaxingnaoyixue，congjiangshangongyuanneibiansongwangyiyuandehua，laidejima？”
longyunrenbuzhuhaoqi，youshisuikouwenleyiju。
“neibian，jiusuanshisongdaozuijindeyiyuan，kongpadoulaibujile，jibianshibusi，duobanqiangjiuhuilai，yeshizhiwurenle，genghekuang，zheijiuhucheyilushanghaibunengchuxianrenhedetufazhuangkuangni！”
wangzhurenhenshikendingdishuodao。
longyuntinglezhihou，jingchuyishenlenghan。
“kanyangzi，zhendeshiyujiangaorenle！”
congyiyuanchulai，longyaohuigankaiwanqiandidao：“yuner，zheigeyeqijue，nikeqianwanbiedezui，zanmenqianletayigetiandadeenqinga，zheikebushiyidunfanjiunengjiejuede，genghekuang，ciren，chuleyishufangmianshenhuqishenzhiwai，haishiyimingyinshigaoshou！”
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