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gonglinqiwandikanxiangzhouweiderenqun,xiangkanyikanyoumeiyoushenmegaorennenggouzhanchulaijiuzhitademuqin。
zuotianbujiushiyouyigebushiyiyuandenianqingren,rangtamuqinqisihuishenglema?
raner,cikequeshimeiyourendalita。
suishuo,gonglinzhangdehenmei,kezheilikanrenaoderendoumingbaizijiyoujijinjiliangdeshuiping。
jiuren?tamengenbenbanbudao。
zheishihouruoshitiaochulaichongdangdaweibalang,shuobudingshihuitanshangrenmingguanside。
yanqianzheiyimuyouyimudechangjing,yeshibeijiangchenkanzaiyanli。
zheirangtaxinzhongqingtanyisheng:yeba,tajiuzaichushoujiuyixiarenba,xiangyubianshiyuanfen。
kuangqie,tayouneigenenglijiuneigebingren,bunengxiushoupangguan,jiansibujiu。
xiangdaozhei,jiangchenjiuyaoguoqu。
kezheishihou,yejingyiqueshiyanjishoukuaidelazhujiangchen,tasihuyijingcaicechulejiangchendeyitu。
“jiangchen,niyaoganshenmequ?gaibuhuishijiurenba?”tayishuangxingmushangxiadaliangqijiangchen。zheijiahuodexingweijuzhi,zongshilingtagandaoyiwai,yaoquzuozheizhongshashiyebuyiding。
shenweiyejingyideguimilinyuqueshishenselengleleng,juedebukenengba。
niyigerenpengcide,haiyaoqujiuneiyigemingxianyijingbanzhijiaotaruguancaibandebingren。
zheiweimianyetaitianfangyetanleba。
jiangchenqueshidianlediantou,dafangdichengrenle。
“nishiyisheng?”linyuyouxiemengle,tuokouwendao。tajuedejiangchenkendingshifengle,jibiantazhendeshiyisheng,zheimenianqing,younengzhangwoduoshaoyishu。
“wobushiyisheng。”jiangchenqueshiyaotou。
lianggemeinvdunshishale,dengdayanjingkanzhejiangchen。
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zheijiahuobudanpengci,daren,**dilaishangziji,erxianzaijuranhaiyaomaochongyishengquzhibingren。
fengzi!jueduijiushifengzi!
“fangxin,wosuiranbushiyisheng,danwodeyishuhengao,kebushishenmebantongshui。”jiangchenqueshiminzuiyixiao,duiyulaiziyumengjingjiyideguyishu,tahaishixiangdangyouzixinxinde。
zheijiahuoweimianyetaizilianleba!yejingyiyulinyuxinzhongmaochutongyangdeniantou。
erzheishi,gonglinyewuyijiancongrenqunlifaxianlejiangchen,likejidongdizhijiechongdaojiangchenmianqian。
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jiangchenyanjishoukuaidizhuazhulegonglindeshouwan:“bie,biezheiyang,wozuotianzhishishunshou。”
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pangbian,jiandaozheiyimudeyejingyiyulinyuqueshiyouxiemengle。
zheishizenmegeqingkuang?weishenmebingrenjiashuyaojijiangchenxiagui?haikouchengenren?
nandaojiangchendeyishuzhendehenledema?
gonglinzheishijixuaiqiudao:“xiaoxiongdi,nizuotiannengjiuhuowomama,kendingshishenyi,woqiunijintianyejiujiuwomamahaobuhao?”
tazheishiyijingshizoutouwulule,jiangchenjiuxiangshitadejiumingdaocao。
“nishibushigaocuole,jiangchentagenbenjiubushiyishenghaoba,nishuotajiulenimama,neikendingshiyunqihao,zhuangdayunle。”
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gonglinyileng,kanxiangjiangchen。
“tashuodedui,wozhendebushiyisheng。”jiangchendaoyebushuohuang:“zuotian,jiunima,shiwodiyicichushou。”
linyuledeyipaibazhang:“ha,wojiushuole。”
gonglinshale,yanleizaiciluoxia,shenseyiranjuewang。
tahemuqinganqingjihao,shenmedouchongzheta,gengshiweiletadexingfu,qinzidaizhetataochujiazu,dantayaoshihaidemuqinkesiyixiang,neitayejiubuxianghuole。
“buguo,wosuiranbushiyisheng,jingyanyebuduo,danshiwozixueleyishu,xiangxinhaiyouxiebenling。”kezheishi,jiangchenquexiaolexiao,huafengyizhuan:“niyaoshixiangxinwo,wokeyishizhequjiunimama。”
“xiangxin,wodangranxiangxin!”
gonglinyimoyanlei,jimangdao。zuotianjiuhuomuqindeyimu,yijingrangtaduijiangchenyoujueduidexinxin。
“mafan,ningenwolai。”
gonglinlazhejiangchen,jiuwangbingfangliqu。
“jiangchen,nizhendefengle?luanlai,shihuihaisirende。”yizhimeishuohuadeyejingyizheishihoujile。tagangcaicongliangrendeduihualibuzhuodaolebushaoxinxi。zuotianjiangchensihuzhendejiuhuoleneigebingren,zheishuomingjiangchenhuoxuzhendeyouxieyishu。
danshi,zheibudaibiao,taxianzaiyenengjiurena。
meikandaoneimeduoyishengzaineidoushishushouwucema?
wanyizhisirenle,yaodanzede。
jiangchenqueshiweiweiyixiao,“fangxin,tamamadexingmingzhiyaoyouwozai,yanwangyedoushoubuzou。”
yejingyiqidezhiduojiao:“nizhenshiyoubinga,nibunengqu。”
tazhenyiweitashishei,shenmedouxing?
“a,nishibushizaihewoduqi?juede,wogangcaimeiyouhenidaoqian?”
yejingyisihuxiangqileshenme,yiweijiangchenyiyiguxing,shiyinweitameiyoudaoqiansuozhide:“shide,wozhiqianzaijiudianlishiyuanwangleni,wobugaibuxinni,wocuole,wojinidaoqian。zheiyangzongxingleba。”
jiangchenyaotoutanxi:“ai,nihaishimeiyouxinwoa,nikanzhejiuhao。”
yejingyiqidezhiyaoya:“nizhenshigefengzi!”
linyugengshilengxiao:“jingyi,womenbuguantale,rangtazhaosiqu。”
jiangchenyebujieshile,lazhegonglinjiuwangbingfangqu。
“zhanzhu,niyoulaile!”zheishi,neigelizhurenquelanzhulejiangchen。
lizhurencairenchulaishijiangchen,neihuotengdijiushaoqilai。zuotian,jiangchendechushoujiuhenhendaletazheigezhuzhiyishengdelian,daditebiezhong。
weici,takeshihuaihenzaixinni。
“gongnvshi,wozhidaota。tagenbenjiubushiyisheng,zheizhongmenwaihan,youshenmezigejiuzhibingren?rangtajiunimuqin,genbenjiuyaobanimamawangsilizhenga。”lizhurenyongtadegongyasangmen,taigaoyinliangdishuozhe。
zhouweiderenqunyitingjiuzhale。
“shenme,juranbushiyisheng?zheimeinvhaixiangrangtajiuren?”
“bingrendaoshihouzhenchuxianshenmeyiwai,zheijiahuofuzedeqima?”
“骗子!”
qitayishengmenyefenfenfuhelizhuren,tamenjuebukenengrangjiangchenjiuren。
yaoshijiangchenzhisileren,tamenzheixieyishengyeyaofuliandaizeren。
ruguojiangchenjiurenchenggong,neijiugengbuxingle,neiyangbujiushidaletamenzheixieyishengdelianle。
suoyi,zhiyaojiangchenyichushou,tamengenbenjiushiliwaibushiren。
erjiuzaizheishi,hutingyourenhandao:
“rangrang,kuairangrang,yeshenyilaile。”
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