yiwanjiededoushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《yule：kaijubiaozhanji，zheijiaoxiaoxianrou？》shi“xiaoliuziaba”deqingxinzhizuo，shuzhongzhurengongshifanlongyanglaoban，xiaoshuogushijianshushi：“zheijiahuokebielazaitalaoposhenshanga！”“zheiyaonongzangle，woxiacizenmewan？”fanlongjianzhuang，bujinyilianmengbi，jiezheyilianguguaidao……
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我看见了什么？
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隐藏大佬啊！
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大佬……
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**，这是真货？
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